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Sid and Elsie Dreadful: condemned to death by Labo*r government... |
Two elderly pensioners are
dreading the Christmas period as they are set to lose hundreds of pounds in
government support.
Sid and Elsie Dreadful, from Chattingham,
say they will now find it more difficult to buy expensive Christmas presents
for their grandchildren when the festive season comes.
It comes as the evil Labo*r government
is stopping winter fuel payments for OAPs who are not on pension credit or
other means-tested benefits.
Tory newspapers say that tens of
thousands of older people in Kent
will now have to choose between eating or heating - with one newspaper
screaming: “IT’S A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH!!!”
Up until now, all pensioners,
regardless of income received up to £300 a year in winter fuel payments,
including Sid and Elsie.
They say they now don’t know how
they are going to buy nice Christmas presents for their grandchildren now.
“That 300 quid was my bloody
Christmas money,” said Elsie (89).
“I don’t think you should have
those worries at our age,” added Sid (89). “It shouldn’t just be for people on pension
credit, there are well-off pensioners just like us who find that £300 really
handy.”
“Now we’re going have to use our
own money to buy our little Darren and Mandy expensive tat for Christmas.”
The Tory party, who have been
bribing pensioners for years with inflation-proof benefits and other hand-outs,
say the changes will lead to the most pensioners voting Tory in future.
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Ex Tory MP Kylie Trollhouse; "all Labo*r's fault" |
Kylie Trollhouse, former Tory MP
for Stroochester, said: “We’re absolutely delighted that Labo*r have shot
themselves in the foot with this one, so early in their term of office.”
“We’ve never really cared about society’s
vulnerable, because people like that tend to vote Labo*r. That’s why we made so
many vicious and short-sighted cuts to benefits and public services for the
disabled, disadvantaged and long-term sick over the past 14 years, because
those people don’t matter to us. But well-off pensioners are usually absolute
Tory vote fodder and we’re over the moon that St*rmer’s mob have pissed them
off so soon.”
“Our chums in the right-wing
media are having a field day with this one. Cheers, Rachel!”
A spokesperson at the Department
for Work and Pensions said: “We are absolutely committed to supporting pensioners
and giving them the dignity and security they deserve in retirement.”
“But given the dire state of the
public finances we have inherited, it’s right that we target the easy savings
first, such as grabbing a few quid off rich old Tory pensioners. Of course,
they’ll be a bit of collateral damage for those just outside of the pension
credit safety net, but our focus group said that it won’t cost us a lot of
votes in five years time.”
“Hitting pensioners is much
easier than taxing the super-rich because those bastards have clever
accountants and friends in high places.”
Though the changes won’t be
enforced until September 16, Tories are urging those concerned to make up as
many unfounded scare-stories as possible for us and all the other right-wing
rags to pick up and blow them up out of all proportion.
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Kent’s Greatest Prick Ever wrote:
So Take the Knee St*rmer shows his true credentials
by penalising the poorest in society. I use my £300 heating allowance to give
my domestic servants a bonus at Christmas. Now they will receive nothing. Well
done Sir Keir!
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Grey Mondeo Man
replied:
I thought a true Tory like you was all in favour of robbing
the poor to give to the rich? You could always try giving your servants a
Christmas bonus out of your own money.
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Neil Barse
replied:
You greymondeoman expose yourself every day as the hate filled
Far Left anti British antagonist troll. You are definitely condoning this evil Labo*r
government’s disgusting intention to condemn all old aged pensioners to freeze
to death in order to fund luxury hotels for illegal immigrants. Like all lazy
parasitic leftist scum, you are a blight on society and as such are unable to
hold any sort of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults. Crawl
away and die, you tofu-eating, Guardian-reading pillock.
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Yu Rong wrote:
Thousands of older people in Kent
will now have to choose between eating or heating - with one source saying:
"It's a matter of life and death."
"10 more dead in the
channel."
St*rmer's not even three months
in and his headlines are already challenging the death toll of the previous 14
years. Who knew socialism was so bad for peoples' health.
Apart from anyone who didn’t
fall for the ‘vote Labo*r because they’re not Tory’ strap line.
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Vader 123
replied:
A new low for Yu Rong. Exploiting innocent deaths just to
troll people online.
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Super Small Dick
replied:
Yeah fancy connecting deaths which the Labour leader
promised to end with deaths he's going to be accountable for, and calling that
Trolling. Get a life Vader, before St*rmer ends it.
👍+116
Yu Rong replied:
Given that I am one of the few voices of sanity on this
forum, anyone who has a different opinion to me must be an alias of that
well-known far-left supporter of far-left terrorism, GreyMondeoMan. You are
pathetic GMM.
👍+129
Gonads wrote:
As someone absolutely ecstatic
to see the back of the utterly god-awful, corrupt Tories, the winter fuel
payment cut is an unfathomable decision. Too much 'overthinking it' going on in
the Labour government. Look, £1.5bn is peanuts, and is dwarfed by the fact that
40pc of qualifying pensioners don't claim the pension credit - as they should.
That would add £3bn back. Pointless fiddling with pensions and benefits are
Tory games and they're utterly unnecessary. There is massive national
rebuilding that needs to happen, and that is where St*rmer and Reeves need to
focus. Such gimmicky nonsense needs to be buried with the Tories.
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Yu Rong replied:
Well done GMM. Very thoughtful post.
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Chad Grindr wrote:
Whilst immigrants in luxury hotels
will be kept fed and warm and billions in aid goes abroad, our pensioners will
go hungry and cold. Typical of the leftist loons voted in by lazy morons who
believed the lies of the UK’s
relentlessly biased left-wing media.
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Kentiegirl replied:
Is it really necessary for the comments on every news time
on this site to contain a comment blaming asylum seekers? Do the people writing
these comments think that repeating the same nonsense comment over and over
again will make people start believing it?
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Yu Rang replied:
Yet another Grey Mondeo Man user ID, no doubt.
+102
Grey Mondeo Man replied:
They are obsessed, Kentiegirl.
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Neil Barse
replied:
…as are those who continually blame the cost of Brexit, 14
years of Tory incompetence and corruption and the £22bn public finance ‘black
hole’ at every opportunity?
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Grey Mondeo Man wrote:
Yes, because we are obsessed by those simple “truths”,
whereas your obsession is merely delusional.
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Neil Barse replied:
A typically stupid reply from the typically stupid
remoaning socialist La**or-supporting woke snowflake that is GreyMondeoMan.
Like all lazy parasitic leftist scum, you are a blight on society and as such
are unable to hold any sort of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing
insults. Crawl away and die, you tofu-eating, Guardian-reading pillock.
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍+7651
Yu Rong replied:
Why don’t you reply to my phone calls and texts Neil
Barsested? I’m pregnant with your baby!!!!
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Neil Barse replied:
I thought you were a fan of Boris. Just like him, I’ve had
my fun and moved on. So should you. Bye-bye…
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DailyMailBob wrote:
you labo*r voters shame on you
all to stop these payments is going to kill and make ill many pensioners in any
other legality or legal form that is abuse abuse of elderly people the same as
if you told your parents they couldn't have the heating on and you turned it
off you would be abusing them st*rmer needs to be prosecuted and so do labo*r
voters remember pensioners fought in the war to keep fascism at bay and now the
labo*r facists are ganging up on them and taking their revenge st*rmer might as
well set up concentration camps for pensioners as he obviously wants to kill
them all by letting them freeze to death we can’t even protest look what
happened when we tried to protest about immigrants coming over here and eating
all our cats and dogs two tier keir had them all locked up not the immigrants
the protesters it should be the other way around but labo*r hate us native
english people and want to give the country away to immigrants still they’ll be
lots of spare houses for them when all our pensioner die of cold this winter it's
a disgrace and a labo*rite pillage on our societies vulnerable disgraceful there
is a man up in the north of england who for the last few weeks been on a hunger
strike in protest at this new government's policies the only one person who
needs to be prosecuted in this country for anything is st*rmer
👍+27
Gonads replied:
Another stream of unpunctuated gibberish from (this comment has been edited for brevity –
Ed.)
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Tornado Watcher wrote:
The old racist brigade were more
than happy for the younger generations to pay for their Brexit, now it’s come
back to bite them. Scrapping the winter fuel allowance saves 1.4 billion per
year, Boris and his gang of morons promised Brexit would bring in 350 million
per week (which would have made up the shortfall in less than a month if it
wasn’t an outright lie). Maybe these pensioners should start asking Farage for
some gas money instead of him hanging about in Dover looking for immigrants to blame for his
mistakes.
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Yu Rong replied:
I see the totalitarian left (i.e. another fake ID for Grey
Mondeo man) is defending the indefensible with the chanting of "I'm
alright Jack" as if that makes things all OK.
👍👍+319
Super Small Dick
replied:
The same pensioners who survived WW2?
The same pensioners whose relatives were sent to their deaths in the gas
chambers?
Get over yourself mate with your racist ********.
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Grey Mondeo Man wrote:
Gas chambers? In a discussion about the WFA? Good lord
above. Are you Esther McVey? And just where was the “racism” in that comment?
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Neil Barse
wrote:
A typically stupid reply from the typically stupid
remoaning socialist La**or-supporting woke snowflake that is GreyMondeoMan.
Like all lazy parasitic leftist scum, you are a blight on society and as such
are unable to hold any sort of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing
insults. Crawl away and die, you tofu-eating, Guardian-reading pillock.
+765
Wankenator wrote:
Pensioners are soft targets for
Comrade St*rmer. Let's consider how much money the Government will save when
he's wiped out those on a pension next winter & subsequent winters. The
added benefit is not only is the UK saving money but making more
room & housing for illegal immigrants. Comrade St*rmer has in place
increases in inheritance tax for those people who want to pass their house to a
loved one so it's a kick them while their down time in British politics. I
won't say much more in case I get arrested!
👍+123
Grey Mondeo Man
replied:
Yet another poster from the far right who is obsessed with "illegal
immigrants".
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Super Small Dick wrote:
Let's get real how do we fund the thousands of migrants
coming across the channel we need to find the funding to help those desperate.
The 1.5 million homes being built are for the migrants.
👍👍👍+277
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