*headline used by permission of the Daily Telegraph/Express/Mail
The evil Labo*r government is set to go ahead with cutting winter fuel payments for pensioners across the country after the plan was voted through yesterday afternoon (September 10) in the Commons. A number of Midway MPs took part in the vote, which gives us the excuse to lever a Labo*r-bashing piece of national news into our local news-site.
The payments help millions of elderly people during November and December. Either £200 or £300 is usually given towards their Christmas shopping.
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| Evil Labo*r Chancellor Rachel R*eves |
Ms R*eves insisted it is “absolutely right” to means-test the benefit in order to address the “22 billion black hole” in the public finances. She said: “We faced a situation when I became Chancellor that there was a £22 billion black hole in the public finances this year.
“That meant we had to make difficult decisions, tough decisions, to get a grip of those public finances so that we could bring stability back to the economy after Lettuce Liz and Jeremy Hunt wrecked it by giving Tory voters unfunded tax breaks in an attempt to bribe them to vote Tory.”
“In the circumstances that we are facing it is therefore absolutely right to make sure that we screw over pensioners, because that’s much easier than taxing rich bastards who have the financial clout to fight back.”
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| Ex-MP Trollhouse: "Vote Tory" |
A brave, principled and noble Conservative motion to block the measure was voted on yesterday in the Houses of Parliament. It was defeated by 348 to 288 votes – a majority of 120.
However 52 MPs decided not to record a vote, one of whom was from Midway.
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| Gargoyle's new American residence... |
Only one Labour backbencher, Rosie
Waffle, opposed the government in supporting the Tory motion. Midway’s other
seven evil henchmen of evil Labo*r comedy duo, R*eves and Startimer, all voted
against saving the lives of millions of pensioners across the
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| Skippi Myrtle: Labo*r lobby fodder |
“I’d thought she’d be proud of me, voting to cut benefits for vulnerable people. It’s just what she would have done after all.”
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Kent’s Greatest Prick Ever wrote:
Dare I say it, but I think Take The Knee St*rmer has made a promising start. Removing subsidies from feckless, work-shy pensioners is a move worthy of the Conservatives at their very best. If he makes good on his veiled promises to privatise the NHS and doesn’t make any attempts to make rich folk such as myself pay our fair share of taxes, then it will be business as usual.
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Daily Mail Bob wrote:
two tier kier st*rmer has put this policy in place after telling the tories years ago if they scrapped the WFA that thousands of pensioners would die he opposed it back then now he's got into goverment his own parties research suggests as many as 4000 pensioners will die this winter due to the WFA being taken away he presses on ahead with it then rachel r*eves puts in expenses for her heating for her 2nd home not even her 1st home and claims heating allowance you couldnt make this up but thank god the daily mail can to save 1.3 billion killing our parents, our grandparents whom have paid into the system all their lives and what do we do sent 11 odd billion to Africa for climate change, give already well paid train drivers and junior doctors costing 9 billion well thats 20 billion quid there thats not even mention heating all the illegal migrants in the hotels or the cost of housing all the prisoners, some violent and dangerous, upon their release and they have the gall to say the tories have created a 22 billion black hole and blame killing pensioners on the previous government the tories were useless, yes and ran their race but this is beyond a joke the tories werent and arent fit to run a bath let a know govern but this lot only 10-11 wks in are doing more damage and sticking two fingers up to working class middle class in fact the vast majority of the British public more than the last government did in 14 pathetic years thanks for not voting Tories and basically giving Labour a chance by default f*** you british public regards Kier I will destroy this country up yours says St*rmer
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Gonads replied:
What a load of (this
comment has been edited for brevity – Ed)
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Chad Grindr wrote:
So no surprise, the communist Labo*r party have now targeted the most vulnerable in our society. Those people who voted this shower of leftist loons into power should hang their heads in shame. It's the classic example of take from the hard working and successful and give to the feckless and lazy. Disgusting!
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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
14 years of Tory benefit cuts = good
2 months of Labo*r benefit cuts = bad.
How short a memory some people have.
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Vader 123 replied:
Hardworking and successful
pensioners don't need handouts.
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Yu Rong replied:
I see the totalitarian left (i.e. another fake ID for Grey Mondeo man) is defending the indefensible with the chanting of "I'm alright Jack" as if that makes things all OK.
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Tornado Watcher wrote:
Has
anyone mentioned illegal immigrants yet?
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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
I think Daily Mail Bob did, but no-one reads his interminable drivel.
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Yu Rong replied:
Oooh look, the
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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
I know I shouldn’t reply but does it ever occur to you that
people other than myself might object to your constant delusional ignorance of
the truth and your rather pathetic Tory flag-waving, especially after the
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Neil Barse replied:
A typically stupid reply from the typically stupid remoaning socialist La**or-supporting woke snowflake that is GreyMondeoMan. Like all lazy parasitic leftist scum, you are a blight on society and as such are unable to hold any sort of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults. Crawl away and die, you tofu-eating, Guardian-reading pillock.
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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
And right on cue…………here’s Daddy!😝
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Yu Rong replied:
Huh! He replied to you but not to me! Bastard!😡😡😡
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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Serves you right for trusting a Tory. Hope your kid doesn’t have his brains…
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David Simile 2 replied:
A typically stupid reply from the typically stupid remoaning socialist La**or-supporting woke snowflake that is GreyMondeoMan. Like all lazy parasitic leftist scum, you are a blight on society and as such are unable to hold any sort of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults. Crawl away and die, you tofu-eating, Guardian-reading pillock.
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Yu Rong replied:
It’s no use you hiding behind an old user name, Neil. I will track you down to the ends of the earth.
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David Simile 2 replied:
Neil Barse? Never heard of him…
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Truth Twister wrote:
Whilst immigrants in hotels will be kept fed and warm and aid goes abroad, our pensioners will get hungry and cold. What a disgraceful vote that was!!
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Kentiegirl replied:
Yawn. Same old, same old.
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Super Small Dick wrote:
If I die of cold this winter, who do my children sue? We can afford to give money to the immigrants but can't keep me warm! Disgusted.
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Kentiegirl replied:
Oh give it a rest. Can’t you people change the record?
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Tornado Watcher wrote:
Anyone mentioned the train driver’s pay settlement yet? Think the rabid Tories on here are slipping…
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Daily Mail Bob wrote:
Some commenters have misread this to vote NO means you agree with St*rmer to stop payments to vote YES means you want to keep payments the motion was to keep the payments by the conservative government that was there motion so to keep it you must vote yes to not keep the payments you vote no so saying Myrtle from stroochester she voted no which means she wants to stop the payments why do you not read these things properly yes vote means keep the payments no vote means don't keep the payments all the labo*r MPs voted no in Midway except rosie waffle who at least had some principles and trump suck-up gargoyle who didn't vote cos he was busy sucking up to trump in america so they basically wanted to keep it read these articles properly and try and understand the legalities of votes in parliament stop criticizing conservative MPs who voted yes they voted yes to keep the payments because that's what was being voted on stop the payments or keep the payments it was keep the payments and all of Labour literally voted known to stop it so they could give their trade union chums the train drivers and junior doctors massive pay rises these greedy bastards are already on huge salaries but no we have to rob pensioners to pay them even more so you labo*r voters shame on you all to stop these pains is going to kill and make ill many pensioners in any other legality or legal form that is abuse abuse of elderly people the same as if you told your parents they couldn't have the heating on and you turned it off you would be abusing them st*rmer needs to be prosecuted and so do Labo*r voters
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Gonads replied:
Oh god not more (this
comment has been edited for brevity – Ed)
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Pseudocreem 2 wrote:
Comrades, dear Mr. Putin says
for you to vote REFORM in next elections because all political
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