R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© chairman Gizah Bakhanda quits following Kent visit

The chairman of the Really Extreme Far Out Right-wing Maniacs UK Party PLC™®© has quit the role alongside a fellow member of his DOPE team who is also leaving the party.

Gizah Bakhanda: resigned...

Announcing his resignation this afternoon, Mr Bakhanda said that trying to work to get the party elected to government is “not a good use of my time”.

His resignation followed a question raised at Prime Minister’s question time by R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© MP Neil Anderthal, who asked the PM whether the Labour government would be implementing a policy of deporting “anyone who looked or sounded ‘a bit forren’ to Rwanda.”

The question provoked outrage, compelling the owner of the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© Niglet the Gargoyle to briefly remove his head from US President Turnip’s fundament in order to deny that his party was riddled with brain-dead racists.

The gargoyle: "no great loss"...

“Er…. well….er….just Neil being Neil…. deporting anyone who looks or sounds ‘a bit forren’ isn’t party policy… er… yet… not to be taken seriously… er….” said the Gargoyle.

“It’s a shame that Gizah is leaving the party, but that’s probably because he’s just a snowflake who can’t take the rough and tumble of UK politics, so no great loss” sneered the gargoyle, in a desperate attempt at victim blaming.

Mr Bakhanda’s full statement said: “11 months ago, I became chairman of the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®©.”

“I’ve now belatedly realised that working to get a R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© government elected is like a lamb looking forward to Eid al-Fitr, and so I hereby resign the office.”

Mr. Bakhanda added, “I was shocked and upset that an MP representing a party full of xenophobic idiots could ask such a xenophobic, idiotic question.”

“It was the same feeling as when I found out that the Pope is actually a Catholic! I mean, who’d have thought it, eh?”

Easgon Nutz: DOGEyman

It comes just days after Mr Bakhanda arrived in the county to lead and launch the party’s Department Of Political Expediency  (DOPE) programme - a slavish UK pound-shop version of a similar scheme set up by U.S. billionaire (and owner of ultra-right-wing online propaganda site Xcrement) Easgon Nutz to look at American federal spending.

DOPE is tasked with “identifying waste” within its 10 party-controlled councils across the country, in the hope of feeding culture wars headlines to the UK’s right-wing media and stoking a general dissatisfaction with democratic government in the UK prior to the 2029 general election – which the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© hopes to win.

Mr Bakhanda was at County Hall on Friday alongside newly elected KCC leader Lotte Drittereich and fellow DOPE members, including 8-year-old “entrepreneur” Norbert Halfbaked, whose Mum also announced he will “leave at the same time as” Mr Bakhanda.

Following the meeting, he said that County Council bosses confirmed millions of pounds of financial irregularities have been identified at the authority.

“It was a triumph for our cutting-edge computer technology,” said Mr. Bakhanda. “Using something our DOPE experts call ‘Google’, we were able to find evidence of financial shenanigans that had been flagged up by the county council’s own auditors over a year ago.”

Norbert Halfbaked; "Awwww, Mum..."

DOPE’s IT lead, the 8-year-old “technology entrepreneur” Norbert Halfbaked also announced his departure from the party. Writing on Xcrement, his Mum, Doreen, said: “Norbert needs to spend more time doing his homework and less time on the computer ‘WhatsApping’ creepy right-wing people.”

“Mr. Bakhanda used to be our neighbour and he got Norbert involved because he’s quite good at computery stuff. I now believe it is appropriate for Norbert to leave the DOPE programme and go back to playing Minecraft.”

“I have absolute confidence that the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© DOPE programme will fail miserably without Norbert, because he says that most R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© members are just creepy weirdoes who only use computers to troll people or look at dodgy far-right conspiracy web-sites.”

The MORON has approached Cllr. Lotte Drittereich for comment.

In the real world, it’s a real surprise that our local news-site’s favourite politicians start fighting amongst themselves and resigning in a huff just days after launching a flagship policy initiative. Not.

GreyMondeoMan wrote:
He obviously resigned - along with young Mr. Halfbaked - after reading comments about DOPE and the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© on the MORON.
Well done most of you.

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Neil Barse replied:
It's really hard to understand why Far Leftist's gammon such as yourself GreyMondeoMan, who detest any Tory form of government such as the previous Tory led KCC, has never been so deliriously angry and full of spite towards the now R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© count council, but not so when controlled by the Tories. Strange but somehow not unexpected.

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GreyMondeoMan replied:
I think your memory is somewhat selective as usual, Neil. I have posted long and loud about the Tory mismanagement of our county council – and you have always thrown your usual insults, gas-lighting, misinformation and whataboutery at me for doing so. A quick comb back through the comments here will show that.

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Neil Barse replied:
What is very simple greymondeoman is the fact you use all your insults based on your interpretation when you personally don't agree, dislike and in retaliation against those who expose you for the vindictive peddler of misinformation and Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll that you are.

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GreyMondeoMan replied:
I can never tell whether you are being self-mockingly ironic or whether gas-lighting is a permanent mental state for you. But it’s probably the latter.

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Neil Barse replied:
A typically stupid reply from the typically stupid Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll that is greymondeoman. A bitter lonely insidious individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due to the fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory posting. Completely expected every time greymondeoman posts on here.

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Yu Rong replied:
Aww diddums Grey Mondeo Man did your precious Labo*r party get trashed in the county council elections then? You really are a pathetically childish specimen who resorts to pathetically condescending and childish insults in the face of the adult reasoning of your political superiors.

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Neil Barse replied:
An excellent factual and moderate reply, Yu Rong. Grey Mondeo Man is just a pathetic leftist troll who only ever posts tedious sealioning, insults, lies, gaslighting and disinformation. I think leftists like him must be mentally ill to constantly come out with the lies and whataboutery the way he does. Like all lazy parasitic leftist scum, he is a blight on society and as such are unable to hold any sort of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults.

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Chad Grindr replied:
An excellent factual and moderate reply, Neil. Grey Mondeo Man is just a vindictive peddler of misinformation and Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll who uses multiple user IDs to throws vile insults at anyone who disagrees with him and then pathetically uses them to agree with his own comments.

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Yu Rong replied:
Great post as ever Neil.

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Chad Grindr replied:
Thank you Phil

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RSlickR replied:
Great post as ever Chad.

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Chad Grindr replied:
Thank you Phil

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Phil theMentallyIll replied:
Great post as ever Chad.

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Chad Grindr replied:
Thank you Phil

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Neil Barse replied:
Great post as ever Chad.

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Chad Grindr replied:
Thank you Phil

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I like arse cream replied:
Great post as ever Chad.

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Chad Grindr replied:
Thank you Phil

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Phil TheMentallyIll wrote:
You've really got to laugh at those far-left commenters making the most of every opportunity to express their misplaced 'wisdoms' to reinforce the negative. Strangely, it's the same commenters who wilfully turn a blind eye to Labours lies, deceit, hypocrisy and daily setbacks. A visit to a High St eye and ear specialist maybe in order. Apparently there's a two for one on glasses and hearing aids this week!

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Tornado Watcher replied:
The article is about R.E.F.O.R.M.’s laughable DOPE implosion, not about “Labours lies”. But OK, I’ll play along with your whataboutery distraction tactics. What Labour lies are these then?

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Neil Barse replied:
A £22 billion pound black hole lie, when the OBR could only find a £9 billion black hole for one.

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SuperSmallDick replied:

Haha. The OBR, the tool of the far leftists on here when its 'facts' support their argument. And silence when it shows up their lies.

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Tornado Watcher replied:

The £22 billion black hole was not a Labour invention, nor was it a lie. It was announced a couple of weeks before the general election and was used by many politicians and the UK’s right-wing press to attack Labour’s finance plans. Saying that Labour’s Financial plans at that time would not be workable. Unfortunately that has proved to be the case. All thanks to the mismanagement of Truss & co.

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Neil Barse replied:

Here is the proof that shows you up for the lying leftist liar that you are TW

https://fullfact.org/economy/22-billion-black-hole/

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Tornado Watcher replied:

Ah, I can see what’s happening here. You take a few sentences that support your preconceptions from a complex report and then ignore the rest to claim the opposite of what the report actually says. In fact, I bet you just took the Daily Telegraph’s interpretation, rather than one of your own

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Chad Grindr replied:

Seems the flaky Labourites on here don't like facts, especially when it proves them wrong. Releasing the Labourites Red Thumb Fairies not going to change those facts either lol.

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Tornado Watcher replied:

Your obsession with ‘red and green’ thumbs is rather sad. Try getting a life. Or better still, stop throwing insults around when someone disagrees with you and try to take an objective look at information instead, rather than seizing on fragments and misinterpretations that just support your preconceptions. Then maybe people won’t down-vote your input.

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Neil Barse replied:

A typically stupid reply from the typically stupid Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll that is tornado watcher. A bitter lonely insidious individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due to the fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory posting. Completely expected every time tornado watcher posts on here.

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Chad Grindr wrote:
I wish Rachel Reeves would do the decent thing and resign!

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GreyMondeo Man replied:

Is she on the R.E.F.O.R.M. DOPE team as well? Or is this yet more whataboutery?

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Yu Rong replied:

Nah, Rachel from accounts needs the experience to put on her next CV, she won't resign until she can list an achievement. Like us, she's still waiting.

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Chad Grindr replied:

Is that the CV where she tells lies?

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GreyMondeo Man replied:

OK, maybe Rachel Reeves “lied” on her CV about her length of experience at the Bank of England and the details of her roles elsewhere. But the truth is (and I know you are not experienced in such a thing), she has a Masters degree in Economics and worked at the Bank of England for six years, followed by a spell at HBOS. I know you right-wingers and your preferred newspapers like to screech about what was or wasn’t on her CV or LinkedIn profile, but she seems to be a better-qualified Chancellor than, say, Jeremy Hunt (BA in economics, philosophy and politics followed by three failed start-up companies)? Or Kwasi Kwarteng (Ph.D. in “economic history” and a bit of hedge funding)? And as for “lies”, a few inaccuracies on a CV hardly compares with “£350m a week to the NHS” or “we never had a party at Downing Street”. I await your factual and informative rebuttal.

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Neil Barse replied:

Typical whataboutery and misinformation from far-leftist libtard sycophant greymondeoman to cover up a litany of Labour lies. A bitter lonely insidious individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due to the fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory posting. Completely expected every time greymondeoman posts on here.

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GreyMondeo Man replied:

Yes, I am guilty of whataboutery on this one. So back to the subject of the article. Tell me how well you think the R.E.F.O.R.M. DOPE initiative is going so far?

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Tornado watcher replied:

Oooh. The sound of crickets…

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