The Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs Party PLC UK™®© - led County Council says its “woke” library book ban is “not a change of policy” after conflicting social media posts from councillors.
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County Council Leader Lotte Drittereich... |
The council’s opposition councillors have said that R.E.F.O.R.M. are not following “proper process” in the council and announcing things on social media has created uncertainty.
Cllr Drittereich added on Xcrement that “letting our children read anything but R.E.F.O.R.M. Party PLC UK™®© propaganda is wrong and IST VERBOTEN!!!” and said that “leftist” works would be removed from the children’s sections of all of the county’s libraries.
The book the R.E.F.O.R.M. Party PLC UK™®© was referring to is “Noah And The Ark”, a picture book for under-5s aimed at presenting one of the Bible’s most popular stories in a simple and entertaining fashion.
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Cllr. Drittereich: War on woke... |
In his video posted to social media on Thursday, the person responsible for the ban, Cllr. Dick Spanner, the county’s council’s new Director of R.E.F.O.R.M. Information and Propaganda (DRIP), claimed: “I was recently contacted by a concerned member of the public and fellow R.E.F.O.R.M. Party member, who found woke material and books in the children’s section of one of our libraries – I’ve looked into this, and it was the case.”
“I was shocked to find that this so-called ‘Noah’ was on A BOAT! Obviously an illegal immigrant, of course. And he was bringing over not only his entire family, but also two of every animal, doubtless to be housed in luxury hotel accommodation while English pensioners and farmers are being cast onto the streets in poverty thanks to the evil policies of K*ir St*rmer’s Labo*r government!!”
“And don’t get me started on the so-called ‘rainbow’!! Obviously part of a woke, leftist LBGTQXYZ agenda!!! WHAT SORT OF EVIL LEFTIST PERVERT WANTS TO CORRUPT THE MINDS OF INNOCENT CHILDREN WITH BLATANT FAR-LEFT PROPAGANDA SUCH AS THIS!!!!”
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Not-at-all weird video from not-at-all weird R.E.F.O.R.M. councillor... |
“ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS IN BOATS!!??? RAINBOWS???! ARRRRGH!!!!! AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON SO-CALLED ‘FAIRY’ TALES!!! OH YEAH!!!!??? WE ALL KNOW WHAT THEY ARE ABOUT, DON’T WE!!!??? EH???? EH???? ARRRGHHH!!!! BAN ALL BOOKS!!!! BAN ‘EM ALL AND BURN ‘EM ALL NOW!!! NOW I SAY!!!!
A R.E.F.O.R.M. Party PLC UK™®© county council spokesperson told PA Media: “We have not changed policy.”
“We have always held crazed ideological views about woke brainwashing of children via leftist propaganda. We are simply enacting the demented loony policies we always said we would.”
Cllr Drittereich heralded her colleagues’ actions as showing “courage and common sense” on Xcrement.”
“Vee voz democratically elected by 12% of zee county’s electorate, vich gives us an absolute mandate to do votever vee like,” she said.
“You haff to understand zat vee now haff absolute, ultimate control.”
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“So. No more of ze meetings. Why vood we need to talk to anyone who isn’t a member of ze Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs Party PLC UK™®© anyway? Ve take our orders directly from Our Leader, Niglet Ze Gargoyle. Zat is vot ze people voted for!!! Heil Niglet!!!”
However, opposition councillors told the MORON that it felt like “a headline-grabbing piece of nonsense that tried to distract from the fact that R.E.F.O.R.M. have been in charge of the county council for three months and have yet to hold a single council meeting”.
He added: “It is bizarre that the Leader of the Council is making policy announcements on social media rather than to the council.”
But we at the MORON don’t care about what opposition councillors think, because they aren’t the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs Party PLC UK™®© and don’t generate the clicks like they do.
That’s democracy…
In the real world, it seems a certain local news site just can’t generate enough click-bait from the ridiculous smokescreen (see here, here and here ad nauseum) put out by the party of a bunch of new county councillors who seem transfixed, like rabbits in headlights, at the prospect of having to actually DO the jobs they were voted in for…