Our political correspondent, Pauline Popkins, gives us her considered and unbiased analysis of Chancellor R*chel Re*ves's first budget as Labo*r chancellor...
ARRRRRRRRGHHH!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! LEFTIST BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!! HATE! HATE!! HATE!!! With one swish of her red box, evil COMMUNIST ANTI-GROWTH COALITION member Chancellor R*chel Re*ves has COMPLETELY DESTROYED THE UK ECONOMY. It’s nothing less than STARMERGEDDON!!!!!
Businesses are REELING under the MASSIVE INCREASE in employers’ national insurance contributions by a LOONY SOCIALIST ANTI-GROWTH 1.2 percentage points to 15% from April 2025. Add that into a DEEP-STATE WOKE increase in the national minimum wage to a MIND-BLOWING £12.21 an hour, and BUSINESSES WILL BE FLEEING THE UK IN DROVES!!!
Except that they can’t because
EVIL RE*VES has even made sure that private jets will attract an extra 50% air
passenger duty!!! Up to £450 per passenger for a flight!!!! HOW ARE MULTI-MILLIONAIRES
SUCH AS RISHI SUNAK AND HIS WIFE EXPECTED TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD TO FLY TO
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| Evil Socialist Chancellor R*chel Re*ves... |
And not only that, LABO*R’S CLASS WAR ON
WHAT’S THE POINT OF BILLIONAIRES
BUYING UP THE
And in a move that TOTALLY DESTROYS THE BRITISH EDUCATIONAL
SYSTEM, VAT will be brought in on private school fees from January 2025.
This SHAMELESS DISPLAY OF ENVY POLITICS will see the playing fields of
Where are the £40 billion’s
worth of unfunded tax cuts that kick-started the
INSTEAD, EVIL SOCIALIST RE*VES IS MAKING RICH PEOPLE PAY MORE TAX??!! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ONLY POOR PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO PAY TAXES?!!!!…….
The LOONY SOCIALIST ANTI-GROWTH
COALITION led by TOFU-EATING WOKERATI LEFT-WING HEDGE FUND MANAGERS, COMMUNIST
BANKERS, LEFTIE LAWYERS and DEEP-STATE WOKE CIVIL SERVANTS have COMPLETELY DESTROYED THE UK’S ECONOMY
in order to bring about a SOCIALIST
UTOPIA!!!.......earthquakes ……. plagues of locusts ……rains of blood ………..
the Four Horseman …….. the Kraken rises............ the seas boil.........ANGELA RAYNER…………ARRRRRRRRRGHHH!!!! ……. HATE!
HATE!! HATE!!!
There’s only one answer to all
this. SEND THE LABOUR GOVERNMENT TO
Gibber gibber meep meep bleep whirr OH RUNNING BEAR…LURVED LITTLE WHITE DOVE….WITH A LURRRRVE AS BIG AS THE SKY bibble wibble wobble OH RUNNING BEAR…LURVED LITTLE WHITE DOVE…WITH A LURRRVE THAT COULDN'T DIEEEEeeeeeyyOOOOH MY GOD my brain’s exploded!!!!
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Grey Mondeo Man wrote:
The shrieking right-wing press have, of course, gone completely rabid about
what in reality is a sensible, pragmatic and fair (this comment has been edited because our readers may otherwise be
offended by it - Ed)
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Yu Rong replied:
Another hate-filled apologist from the extreme left. This is a Labo*r budget
so it must be bad. Tory budgets (such as Liz Truss’s historic £40 billion unfunded
tax-cutting extravaganza, for example) are always good, of course.
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Neil Barse replied:
A typically stupid comment from the typically stupid remoaning socialist
La**or-supporting woke snowflake that is GreyMondeoMan. Like all lazy parasitic
leftist scum, he is a blight on society and as such is unable to hold any sort
of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults. Crawl away and die,
you tofu-eating, Guardian-reading pillock.
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Chad Grindr
wrote:
So no surprise, the communist Labo*r party have now targeted the most
vulnerable in our society i.e. multi-millionaire land-owners. Those people who
voted this shower of leftist loons into power should hang their heads in shame.
It's the classic example of take from the hard working and successful and give
to the feckless and lazy. Disgusting!
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Super Small Dick wrote:
One of the private schools near me has written to all local
sports clubs that hire their sports halls informing them that all sports halls
are to be turned into hostels for asylum seekers. Well done Labo*r. What a
shambles. Four more years of this leftist, gimmigrant-loving drivel.
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Tornado Chaser replied:
As usual, Pauline goes nuts about anything a Labour government does. I thought
it was a pretty good budget for starters. Hopefully she’ll do a bit more in
future to recover the trillions that mega-rich parasites have sucked out of this
country during the past 15 years of Tory (this
comment has been edited because our readers may otherwise be offended by it -
Ed).
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Neil Barse
replied:
Ah, the return of the bitter, leftist loser that is TC. At last Tornado Chaser
confesses the truth about themselves before slinking away to stew in his own
UK-hating demented leftist bile. A bitter lonely insidious individual who's
mental instability is getting worse by the day, due to the fact they fail to
annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory posting.
Completely expected every time Tornado Chaser posts on here. As usual, I win
the argument by my relentlessly logical and calm, reasoned, factual responses,
unlike the hate-filled rants of far-leftist Guardian-reading pillocks like TC.
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Kent’s Greatest Prick
Ever wrote:
Removing subsidies from feckless, work-shy pensioners was a good start, a move
worthy of the Conservatives at their very best. Unfortunately, Labo*r has now reverted
to its true socialist nature, inflicting massive tax hikes on those people who
are the engine of the UK’s economy, i.e. billionaire overseas investment trust
owners and absentee UK land barons. I, for one, will be leaving the socialist
hell that this country has become as soon as I can, just like I have threatened
to do in the past but never have.
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Gonads replied:
Good. Don’t let the door hit you on the a*se on the way out.
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Daily Mail Bob wrote:
two tier kier st*rmer has put this budget in place after telling the tories
years ago if they scrapped the WFA that thousands of pensioners would die he
opposed it back then now he's got into goverment his own parties research
suggests as many as 4000 pensioners will die this winter due to the WFA being
taken away he presses on ahead with it then rachel r*eves puts in expenses for
her heating for her 2nd home not even her 1st home and claims heating allowance
you couldnt make this up but thank god the daily mail can to save 1.3 billion killing
our parents our grandparents whom have paid into the system all their lives and
what do we do sent 11 odd billion to Africa for climate change give already
well paid train drivers and junior doctors costing 9 billion well thats 20
billion quid there thats not even mention heating all the illegal migrants in
the hotels or the cost of housing all the prisoners some violent and
dangerous upon their release and they have the gall to say the tories have
created a 22 billion black hole and blame killing pensioners on the previous
government the tories were ok but had ran their race but this is beyond a
joke the tories werent too bad but this
lot only 10-11 wks in are doing more damage and sticking two fingers up to
working class middle class in fact the vast majority of the British public more
than the last government did in 14 years thanks for not voting Tories
and basically giving Labour a chance by default f*** you british public regards
Kier I will destroy this country up yours says St*rmer
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Gonads replied:
What a load of (this comment has been
edited for brevity – Ed)
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Pseudocreem 2
wrote:
Comrades, dear Mr. Putin says for you to vote REFORM in the next elections
because all parties are corrupt unlike Russian oligarch money which is good for
UK, which will be good news for all Russian internet trolls and dear Mr. Putin.
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