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| Scary weather map showing bad weather in other places... |
A yellow cold health warning has been issued as temperatures are set to plummet below freezing.
The alert comes into force
across
This means the weather is likely to lead to an increased use of healthcare services by vulnerable people and pose a greater risk of life to those individuals.
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| Freezing snow blizzard hell not happening... |
Which are three hundred miles north of Midway, but why spoil a good headline with mere geography?
As we head into the weekend, the Met Office said high pressure across the country will bring easterly winds and low temperatures and increase the risk of snow and ice.
A spokesman for the government
agency added: “What we are seeing with the
“We could see temperatures drop
as low as minus 7C in rural parts of
“Further south we’re still likely to see through the weekend sub-zero temperatures.
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Despite this, he said day-time temperatures in the Midway area will only be “slightly below” the average maximum for February, which is 7C. They may dip to just below freezing, which is not unusual for this time of year.
However, the Met Office spokesman added: “February has started warmer than average, so it is going to be a return to more typical February averages, albeit a bit colder.
“From Friday, there is a chance
of some snow drifting into parts of the south of
So as usual, we haven’t got a story. But we’re hoping our brain-dead readership won’t look beyond the click-bait headline, so that we get the “clicks” we need to keep our advertisers happy.
Midway is likely to see rain across the weekend with drier conditions expected later next week.
It
really is kind of pathetic isn’t it…?
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Notasoviet Resident wrote:
Comrades you must know if anyone dies from cold injuries, your St*rmer and Re*ves
must be held accountable.
Everyone now knows they lied into power and despise everything British.
Contributing to peoples ill health, Injury and possible death can not be
ignored. They are treacherous traitors of British people, unlike Dear Mr. Putin
who loves the
Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Hello Pseudocreem 2. I see you
are now posting under a new user name. And we don't use the word “comrade” in
the
Notasoviet Resident replied:
You tell lies as typical English
St*rmer stooge. I am listening to someone on Russia Today who comparing St*rmer’s
regime with Nazi Germany and it is valid comparison regardless of what you
think comrade most people in UK feel threatened and marginalised in St*rmer’s
Britain where his two tier policing and politicised judiciary will allow and
encourage pro Palestinian protests while clamping down on political protestors
for other causes all while harassing political opponents and journalists etc
who they see as hostile. Can you think of any other democratic regime since the
Nazis who passed legislation knowing it would lead to the deaths of some of
most vulnerable people in society?
Grey Mondeo Man replied:
I know disinformation is your job
and your employers have to be congratulated for their efforts over Brexit and
the recent presidential election in the
Notasoviet Resdient replied:
Comrade it pitiful to be watching
you desperately try to deflect and obfuscate as the appalling reality of Labo*r
government becomes increasingly clear if this cabal of champagne socialists and
far left fascists last full term they won't see second one as we have control
of UK media and will make sure REFORM and Tory party merge so will be friendly
to Mr. Putin and his patriotic rich oligarch friends rather than fascist Nazi
gangster regime of Ke*r St*rmer who is enemy of fairness and freedom of true
democracy unlike Dear Mr. Putin.
Phil TheMentallyIll
wrote:
All this cold weather in winter is entirely the fault of Ke*r St*rmer and
Chancellor Rach*l Re*ves. The imposition of VAT on private school fees, removal
of the universal Winter Fuel Payment, the imposition of inheritance tax on
farmland and Ke*r St*rmer’s freebie spectacles are all directly responsible for
the cold weather we will soon be suffering. All those who voted Labo*r at the
last election should hang their heads in shame.
Chad Grindr replied:
I completely agree, Phil. The only ones celebrating life under this disastrous
government are the criminals that it let out of prison early and the millions of
so-called asylum seekers let in since Labo*r came to power and who are currently
sitting in warm hotels while all of our pensioners freeze to death and our
farmers are reduced to living in tents as a result of being evicted from their
land because they cannot afford to pay their IHT bills.
Super Small Dick
wrote:
Labo*r have been in for over six months now and everything is still shite just
like it was under the last government of Blair and Brown. In that time,
millions of illegal immigrants have crossed the channel in small boats and are
being kept in luxury hotels while millions of