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Monday, February 3, 2025

Pauline On Politics: A Knighthood For London's Mayor Sadiq Khan?

Many Tories were appalled when Sadiq Khan, London’s Labo*r mayor, was given a peerage in Keir St*rmer’s New Year’s honours list. Always in touch with the hottest stories, the MORON’s fearless political correspondent Pauline Popkins gives her totally unbiased and carefully-reasoned opinion on this unprecedented piece of Labo*r cronyism and corruption…


ARRRRRRRRGHHH!!!!! ….. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! ….. LEFTIST BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!! HATE! HATE!! HATE!!!
  Yet more evidence of a Labo*r ST*RMERGEDDON of toadying corruption hits the headlines with the news that HATED MAYOR OF LONDON SADIQ KHAN has been given a KNIGHTHOOD in EVIL SOCIALIST DICTATOR Keir St*rmer’s New Year’s honours list !!!!!

It’s UNBELIEVABLE!!! A man who has only been elected as Lord Mayor of London three times in a row has been given a KNIGHTHOOD !!!???

Only in ST*RMER’S SOCIALIST UK UTOPIA could anyone be given such a REWARD FOR FAILURE!!!!

Somehow, the COMMUNIST WEIRDOES that now run our once-proud country think that Sadiq Khan’s track record of failure is worth the same reward as that of the Conservative’s one-time failed mayoral candidate and COVID party-goer Shaun Bailey.

Or that Sadiq Khan is somehow is as deserving of a peerage as someone as skilful and talented as David Cameron’s hairdresser?

Or that he is as politically savvy and experienced as Charlotte Owen?

A D V E R T I S E M E N T


I mean, it’s not like he’s a well-connected Russian oligarch who gives UK Prime Ministers freebie holidays, is he????

Or a major Tory donor????

At least Boris Johnson nominated his own brother and father to the House of Lords!!! 

Sadiq Khan’s NOT EVEN RELATED to Keir St*rmer!!! He’s just A NOBODY!!!!

He’s not like he’s even a former underwear sales rep who leveraged their Tory government contacts to make a fortune out of dodgy PPE during the COVID crisis and then lied about it!!!!

Keir St*rmer’s appointment of the USELESS EVIL SOCIALIST Sadiq Khan to parliament’s upper chamber TOTALLY UNDERMINES the credibility of the House of Lords.

And in yet ANOTHER AFFRONT TO DEMOCRACY, St*rmer’s SOCIALIST DICTATORSHIP has ignored the voice of the people and their multiple calls to revoke “Sir Sadiq’s” knighthood!!!! 

How can it be right to reject the demands of over A QUARTER OF A MILLION PEOPLE?

I mean, only a million Londoners voted for Sadiq Khan as Mayor in the first place!!! Still, it’s not the first time STALINIST ST*RMER has goose-stepped rough-shod over the will of the British people!

There’s only one answer to all this. 

SEND THE LABO*R GOVERNMENT TO RWANDA!!!!! 

NOW!!!! 

It’s the only language they understand!!!!!!!! 

EXCEPT THAT WE CAN’T!!!!……… 

BECAUSE THAT STOP RINGING THOSE BELLS STOP RINGING THOSE BELLS NAMBY-PAMBY WOKE SNOWFLAKE ST*RMER HAS ALREADY SCRAPPED THE RWANDA DEPORTATION SCHEME!!!!!!!

Gibber gibber meep meep bleep whirr I WENT TO MY APARTMENT ON A MONDAY AT ONE …. A-SINGIN' DO LOLLY, LOLLY SHICKY BUM, SHICKY BUM bibble wibble wobble SO WHILE HE WAS A-TALKING I WAS THINKIN' UP MY PLAN … THEN MY FINGERS DID THE WALKIN' ON THE TELEPHONE MANNNNNOOOOH MY GOD my brain’s exploded!!!!

Comments:
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Chad Grunter wrote:
How dare Communist St*rmer reward the instigator of the hated ULEZ scheme is such a fashion!? It is an insult to hard-working English people and businesses who have been forced out of London by Sadiq Khan and his attempt to set up a woke, socialist Islamic republic in London via his corrupt ULEZ scheme!

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Nonsense. The ULEZ is just another Tory distraction issue that is being blown-up out of all proportion in order to distract from the economic and social collapse of the UK resulting from 15 years of Tory corruption, lies and incompetence. I expect the usual rabid Tories will be on here soon saying otherwise.

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Yu Rong replied:
Another hate-filled apologist from the extreme left. This is a Labo*r appointment and so it must be crony-ridden corruption of the worst sort. Tory appointments are always thoroughly impeccable of course.

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Neil Barse replied:
I totally agree Yu Rong. Just another typically stupid comment from the typically stupid remoaning socialist La**or-supporting woke snowflake that is GreyMondeoMan. Like all lazy parasitic leftist scum, he is a blight on society and as such is unable to hold any sort of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults. Crawl away and die, you tofu-eating, Guardian-reading pillock.

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Chad Grindr wrote:
I totally agree Neil. But it’s no surprise that this corrupt communist Labo*r party are now systematically ennobling their lackeys and supporters to ensure that they can never be removed from power. Those people who voted this shower of leftist loons into power should hang their heads in shame. Disgusting!

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Grey Mondeo Man wrote:
The shrieking right-wing press have, of course, gone completely rabid about what in reality is a sensible, pragmatic and fair (this comment has been edited because it does not meet our community standards – the Editor)

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Yu Rong replied:
Another hate-filled apologist from the extreme left. This is a Labo*r appointment and so it must be crony-ridden corruption of the worst sort. Tory appointments are always thoroughly impeccable of course.

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Neil Barse replied:
I totally agree Yu Rong. Just another typically stupid comment from the typically stupid remoaning socialist La**or-supporting woke snowflake that is GreyMondeoMan. Like all lazy parasitic leftist scum, he is a blight on society and as such is unable to hold any sort of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults. Crawl away and die, you tofu-eating, Guardian-reading pillock.

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Chad Grindr wrote:
I totally agree Neil. But it’s no surprise that this corrupt communist Labo*r party are now systematically ennobling their lackeys and supporters to ensure that they can never be removed from power. Those people who voted this shower of leftist loons into power should hang their heads in shame. Disgusting!

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Tornado Watcher wrote:
As usual, Pauline goes nuts about anything a Labour government does. I thought it was deserving appointment. Hopefully Starmer will now reform the House of Lords and kick out all of the Tory cronies and place-men that the past 15 years of Tory (this comment has been edited because does not meet our community standards – the Editor).

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Yu Rong replied:
Ooooh get you and your tantrums. Labo*r is in government, so everything that is wrong with the UK must be their fault. Why do you stupid leftists continue to deny this obvious truth?

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Neil Barse replied:
A typical comment from a far-left socialist, whose powers of understanding are so limited that they have to ask idiotic questions in order to clarify what is obvious to 99% of the population i.e. Labo*r are totally corrupt and only the Tories are fit to govern.

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Chad Grinder replied:
I totally agree Neil. These far-left socialists are complete idiots and should not be allowed to clutter up the comments section with their fact-free assertions and insults.

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Yu Rong replied:
I totally agree Chad. Tornado Watcher really is just a far-left troll, whose continuous stream of gibberish and pointless questions is just designed to clutter up this forum and stop any sensible discussion of the issues raised by this story of Labo*r incompetence and corruption.

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Chad Grinder replied:
I totally agree Yu Rong. These far-left socialists are complete idiots and should not be allowed to clutter up the comments section with their repetitive fact-free assertions and insults.

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Neil Barse replied:
I’m afraid Tornado Watcher is just a bitter and twisted leftist Labo*r loser, spreading lies and whataboutery. A bitter lonely insidious individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due to the fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory posting. Completely expected every time he posts on here.

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Chad Grinder replied:
I totally agree Neil. These far-left socialists are complete idiots and should not be allowed to clutter up the comments section with their increasingly boring, repetitive and fact-free assertions and insults.

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Yu Rong replied:
I totally agree Chad. Tornado Watcher really is just a far-left troll, whose continuous stream of gibberish and pointless questions is just designed to clutter up this forum and stop any sensible discussion of the issues raised by this story of Labo*r incompetence and corruption.

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Neil Barse replied:
Chad/Yu Rong - do not waste your effort trying to engage leftist idiots like Tornado Watcher in rational debate. They deserve only insults, random distraction issues, whataboutery and gaslighting. This involves no rational thought whatsoever, which should not be wasted on demented leftists who disagree with us. This will ensure that wishy-washy, woke snowflakes will be driven away, meaning that WE WIN all of the time.

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SuperSmallDick wrote:
My local Tory councillor told me that Sadiq Khan is using the ULEZ scheme to drive out all British-born Londoners so that he can turn London into a giant hostel for illegal immigrants. Meanwhile, millions of English pensioners are freezing to death thanks to the removal of the WFP and thousands of farmers are living on the streets because they have been made homeless by Labo*r’s IHT changes. Four more years of St*rmer’s communist dictatorship, then I can vote REFORM.

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Pseudocreem 2 wrote:
Comrades, dear Mr. Putin says for you to vote REFORM in the next elections because all parties are corrupt unlike Russian oligarch money which is good for UK, which will be good news for all Russian internet trolls and dear Mr. Putin.

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