The multi-millionaire owner of a Midway castle has announced she is set to leave the country - because she doesn't want to pay tax.
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| Bride of Frankenstein and her husband: not paying tax... |
Businesswoman and necromancer Dr Jocelyn Frankenstein has decided to leave
However, they are going to keep
hold of the Grade I-listed building, which they bought in 1823 for 500 guineas. Currently, the couple avoid paying
The move has failed to impress Dr Frankenstein, who is set to head to a castle in the Italian Alps. There, wealthy internationals pay a flat tax rate of £166,000 yearly, regardless of their overseas earnings.
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| Evil Labo*r Chancellor R*chel Re*ves |
“I seriously don’t want to leave, but we think it is outrageous that rich people like us are being asked to pay tax,” Dr Frankenstein said.
“‘Reckless Re*ves’ needs to
listen to rich people who are saying ‘no’, not just the plebeian electorate who are saying ‘yes’ and patting her on the back. This is a serious thing as the
“I’d much rather stay in
The star of Transylvanian
reality TV show “Whose Brain Is It Anyway?” added: “Wealthy mad scientists such
as myself are preparing to shuffle down the runways of
The announcement comes despite the Chancellor’s plans to water down the non-dom tax raid by granting new arrivals a four-year reprieve in paying domestic taxes on foreign wealth.
“Having just four years will not encourage billionaire mad scientists. It will attract zero rich loonies,” Dr Frankenstein added.
Last week, Re*ves told the BBC
that “if you make
The government hopes the crackdown - with foreign earnings brought into the inheritance tax system - will raise £5.2 billion for the public purse by 2028-29.
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| Frankenstein Castle in Boxley Valley: a.k.a. "Mon Repose" |
Previously, Dr. Frankenstein planned to write to the King to ask him to grant independence to her estate, creating a non-dom kingdom in Buxley, but decided against it after realising that it would be a completely stupid waste of time that would only succeed in making her look like a self-entitled idiot.
Last year, the castle’s science park was set to turnover £1 million. The dungeons are open to the public, a number of laboratories within the ground are available to rent, and The Living Dead bistro opened in August.
There are also plans in the pipeline to open 20 torture chambers on the second floor of the castle and construct vats to grow human organs for the creation of an army of unstoppable golems.
Filming of a documentary has also been ongoing at the site, but an apology had to be issued to local residents after a “miscommunication of the castle’s boundaries” led to one of the castle’s monsters escaping and going on a superhuman rampage of destruction before being destroyed by the Army.
In the
real world, it’s pleasantly surprising to see the usual right-wing trolls
getting down-voted on this one, despite their desperate attempts otherwise. It
seems most people really are in favour of the rich and privileged few paying a
bit more in tax, something the trolls really don’t get…
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Bugshit wrote:
So how many of the jealous on here have told their kids "Work hard at
school, do your homework, get your exams so you can get a good job, earn lots
of money and have a good life ,want for nothing" But kids, If you find
yourself doing really well and have more than you need, you will be despised by
the majority and will have to give most of it away until they are happy with
you again. None of you right?
Tornado Watcher replied:
You won’t be despised if you just pay your fair share of tax. Simple. Perhaps
it’s something we can teach our kids. Then they won’t get brainwashed into
becoming lazy, bitter and twisted like you.
Kent’s Greatest Prick Ever replied:
It seems that the socialist junta that is now in charge of the
Gonads replied:
Bye bye and good riddance. Don’t
let the door hit you on the arse on your way out.
👍+58
Chad Grindr wrote:
Personally I'm more concerned about how major investors are
now turning their backs on the
https://www.independent.co.uk/business/astrazeneca-covid-vaccine-plant-investment-rachel-reeves-b2690033.html
This is in addition to widespread criticism of the disastrous budget from
retail and leading business leaders.
Starmer and Reeves simply don't know what they are doing!
👍+35
Tornado Watcher replied:
Thanks for the link.
As for the “widespread criticism
of the budget”, it’s only coming from the Daily Mail, Express, Telegraph,
GBNews etc etc. and their loyal readers like you.
👍+56
Neil Barse replied:
At last, Tornado Watcher confesses the truth about himself before slinking away
to stew in his own UK-hating demented leftist bile. A bitter lonely insidious
individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due to the
fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory
posting. Completely expected every time Tornado Watcher posts on here.
👍+1
Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Well done,
👍+38
Chad Grindr replied:
On the contrary it seems that you
leftist bedwetting red thumb fairies are out in force again today.
👎-12
Neil Barse replied:
Exactly
👎-19
Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Or it could just be that most
people think the ultra-rich should pay more tax?
👍+51
Neil Barse replied:
A typically stupid reply from the typically stupid remoaning socialist
La**or-supporting woke snowflake that is GreyMondeoMan. Like all lazy parasitic
leftist scum, he is a blight on society and as such is unable to hold any sort
of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults. Crawl away and die,
you tofu-eating, Guardian-reading pillock.
👎-1
Gonads wrote:
Off you go then luv, but just how will you take your assets
with you?
Tax the assets of the rich to cut working people's tax liabilities.
👍+63
Yu Rong replied:
I hope they'll be able to sell
their assets here, if they choose to, and then move the proceeds offshore. It
will keep their money out of the hands of Chancellor Reeves, who will only
spend it on woke projects like better wages for NHS workers. I dare say you
dribbling socialists are quite happy to see all of their domestic servants out
of a job as well.
👎-17
Seepy wrote:
SO they're admitting they are greedy, selfish arseholes who
do not want to pay their way!
IF you want decent public services *for all* then everybody has to pay a fair
amount of tax relative to their incomes!
Time that everybody in this country recognised that!
👍+58
Neil Barse replied:
What about all those who deal in
the
👎-23
Tornado Watcher replied:
Whataboutery at its finest
👍+26
Neil Barse replied:
Not Whataboutery, but the
unpalatable truth that bed-wetting socialist loons like you and others find it
hard to acknowledge it is also wrong too evade paying tax if you are not
classified as rich. You only see the rich as the villains who evade taxation
and want them to pay more, yet obviously believe those who also evade taxation
is acceptable. I believe everyone should pay tax on their incomes, be they rich
or not.
👎-10
Tornado Watcher replied:
Not only whataboutery, but
garbled gas-lighting as well. The OP never said anything about tax evasion of
any sort being acceptable. But don’t let me stop you attributing false opinions
to someone and then attacking your own falsehoods if gas-lighting like that
makes you feel better.
👍+56
Neil Barse replied:
At last, Tornado Watcher confesses the truth about himself before slinking away
to stew in his own UK-hating demented leftist bile. A bitter lonely insidious
individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due to the
fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory
posting. Completely expected every time Tornado Watcher posts on here.
👍+1
Yu Rong replied:
How are you on the
👎-20
Tornado Watcher replied:
Ooooh look! More whataboutery.
You trolls are struggling today.
👍+26
Yu Rong replied:
Oooooh get you
and your tantrums.
👎-5
Super
Small Dick wrote:
Typical of Labour to try and tax
people who come over here in their luxury yachts to spend their millions. We
should be encouraging them, not penalising them.
👎-9
Grey Mondeo Man replied:
I thought you
didn’t like immigrants coming over here in boats.😂
👍+34
Neil Barse replied:
A typically stupid reply from the typically stupid remoaning socialist
La**or-supporting woke snowflake that is GreyMondeoMan. Like all lazy parasitic
leftist scum, he is a blight on society and as such is unable to hold any sort
of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults. Crawl away and die,
you tofu-eating, Guardian-reading pillock.
👍+1
Pseudocreem2 wrote:
Comrades this is political decision by Labo*r they are removing taxpayer money
from social care budgets and spending it on illegal immigrants, giving it to
evil Nazi regime in Ukraine so that they can continue to fight war against
democracy of dear Mr. Putin and to overseas climate scams. This all deliberate
and designed to punish people of your country who Labo*r have declared war on
after tricking them into electing them on a platform of lies and disinformation
and vast majority of UK people now realise they have no political party
representing them as proved by latest petition any more except for REFORM which
dear Mr. Putin and his rich friends says everyone in UK must vote for in next
UK election to bring back true democratic freedoms like we have in Russia.