mudwayonlinereviewofnews: Killer Horror Storm Tornado Terror Warning Issued For Midway Area.

The Met Office issued a weather warning today, suggesting there may be a chance of severe storms, lightning, tornadoes, hurricanes, torrential rain and hailstones the size of cars crashing from the skies and obliterating everything in their path.

Met Office weather warning: possible Armageddon scenario for Midway...

These thunderstorms may cause tidal waves, flooding and the sweeping away of whole towns and villages, with roads blocked by falling trees or otherwise destroyed by the anticipated deluge.

Homes and businesses will be flooded, with massive damage to buildings from floodwater, lightning strikes, hail or strong winds.

Evil left-wing weather poised to sweep across Midway...

Widespread power outages will reduce Midway to Stone Age conditions, with widespread food and water riots as society breaks down and people revert to a hunter/gatherer existence of lawless anarchy where every man has to fight for himself.

People are advised to fortify their houses, panic-buy supplies of food, fresh water and to lock themselves indoors until the Army can restore order.

Local communities should get together with firearms to defend themselves from gangs of marauding, starving foreigners who have arrived in small boats to take advantage of the state of anarchy in the Midway region, and to establish themselves as quasi-feudal overlords of the native English population.

Potential socialist storm damage in Midway...

“This is all utter sensationalist drivel that is designed to generate a few page views for a desperate and lazy local online news source on a slow news day,” said a Met Office spokesman.

“We will be strongly contesting the association of the Met Office name with these ridiculous exaggerations of the effects of what may be only a few scattered storms.”

“Quite how the MORON gets away with putting out such rubbish is completely beyond us.”

In the real world, it seems the interns were sitting around twiddling their thumbs until the editor got them to surf the net for a space-filling UK weather warning. OK, so it didn’t really apply to the local area, but hey, click-bait is click bait…

Comments:
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Phil TheMentallyIll wrote:
The current drought and resultant stormy weather is entirely the fault of Keir Starmer and Chancellor Rachel Reeves. The removal of the universal Winter Fuel Payment, the imposition of inheritance tax on farmland, the introduction of VAT on private school fees and Keir Starmer’s freebie spectacles are all directly responsible for the extreme weather and violent storms we are now about to endure. All those who voted Labour at the last election should hang their heads in shame.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
You’re blaming Labour for the weather? Really? Are you for real?

Neil Barse replied:
You keep on about the consequences of Brexit and how better off the UK would be to rejoin the EU greymondeoman. Yet once again the question you must answer is, why did you vote Labo*r knowing full well that St*rmer made it perfectly clear that Labo*r will not reapply to join the EU. Why did you not vote for a pro EU party? Or are you not that bothered with the EU as you have been since 2016, thus being able to carry on sniping about Brexit all the time the UK is out of the EU?

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
This is a thread about the MORON’s ridiculous exaggeration of Met Office weather warnings. Why are you dragging Brexit and my personal political preferences into it? Once again you are resorting to repeatedly demanding answers to questions completely unrelated to the topic under discussion - “sealioning” I think you call it, something you constantly accuse others of. Once again, Neil, the reason I voted Labo*r is quite simple – in my opinion they offered the best hope of renewal after 15 years of Tory mis-rule. Yes, I am disappointed with Labo*r’s stance on Brexit and indeed, many of their other policies, but I still remain utterly convinced that they are by far the least worst of the political options available at the moment.

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Neil Barse replied:
A typically evasive response from greymondeoman. But once again greymondeoman you refuse to answer the original question put to you as follows. You keep on about the consequences of Brexit and how better off the UK would be to rejoin the EU. Why did you vote Labo*r knowing full well that St*rmer made it perfectly clear that Labo*r will not reapply to join the EU. Why did you not vote for a pro EU party? Or are you not that bothered with the EU as you have been since 2016, thus being able to carry on sniping about Brexit all the time the UK is out of the EU? It's a perfectly simple question that even you can understand maninawhitecar, so why are you so opposed to give an honest (hopefully) answer.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
I answered your pointless and unrelated question above, Neil. As usual, you refuse to acknowledge the answer and then blame me for your lack of comprehension. Sealioning and gas-lighting are, of course, well-known ploys right out of the far-right troll’s handbook of social media distraction techniques, ones that you repeatedly use and then accuse others of.

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Yu Rong replied:
Ooooh get you and your tantrums. So are you saying Reeves should tax savings in an ISA?

Grey Mondeo Man replied:
This is a thread about the MORON’s ridiculous exaggeration of Met Office weather warnings. So what on earth are you on about? First, a load of off-topic nonsense about Brexit and now ISAs? Far-right ‘sealioning’ at its prime.

Neil Barse replied:
An excellent factual and moderate reply, Yu Rong. Grey Mondeo Man is just a pathetic leftist troll who only ever posts tedious sealioning, insults, lies, gaslighting and disinformation. I think leftists like him must be mentally ill to constantly come out with the lies and whataboutery the way he does. Like all lazy parasitic leftist scum, he is a blight on society and as such are unable to hold any sort of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults.

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Chad Grindr replied:
An excellent factual and moderate reply, Neil. Grey Mondeo Man is just a vindictive peddler of misinformation and Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll who just throws vile insults at anyone who disagrees with him.

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Yu Rong replied:
Great post as ever Neil.

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