R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC ®™© Cancels County Council Christmas Celebrations.

Leader of the County Council, the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC (®™©)’s Lotte Drittereich, announced that all County Council Christmas celebrations would be cancelled this month.

“We do not care for zee woke, leftist message of ze Christmas celebrations,” said Cllr. Drittereich.

R.E.F.O.R.M. Cllr Drittereich: Banning Christmas...

“Vee do not agree viz zee idea of ‘goodwill to all men’. Zis clearly means illegal immigrants, benefit scroungers and anyone else who is defenceless and easily demonised for our political purposes,” she explained. “Ve do not vant anyone showing THEM goodvill!!”

“Vee also don’t like zee idea zat Christmas is a time of hope. Vee don’t vant people to feel good about anyzing, let alone have hope.”

“Vee vant people to be thoroughly scared unt miserable at all times,” said Cllr Drittereich. “Zat way, zey are more likely to vote for zee R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC ®™© in three year’s time.”

“As for ‘peace on earth’, zis is no good to anyone, especially our dear friends Mr. Putin and Mr. Trump.”

The cancellation of County Council Christmas celebrations is not just a political move, however.

“By not celebrating Christmas, we can claim a few savings for our DOPE cost-saving publicity campaign,” explained Cllr Drittereich.

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“If vee also shut all of ze council libraries, sports facilities and care homes, vee will be able to keep next year’s council tax rise to below zee 5% threshold.”

“Zis vill demonstrate to zee vorld that zee R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC ®™© ist ready for government in three year’s time.”

“Zis is well-worth trashing zee council’s public services for!!!” boasted Cllr. Drittereich. 

I’ll be taking a bit of a break from this blog. Combing through ‘our local on-line news sources’ for material meant an unhealthy level of exposure to the desperate click-bait shite, culture wars bollocks and the semi-literate drivel of the moronic half-educated quarter-wits called ‘reporters’.

And then there was the voluminous, utterly demented, toxic, vile gas-lighting and abusive, warped, lying whataboutery called the ‘comments’ sections -  extreme far-right poison written by one or two far-right trolls with multiple user IDs masquerading as ‘reader engagement”.

I found it was actually damaging my mental health. I certainly don’t find it funny any more.

So I stopped reading ‘our local online news outlet’ for a while and I was amazed to find how much better I soon felt.

I urge you to stop reading it as well. In fact, most of the UK media is addictive, toxic right-wing shit that can poison your brain to the extent that you no longer have a sense of what is truth and what are lies, or what is right and what is wrong.

Just say ‘no’, kids.

Thank God we do actually have a decent on-line local news provider. It deserves your support if you can.

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Chad Grindr wrote:
An excellent decision too save tax-payers money that will have the added bonus of enraging the wet, wokish left. All this ‘good will too all men’ nonsense is just an attempt too promote Labo*r’s UK-hating agenda of unlimited immigration and the destruction of our English heritage.

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Yu Rong replied:
An excellent factual and moderate post Chad. I expect the usual mentally ill leftists will soon be here too come out with the constant stream of misinformation, gaslighting, sealioning and vile insults the way they normally do.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
I don’t know about that. I merely dropped by to wish you and all your far-right chums a Happy Christmas and a prosperous New Year (Grey Mondeo Man is now banned from this forum – Ed)

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Neil Barse replied:
Well done too the MORON for finally banning Grey Mondeo Man. His constant stream of cretinous far-left anti-UK hate-filled Europhile insults made this forum a highly unpleasant place for factual, moderate, considered and polite commenters such as myself. I think he must have been mentally ill too come out with the constant stream of misinformation, gaslighting, sealioning and vile insults the way he did. This forum will be a far better place without his antagonistic whataboutery, loathsome leftist Guardian-reading immigrant-loving paedophile that he probably is, like all lefties.

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Tornado Watcher wrote:
I see the MORON allows its pet right-wingers to vomit forth unlimited quantities of abuse, but bans a more moderate voice for wishing them a Happy Christmas. This is a sad indictment of (Tornado Watcher is now banned from this forum – Ed)

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Chad Grindr replied:
Well done too the MORON for finally banning Tornado Watcher. His constant stream of cretinous far-left anti-UK hate-filled Europhile insults made this forum a highly unpleasant place for factual, moderate, considered and polite commenters such as myself. I think he must have been mentally ill too come out with the constant stream of misinformation, gaslighting, sealioning and vile insults the way he did. This forum will be a far better place without his antagonistic whataboutery, loathsome leftist Guardian-reading immigrant-loving paedophile that he probably is, like all lefties.

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Yu Rong replied:
An excellent factual and moderate post Chad. I expect the usual mentally ill leftists will soon be here too come out with the constant stream of misinformation, gaslighting, sealioning and vile insults the way they normally do.

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AngrierofMayfairCarPark wrote:
I’m glad our excellent county council have banned Christmas. All that stuff about Jesus being born in a manger only encourages hoards of illegal immigrants too come over here in their small boats so that wanker K*ir St*rmer and his gang of anti-British lefties can give all of our English mangers to them and kick out our own English-born benefit scroungers who are knocking out sprogs so they can get put up in council-run mangers while our pensioners are freezing to death on the streets because wanker K*ir St*rmer and his gang of anti-British lefties have reinstated the winter fuel payment.

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Ed2468Motorway replied:
You seem angry. Nevertheless, I wish you a Happy Christmas and a (Ed2468Motorway is now banned from this forum – Ed)

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Neil Barse replied:
Well done too the MORON for finally banning Ed2468Motorway. His constant stream of cretinous far-left anti-UK hate-filled Europhile insults made this forum a highly unpleasant place for factual, moderate, considered and polite commenters such as myself. I think he must have been mentally ill too come out with the constant stream of misinformation, gaslighting, sealioning and vile insults the way he did. This forum will be a far better place without his antagonistic whataboutery, loathsome leftist Guardian-reading immigrant-loving paedophile that he probably is, like all lefties.

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Chad Grindr wrote:
I trust our excellent R.E.F.O.R.M. county council will be extending their banning of Christmas celebrations too include the singing of so-called ‘Christmas carols’. Only the other day I heard some children singing that they “saw three ships come sailing in”. Clearly they have been brainwashed by woke ultra-lefties too regard these boat crossings by illegal immigrants as something too be celebrated. The sooner we ban these anti-British hate-filled leftist carols the better.

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Yu Rong replied:
An excellent factual and moderate post Chad. I myself heard some children singing about ‘shepherds watching their flocks by night’, yet they made no mention of wanker K*ir St*rmer and his demented side-kick Rachel from Accounts budget that has effectively put all shepherds out of business as a result of inheritance tax now having too be paid on farmland. The leftist indoctrination of our schoolchildren is truly frightening.

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Gonads replied:
I think it is a shame that you choose to put such an interpretation on harmless and traditional English Christmas carols. Nevertheless, I wish you a Happy Christmas and (Gonads is now banned from this forum – Ed)

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Neil Barse replied:
Well done too the MORON for finally banning Gonads. His constant stream of cretinous far-left anti-UK hate-filled Europhile insults made this forum a highly unpleasant place for factual, moderate, considered and polite commenters such as myself. I think he must have been mentally ill too come out with the constant stream of misinformation, gaslighting, sealioning and vile insults the way he did. This forum will be a far better place without his antagonistic whataboutery, loathsome leftist Guardian-reading immigrant-loving paedophile that he probably is, like all lefties.

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SuperSmallDick wrote:
I hope R.E.F.O.R.M. will be banning the light of shining stars as well so that boat people can’t use it to find their way across the channel

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Pseudocreem2 wrote:
Comrades your people are working out who the real enemy is now and it is not true democracies like China, Iran or Russia. Friends of dear Mr. Putin are organising these protests against governments which are hostile to their people and dear Mr. Putin right across Europe and further afield. As good friend and poodle of dear Mr. Putin Vice President Vance said of European governments they are the enemy within. They behave like hostile force of occupation here with their show trials, political prisoners, draconian censorship and general hostility to the people unlike true freedoms enjoyed by people of Russia given to them by dear Mr. Putin so all true English patriots must vote for R.E.F.O.R.M. at your next election so he can help sort your country out.

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Midway’s Labo*r Council Denies Cancelling Christmas To Avoid ‘Upsetting Minorities’

Labo*r’s Midway Council leader Vic Marbles today denied that that Midway Council was cancelling Christmas celebrations in order to avoid offending non-Christian ethnic groups.

Midway Labo*r Council leader Vic Marbles...

“It’s true that, regrettably, Midway Council is unable to support council-funded Christmas decorations and some other events in our town centres,” Cllr. Marbles admitted.

“However, this is purely down to cost and absolutely nothing to do with religious or political reasons.”

“It sounds like the MORON is trying to stoke a bit of seasonal culture war. Again…”

We spoke to R.E.F.O.R.M. councillor Dick Spanner, who believes otherwise, however.

“This woke, leftist Labo*r council refuses to fund traditional English Christmas celebrations,” said Cllr. Spanner.

“Yet it is quite happy to throw tax-payer’s money at LIBRARIES, where anyone, even innocent children, can be brainwashed by a tidal wave of woke, leftist anti-British propaganda.”

R.E.F.O.R.M. Councillor Dick Spanner

“Why, only yesterday, I went into my local library and found a BOOK! It was just sitting there, on a shelf, where anyone, even a child, could pick it up and read it!”

“Even worse, it was a book by the well-known ultra-Marxist Charles Dickens, called “A Christmas Carol”. Typical gender-warping leftist politics – calling a book ‘Carol’ when the main protagonist was a MALE character called Scrooge!”

“It was a typical leftist diatribe of anti-capitalism, where Scrooge, a hard-working financier, was beset by a lazy underling and his family of benefit scroungers. Despite his best efforts, Scrooge was brought down by three ultra-left wing ‘ghosts’, who forced Scrooge to give Christmas hand-outs to the unwashed lazy peasantry, the benefits- addicted unemployables and the long-term so-called sick.”

“I was disgusted. WHAT SORT OF EVIL LEFTIST WANTS TO CORRUPT THE MINDS OF INNOCENT CHILDREN WITH BLATANT FAR-LEFT ANTI-CAPITALIST PROPAGANDA SUCH AS THIS!!!!”

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“EH???? EH???? ARRRGHHH!!!! BAN ALL BOOKS!!!! BAN ‘EM ALL AND BURN ‘EM ALL NOW!!! NOW I SAY!!!!”

“When R.E.F.O.R.M. take over we’ll be closing all libraries,” said Cllr Spanner. “We can’t have people going around reading anything they like!”

“We’ll use the money we save to fund proper Christmas celebrations. Rest assured we’ll make sure everyone knows what a WHITE Christmas should be all about, ho ho ho!”

Cllr. Spanner is 68.

Comments:
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Chad Grindr wrote:
A typical action by our lunatic Labour council. It’s only a matter of time before being a white Englishman is made illegal in the UK. Those of you who voted for this bunch of leftist loons should hand your heads in shame.

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Tornado Watcher replied:
Chad – do you think that possibly, just possibly, this ‘story’ is a load of confected outrage by a R.E.F.O.R.M.-supporting news outlet that is trying its absolute best to avoid or distract from the on-going train-wreck that is the R.E.F.O.R.M.- led county council ?

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Chad Grindr replied:
You rabid supporters of the far-left constantly deny reality. Your shouty defence of the woke, snowflake bunch of leftist libtards that now run this country shows how desperate you are.

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Tornado Watcher replied:
I’ll take your response as a ‘no’ then…

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Yu Rong replied:
Oooh get you and your tantrums

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Neil Barse replied:
At last Tornado Watcher confesses the truth about themselves before slinking away too stew in his own UK-hating demented leftist bile. A bitter lonely insidious individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due too the fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory posting. Completely expected every time Tornado Watcher posts on here. As usual, I win the argument by my relentlessly logical and calm, reasoned, factual responses, unlike the hate-filled rants of far-leftist Guardian-reading pillocks like Tornado Watcher.

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Tornado Watcher replied:
As ever, you offer only abuse.

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Neil Barse replied:
Typical lies and whataboutery from a bitter and twisted hate-filled leftist Labo*r loser. I think you leftists must be mentally ill too constantly come out with the lies and whataboutery the way you do. And what about Labo*r’s plans too force abolish all English traditions of Christmas so that they don’t offend the millions of illegal immigrants that have arrived in the UK since Labo*r came too power. That’s a plan that I’m sure you hate-filled, cretinous, unwashed far-left UK haters would approve of.

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Yu Rong replied:
Another leftist loon who refuses too acknowledge the truth. Not content with killing off pensioners by reinstating winter fuel allowances and reducing IHT on farmland, they’re now trying too abolish Christmas!

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Tornado Watcher replied:
Once more and right on cue it’s Neil Barse’s little chum. You need to stop getting your confected outrage from Daily Telegraph editorials and stop believing anything that’s written in the MORON. Maybe look at some proper and politically unbiased news sources instead. I know that might take some work but it’s worth the effort.

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Yu Rong replied:
You are obviously a wet, woke leftie with the intelligence of a bacterium. The Daily Telegraph is a great British institution and a leftist UK-hater such as you would obviously reject its truthful and honest reporting.

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Neil Barse replied:
Once again, Tornado Watcher fails too understand that this forum is not about rationale debate, it is about WINNING. And our combination of insults, random distraction issues, whataboutery and gaslighting aim too drive any rational observers away, meaning that WE WIN all of the time. TW can never win because he is a sad lazy parasitic leftist idiot and is unable too hold any sort of discussion without resorting too vile, frothing insults. Crawl away and die, you libtard snowflake Guardian-reading pillock.

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Gonads wrote:
No-one in their right mind would pay for this load of (this comment has been edited as it does not meet our community standards policy – the Editor.)

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Pseudocreem 2 wrote:
Everyone in Midway should buy subscription to MORON as dear Mr, Putin thinks all local UK comrades should read messages from all supporters of democracy like your REFORM party as is practised in truly free democratic countries like Russia not like your gangster oligarch Nazi Labo*r government who have set up gulags to imprison anyone who dares speak out about UK atrocities that whole world is shocked by.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
If our Labo*r government is imprisoning anyone who speaks out about ‘UK atrocities’, how come you’re still on here posting your drivel?

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Pseudocreem 2 replied:
Comrade you fool no-one with your lies about things which are obviously true and can easily be checked by looking on X as there have been tens of thousands of people jailed recently in UK for social media posts and your fascist Labour government has set up many secret detention camps to imprison any dissenters there is a lot of talk on X, where you can fact check the lies and propaganda you are fed, of one of the biggest cover ups in history concerning these cases we will see in due course when the truth comes out as it always does the whole world is looking on with dismay and horror at the antics of St*rmer and his henchmen as they launch one attack after another on the people of this country unlike fairness and freedom of true democracy as offered in homeland by dear Mr. Putin and his patriotic rich oligarch friends rather than fascist Nazi gangster regime of Ke*r St*rmer.

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Super Small Dick wrote:
My local Tory councillor tells me that all English churches are to be closed and turned into mosques for the benefit of the millions of illegal immigrants that get here in their small boats every week. Well done Labo*r. What a shambles. Four more years of this turgid drivel. I look forward to voting R.E.F.O.R.M.

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Pseudocreem 2 wrote:
It is good for UK that Mr. Gargoyle is to become leader. Dear Mr. Putin has given many secret roubles to Mr. Gargoyle to fund his party that is only hope for freedom and democracy in UK which will overthrow fascist Nazi gangster regime of Ke*r St*rmer who has jailed tens of thousands of people recently in UK for social media posts and set up many secret detention camps to imprison any dissenters. Mr. Gargoyle is great friends with champions of democracy like new US president Donald Turnip and dear Mr. Putin and American social media trillionaire Eeesgon Nutz and will doubtless bring great freedoms to liberate UK and let rich oligarchs help to make right decisions for enriching UK and themselves without argument from evil socialists who drag UK down.

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