Labo*r’s Midway Council leader Vic Marbles today denied that that Midway Council was cancelling Christmas celebrations in order to avoid offending non-Christian ethnic groups.
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| Midway Labo*r Council leader Vic Marbles... |
“However, this is purely down to cost and absolutely nothing to do with religious or political reasons.”
“It sounds like the
We spoke to R.E.F.O.R.M. councillor Dick Spanner, who believes otherwise, however.
“This woke, leftist Labo*r council refuses to fund traditional English Christmas celebrations,” said Cllr. Spanner.
“Yet it is quite happy to throw tax-payer’s money at LIBRARIES, where anyone, even innocent children, can be brainwashed by a tidal wave of woke, leftist anti-British propaganda.”
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| R.E.F.O.R.M. Councillor Dick Spanner |
“Even worse, it was a book by the well-known ultra-Marxist Charles Dickens, called “A Christmas Carol”. Typical gender-warping leftist politics – calling a book ‘Carol’ when the main protagonist was a MALE character called Scrooge!”
“It was a typical leftist diatribe of anti-capitalism, where Scrooge, a hard-working financier, was beset by a lazy underling and his family of benefit scroungers. Despite his best efforts, Scrooge was brought down by three ultra-left wing ‘ghosts’, who forced Scrooge to give Christmas hand-outs to the unwashed lazy peasantry, the benefits- addicted unemployables and the long-term so-called sick.”
“I was disgusted. WHAT SORT OF EVIL LEFTIST WANTS TO CORRUPT THE MINDS OF INNOCENT CHILDREN WITH BLATANT FAR-LEFT ANTI-CAPITALIST PROPAGANDA SUCH AS THIS!!!!”
A D V E R T I S E M E N T
“EH???? EH???? ARRRGHHH!!!! BAN
ALL BOOKS!!!! BAN ‘EM ALL AND BURN ‘EM ALL NOW!!! NOW I SAY!!!!”
“When R.E.F.O.R.M. take over we’ll be closing all libraries,” said Cllr Spanner. “We can’t have people going around reading anything they like!”
“We’ll use the money we save to fund proper Christmas celebrations. Rest assured we’ll make sure everyone knows what a WHITE Christmas should be all about, ho ho ho!”
Cllr. Spanner is 68.
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Chad Grindr wrote:
A typical action by our lunatic Labour council. It’s only a matter of time
before being a white Englishman is made illegal in the
Tornado Watcher replied:
Chad Grindr replied:
You rabid supporters of the far-left constantly deny reality. Your shouty
defence of the woke, snowflake bunch of leftist libtards that now run this
country shows how desperate you are.
Tornado Watcher replied:
I’ll take your response as a ‘no’ then…
Yu Rong replied:
Oooh get you and your tantrums
Neil Barse replied:
At last Tornado Watcher confesses the truth about themselves before slinking
away too stew in his own UK-hating demented leftist bile. A bitter lonely
insidious individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due
too the fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and
self-contradictory posting. Completely expected every time Tornado Watcher
posts on here. As usual, I win the argument by my relentlessly logical and
calm, reasoned, factual responses, unlike the hate-filled rants of far-leftist
Guardian-reading pillocks like Tornado Watcher.
Tornado Watcher replied:
As ever, you offer only abuse.
Neil Barse replied:
Typical lies and whataboutery from a bitter and twisted hate-filled leftist
Labo*r loser. I think you leftists must be mentally ill too constantly come out
with the lies and whataboutery the way you do. And what about Labo*r’s plans
too force abolish all English traditions of Christmas so that they don’t offend
the millions of illegal immigrants that have arrived in the
Yu Rong replied:
Another leftist loon who refuses too acknowledge the truth. Not content with
killing off pensioners by reinstating winter fuel allowances and reducing IHT
on farmland, they’re now trying too abolish Christmas!
Tornado Watcher replied:
Once more and right on cue it’s Neil Barse’s little chum. You need to stop
getting your confected outrage from Daily Telegraph editorials and stop
believing anything that’s written in the
Yu Rong replied:
You are obviously a wet, woke leftie with the intelligence of a bacterium. The
Daily Telegraph is a great British institution and a leftist UK-hater such as
you would obviously reject its truthful and honest reporting.
Neil Barse replied:
Once again, Tornado Watcher fails too understand that this forum is not about
rationale debate, it is about WINNING. And our combination of insults, random
distraction issues, whataboutery and gaslighting aim too drive any rational
observers away, meaning that WE WIN all of the time. TW can never win because
he is a sad lazy parasitic leftist idiot and is unable too hold any sort of
discussion without resorting too vile, frothing insults. Crawl away and die,
you libtard snowflake Guardian-reading pillock.
Gonads wrote:
No-one in their right mind would pay for this load of (this comment has been edited as it does not meet our community
standards policy – the Editor.)
Pseudocreem 2
wrote:
Everyone in Midway should buy subscription to MORON as dear Mr, Putin thinks
all local UK comrades should read messages from all supporters of democracy
like your REFORM party as is practised in truly free democratic countries like
Russia not like your gangster oligarch Nazi Labo*r government who have set up
gulags to imprison anyone who dares speak out about UK atrocities that whole
world is shocked by.
Grey Mondeo Man replied:
If our Labo*r government is imprisoning anyone who speaks out about ‘
Pseudocreem 2 replied:
Comrade you fool no-one with your lies about things which are obviously true
and can easily be checked by looking on X as there have been tens of thousands
of people jailed recently in UK for social media posts and your fascist Labour
government has set up many secret detention camps to imprison any dissenters
there is a lot of talk on X, where you can fact check the lies and propaganda you
are fed, of one of the biggest cover ups in history concerning these cases we
will see in due course when the truth comes out as it always does the whole
world is looking on with dismay and horror at the antics of St*rmer and his
henchmen as they launch one attack after another on the people of this country
unlike fairness and freedom of true democracy as offered in homeland by dear
Mr. Putin and his patriotic rich oligarch friends rather than fascist Nazi
gangster regime of Ke*r St*rmer.
Super Small Dick wrote:
My local Tory councillor tells me that all English churches are to be closed
and turned into mosques for the benefit of the millions of illegal immigrants
that get here in their small boats every week. Well done Labo*r. What a
shambles. Four more years of this turgid drivel. I look forward to voting
R.E.F.O.R.M.
Pseudocreem 2
wrote:
It is good for