Additional reporting by Local Demagoguery Reporter Simon Goebbels
A leaked
video of a Really Extreme Far Out Rightwing Maniacs Party UK PLC ©™® meeting
involving county councillors has seen members told to “ficken saug es auf (Note 1)”.
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| R.E.F.O.R.M. county council leader Lotte Dritterich runs a 'Teams' meeting: there's no 'u' in 'dictatorship'... |
Those were the words of leader Lotte Drittereich, who was given the top role at County Hall following the gargoyle party’s dominant election performance in May.
Ms. Drittereich
was speaking about how to balance the local authority’s books amid its ongoing
debt of more than £700 million.
She warned
members they would be “muted” during the virtual discussion should they dare
to disagree with her, saying that the R.E.F.O.R.M.
Party UK PLC ©™® is constantly under the spotlight due to the party’s
governance of the county council as its “flagship” and that everyone should
shut up and do as they are told.
She said: “It iz my job as leader to
appoint a cabinet, which I haff done. Und I am zat cabinet.”
“And zee way
zee constitution works is zat I - und I alone - make all zee big decisions. Understand?
“Now because
I am not a dictator or autocrat, I like feedback and to discuss and hear what
everybody thinks. Unless any scheissekopfe (see note 2) disagrees viz me, in which case zey can lech
“Sometimes I vill make a decision which might
not be liked by everybody in ze group, but I am afraid you are just going to
have to ficken saug es auf (see note 1).”
“Okay?
Because I am zee democratically elected leader.”
“I do not
care about zee people of zee county. I care only about making zee R.E.F.O.R.M.
Party UK PLC ©™® - unt our glorious gargoyle - look good.”
“If we can
avoid putting up council tax by zee full 5%, zat is going to be the best thing
we can do to show zat R.E.F.O.R.M. Party UK PLC ©™® can actually run something as big as zee
County Council.”
“If we haff
to close care homes, libraries and swimming pools to pay for it, I don’t care.
Zis is all about R.E.F.O.R.M. Party UK PLC ©™®, not our stupid, needy constituents.”
She also
added: “Because let’s not forget we zee the shop window in zee county council -
people are looking at us and judging us every single day, every single minute
of every single day.
“Our
glorious gargoyle knows zat and is super aware we are zee flagship council”.
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| The Glorious Gargoyle celebrating victory with some of his R.E.F.O.R.M. councillors... |
“We are going to live or die on zat budget. If we don’t balance zee books you ficken wichzers (see note 4) can forget R.E.F.O.R.M. Party UK PLC ©™® winning zee next election. It is zat crucial.”
Councillor Reg Scutter complained R.E.F.O.R.M. Party UK PLC ©™® backbenchers were not being
briefed on plans by Ms. Drittereich, adding: “Then, quite frankly, the question
is: is that the right leader and the right cabinet?”
“ARSCHLOCH!!! (see note 5) FICKEN FOTZE!!! (see note 6) MISTSTÜCK!!!! (see note 7) DU BIST EIN DEPP!!! (see note 8)”
replied Ms. Drittereich. “Vot part of ‘Democratically-elected leader’ do you
not understand! I make zee
decisions.”
“I hereby
expel you from ze party. Any of you uzzer fotzes (see note 9) out zere vish to
argue viz me? You! Councillor Wisty! You are looking at me in a funny way. You
too are expelled. And you, Councillor Barse. You are laughing at me!
EXPELLED!!! Councillor Swiss! EXPELLED!!!
“YOU ARE ALL
EXPELLED!!! CAST OUT!!!! REDUNDANT!!! FICKEN DEPPS (see note 10)!!! ARSCHLOCHS (see note 5)!!!
MISTSTÜCKS (see note 7) !!! FOTZES (see note 9) ZE
A D V E R T I S E M E N T
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Later in the meeting, which was revealed by The Guardian and which took place in August, Ms Drittereich also complained about other council leaders, suggesting they did not like her just because she is a woman, rather than an arrogant, potty-mouthed know-nothing dictator.
Meanwhile, a
now-former R.E.F.O.R.M. Party UK PLC ©™® backbencher, who asked not to be named
and refused to disclose if they were at the Teams meeting, said: "Clearly,
someone at that meeting has leaked that footage to the Guardian and no one will
be terribly surprised at how Lotte was conducting herself. That's fairly
typical.”
A R.E.F.O.R.M.
Party UK PLC ©™® spokesperson told The Guardian: “Ve vill find zee people who
leaked zee video to you. Zey vill be hunted down like dogs and slaughtered like
animals! Ve vill tolerate no dissent!! Ve vill build U-boats….U-boats….U-BOATS!!!!.
ZEE WAR VILL SOON BE OVER UNT VEE VILL BE VICTORIOUS!!!
“My
R.E.F.O.R.M. Party UK PLC ©™® administration ist united behind our election
pledge to ensure zat our Glorious Leader Niglet the Gargoyle becomes Prime
Minister at zee next and final general election.”
“In just
five months, we have invented tens of millions of pounds’ worth of savings, boasted
about making serious inroads towards reducing the authority’s debt and we are
changing the practices of zee County Council to ensure that every pound spent
represents best value for zee election of a R.E.F.O.R.M. Party UK PLC ©™®
government in 2029.”
The
Notes on R.E.F.O.R.M. Party UK PLC ©™® professional council terminology (©Dominic
Cummings):
1. Fucking suck it up
2. Shithead
3. Kiss my arse
4. Fucking wankers
5. Arsehole
6. Fucking cunt
7. Bastard
8. You are an idiot
9. Cunts
10. Fucking idiots
To no-one’s surprise whatsoever, the newly-elected county council is
degenerating into an expletive-laden bitch-fest, just like any other coterie of
right-wing nut jobs whose egos far exceed their actual abilities. Of course,
this is obviously what our well-informed electorate wanted – local government
run by a protest party who only know how to protest. And now they’re in charge,
all they can do is protest about each other. Still, at least the on-going car
crash at county hall is generating loads of click-bait (see here,
here,
here,
here,
here
and here).
Any bets that our main local news outlet will soon stop such frequent reporting about
KCC? They won’t want people hearing about just how much of an
embarrassment their favourite party is becoming, will they?
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Chad Grindr wrote:
The MORON really have gone above and beyond with it's politically biased
reporting today!
It's so obvious now that it has literally become a mouth piece for the Labour
party ;-)
Tornado Watcher replied:
So when the
Neil Barse replied:
Yet more sealioning, misinformation, lies and abuse from the vindictive peddler
of misinformation and Far-Left hateful anti-British antagonist Europhile troll
Tornado watcher. I think you far-left socialists must be mentally ill too
constantly come out with the constant lies and whataboutery the way you do. And
what about that R*chel Re*ves eh? Why hasn’t she resigned after been caught out
lying on her CV?
GreyMondeoMan wrote:
We should all be concerned that they are quite open about the county being of
secondary importance to the national interest of R.E.F.O.R.M.
Gorden Bellend replied:
And what about that St*rmer eh, putting the rest of the world before
Chad Grindr wrote:
Just when you don’t think it could get any worse for Labour. We have one of
their ministers dismissing child rape as ‘dog whistling’
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2ew9jnj2p1o
What an utterly disgusting mob is
currently running this country. Or is that ruining!?
Aunt Nartsie replied:
Yes,
Tornado Watcher replied:
Whataboutwhataboutwhatabout. A
desperate attempt to distract from the ongoing car-crash that is R.E.F.O.R.M.
To me and any other reasonable person, this ancient piece of whataboutery makes
it clear that the minister was dismissing those who are seeking to turn the
issue of child rape into a political football, rather than dismissing the issue
itself. But to you and those like you, you really can’t help yourselves
responding to the same dog whistle, can you?
Chad Grindr replied:
Maybe the police should take a
look at the hard drive on your computer as well.
Yu Rong replied:
Great reply as ever
Chad Grindr replied:
Thank you Neil
inglish and prowd
wrote:
I can see the remoaners are out in force again lol just like brexit and now they
cant xcept the local elections result it's proof your views are not the same as
most people living in the uk so we don't want to hear your disappointment or
throughs on how bad this will be everyone voted R.E.F.O.R.M. we knew what we
was voting for no we are not stupid ever through that maybe you havnt opened
your own eyes like the rest of us have cos we kno what this country needs is a
good dose of fascism to get you leftys crying in your cornflakes
SuperSmallDick
wrote:
Meanwhile, millions of English pensioners are freezing to death thanks to the
reinstatement of the WFP and thousands of farmers are living on the streets
because they have been made homeless by Lab*
Pseudocreem 2 wrote:
Comrades remember Labo*r only got 20% of vote and they are running your country
like police state unlike true democratic freedoms of nice Mr. Putin’s