Protest Planned Outside Jimmy Twatt’s Stroochester Gig Tonight.

Midway residents are set to protest outside a Jimmy Twatt show prior to his appearance at a Stroochester theatre tonight. The stand-up comic and TV star is taking to the stage at Stroochester’s Evildrome Cokerama in this evening and tomorrow as part of his latest tour. 

Jimmy Twatt: not funny...

Twatt has recently drawn the ire of pro-Palestine protesters in recent months. In May this year, the right-wing comedian attended a private event at the British Museum celebrating Israel’s Independence Day in May this year- alongside other far-right UK figures such Niglet the gargoyle, Keri Badenough and Robert Cashback. 

When this was put to Doris Tweedy, a member of Stroochester’s Resident’s Association, she said it was the first she had heard of it. 

“We don’t much care about the bloke’s politics, to be honest, We’ve picked up on this one simply because of we’re getting really fed up of rubbish acts being put on at our local theatre,” she explained. 

“How this Jimmy Twatt bloke has the nerve to call himself a comedian is beyond most local people around here. He stopped being funny about 20 years ago. I made the mistake of going to see his last show here, and it was rubbish. He’s just a nasty bully whose act consists of picking out people in the audience and abusing them.” 

“He picked on some young deaf girl, though, and she made him look like a right pillock. That was the only funny bit.” 

Mr & Mrs Tweedy: not laughing...

Mrs. Tweedy says the protest was against the theatre’s management. An email to the Evildrome Cokearama bosses by local people criticising the poor quality of the entertainment on offer has been endorsed by 35 people, including local academics and theatre-goers. 

“We’ve written to them asking to see if they can get some decent acts down here but they don’t want to pay the money, despite price-gouging us on tickets. Being as most of the older residents around here don’t binge drink or take drugs, there’s not much in the way of entertainment for us.” 

“Jimmy Twatt really is a twat. People who are attending his shows mainly don’t know this, and we think they should know.” 

As yet, the 52-year-old host of GBNews audience abuse show ‘Hate Out Of 6 Twats’ has not responded to the protests. 

The MORON has approached Twatt’s agent and The Evildrome Cokearama for comment. 

In the real world, our local news site once again gives free publicity to an obnoxious ‘comic’ who stopped being funny 20 years ago. But then he does hang around with the right people… 

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Tornado Watcher wrote:
Mr. Twatt is a right-wing ‘comedian’ and therefore by definition totally unfunny. People of a right-wing disposition typically get their jollies from cruelty and the humiliation of those weaker or less fortunate than themselves who can’t answer back. It’s a carping, bullying personality defect that decent people recoil from.
And yet perversely, the one thing right-wingers can’t stand is being laughed at. The richer and more powerful they are, the thinner their skins. Poke fun at a rich right-winger and like the champions of free-speech that they are, they go whining to their lawyers, who issue all sorts of legal threats to shut down any criticism of their clients. The right to free speech belongs to them, not you.
Only complete sociopaths would want to go and see someone like Twatt.

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Yu Rong replied:
Well if you are offended by right-wing comedians then don’t go to their shows. Simples.

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Tornado Watcher replied:
They don’t ‘offend’ me as such. I just don’t like smug bullies, so I don’t go to their shows. Bullies aren’t funny.

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Hate All Greens and Reds replied:
Typical hate from a hate-filled leftist hater who would condemn a popular and much-loved national treasure for daring too share the political views of the vast majority of the population. You vicious, lying, vile hate-filled leftists just love too hate, just like anyone who voted for Labo*r and K*ir St*rmer and R*chel R*eves and Ang*la R*yner they are the worst hate hate hate rant whine

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GeneticallyModified replied:
HAGAR I think you oversimplify.
Lefties invent and promote new ideologies too create false hierarchies of victimhood, demoting the real victims in order too justify their ideology and allow themselves too declare themselves heroes protecting the pseudo victims.
It's all about them feeling good about themselves, also known as the white knight syndrome or white saviour complex. In their world reality and truth have no value, as Grey Mondeo Man often exhibits, hence his need to spend lots of time pushing up the red thumbs of those that disagree with him.

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Neil Barse replied:
You've hit the nail on the head GM. Great post

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Chad Grindr
You've hit the nail on the head GM. Great post

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avinahandshandy
You've hit the nail on the head GM. Great post

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Yu Rong
You've hit the nail on the head GM. Great post

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Hate All Greens and Reds replied:
You've hit the nail on the head GM. Great post

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Chad Grindr wrote:
All over the mainly western world people are now waking up too the looney left doctrine that has managed too take root within our societies in recent times. A madness that has seen unsustainable levels of immigration and millions of low skilled economic migrants abusing asylum legislation and human rights laws too arrive en masse.
As their agenda is exposed the left wing (as usual) resort too name calling and describing anyone with legitimate or well founded concerns regarding immigration as being 'far right'.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
What has your comment got to do with a protest against an unfunny comedian?

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Chad Grindr replied:
And your point is?

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Obviously beyond your grasp…

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avinahandshandy replied:

You really have too laugh. Why is it every time grey mondeo man and his various aliases get totally outdone they resort too the red thumb / green thumb technique? So so pathetic and juvenile. We all know you know!! Ha ha!

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Hate All Greens and Reds wrote:
So using the logic of our left leaning commenter's. If Facists supporting R.E.F.O.R.M. make R.E.F.O.R.M.  and all their supporters far right, does support for Palestinians make everyone a Hamas or Hezbollah supporter?
I think this poppycock nonsense has been dreamed up by those running scared of R.E.F.O.R.M.'s growing popularity. By the way, I like vegetables so I must be a veggie???

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GeneticallyModified replied:

Agree entirely HAGAR

I'm loving the leftie posts on here who (by using their method of assessing political opponents collectively) are all anti semitic (EHCR investigation), terrorist supporting (inability too outright condemn Hamas and attending protests with their supporters), racist (Diane Abbott and others), fascists/nazis (only their ideologies allowed others too be forcefully (not necessarily physically) suppressed).

Seems lefties posting on here are collectively a very nasty dangerous group of people and, by the standards they set, should be banned from posting their vile views.

But I'm sure they are very nice people as individuals LOL.

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Hate All Greens and Reds replied:

GM read all the leftist hate from Grey Mondeo Man we generally see with every article. History shows us this time and time again it’s the left who hates the most. Research the politics and ruthlessness of past dictators. I think you'll find they were more aligned too leftist politics rather than yours politics or mine.

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Ed 2468motoway replied:

Has anyone else noticed that Chad spells ‘to’ as ‘too’ in all of his different user ID posts on here?

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Neil Barse replied:

Yet more sealioning, misinformation, lies and abuse from the vindictive peddler of misinformation and Far-Left hateful anti-British antagonist Europhile troll Ed 2468motorway. I think you far-left socialists must be mentally ill too constantly come out with the constant lies and whataboutery the way you do. And what about that Rachel Re*ves eh? Why hasn’t she resigned after been caught out lying on her CV?

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Pseudocreem 2 wrote:
Comrades remember Labour only got 20% of vote and they are running your country like police state unlike true democratic freedoms of nice Mr. Putin’s Russia. They think 20% gives them right to conduct show trials, jail political prisoners, rob you to pay for uncontrolled, unlimited immigration, impose draconian censorship and donate billions more of your money to protect borders of other countries like fascist warmongering regime of Ukraine while you being invaded through the open borders created by Tories and LibDems and opened even wider by Labo*r. Nice Mr. Putin says vote REFORM to enjoy freedoms he has given Russia.

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