Deaf Woman Not Offended By Bullying Comedian at Local Show

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A deaf woman says she was mocked by TV comedian Jimmy Twatt at a Midway show and left feeling “not the least bit bothered because it all worked out well in the end.”

Carol Simon, from Stroochester, claims the comedian got annoyed when she got the better of him during an exchange and resorted to a tirade of “unfunny” personal abuse when he performed at the town’s Evildrome Cokerama theatre.

The 46-year-old, who is profoundly deaf, says she is disappointed the stand-up was using his platform to “try and put down those who are differently abled and often aren’t capable of fighting back”.

Jimmy Twatt

Jimmy Twatt is well known for hosting the GBNews show “Hate Out Of Six Twats”, where members of minority communities are invited on to show under the pretext of being interviewed for charity publicity, but are then subject to verbal abuse by two teams of right-wing comedians until the victim loses their temper or breaks down.

Ms Simon says Mr Twatt - who is well-known for his bullying of audience members for cheap laughs - noticed her in the front row with a hearing aid and asked why she was wearing it.

She told the MORON: “I replied, ‘I’m wearing it because I’m deaf, you f**king idiot, why else do you think I’m f**king wearing it?” That got quite a big laugh from the audience, which seemed to upset Mr. Twatt.”

“He then came down from the stage and stood in front of me bellowing abuse in my face”.

“Think you’re f**king clever do you? I’m the f**king famous comedian around here, do you really think you can get the better of me you deaf bast*rd. F**k off and die, deafo!” he was shouting at me, or something like that.” 

“He’d clearly lost it and the audience had stopped laughing,” said Ms. Simon. “It was embarrassing.” 

According to other audience members, Mr. Twatt then undid his trousers and “waved his manhood” at Ms. Simon, shouting “suck on this, bitch!” 

“I just said if I wanted any dental floss, I’d let him know,” said Ms. Simon. “That got a huge laugh and Mr. Twatt stormed off and refused to come back on stage.”

The theatre management were at a bit of loss and sarcastically asked Ms. Simon if she would take the stage and finish off Mr. Twatt’s act

”I was only too pleased,” said Ms. Simon. “I’ve always wanted to try stand-up, and I had loads of material about how smug bullying Tory tax evaders with dodgy hair transplants call themselves comedians by always picking on anyone except rich white gammony types who look like they might slap them back. The audience seemed to enjoy it…” 

“We’ve invited Carol Simon back month,” admitted the manager of the Evildrome Cokerama. “She’s much better than that Twatt bloke. Someone who can get big laughs without bullying anybody is a real novelty act these days.” 

The MORON asked Jimmy Twatt’s management team for a comment but apparently Mr. Twatt is still sulking.


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Chad Grunter wrote: 

These Lab**r-voting woke snowflakes only go to shows such as this so that they can pretend to be offended. This woman got everything she deserved.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied: 

For once you are right. She publicly got the better of a smug, nasty bully and thoroughly deserved her comedy gig.

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David Simile the Second replied:

A typically stupid reply from Gay Morono Man, a typically stupid remoaning socialist La**or-supporting woke snowflake. Like all lazy parasitic leftist scum, you are a blight on society and as such are unable to hold any sort of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults. Crawl away and die, you tofu-eating, Guardian-reading pillock.

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Kent’s Greatest Prick Ever wrote:

Mr. Twatt is one of my favourite comedians. What purpose do the weak, the poor or the otherwise disadvantaged serve, if not to be exploited, mocked and ridiculed for the amusement of their betters?  Mr. Twatt is a master of his genre. The best of English humour is founded in cruelty and bullying. Leftist snowflakes, by their very nature, can therefore never be funny.

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Gonads wrote: 

Jimmy Twatt is about as funny as Brexit.

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Boring Welsh Tory wrote: 

Being profoundly deaf means that you cannot hear sounds below 95 decibels. The typical volume of speech is around 60 decibels. I looked that up on the Internet so that I could seem smarter than everyone else on here.
Profound deafness is a common result of Covid vaccines, which contain nanochips designed by Bill Gates and his cohort of Illuminati lizard people so that the population at large are only allowed to hear what the lizards want them to hear and nothing else. I know this because I have extensively researched the matter on the Internet. It’s why I prefer to hide in my Mum’s attic rather than go out and meet people, in case my brain gets attacked by the lizards.

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