Awkward Moment For The MORON As R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© Councillors Attend Great British National Protest In Claptout-on-Sea.

Simon Goebbels

By Our Local Demagoguery Reporter
Simon Goebbels:

To at least 90% of the public, right-wing protests are usually seen as an excuse by a few gangs of bullying thugs to indulge in a bit of summertime casual looting, violence and racial intimidation.

One such get-together, billing itself as “the Great British National Protest”, came to Midway’s resort town of Claptout-on-Sea on Saturday. So I went along to see what was being billed as a major development in British street politics.

Great British National Protest supporters at Midway's Claptout-on-Sea resort...

It was one of many such demos organised over the past few months by ex-British Army soldier and military uniform aficionado Donald Smallhampton, who espouses a far-right nationalist philosophy of forced repatriation of ‘anyone who looks a bit foreign’ but denies being a far-right supporter, clearly aware of the connotations that carries. In Claptout-on-Sea on Saturday, he was joined by bodyguards wearing thick tactical vests adorned with pockets, Union Jacks and swastikas, which I overheard him describe as ‘stab and slash proof to protect us from all those vicious socialists out there who want to kill us all’.

R.E.F.O.R.M. Cllr Chad Barse

Similarly militaristic in fashion sense were two R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© county councillors who also attended the rally: Chad Barse and Tony Swiss, positioned at the front of the huge crowd of a dozen or so attendees, listening to and enthusiastically applauding the barely-coherent but impassioned monosyllabic far-right rhetoric of the speakers.

They both stressed their attendance was to “show solidarity” with Daily Mail/Telegraph/Express readers who have fallen for the old right-wing “illegal immigrants are taking over the UK” hype, and that there were many members of their local Really Extreme Far out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC®™© branch present.

Cllr Barse reiterated to me that the gathering overall was not far-right. It was at this point our conversation was interrupted by one of the protesters, Bessie Nartsie, who wanted to share Cllr Barse’s sentiment and disavow the ‘far-right’ label.

Bessie Nartsie: "Not a racist, just hates forreners"

“I’m not racist and I’m not right wing” said Mrs. Nartsie “I’m just fed up with our country being taken over by p****, w*** and n****** who are responsible for all of the crime and anti-social behaviour in my home town and who should all be rounded up and sent back to the jungles they came from.” 

She then detailed her belief in the Agenda 2030 conspiracy theory and that the Labo*r government, backed by Bill Gates, George Soros and alien lizards from the planet Venus, is trying to start a civil war.

The paralysing awkwardness of this situation was not lost on me, a junior hack working for the MORON. My employers are huge fans of the Really Extreme Far Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC®™©, and yet the party is clearly very popular with, if not actually dominated by, the sort of far-right nut-jobs you’d cross the road (or even the town) to avoid.

Harry Hardnutt: "I'm Far-Right, right?"

Half an hour earlier, I had interviewed Harry Hardnutt (real name Tristan Barbie-Smyth), flying the flag of Patriotic P**i-Bashers. He said he was there because “this is a far-right protest and I’m far-right”. His party is avowedly white-supremacist, led as it is by the former leader of EVIL (English Violent Idiots League).

His hat bore the slogan “remigration” - a new-ish buzzword of the extreme right, referring to mass deportations of not only immigrants, but anyone who is not ethnically British or that “we just don’t like”.

He has also been identified by Hope Not Hate as a regular attendee of events of this sort, and once posted on Facebook a picture of a swastika birthday cake he had made himself.

From what I could see in Claptout-on-Sea at least, the “Great British National Protest” was clearly a rally organised by (and for the benefit of) a load of rather creepy-looking, mostly male and all of them white Caucasian ultra-right-wing weirdoes. In truth, the protesters were far outnumbered by the national press photographers and reporters hoping for a bit of juicy violence and looting that they could then blame on “left-wing provocateurs” as usual.

The MORON, of course, wants to ingratiate itself with the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© but not with the racist, xenophobic far-right nut-jobs that actually seem to make up most of R.E.F.O.R.M.’s support.

So as a loyal MORON hack, it’s time to start making excuses.

For starters, it would be wrong to say that the R.E.F.O.R.M. councillors there are themselves extremists. As Cllr Barse himself said, ““Just because I like dressing up in Nazi uniforms and jackboots, complaining loudly about ‘illegal Muslim invaders’ and their far-left, woke traitor sympathisers, giving Nazi salutes and shouting ‘Sieg Heil’, that doesn’t make me a Nazi.”

Nor is it far-right to be ‘concerned’ (even to the point of angry obsession) about immigration, legal or illegal.

Sean O'Braincell: Not political...

Indeed, Sean O'Braincell, organiser of the march, held to support Mr Smallhampton’s protest on the seafront, said: “We are right-wing, not far-right. Unfortunately, we can’t stop one person with a flag.

“Well, we could, easily, but we kind of like flags with swastikas on, y'know…?”

Many of those taking part in the march chanted “stop the boats - send them home”, alongside another shout of “K*ir St*rmer is a wanker.”

Asked if he supported the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™©, Mr O'Braincell said: “I’m not political. I just hate forreners. And anyone else who isn’t just like me”

“A lot of people in my groups are R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© party members though. I don’t agree with Labour. Or the Tories, Lib Dems or Greens. Or anyone else except the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™©.”

There was no counter-protest organised on Saturday, most likely because the Claptout-on-Sea protest was so pathetic that no-one could be bothered.

Many R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© members and their politicians publicly disavow the thuggish and violent trappings of the street protest scene. But you do get the feeling that a lot of them quietly support such actions, but don’t like to admit it because they are clearly aware of just how much the wider public abhors such things.

So my excuse for this all is that anyone who says that the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© is a party of fascists is just being alarmist and hysterical.

The term 'fascist' carries little weight these days, coming from a bunch of Leftist libtards who have abused that term to the point of meaninglessness.

Which, of course, is a great way of absolving the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© from any of its obviously fascist connections – call R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© a bunch of fascists, even if they act like they are, and you’re a just a whining, Tofu-munching, leftist Guardian reader.

See? That was easy!

Next week: Our intrepid MORON reporter argues that black is white and then gets run over on a zebra crossing...

Our local news site is reduced to running a cringe-making apologia when councillors from its favourite political party turn up at an ultra right-wing rally. Needless to say, that doesn’t make them supporters of the far-right, does it?
But if it looks like a duck, waddles like a duck, hangs around with (and is accepted by) other ducks and quacks like a duck, well...
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Grey Mondeo Man wrote:
R.E.F.O.R.M: "We aren't far right. We just turn up at far right rallies where, to our surprise, far rightists also turn up".
Also R.E.F.O.R.M.: "The takeover has begun... the takeover of our town by a culture which does not align to our own culture, values and morals".
What ‘takeover’? 95% of Claptout-On-Sea’s population still identifies as white English, a number that’s been pretty much constant for the past 20 years.
R.E.F.O.R.M. use far-right lies and far-right rhetoric, but they aren’t far right? The clue’s in their name - “Really Extreme Far Out Rightwing Maniacs” for heaven’s sake! Give us a break…

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Neil Barse replied:
Yet more sealioning, misinformation, lies and abuse from the vindictive peddler of misinformation and Far-Left hateful anti-British antagonist Europhile troll Ed 2468motorway. I think you far-left socialists must be mentally ill too constantly come out with the constant lies and whataboutery the way you do. And what about that Rachel Re*ves eh? Why hasn’t she resigned after been caught out lying on her CV?

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Hate All Greens and Reds replied:
It's the warped logic you spew with your ridiculous 'far right' tag for anyone supporting R.E.F.O.R.M. or concerned citizens genuinely worried for the safety of their children. The left hate British children which is why only national and international pressure forced the Labour government to turn on the grooming gangs scandals. Something Labour councils covered up for years. Where is your condemnation of the filth who allegedly sexually assaulted this child? Why have you remained silent? Is it ok with you? Where was your support of a grooming gangs inquiry? Why are you so willing too accept illegal migrants do not pose any threat? The list goes on. Where is your concern for those genuine refugees being persecuted, starved, beaten and worse in Syrian, Gaza, Somalia etc etc. Your defence of the indefensible and apparent loathing of the British speaks volumes. You are an antagonist, nothing more.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
WTF are you on about? Your reply is a tidal wave of whataboutery, distortions and outright lies, totally unconnected with the subject in hand. As usual.

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Hate All Greens and Reds replied
The left tend too side with perpetrators of heinous crimes rather than the victims. Strange I know, but true.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
I suppose I could ask you what particular ‘heinous crimes’ the ‘left’ have supposedly sided with, but I doubt that I will get a true or coherent answer.

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Neil Barse replied:
Yet more sealioning, misinformation, lies and abuse from the vindictive peddler of misinformation and Far-Left hateful anti-British antagonist Europhile troll Ed 2468motorway. I think you far-left socialists must be mentally ill too constantly come out with the constant lies and whataboutery the way you do. And what about that Rachel Re*ves eh? Why hasn’t she resigned after been caught out lying on her CV?

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Yu Rong wrote:
The BBC is carrying an interesting article this morning, the opening paragraph reads:
”Asylum seekers have been misusing payment cards for gambling instead of their intended use for food and essentials.”
Clearly this is an attempt on their part too integrate and follow Reeves' desire too see people gamble with their life savings on the stock market.

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Chad Grindr replied:
Shock horror, does this mean that some so called 'asylum seekers' are not being completely honest and actually defrauding the UK tax payers!?
Although quite correct R*chel Re*ves and L*bour have also made a career out of such things

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Yu Rong replied:
The report seems too head towards that conclusion.
It is shocking that over 6,000 illegal immigrants have attempted too use hard-working British taxpayers' money too gamble.
You will notice the left wing blinkered approach here. It seems that certain people, R*eves included, don't see a problem with encouraging the less well off too gamble, rather than look after themselves as best they can on the income they have. Now that is a nonsense fiscal policy. You should only gamble with what you can afford too lose, if at all!
This left wing attitude is of course one contributing factor too the hard pressed NHS and societal breakdown.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied
The BBC report actually says that 6,000 or so payments in gambling settings "were attempted" in the past year.
That could be one person making 6,000 attempts. Or 100 making 60 attempts. Bear in mind that is “attempts”, not actual gambling.
Yet somehow, those numbers have morphed into "6,000 illegal immigrants gambling”.
Fact-warper eight Mr. Scott!
As for your usual bizarre and pathological ranting about R*chel R*eves, it’s best not to comment.

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Yu Rong replied:
At least the thumb fairy is putting in the hard yards this evening too convince no one that left is right, and right is wrong. PMSL

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Chad Grindr replied:
Lol, the poor thumb fairly reeks of desperation ;-)

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Avinahandshandy replied:
GreyMondeoMan the only person I sort of know who has the childish need too misrepresent everything. You really have too laugh. Why is it every time GMM and his various aliases get totally outdone they resort too the red thumb / green thumb technique? So so pathetic and juvenile. We all know you know!! Ha ha!

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Hate All Greens and Reds wrote:
People should take some time too read all the leftist hate we generally see with every R.E.F.O.R.M. related article. History shows us this time and time again that it is the left who hates the most. Research the politics and ruthlessness of past dictators. I think you'll find they were more aligned too the left than mine.
Incidentally, the police are saying that a similar protest at Epping protest was peaceful until the far left turned up and stirred up the trouble. Strange that?

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Once again, that’s simply not true. The statements from Essex Police make no mention of political affinity.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdr3716kd8mo
GBNews and a R.E.F.O.R.M. councillor have made accusations that the violence was down to left-wing provocateurs, with no evidence whatsoever.

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Chad Grindr replied:
So GMM, if Essex Police make no mention of political affinity, only that "people arrived", how do you know what political affinity these "people were"? Or are you making your own assumptions that they must have been from the Far Right?

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
I made no claim as to the leanings of anybody. You are imagining words that don't exist in my post. I'll try to break it down for you to understand:
HAGAR made a statement saying:
"Incidentally, the police are saying the Epping protest was peaceful until the far left turned up and stirred up the trouble. Strange that?"
That is demonstrably false.
The police made no such statement (I linked to the BBC reportage of the police statement as evidence), but the accusation was made by a GB News presenter and a R.E,F.O.R.M. councillor without any evidence to support their claims.
I can only suggest that people look at the BBC report. They can make their own minds up as to the likely nature of the politics those causing the problems adhere to.

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Neil Barse replied:
Yet more sealioning, misinformation, lies and abuse from the vindictive peddler of misinformation and Far-Left hateful anti-British antagonist Europhile troll Ed 2468motorway. I think you far-left socialists must be mentally ill too constantly come out with the constant lies and whataboutery the way you do. And what about that Rachel Re*ves eh? Why hasn’t she resigned after been caught out lying on her CV?

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Hate All Greens and Reds wrote:
So using the logic of our left leaning commenter's. If Facists supporting R.E.F.O.R.M. make R.E.F.O.R.M.  and all their supporters far right, does support for Palestinians make everyone a Hamas or Hezbollah supporter?
I think this poppycock nonsense has been dreamed up by those running scared of R.E.F.O.R.M.'s growing popularity. By the way, I like vegetables so I must be a veggie???

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GeneticallyModified replied:
Agree entirely HAGAR
I'm loving the leftie posts on here who (by using their method of assessing political opponents collectively) are all anti semitic (EHCR investigation), terrorist supporting (inability too outright condemn Hamas and attending protests with their supporters), racist (Diane Abbott and others), fascists/nazis (only their ideologies allowed others tooo be forcefully (not necessarily physically) suppressed).
Seems lefties posting on here are collectively a very nasty dangerous group of people and, by the standards they set, should be banned from posting their vile views.
But I'm sure they are very nice people as individuals LOL.

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Hate All Greens And Reds wrote:
All over the mainly western world people are now waking up too the looney left doctrine that has managed too take root within our societies in recent times. A madness that has seen unsustainable levels of immigration and millions of low skilled economic migrants abusing asylum legislation and human rights laws too arrive en masse.
As their agenda is exposed the left wing (as usual) resort too name calling and describing anyone with legitimate or well founded concerns regarding immigration as being 'far right'.

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GeneticallyModified replied:
HAGAR I think you oversimplify.
Lefties invent and promote new ideologies too create false hierarchies of victimhood, demoting the real victims in order too justify their ideology and allow themselves too declare themselves heroes protecting the pseudo victims.
It's all about them feeling good about themselves, also known as the white knight syndrome or white saviour complex. In their world reality and truth have no value, as Grey Mondeo Man often exhibits, hence his need too spend lots of time pushing up the red thumbs of those that disagree with him.

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Neil Barse replied:
You've hit the nail on the head GM. Great post

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Chad Grindr
You've hit the nail on the head GM. Great post

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avinahandshandy
You've hit the nail on the head GM. Great post

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Yu Rong
You've hit the nail on the head GM. Great post

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Hate All Greens and Reds replied:
You've hit the nail on the head GM. Great post

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Pseudocreem 2 wrote:
Comrades remember Labour only got 20% of vote and they are running your country like police state unlike true democratic freedoms of nice Mr. Putin’s Russia. They think 20% gives them right to conduct show trials, jail political prisoners, rob you to pay for uncontrolled, unlimited immigration, impose draconian censorship and donate billions more of your money to protect borders of other countries like fascist warmongering regime of Ukraine while you being invaded through the open borders created by Tories and LibDems and opened even wider by Labo*r. Nice Mr. Putin says vote REFORM to enjoy freedoms he has given Russia.

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