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Friday, September 5, 2025

Day Of National Rejoicing As Ang*la R*yner Forced To Resign By SMEER campaign…

By Our Labo*r-Bashing Correspondent:
Bob Herpes 

Ang*la R*yner has resigned as Deputy Prime Minister and Labo*r’s deputy leader after admitting she underpaid tax on the purchase of a new flat.

The controversy centred on stamp duty paid when she bought a property in Hove earlier this year.

Verruca Associates, a Stroochester conveyancing firm, acted for her in the transaction but later rejected newspaper allegations they gave her the wrong advice.

The Ashton-under-Lyne MP confirmed that she would step down following weeks of shit-storming by the Daily Telegraph, the Daily Mail and GBNews.

Her decision comes after Sir K*ir St*rmer had repeatedly (OK, once, but hey, this is wanker St*rmer we're talking about) defended her, saying he was “proud” to work alongside his deputy.

Wicked Ang*la R*yner: Witch hunt...
After Ms. R*yner suggested “incorrect advice from lawyers” had led to the underpayment, Verruca Associates denied saying it was being made “scapegoats”.

Managing director Vivian Verruca said: “We do not and never have given tax or trust fund advice. It’s something we always refer our clients to an accountant or tax expert for.  Ms. Rayner has never said that we did give her such advice. We’re just a conveyancing firm.”

“But that hasn’t stopped the UK’s rabid right-wing media from twisting the truth and dragging our name into it all, just so they can continue their vendetta against anyone and everyone in the Labour government.”

“We’ve complained to various UK media outlets as we think that falsely using our name in association with their hate campaign may give potential customers the wrong idea about our services and standards of client confidentiality.”

“But they just laughed at us and said ‘tough luck, we can smear anyone we want because we’re much bigger than you and have lots of clever lawyers of the type you can’t afford. So tough shit.’ ”

Ms. R*yner has said she has made a serious error and is “working with expert lawyers and with HMRC to resolve the matter and pay what is due”.

BUT WE AT THE MORON DON’T CARE!!! DING DONG, THE WITCH IS DEAD!!! IT’S CLICK-BAIT BONANZA TIME!!!! YEEE-HAAAH!!! KER-CHING KER-CHING!!!


MP for the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs Party UK PLC©™® and Chairman of the Society of Millionaires for the Election of Extreme Right-wingers (SMEER), Tricki Dice, was delighted with the news that he had worked so hard to manufacture.

“This is a brilliant result for our SMEER campaign,” he gloated. “Our chums and owners of the UK’s predominantly right-wing media have been throwing shit at the Labo*r government ever since it was elected last July.”

Tricki Dice: SMEER campaign...
“Dragging down Ang*la R*yner is a huge win for us,” boasted Mr. Dice. “There was a real chance that she might have replaced K*ir St*rmer as Labo*r leader and that would have been a disaster for us at SMEER. Unlike St*rmer, Ol’ Ginger-minge is still a bit of a socialist and believes in outrageous leftist policies like getting rich people to pay their fair share of tax.”

“The offshore tax-exile owners of the UK’s media obviously don’t want that, and have been desperately looking to dig up some shit to throw at her for years. Now they’ve finally struck brown.”

“Hopefully, if we make enough noise about Ang*la R*yner’s tax situation and other nonsense such as ‘flags’ or ‘immigrants’, people won’t ask too many questions about our Niglet’s property and tax dealings – or ours. You certainly won’t be seeing any stuff about that in your Daily Telegraph, Mail, Express or on GBNews, that’s for sure…” 

Fortunately for our real-world local on-line news outlet, Ms. Rayner’s conveyancing firm was based in Kent, thus giving them an excuse to shoehorn an otherwise locally irrelevant national news item into its coverage. And as it doubtless expected, its loyal and rabid right-wing trolls got the page views and the “reader engagement” comment counts right up. Their usual screeching, gloating and fact-free abuse of anyone with a different view to theirs certainly makes the idea of a paid subscription appealing to everyone, don’t you think?
No, me neither.  

Comments:
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Hate All Green and Reds wrote:
YEEEEEEESSSSS! IN YOUR FACE YOU PATHETIC LYING LEFTIES! Once again, Liebour have been exposed as a totally corrupt bunch of lying liars hate hate gloat hate hate Keir Starmer’s freebie spectacles hate hate rant hate R*chel Re*ves lying on her CV hate gloat rant now the lying ginger whinger has been caught out hate hate gloat gloat Liebour are just totally corrupt hate hate just like all leftie socialist governments everywhere hate hate put the demands of millions of illegal immigrants before the needs of the British people stop the boats don’t make me laugh totally corrupt hate hate K*ir St*rmer should resign and call a general election NOW! hate hate rant hate whine gloat gloat.

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Yu Rong replied:
A moderate, reasoned and factual analysis as ever HAGAR. All Labour politicians are totally corrupt and we should be thankful that our great and unbiased British free press have exposed the cesspit of venal corruption that Ang*la R*yner has attempted to hide from the electorate and has finally forced her to resign after months of denial. No admission of guilt and had to be forced kicking and screaming out of office just like all corrupt and hypocritical Labour politicians usually are.
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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Ang*la R*yner admitted her mistake and resigned. She hasn’t lied about anything and she wasn’t ‘dragged kicking and screaming from office’, unlike a certain ex-Prime Minister. She made a mistake and has paid that price politically.
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Neil Barse replied:
Typical lies, whataboutery and misinformation from leftist apologist for Labo*r’s corrupt third-world lying socialist corruption and defender of criminal shoplifting paedophile rapist illegal immigrants and woke UK-hater GMM. Not content with undermining the fabric of British society with his constant stream of gaslighting, sealioning, lies and UK-hating misinformation, he defends the criminal activities and hypocrisy of hated ginger liar Ang*la R*yner who is just totally corrupt and venal just like all Labo*r politicians everywhere hate hate gloat gloat hate etc etc.
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Yu Rong replied:
A moderate, reasoned and factual analysis as ever Neil. All Labour politicians are totally corrupt and we should be thankful that our great and unbiased British free press have exposed the cesspit of venal corruption that Ang*la Rayn*r has attempted to hide from the electorate and has finally forced her to resign after months of denial. No admission of guilt and had to be forced kicking and screaming out of office just like all corrupt and hypocritical Labour politicians usually are.
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Chad Grindr wrote:
YEEEEEEESSSSS! IN YOUR FACE YOU PATHETIC LYING LEFTIES! Once again, Liebour have been exposed as a totally corrupt bunch of lying liars hate hate gloat hate hate Keir Starmer’s freebie spectacles hate hate rant hate R*chel Re*ves lying on her CV hate gloat rant now the lying ginger whinger has been caught out gloat gloat Liebour are just totally corrupt hate hate just like all leftie socialist governments everywhere hate hate put the demands of millions of illegal immigrants before the needs of the British people stop the boats don’t make me laugh totally corrupt hate hate K*ir St*rmer should resign and call a general election NOW! hate hate rant hate whine gloat gloat.
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Avinahandshandy wrote:
YEEEEEEESSSSS! IN YOUR FACE YOU PATHETIC LYING LEFTIES! Once again, Liebour have been exposed as a totally corrupt bunch of lying liars hate hate gloat hate hate Keir Starmer’s freebie spectacles hate hate rant hate R*chel Re*ves lying on her CV hate gloat rant now the lying ginger whinger has been caught out gloat gloat Liebour are just totally corrupt hate hate just like all leftie socialist governments everywhere hate hate put the demands of millions of illegal immigrants before the needs of the British people stop the boats don’t make me laugh totally corrupt hate hate K*ir St*rmer should resign and call a general election NOW! hate hate rant hate whine gloat gloat.
👍+176
Neil Barse wrote:
YEEEEEEESSSSS! IN YOUR FACE YOU PATHETIC LYING LEFTIES! Once again, Liebour have been exposed as a totally corrupt bunch of lying liars hate hate gloat hate hate Keir Starmer’s freebie spectacles hate hate rant hate R*chel Re*ves lying on her CV hate gloat rant now the lying ginger whinger has been caught out gloat gloat Liebour are just totally corrupt hate hate just like all leftie socialist governments everywhere hate hate put the demands of millions of illegal immigrants before the needs of the British people stop the boats don’t make me laugh totally corrupt hate hate K*ir St*rmer should resign and call a general election NOW! hate hate rant hate whine gloat gloat.
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Yu Rong replied:
A moderate, reasoned and factual analysis as ever Neil. All Labour politicians are totally corrupt and we should be thankful that our great and unbiased British free press have exposed the cesspit of venal corruption that Ang*la R*yner has attempted to hide from the electorate and has finally forced her to resign after months of denial. No admission of guilt and had to be forced kicking and screaming out of office just like all corrupt and hypocritical Labour politicians usually are.
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Kent’s Greatest Prick Ever wrote:
This just goes to show how unfit for government K*ir St*rmer and his socialist cronies really are. I buy and sell multiple properties in the UK all of the time and have never once had to pay tax on any of my highly profitable activities, thanks to a web of trust funds and offshore tax havens. If Ms. R*yner is incapable of the tax-avoidance strategies that rich people such as myself always use, then she should not be in government. Only poor people should pay tax.
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SuperBigotDave wrote:
So where are all the two-tier traitorous lying lefties and gimmigrant lovers who said Liebour would be better than the last lot?
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Victor Laudanum replied:
Ang*la Rayn*r hasn't lied to parliament about this, she hasn't lied about lying and she hasn't lied about lying about lying. She has not expedited approval of a planning application for a Party donor, enabling him to avoid millions in tax and has not handed out contracts to other Party donors, gifting them hundreds of millions of taxpayers' hard-earned for unusable goods, placing the lives of frontline health workers in jeopardy.
She swiftly acknowledged what seems to have been an innocent mistake, committed with no suggestion of dishonest or devious intent. She has held herself to the standards that she advocated in opposition and in government and has resigned.
Her party leader has not tried to re-write the rule book retrospectively, to exculpate her. He has not lied (and lied and lied) to parliament about what he knew and when. He has not got shit-faced at a party full of FSB types, has not had the bailiffs turn up at Downing Street, has not committed an unlawful act for which he has faced a formal penalty and not told us to stay isolated at home, while partying in Downing Street.
I'd say that was better than the last lot.
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Neil Barse replied:
Typical lies, whataboutery and misinformation from leftist apologist for Labo*r’s corrupt third-world lying socialist corruption and defender of criminal shoplifting paedophile rapist illegal immigrants and woke UK-hater VL. Not content with undermining the fabric of British society with his constant stream of gaslighting, sealioning, lies and UK-hating misinformation, he defends the criminal activities and hypocrisy of hated ginger liar Ang*la R*yner who is just totally corrupt and venal just like all Labo*r politicians everywhere hate hate gloat gloat hate etc etc.
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Yu Rong replied:
A moderate, reasoned and factual analysis as ever Neil. All Labour politicians are totally corrupt and we should be thankful that our great and unbiased British free press have exposed the cesspit of venal corruption that Ang*la R*yner has attempted to hide from the electorate and has finally forced her to resign after months of denial. No admission of guilt and had to be forced kicking and screaming out of office just like all corrupt and hypocritical Labour politicians usually are.
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Pseudocreem 2 wrote:
Comrades now the total corruption of your English government is revealed unlike truthful honest open regime of dear Mr. Putin and his loyal billionaire oligarch friends who have made Russia a beacon of freedom and honesty unlike your evil socialist dictatorship of K*ir St*rmer. Everyone in UK must vote R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC and for his loyal friend and poodle Niglet the gargoyle at next elections to enjoy democratic freedoms like we have in Russia under dear Mr. Putin.
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