R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC ®™© County Councillor ‘Spiked’ In Stroochester Pub

When Reg Scutter went for a quiet drink with friends, little did he know that he was to become one of the many thousands of 'spiking' victims in the UK. The Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC ™© county councillor for Chattingham North has opened up for the first time about how the crime affected him.

Reg Scutter; another not-at-all weird R.E.F.O.R.M. councillor...

Reg Scutter, county councillor and family man, does not fit the stereotype of someone who might become the victim of a spiking attack. Yet it happens to him regularly in Stroochester nearly every time he goes drinking with friends in the Weatherforks’s boozer, the Sir Rees-Mogg’s Head.

One moment he is among friends, the next he is having to be helped, virtually unconscious, into a car to be taken home by his wife.

Feelings of guilt, shame and embarrassment have, in time, given over to vulnerability and distrust - but it has also lit a flame inside to raise awareness of the crime and its prevention.

Like most sensible blokes of 60, Cllr. Scutter knows his limit and to him, the fifteen pints of Symond’s Throatwarmer he regularly consumes on a Friday night would not exactly constitute a skin-full.

On that fateful day however, he had gone to the pub at lunchtime with some friends after yet another county council meeting had been cancelled, and had stayed there until around ten in the evening.

It was then, says Cllr. Scutter, that the effects of GHB (short for gamma-hydroxybutyric acid), hit him. Within a matter of hours he was all but insensible.

Cllr. Scutter has had to piece together what happened next by those who were there that Friday afternoon.

"It just happened so fast. You know, I didn't start to feel different, it just happened. When you're having a few drinks, you know what your capacity is and you know when you've gone beyond what your normal capacity would be," he said.

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“But this happened in seconds. Honestly. I lost 90% of my consciousness and the ability to walk unaided. My vision went and so did my hearing. One of the people helping me later said that it was like talking to someone who wasn't listening.”

“So I couldn’t have been totally wrecked after all, I wouldn’t be a R.E.F.O.R.M. councillor if I went around listening to people, would I?”

That evening, an old friend who just happened to be nearby in the packed pub turned out to be his guardian angel.

Sean O’Braincell, a proud flag-waving English patriot who had been terrorising a few asylum seekers in a nearby hostel the previous day, realised that Reg was having problems and helped organise getting him home.

"Sean said that it happened very quickly and that all the signs were there. He's recognised me from the past and he stepped in and managed to take me out of the pub,” said Cllr Scutter.

Sean O'Braincell: patriotic rescue

“Good old Reg,”said Mr O’ Braincell. “He does like a pint or twelve. When he started swaying about and giving Roman salutes though, I thought it was best to give his missus a ring, otherwise he’ll start a fight just like he used to before he got on the council...”

Cllr Scutter's wife came to collect him and said she had never seen her husband in such a state.

“Well. not since last Friday anyway,” said his wife Brenda. “He just fell out of the car and crawled on his hands and knees to get to the house and then slumped on the sofa downstairs.”

“He must be the unluckiest man going. He goes to the Weatherforks every Friday night and every time someone spikes his drink there so he winds up coming home paralytic. Someone needs to do something, that can’t be right…”

"I was comatose until the next day,” said Cllr Scutter. “The strange thing is I actually felt okay the next morning, went downstairs and grabbed a cup of coffee. Then I went to the police station to report it, but the desk sergeant just laughed at me.”

“ ‘Bugger off, Reg, you’ve got hammered every Friday night for the past 30 years’ he said to me. ‘Spiked drinks my arse, you’re just worried that now you’re a R.E.F.O.R.M. councillor, being an old piss-head is a bad look’ ”.

“Bloody cheek! Bloody two-tier policing, that’s what that is! Typical!”

While the physical side of the spiking took about a day to recover from, the emotional effect went on for weeks.

“I just lost trust in society around me,” he said. “I couldn't walk into a pub and have a few pints.  I just wanted to stay away from these sorts of places because it makes you realise how vulnerable you can be in these situations.”

“Well, until next Friday anyway…” 

From the real world comes an utterly unrelated story about yet another councillor from a certain political party. Given that it’s all gone quiet on the “local government efficiency’ front and they keep cancelling council meetings, they need to keep them in the public eye somehow, I suppose. So we get to be treated to a somewhat unlikely-sounding tale - all reported in a thoroughlycritical and incredulous fashion of course… 

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Grey Mondeo Man wrote:
“R.E.F.O.R.M. councillor gets shit-faced and makes up excuse of drink-spiking to try and save face”. And the MORON swallows it all, hook, line and (this comment has been cut as it breaches our community guidelines – Ed.)

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Neil Barse replied:
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Avinahandshandy wrote:
Yet another example of hate-filled far-leftist violence against a local moderate politician. These evil ultra left-wing violent thugs will stop at nothing too silence their opponents, even resorting too poisoning it seems. Cllr Scutter can count himself lucky to be alive and yet when he reported his near-death experience at hands of crazed ultra-left wing terrorists, St*rmer’s two-tier Stazi ignored the incident, being too busy protecting the human right of the millions of illegal immigrant thieves, drug-dealers and paedophile rapists that pour into the UK every week and are put up in luxury hotels while our pensioners and farmers starve too death as a result of Labour’s war on the people of Britain we need too rise up and overthrow our democratically-elected government and replace it with a R.E.F.O.R.M. dictatorship hate hate rant hate hate will of the people.

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Hate All Greens and Reds replied:
According too a real news station, Anti Asylum campaigners are being attacked by left wing thugs with sticks and rocks in Liverpool. So much for the tolerant left eh?

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Ed2468 Motorway replied:
The only evidence of these “attacks by left wing thugs” are allegations made by the far-right zealots themselves. No independent witnesses, no other evidence, just “their word for it”. But confected bollocks is always good enough for “real news stations” like GBNews and the Daily Express etc etc. – and you, obviously.
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