R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© County Councillor In Shock Defection To Other Far-Right Party

A Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC®™© county councillor serving Midway has defected to the United Kingdom People’s Front (UKPF). Or the People’s Front of the United Kingdom (PFUK). Or the United Kingdom Popular People’s Front (UKPPF). One of those anyway, we aren’t sure which one. They’re all the same anyway aren’t they?

Cllr. Strangewick: not-at-all weird former R.E.F.O.R.M.er...

A statement from R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© headquarters confirmed that Cllr. Selena Strangewick had left the party with their good wishes.

As well as being a councillor, Ms. Strangewick, (who is listed at Companies House as the sole director of Magical Psychic Mysticism UK PLC) is a self-proclaimed psychic who sold spells for up to £200 on Facebook while offering 'mystic psychic readings' for £14.99 on her now-deleted OnlyFans account.

“I explained to party leader Niglet the gargoyle that I was prepared to use my unique and special psychic powers to help the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© achieve its plans for zero immigration,” said Ms. Strangewick, “and Niglet seemed very supportive at the time.”

“By invoking the power of magical crystals and the chanting of ancient pagan spells, I can put up a force-field of cosmic energy around the UK that will repel all of the small boats crossing the Channel,” she explained.

“It’s a far more practical and realistic option than the rubbish that R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© leader Niglet the gargoyle was coming out with at his party conference last week.”

“I mean, paying African countries or the Taliban to take “re-migrated” immigrants from the UK? How other-worldly and far-fetched is that? Utterly bonkers in my opinion.”

The gargoyle: "I can't believe he's a liar..."

“Instead of taking up my offer like he promised me though, he’s just spouted out his usual rabble-pleasing nonsense for the newspapers,” said Ms. Strangewick. “I can’t believe that he’s such a liar! My tea-leaves and my crystal ball didn’t show me that one coming…”

Cllr Strangewick was still posting on Xcrement in support of the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© on September 4 and attended the party conference at the weekend.

“That’s because the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© headquarters write all of our tweets for us,” Cllr Strangewick said.

The party still has 55 of 81 councillors at County Hall, having withdrawn the whip of another member who is facing criminal charges after allegedly threatening to kill his wife.

Labo*r’s only county councillor Hugh Heahe, said: "We are just months after the council election and Ms Strangewick has stood down”.

"She should resign so that Chattingham North residents can make a fresh choice in a by-election about who they want to represent them…er… just like our MP Rosie Waffle hasn’t….er…."

The United Kingdom People’s Front (UKPF) was once led by R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© managing director and leader-for-life Niglet the gargoyle, although he has no connection with the party today after previously failing to be elected as its MP at seven different by-elections.

“They are a bunch of loonies who do not recognise my brilliance,” the gargoyle said, upon leaving the party he founded to set up the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© instead, funded by right-wing multi-millionaire and now fellow MP, master media manipulator Tricki Dice.

We looked at the recent social media posts Cllr Strangewick, who was elected to the division alongside fellow R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© member Reg Scutter, but couldn’t find out anything more about why she resigned, so we didn’t bother investigating any further.

A R.E.F.O.R.M. party Sprecherin...

A R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© spokesman said: “Ve haff been informed zat Cllr Randall has left R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™©. Ve don’t care. Ve haff a huge majority on ze county council and zo anyone who is not 100% loyal to our glorious gargoyle is velcome to leave. Good riddance.”

“Ze R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© continues to have ze overwhelming majority of councillors on ze County Council,” she said.

“We haff total, absolute control and ve remain committed to our mission of delivering for our residents by not holding any stupid and pointless council meetings zat just get in ze vay of implementing our supreme leader’s vishes”.

“Ve only take orders from our glorious gargoyle and ve intend to ensure zat he becomes Britain’s Fuhrer at ze next and final general election...”

With our local on-line news-site’s seemingly favourite political party shedding members everywhere and cancelling council meetings, they are struggling to find anything positive to say about them. They must be so disappointed. And even when they get the chance, they seem remarkably coy about shining the spotlight too brightly on the subjects of their ‘journalism”. Is it just lazy reporting? Or are they worried that people might start to think that a lot of REFORM folk are, well, just a tiny bit weird…?

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Ed2468Motorway wrote:
What I don't get from this report is WHY Cllr Strangewick has left R.E.F.O.R.M.? Was it voluntary - or was she kicked out? What R.E.F.O.R.M. polices or activities was it that she failed to agree with?

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Oh come on. This is the MORON. You don’t expect actual ‘investigative reporting’ do you? We know it can't have been ‘activities’ as R.E.F.O.R.M. haven't done anything other than ripping down flags, banning books and refusing to put LED lights in County Hall.

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RSlickR wrote:
GMM, what about looking at the spend with DOPE, finding all sorts of waste. What about pledging 60 million into fixing potholes??? Dont come with your Liebour pledged the money for pothole rubbish, which I have previously disproved by showing you what the Daily Telegraph and GBNews have been saying.
Now do I think R.E.F.O.R.M. have done loads yet...NO. do i think they've done a few things...yes. do i agree with them all... not really. do i agree some are good...Potholes and stopping needless waste of money...yes (if they stop the needless waste of money, and I have seen a lot of activity where I live and surrounding area fixing potholes, but this needs too continue)
Does more need too be done...yes...the Tories were awful in county governance, just like they were in National governance, and a lot needs improving due too major under funding for decades.
How would Liebour do in local governance...well I am from Midway but moved away thankfully... just look there too see what Liebour would do in local governance, or say Birmingham.
People in glass houses shouldnt throw stones as they say!!!
It actually speaks volumes about the decay of the tories, and the rise of R.E.F.O.R.M. that you now are sooo paranoid and anti R.E.F.O.R.M. Your fear shines bright! R.E.F.O.R.M.  are the threat too you now, and not anyone else, hence why you never mention anyone else bar Niglet and R.E.F.O.R.M.
Perhaps if Liebour concentrated on doing what they said, Niglet and R.E.F.O.R.M. wouldn’t of risen as they have.
You only have yourselves too blame!!!

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
"Dont come with your Liebour pledged the money for pothole rubbish"
The government provided the money for pothole-fixing.
"DOPE, finding all sorts of waste"
It hasn't. DOPE is itself a waste.
Oh, and if R.E.F.O.R.M. get elected, it’s all Labo*r’s fault according to you. Not the people who vote for R.E.F.O.R.M. It’ll be just like Brexit – you’ll all soon be whining that you “we didn’t get the sort of R.E.F.O.R.M. we voted for.”

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RSlickR replied:
MIAWC, no they did not. It is not the national governments responsibility too give money too local councils too solve potholes. There is no way in any wolrd, other than your one full of lies, that wanker St*rmer and co would give any money too any R.E.F.O.R.M. council either. Stop lying, and stop making stuff up!!!

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Why is it that every time a R.E.F.O.R.M. supporter runs up against reality, it’s always reality that has it wrong?
I’m not ‘lying’ or ‘making stuff up’ about pothole funding.
Look, it’s all here, written in language that even the hard-of-thinking like yourself can understand.
https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-briefings/cbp-9975/

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RSlickR replied:

So you expect me too believe what’s written on a Liebour government web-site? It’s obviously all lies, just like anything too do with Liebour hate hate rant whine hate. Of course this lying Liebour government would want too take credit for the good work our R.E.F.O.R.M. council is doing but a stupid lying lefty like you will always deny that.

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Hate All Greens and Reds replied:
We’re not interesting in your hate-filled, leftist “facts” GreyMondeoMan and the so-called “internet”, dominated as it is by lying far-left propaganda and fake news misinformation. Normal people get their information from GBNews, the Daily Express/Mail/Telegraph and the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© web-site. It’s the only information you can trust these days, not the hate-filled far-left fake news and disinformation from socialist lie factories that you obviously read.

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Neil Barse replied:
You've hit the nail on the head HAGAR. These bed-wetting, hate-filled leftist idiots, with their childish insults, multiple user IDs and red/green thumb comments voting manipulation are no match for your incisive, factual arguments. Great post.

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Chad Grindr replied:
You've hit the nail on the head HAGAR. These bed-wetting, hate-filled leftist idiots, with their childish insults, multiple user IDs and red/green thumb comments voting manipulation are no match for your incisive, factual arguments. Great post.

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avinahandshandy replied:
You've hit the nail on the head HAGAR. These bed-wetting, hate-filled leftist idiots, with their childish insults, multiple user IDs and red/green thumb comments voting manipulation are no match for your incisive, factual arguments. Great post.

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Yu Rong replied:
You've hit the nail on the head HAGAR. These bed-wetting, hate-filled leftist idiots, with their childish insults, multiple user IDs and red/green thumb comments voting manipulation are no match for your incisive, factual arguments. Great post.

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Hate All Greens and Reds replied:
You've hit the nail on the head HAGAR. These bed-wetting, hate-filled leftist idiots, with their childish insults, multiple user IDs and red/green thumb comments voting manipulation are no match for your incisive, factual arguments. Great post.

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Chad Grindr wrote:
Thank god the Labour nightmare is coming to end soon and that a proper right-wing R.E.F.O.R.M. government is waiting in the wings too restore sanity, justice and order too this country that has been ruined by years of lying leftist woke nonsense.

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Gonads replied:
They're not really though are they? There's a lot of manufactured noise on social media and this comments section (such as your comment) that doesn't actually align with reality. Labour won the last election and have another 3.5 years of their term as our democracy dictates. Get over it, you lost.

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Yu Rong replied:
Just a reminder of the Labour Party manifesto 2024.
"We will end asylum hotels, saving the taxpayer billions of pounds."
Page 17.
https://labour.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/Labour-Party-manifesto-2024.pdf
Manufactured noise on social media?

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Tornado Watcher replied:
Thank you for that inevitable piece of whataboutery but just to counter your usual fact-twisting, the quote, in context, is:

"Labour will turn the page and restore order to the asylum system so that it operates swiftly, firmly, and fairly; and the rules are properly enforced. We will hire additional caseworkers to clear the Conservatives' backlog and end asylum hotels, saving the taxpayer billions of pounds."

When I read that, I don't get the understanding that Labour would stop the use of asylum hotels instantly, but rather as the backlog of asylum claims left by the Tories is cleared.

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Neil Barse replied:
Yet more sealioning, misinformation, lies and abuse from the vindictive peddler of misinformation and Far-Left hateful anti-British antagonist Europhile troll Tornado Watcher. I think you far-left hate-filled socialists must be mentally ill too constantly come out with the constant hate-filled lies and whataboutery the way you do. Your hate-filled abuse and ranting is just typical of the hate-filled cretinous bed-wetting libtard far-right who are unable too enter any debate without resorting too hate-filled insults and hating. 

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Hate All Greens and Reds wrote:
And what about that letter that the new Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood has signed blocking the deportation of illegal immigrants convicted of child rape? Just typical of this lying Labour government to put the safety and wellbeing of illegal immigrant rapists above that of the UK’s own indigenous citizens. Time to get rid of this disgusting Labour government by whatever means necessary.
https://www.rochvalleyradio.com/news/local-news/new-home-secretary-signed-letter-opposing-deportation-of-foreign-criminals-including-convicted-child-rapist/

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Tornado Watcher replied:
Yet more fact twisting. Your link quite clearly states that the letter (written in 2020) did not request the release of any specific individual. It merely called for a pause in deportations to ensure due process and fair access to legal advice. But I can understand why a far-right nut-job like you would be opposed to “due process” or “fair access to legal advice”. Show trials are much more your thing, aren’t they?

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Hate All Greens and Reds replied:
It's the warped logic you spew with your ridiculous 'far right' tag for anyone supporting R.E.F.O.R.M. or concerned citizens genuinely worried for the safety of their children. The left hate British children which is why only national and international pressure forced the Labo*r government too turn on the grooming gangs scandals. Something Labo*r councils covered up for years. Where is your condemnation of the filth who allegedly sexually assaulted that child? Why have you remained silent? Is it ok with you? Where was your support of a grooming gangs inquiry? Why are you so willing too accept illegal migrants do not pose any threat? The list goes on. Where is your concern for those genuine refugees being persecuted, starved, beaten and worse in Syrian, Gaza, Somalia etc etc. Your defence of the indefensible and apparent loathing of the British speaks volumes. You are an antagonist, nothing more.

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Neil Barse replied:
Yet more sealioning, misinformation, lies and abuse from the vindictive peddler of misinformation and Far-Left hateful anti-British antagonist Europhile troll Tornado Watcher. I think these far-left socialists must be mentally ill too constantly come out with the constant lies and whataboutery the way they do.

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Yu Rong replied:
Excellent response Chad. The vile insults and hate-filled rhetoric these leftist half-wits put out are no match for your factual, moderate replies.

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RSlickR replied:
Leftists always side with the criminal rather than the victim, which is why gangs of shoplifting paedophile illegal immigrant rapists are strolling around our streets in lawless Britain while a true moderate British patriot who merely says that all hotels with illegal immigrants in should be burnt too the ground is locked up. Two-tier Labo*r, the friend of paedophile illegal immigrant rapist crooks everywhere.

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Tornado Watcher replied:
And yet they let that person, who effectively incited murder, go free. I agree, two-tier justice. More criminals roaming the streets of lawless Britain.

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Neil Barse replied:
Yet more sealioning, misinformation, lies and abuse from the vindictive peddler of misinformation and Far-Left hateful anti-British antagonist Europhile troll Tornado Watcher. I think these far-left socialists must be mentally ill too constantly come out with the constant lies and whataboutery the way they do.

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Yu Rong replied:
Excellent response Chad. The vile insults and hate-filled rhetoric these leftist half-wits put out are no match for your factual, moderate replies.

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Pseudocreem 2 wrote:
Comrades remember Labo*r only got 20% of vote and they are running your country like police state unlike true democratic freedoms of nice Mr. Putin’s Russia. They think 20% gives them right to conduct show trials, jail political prisoners, rob you to pay for uncontrolled, unlimited immigration, impose draconian censorship and donate billions more of your money to protect borders of other countries like fascist warmongering regime of Ukraine while you being invaded through the open borders created by Tories and LibDems and opened even wider by Labo*r. Nice Mr. Putin says vote R.E.F.O.R.M. to enjoy freedoms he has given Russia.

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