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Friday, August 9, 2024

Media Joy as Labour Councillor Suspended For Hate Speech

Evil Labo*r councillor caught in hate-filled rant. 

It had all gone quiet in UK politics after Snowflake St*rmer seized power last month. We had got used to the past 14 years of the Tories spouting blatant lies and racist xenophobia, stabbing each other in the back, looting the public purse to give taxpayer’s money to their chums, being investigated for bullying or sexual harassment, taking bungs from shady anonymous donors and just being generally obnoxious, cruel and incompetent.

So after weeks of ruling Labo*r politicians being polite, thoughtful and professional, we’re absolutely delighted to report that Sandeep Patel, a Midway Labour Councillor, has been arrested on suspicion of “encouraging murder” after a video of him appeared online calling for the throats of anti-immigration protesters to be cut.

The arrest comes after footage we circulated on social media this morning appeared to show the Midway councillor making inflammatory comments at a counter demonstration.

Videos had emerged on the not-at-all right-wing disinformation platform Xcrement (formerly Twatter) apparently showing the councillor blasting the people who had burned down his father’s shop in Liverpool and had also looted his brother’s store.

His own local store has also twice been wrecked by a drunk driver in past few months. He then goes on to say of the rioters: “I'm tired of constantly being threatened by right-wing thugs. I'm tired of my family and friends living in fear. I'm tired of these thugs vandalising and destroying my families' shops and their livelihoods. We work hard, we pay our taxes and most of the local community get on with us and appreciate us, irrespective of their race or the colour of their skin. These invaders are the illegal immigrants. They don't come from our local community, they just turn up, cause trouble and spread their poisonous hatred. I’ve had it up to here with people who seem to be above the law. They are disgusting, Nazi fascists, and we need to cut all their throats and get rid of them all. …”

Making a motion to his neck during the sentence, the man received cheers from local residents upon finishing his speech at the rally.

Niglet The Gargoyle: Yawn in the USA
After the video emerged (which only showed the last sentence of Mr. Patel's speech)  the owner of the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs ©™® UK party, Niglet the Gargoyle, took to Xcrement from his American hotel, claiming “all Labo*r councillors should be arrested, tried and sentenced to five years inside if a two tier legal system does not exist”.

Tagging in the Midway Police, he repeated: “Labour councillors should all be arrested. If not, we know there is two-tier policing.”

Midway Police tweeted this evening: “Just to stop that bloody gargoyle stirring the shit from his safe US hidey-hole, officers have arrested a man aged in his 50s at an address in Chattingham.”

“He was held on suspicion of encouraging murder and for an offence under the Public Order Act. He is currently in custody at Midway police station, as if we don’t have enough on our plate right now with right-wing thugs lobbing rocks at us, looting shops and trying to burn hotels down.”

“I expect we’ll let him go with a caution once things have calmed down.”

Two-tier policing is a criticism that has been levelled at the police by right-wingers who argue that the police are significantly harsher dealing with right-wing demonstrations than with left-wing demonstrations or ones with a large ethnic minority presence.

Sir Michael Grabber, Chief Constable for Midway, has previously rejected accusations of two-tier policing as “the sort of complete nonsense you’d read in the Daily Mail or on Xcrement”.

“We’ve just had some JustStopOil protesters banged up for five years just for even thinking about causing traffic jams, let alone torching cars and hotels, looting shops and beating up immigrants. So how’s that ‘Two-tier’?”

He said on Wednesday: “We have arseholes from either end of the political spectrum who like to throw accusations of bias at the police because we stand in the middle, we operate independently under the law without fear or favour. The truth is that we hate everybody, equally.”

The video been condemned by the Midway Labour Party.

Labour's Vic Marbles: Apologist for far-left terrorism
A statement from Vic Marbles, Leader of Midway’s Labo*r Council said: “We are aware of a video circulating on social media involving a member of Midway Labour Group.

“The behaviour displayed in the video is completely unacceptable. We can’t have our politicians losing their rag, no matter how much they and their constituents have been provoked by right-wing thugs, because that’s exactly what the UK and international right-wing media and their followers want. The member has now been suspended from the Labour Party.”

“It’s OK for someone like Robert Jenrick, a candidate for leadership of the Tory Party, to go around saying things like “any Muslim who shouts ‘God Is Great’ should be locked up”, because that’s the sort of laughable right-wing dog-whistle shit everybody expects him to say.”

“Our standards have to be higher, otherwise the right-wing media and their credulous followers will be all over us.”

 

Comments:

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Wankenator 2 wrote:

A Far-Left extremist in a position of power inciting people to "cut all their throats" should surely be treated as a 'terrorist' & feel the full force of the law accordingly. Of course, he hasn't actually hurt anyone or damaged property, but that doesn't matter does it? He's Labour and foreign-looking, so he must be a terrorist. Unless of course we are actually living in a two-tier society. Your move Kier Starmer, the world is watching...

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DailyMailBob wrote:

Glad he has been suspended, disgusting man this is a sign that the normal British people have had enough the government don't listen and we are being taken over in this country it's not right what happened to those 3 kids was what broke the straw on the camels back I don't support violence but no one is listening we have be come a do gooder country to the detriment of our own someone has to step up people would say racism etc etc this is a strong word to call people and should not be used lightly these people are not racists they are realistic and this county has gone down the pan since we have had open boarders we are letting in all the old **** and our buildings turned into mosques and our young generation can't wear a cap in a shop because of crime and having to identify a Person but these women are aloud to wear a burka which sometimes covers the whole face except the eyes this I find not acceptable could be anyone under that covering it seems you can rule countries rules by a religious belief is disgusting to me one rule for one one rule for another like the protesters are saying ENOUGH IS ENOUGH all I hear all the time is racist and it sickens me most people are not racist we all have friends from all walks of life but some just dont integrate into society and what to live a diff lifestyle to how we live in Great Britain plus what do these people bring to our economy they also bring crime and a diff culture some are aloud to use the word racist but some are not is this right we are used as a country and we need to look after our future generations who live work hard in this country we don't breed like other cultures either they have plus 5 kids a lot of the time no fathers around or lots of diff fathers our culture is shrinking in this country just look at the schools.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:

You right-wingers really struggle with punctuation don’t you? Do you really think anyone could make sense of your rant?

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Neil Barse replied:

You greymondeoman expose yourself every day as the hate filled Far Left anti British antagonist troll. You are definitely condoning this Labo*r MP’s disgusting incitement to murder. You should be made to share a cell with him, as it looks like you both share the same ideology.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:

Er, not sure how you come to those conclusions but when did you far-rightists ever need logic or reason for your beliefs? And the man is a Labo*r councillor by the way, but don’t let facts get in the way of your rant.

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Neil Barse replied:

A typically stupid reply from the typically stupid remoaning socialist La**or-supporting woke snowflake that is GreyMondeoMan. Like all lazy parasitic leftist scum, you are a blight on society and as such are unable to hold any sort of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults. Crawl away and die, you tofu-eating, Guardian-reading pillock.

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Kent’s Greatest Prick Ever wrote:

It is hard to fathom the stupidity and the levels of hate you have to be carrying in your backpack to do this. Except, of course, if it’s by a Tory politician, in which case they are only expressing the views of the majority of the electorate, who were obviously too stupid, plebian and lazy to vote Tory at the last election. I have no time for Two Tier, Take the Knee St*rmer but he must be pulling his hair out that at a time when he needs the ducks to sit in a line and behave this clown and the racist tweet from Midway's new MP have come along.

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AudiDriver88mph wrote:

Labo*r types being Lab*ur types. The left being the left.
When is he being arrested for incitement? They're rushing through everyone else.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:

Try reading the report.
“Officers have arrested a man aged in his 50s at an address in Chattingham”.
Rushed through enough for you?

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Yu Rong replied:

How does it go? Oh yes. You far left excuser. In fact far left extremism excuser.

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Chad Grindr replied:

These are not riots, they are merely protesters expressing their perfectly justifiable opinions, unlike Mr. Patel’s far-left terrorist chums from Just Stop Oil, who have quite rightly just been jailed for five years for even just threatening to cause mass traffic disruption. Looting shops, assaulting the police or attempting to burn down a hotel full of immigrants and their children all pale into insignificance when compared with the heinous crimes of JSO.

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Pseudocreem 2 wrote:

Comrades, dear Mr. Putin says for you to vote REFORM in the next elections because all Russian oligarch money is good for UK, which will be good news for all the Russian internet trolls and dear Mr. Putin.

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