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| Simon Goebbels |
As ever, turnout will be key and Simon Goebbels provides a guide to
make sure you get the chance to vote for the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing
Maniacs UK PLC ©™® Party…
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| Gargoyle: Guaranteed click-bait... |
That’s why we want Niglet the Gargoyle’s Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK PLC ©™® Party to do really well at the KCC elections.
Then we can put up loads more click-bait when their loopy councillors inevitably start saying outrageously rabid right-wing shit, fighting amongst themselves and wrecking the local county economy even more than the current Tory administration has done for the past fifty years.
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| Ang*la R*yner: Wicked Labo*r witch... |
This, of course, is all part of an evil communist plot to place all local authorities under the jackboot of socialist dictator K*ir St*rmer and his henchmen.
So here are some important questions:
How can I ensure that the MORON political coverage is all about the Really
Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK PLC ©™® Party?
Simple. The only choice is to vote for Niglet the Gargoyle’s Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK PLC ©™® Party, which is why we’ve been banging on about him, slagging off Labo*r at every available opportunity and ignoring every other party.
Can I vote by post?
Yes, but only if you plan to vote for the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK PLC ©™® Party.
Is it possible for someone to cast my vote for me?
Yes. It is called a proxy vote where someone can go to the polling station on your behalf to vote for the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK PLC ©™® Party, perhaps because you may not be around at the time of the election - for instance, if you are receiving psychiatric treatment for thinking about not voting for the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK PLC ©™® Party.
When is polling day and where do I go?
If you are going to vote for the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK PLC ©™® Party, then Polling day is Thursday, May 1, 2025. More than 800 polling stations will be open across the county between 7am and 10pm. If you aren’t going to vote for the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK PLC ©™® Party, then Polling day is on March 32nd between 27pm and 37am.
Do I need to bring photo ID with me?
If you are voting for the Really
Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK PLC ©™® Party , then Yes. You will need a
photo ID, such as a driving licence or passport.
A senior bus pass is also a valid form of ID , as is a EU driving licence
Otherwise no, you’ll be fine, honestly.
Just remember, it’s vital that you go out and vote for the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK PLC ©™® Party, because they are the only party that generate the page-views we crave when we slavishly report whatever Niglet the Gargoyle does and says.
In the real world, a certain local news-site writes an unusually (for them) politically neutral article which got very little interest, judging by the lack of troll response. So it’ll be back to plugging REFORM again….
Comments:
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moderate comments. However, we may edit or delete them, or manipulate the
voting on them in order to reflect our editorial policy.
Gorden Bellend wrote:
Everyone!
Please vote for the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK PLC ©™® Party so
we might only have a mildly disastrous council in
Never mind the Tory legacy of a tanking
Who cares about the deteriorating international geopolitical situation?
Stopping a few forreners coming over the Channel to the
Niglet the Gargoyle says he will stop them and I believe him, because I have no sense of pattern recognition or recollection of past events and behaviours.
So vote for the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK PLC ©™® Party.
I am not sure that REFORM UK PARTY PLC©™® are a (this comment has been cut because it does not meet our community guidelines – the Editor).
Neil Barse replied:
Yet more tedious insults, lies and sealioning from GreyMondeoMan. I think you
leftists must be mentally ill to constantly come out with the lies and
whataboutery the way you do. It is obvious to anyone who isn’t a completely
moronic, bed-wetting leftist cretin that this Labour government is a complete
disaster for the
Chad Grinder replied:
I totally agree Neil. These far-left socialists are complete idiots and should
not be allowed to clutter up the comments section with their increasingly
boring, repetitive and fact-free assertions and insults.
Yu Rong replied:
I totally agree
RSlickR replied:
I totally agree
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Super Small Dick
wrote:
Labo*r have been in for nearly nine months now and everything is still shite
just like it was under the last government of Blair and Brown. In that time,
millions of illegal immigrants have crossed the channel in small boats and are
being kept in luxury hotels while millions of pensioners freeze to death and
homeless farmers are sleeping on the streets after being kicked off their land
because they can’t afford to pay their inheritance tax. My local Tory
councillor told me that St*rmer is now planning to put VAT up to 100% in order
to fund free driving lessons for illegal immigrants. Vote REFORM UK PARTY PLC©™®.
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Notasoviet Resident
wrote:
Comrades, dear Mr. Putin says for you to vote REFORM UK PARTY PLC©™® in next
elections because all other political England parties will introduce
anti-democratic police state dictatorships unlike truly free Russia as run by
champion of democratic freedoms dear Mr. Putin and his Russian oligarch friends
whose money is good for
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May Duppname wrote:
It will only get worse under Labo*r, we must vote them out. They are spending £
millions on asylum seekers and illegals and that's why council taxes are
increasing and services are being reduced. Vote Gargoyle.
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Hugh Issie wrote:
I personally want to see firm action on the illegal immigration. I hate what
the government have done to the taxpayer. In housing them. Would they take up
arms to defend
They done nothing for this country
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Brian Ratt wrote:
Lab*
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Boring Welsh Tory
wrote:
You will need a photo ID, such as a driving licence or passport.
A senior bus pass is also a valid form of ID and as it's local elections an EU
driving licence is valid.
I know it said that in the article above but I just like to regurgitate stuff I
google on the internet so that I can look smarter than everyone else on here.
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Gonads replied:
Didn’t work, did it? As usual, you just look like a knobhead.
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Gonads wrote:
Anyone voting for the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC™©®
is delusional, a private company run by millionaires, who blame everything on
immigration. Don't be fooled by these snake oil salesmen, who are (this comment has been edited as it does meet
our community standards – the Editor).
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SuperSmallDick wrote:
REFORM UK PARTY PLC©™® say they will stop all immigration overnight and I
believe them. After all, they said Brexit would be good for the
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