A billboard mocking Easgon Nutz, linking him to the far-right and urging people not to buy his Tossla electric cars, has been erected in a Midway town.
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| Evil unfunny demented left-wing propaganda... |
The sign in Claptout-On-Sea features the now-infamous photo of controversial businessman Eesgon Nutz stretching his arm out at a rally - which has been likened by demented lefties to a Nazi salute - accompanied by the words "Eesgon Nutz Isn’t Very Nice – Don’t Buy A Tossla".
News of the installation on the corner of the High Street came as it was reported that President Donald Turnip has told his Cabinet and inner circle that Nutz is stepping back from his role as a special government far-right loony.
The Tossla and SpacedOUT founder was scheduled to step down in May but is now leaving early, reports claim.
Locals say they were "shocked" to see the sign.
Matthew Yapper, a restaurateur and property developer from Chattingham, witnessed the billboard being installed last week and was immediately taken aback by its message.
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| Matthew Yapper: "Horrified"... |
"I was absolutely horrified when I saw what they were putting up.”
The 51-year-old compared the billboard’s message to propaganda tactics.
“I looked at it and thought, this is clearly an example of evil far-left communism in the sense of repeating a lie about someone until people believe it,” he added.
“I mean, everybody knows that Mr. Nutz was just waving to his old Mum during President Turnip’s inauguration ceremony” said Mr. Yapper.”
He also questioned the process behind how the billboard was approved, saying: “You have to go through certain channels to get a billboard up, and I wondered what channels had been gone through here to allow such a thing.”
“Things like Brexit billboards were obviously all checked for factual accuracy and were sponsored by right-wing organisations, so they must be OK.”
“So how dare a bunch of demented lefties use billboards to poke fun at respected right-wing businessmen like Eesgon Nutz? Anything that I don’t like is an abuse of freedom of speech and should therefore be taken down immediately.”
The billboard has become a hot topic of conversation amongst a few Daily Telegraph readers in Claptout-On-Sea who need their daily fix of confected right-wing outrage.
“Even a lot of people here who probably follow more left-wing politics are quite shocked by it too,” he commented. “Or at least, me and my chums at the local Conservative Club think they should be. Not that I’ve spoken to any of them. Bloody demented lefties, why would anyone want to talk to them anyway, let alone listen to them?”
In an attempt to get some answers that he could then rant about, Mr
Yapper reached out to Crystal Groove — a company that manages billboards across
Mr Yapper explained: “I actually phoned them up and tried to speak to someone in regards to who covers Kent, and they had the cheek to tell me it was a spoof ad paid for by a group called ‘We Don’t Like Eesgon Nutz”, that there was still a thing in England called ‘Freedom Of Speech’ and if I didn’t like it I could always vote REFORM.”
The Chattingham resident believes the issue raises larger questions.
“Free speech is a precious thing,” he said.
“Why should obviously demented lefties be allowed to abuse it by putting up stuff that right-wing businessmen like me don’t approve of. It’s a disgrace.”
In
the real world, a certain local news outlet takes the confected outrage of one local (right-wing?) “horrified”
property developer and confuses it with the opinions of every other local
resident, none of whom their “journalist” appears to have even spoken to. What
could be the reason behind such a hysterical and bizarrely one-sided view of a
minor bit of piss-taking? As for more information about the activities of the
group behind the protest ad, a simple internet search seems
to be beyond their investigative abilities…
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Tornado watcher wrote:
This seems to be a rather hysterical and one-sided report of
what is a minor (this comment has been
edited as it does not meet our community guidelines – the Editor)
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Chad Grindr wrote:
What about worrying about what is currently happening in
this country?
Winter fuel payments removed from pensioners resulting in an estimated 4000
deaths
Criminals let out of prison early before completing their sentences
Refusal to hold a public enquiry child sexual grooming
Cuts to vital services for vulnerable people
Student tuition fees raised
Civil unrest
More anti social behaviour
Taxes for working people Increasing
Increasing illegal immigration
Corrupt politicians
Oh well, I guess these things don't fit the agenda of those deranged leftie dimwits
that paid for this silly poster;-)
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Yu Rong replied:
Yes, but Labour are more
concerned you should be looking across the
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Tornado Watcher replied:
That’s a lot of whataboutery in
one comment,
As for your other “worries”, were things really any better under the Tories?
Oh, thought not.
Truth is, someone is poking fun at one of your heroes and like all
right-wingers, the one thing you lot really don’t like is being laughed at…
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Ed 2468motorway replied:
Please explain how any of the
things you listed are anything to do with a spoof ad mocking Eesgon Nutz, which
I believe was the subject of this story.
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Yu Rong replied:
Ooooh get you and your tantrums. Eeesgon Nutz is a champion of true free speech
and therefore any mockery of him should be silenced.
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Neil Barse replied:
A typical comment from a far-left socialist, whose powers of understanding are
so limited that they have to ask idiotic questions in order to clarify what is
obvious to 99% of the population i.e. anything deranged lefties say should be
shut down to prevent the erosion of free speech
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Chad Grinder replied:
I totally agree Neil. These far-left socialists are complete idiots and should
not be allowed to clutter up the comments section with their fact-free
assertions and insults.
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Yu Rong replied:
I totally agree
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Chad Grinder replied:
I totally agree Yu Rong. These far-left socialists are complete idiots and
should not be allowed to clutter up the comments section with their repetitive
fact-free assertions and insults.
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Neil Barse replied:
I’m afraid Ed 2468 is just a bitter and twisted leftist Labo*r loser, spreading
lies and whataboutery. A bitter lonely insidious individual who's mental
instability is getting worse by the day, due to the fact they fail to annoy anyone
with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory posting. Completely
expected every time he posts on here.
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Chad Grinder replied:
I totally agree Neil. These far-left socialists are complete idiots and should
not be allowed to clutter up the comments section with their increasingly
boring, repetitive and fact-free assertions and insults.
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Yu Rong replied:
I totally agree
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Neil Barse replied:
Chad/Yu Rong - do not waste your effort trying to engage leftist idiots like Ed
2468 in rational debate. They deserve only insults, random distraction issues,
whataboutery and gaslighting. This involves no rational thought whatsoever,
which should not be wasted on demented leftists who disagree with us. This will
ensure that wishy-washy, woke snowflakes will be driven away, meaning that WE
WIN all of the time.
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OldSchoolNutter wrote:
Makes me kind of want to buy a Tossla just to get the deranged
lefties all foaming at the mouth.
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Gonads replied:
Oh please go and buy one. Please. Then
we can laugh at you some more.
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Gonads wrote:
What's the problem? It's a form of free speech, so I'm
afraid those who don't like it will just have to (this comment has been edited as it does not conform to our community
guidelines – The Editor)
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Auntie Nartsie wrote:
If a person did that for real on the High street they would
be arrested.
Councils frown upon those that fly union Jacks or St Georges day flags.
Two Tier Country, different laws for different people.
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Gonads replied:
It’s called ‘free speech’ Auntie.
I thought you approved of free speech.
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Auntie Nartsie replied:
It’s only free speech if I agree
with it. Otherwise it’s just hate-filled far-left propaganda which should be
banned and the perpetrators sent to jail for five years just like those vicious
and evil leftie Just Stop Oil terrorists. What part of “free” don’t you
understand?
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Auntie Nartsie wrote:
Which brainless idiots allowed it to be printed and
displayed?
Or is it rules only apply when it suits?
Get it down and prosecute.
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Grey Mondeo Man wrote:
What could possibly link a Nazi-saluting bloke to the far
right?
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Neil Barse replied:
Didn’t you read the article? It
wasn’t a Nazi salute, he was just waving to his Mum. Typical twisting of the
truth by the typically stupid Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile
troll that is Grey Mondeo
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Gordon Bellend replied:
The left go with anything the
media instructs them to. They do not have the capacity to think. They just
follow mindlessly.
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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
It's true. The left just do what
they are told to by the Daily Mail, the Daily Telegraph, the Times, the Sun,
the Daily Express and the Spectator.
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Neil Barse replied:
You forgot to mention your
favourite rags greymondeoman, The Morning Star, The Socialist Worker, Mirror
and the Guardian. Next you'll be claiming that someone waving to their mum is a
Nazi salute. Oh you already do when it suits your agenda.
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Donutwankery wrote:
What is bad about Eesgon Nutz? Sacking the entire
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SuperSmallDick wrote:
Has anybody mention illegal immigrants yet?
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Gonads replied:
No. We were all waiting for your
usual pointless and irrelevant rant.
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SuperSmallDick wrote:
Meanwhile, another 800,000 Albanian shoplifters crossed the channel in small
boats last week and are being housed in luxury hotels while all of our
pensioners freeze to death even though its Spring and our farmers are reduced
to living in tents as a result of being evicted from their land because they
cannot afford to pay their IHT bills. Four more years of Starmer’s communist
dictatorship, then I can vote REFORM.
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Notasoviet Resident
wrote:
Comrades, dear Mr. Putin says for you to vote REFORM in next elections because
all other political
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