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Wednesday, April 23, 2025

R.E.F.O.R.M. UK PLC©™® Party Candidates In Kent Targeted By Far-Left Thugs

This time next week, residents will be heading out to vote in the County Council elections.

Polls have predicted that the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK PLC©™® Party are heading for a landslide victory and will capture a council that has been under Tory control since 1997.

The Gargoyle: A clear winner...
Party company owner and its leader-for-life Niglet the Gargoyle has been given time off by his master, US President Donald Turnip, and has ignored his Midway constituents in Claptout-On-Sea to visit Midway and spout off about illegal immigrants, even though the County Council elections can have no impact on migrant policy whatsoever.

But incredibly, it seems not everyone is happy about the prospect of his party transforming the local political landscape on May 1.

In the past few weeks, the property of two Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK PLC©™® Party candidates in Kent has been targeted by vicious far-left vandals.

Nazi memorabilia collector and seller Chad Barse is standing for the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK PLC©™® Party in Midway South and had filled the windows of his shop in Chattingham Road with promotional material.

Shop window totally destroyed by ultra-left-wing extremist thugs...

But over the Easter weekend, a sticker with a swastika on it was put on the bottom-left of the shop window.

“I am angry,” the 60-year-old said. “I am not a Nazi. That is all they can say – that I’m a Nazi, fascist and racist.

Mr. Barse: Not a Nazi...
“Just because I like dressing up in Nazi uniforms and jackboots, complaining loudly about ‘illegal Muslim invaders’ and their far-left, woke traitor sympathisers, giving Nazi salutes and shouting ‘Sieg Heil’ doesn’t make me a Nazi.”

CCTV shows two masked and hooded vandals targeting the shop at 10.30pm on Sunday.

“People are scared I might be elected as I am very well known locally,” Mr. Barse added.

“The local community can decide if they want me in Midway or not, not some Nazi sticker. It is implying I am a Nazi. I find it offensive. The sticker that is, not being a Nazi. Which I’m not.”

The stickers are a take on the “Tidyman” symbol, with the litter replaced by a swastika.

Evil unfunny far-left violent graffiti...
Mr. Barse added: “I 100% believe in free speech, except if you say something we don’t agree with.”

“You don’t start throwing disgusting comments at the opposition, even if they are a bunch of cretinous unwashed bed-wetting woke namby-pamby greenie leftist scumbags who will all be deported to Rwanda when we get to be in charge."

“These ultra-violent far-left terrorists try to scare you not to stand. Some people are even saying that they don’t want to vote for the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK PLC ©™® Party as they don’t want to be branded a Nazi. Can you believe it? Sieg Heil! Whoops, didn’t mean that, just a nervous twitch…”

Supt. Grabber: Aware...
A police spokesman says local officers in Folkestone have been made aware of a sticker placed on a shop window in Chattingham Road.

“Inquiries will be carried out to determine whether any criminal offences have been committed,” said Midway Police Superintendent Mike Grabber, “although quite frankly, we’ve got better things to do rather than waste our time finding out who stuck a little sticker on a shop window.”

Another Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK PLC ©™® Party candidate, Tony Swiss, says his campaign material - displayed by supporters in the Midway East division - has been targeted by balaclava-clad yobs.

“It started more than six weeks ago,” the 50-year-old HR manager said.

Tony Swiss: "Frightening..."
“The first time, a supporter wanted me to put a campaign board and a couple of posters on her fence.

“But then someone started writing ‘Gargoyle Go Home To The USA’, or ‘Putin’s Patsy’ on them.

“I started replacing them but it was absolutely ridiculous. It’s absolutely disgusting and very frightening.”

“About two weeks ago, I put a wildlife camera in the tree so I have footage of people doing it.”

“They were turning up wearing Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK PLC ©™® Party balaclavas and Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK PLC ©™® Party t-shirts, and the wording became more derogatory.”

“In the footage, you can hear them on the phone saying ‘this will give us something to blame the lefties for so that we can play the victim and get the press on our side’, so it is quite an organised gang,” Mr Swiss added.


A Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK PLC ©™® Party spokesman said: "Put plainly, these evil far-left thugs that are terrorising our candidates are a threat to democracy.”

“We applaud Mr. Barse and Mr. Swiss for being true British patriots who are sticking their heads above the parapet and standing up for their country against a tidal wave of far-left violence and intimidation."

In other news, some posters for other political parties were also vandalised.

In addition, the Labo*r offices in Rainingham were fire-bombed, the LibDem office windows in Chattingham were smashed in and staff at the Green Party headquarters in Stroochester were threatened and abused by a balaclava-clad gang of a dozen of so individuals wielding base-ball bats.

But as none of those parties generate the clicks that articles about the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK PLC ©™® Party do, we didn’t bother reporting any of that. 

In the real world, yet another over-reaction to some fairly trivial slights against their favourite sort of would-be politicians scores click-bait gold (see here for an earlier example). It seems that some of the candidates at next month’s KCC elections are finding the rough and tumble of UK politics to be a little bit too much for them. Apparently, a bit of graffiti or a few stickers on their campaign material is a vicious threat to free-speech and democracy. Really? Who’d have thought they’d be such thin-skinned snowflakes…? 

Comments:

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Chad Grindr wrote:
A terrifying example of two-tier policing under two-tier free gear Starmer and his henchmen in the judiciary. Left-wing violence is endemic in this country and nothing is being done to stop it. The police are refusing to investigate this latest example of destruction of property by ultra-left wing fanatics. Yet last summer, when true patriots tried to speak out and defend the UK’s democracy from the invading tide of immigrants with a little harmless arson, looting and stone-throwing, the full weight of law is brought down upon them. It is time the far-left in this country was held to account, yet Herr Starmer and his Stazi are giving their storm-troopers a free rein it seems, with any opposition being brutally crushed or censored.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
It is difficult to know where to start with your latest batch of lies, exaggerations and (this comment has been cut because it does not meet our community standards – the Editor)

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Yu Rong replied:
Ooooh get you and your tantrums

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Chad Grindr replied:
I fully expect GMM to support all acts of ultra-left wing violence and vandalism, as his never-ending stream of shouty abuse, threats, gas-lighting and disinformation on here demonstrates. A typical SHOUTY LEFTIST LOON WHO SHOULD BE SHOT AND THEN DEPORTED BACK TO MOTHER RUSSIA!!!

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Tornado Watcher replied:
So anyone who disagrees with you must be silenced, yes? Free speech is a one-way street for you right-wingers, isn’t it? For once (this comment has been cut as it does not agree with our editorial policy – Ed.).

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Neil Barse replied:
At last Tornado Watcher confesses the truth about themselves before slinking away to stew in his own UK-hating demented leftist bile. A bitter lonely insidious individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due to the fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory posting. Completely expected every time Tornado Watcher posts on here. As usual, I win the argument by my relentlessly logical and calm, reasoned, factual responses, unlike the hate-filled rants of far-leftist Guardian-reading pillocks like Tornado Watcher.

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Tornado Watcher replied:
You and your fellow right-wing commentators here seldom offer anything but abuse when the arguments go against you. THAT is the most depressing thing about this forum.

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Neil Barse replied:
Typical lies and whataboutery from a bitter and twisted leftist Labo*r loser. I think you leftists must be mentally ill to constantly come out with the lies and whataboutery the way you do. And what about Labo*r’s secret plans to imprison all opponents in internment camps eh? Eh? That’s a plan that I’m sure you cretinous, unwashed far-left UK haters would approve of.

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Auntie Nartsie wrote:
A typical example of two-tier justice. It seems that the vandalising of R.E.F.O.R.M. UK PLC ©™® Party property isn’t worth investigating, but if someone writes a few hurty words on social media then the police are all over them.

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Gonads replied:
Yet if someone puts hurty words on a little sticker, you go screaming for the police to take action? You seem confused.

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Auntie Nartsie replied:
It’s perfectly clear. If I approve of things, then that’s OK. If I don’t, then the police need to bring the full force of law in to stop people saying or doing things I don’t approve of. That’s what free speech is all about. Or at least it will be if the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK PLC ©™® Party get elected, which is how it should be.

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Gonads replied:
Ah, right. Far-right, in fact.

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Notasoviet Resident wrote:
Comrades Labo*r used lies and disinformation to trick their way into power and have been attacking UK population ever since by doing things they had promised not to I cannot think of any other government in world which has passed legislation which they know will kill most vulnerable people in society like pensioners who will die if they withdrew the Winter Fuel Allowance now they are attacking poor millionaire farmers and billionaire rentier landowners like my wealthy friends from beloved Russia. Who will be next? The rest of the world is looking on with horror as political opponents and journalists in UK are thrown in jail for social media posts and journalists are threatened by St*rmer and bully boys of his regime what UK needs is fairness and freedom of true democracy as offered in homeland by dear Mr. Putin and his patriotic rich oligarch friends rather than gangster regime of Ke*r St*rmer. UK is becoming known for totalitarian gangster politics and it is not a good look so comrades vote for Mr. Gargoyle who will bring true freedoms to UK like those we enjoy in Russia

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Super Small Dick wrote:
My local Tory councillor tells me that anyone in the UK who doesn’t swear an oath of loyalty to Keir Starmer and the Labour government will be sent to secret internment camps that are being built in the Falkland Islands. Meanwhile, millions of illegal immigrants crossing the Channel in small boats every week get to be housed in luxury hotels at the taxpayer’s expense. What a shambles. Four more years of this turgid drivel, that’s assuming Keir Starmer doesn’t cancel all elections. I look forward to voting for the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK PLC ©™® Party

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