Chattingham Mum-Of-Six Left Shocked After Discovering ‘Massive’ Cheerio In Cereal From Asda

A young Mum-of-six was given food for thought while eating breakfast and watching the news - when she discovered a “massive” three-inch cheerio in her cereal bowl.

Mandy Gormless - "wants compensation"..

Mandy Gormless (23), from Chattingham, says a report on the TV about the US President was trumped by the sight of the monster cheerio.

The 23-year-old had just got up for breakfast at 11 am.

But she had barely begun tucking into her Cheerios- which she had bought from Asda in Chattingham - when she realised one stood out from the rest.

Mandy said: “The social services had already got my kids off to school for me so I was the only person in the house eating breakfast.”

“I was watching the eleven o’clock news and there was a story on about Donald Trump.”

“Then I saw I had this monster Cheerio in my dish. I was shocked, I could have choked on it.”

Giant Cheerio shock horror ordeal...

“Now I’m suffering from Post-Traumatic Giant Cheerio Stress Disorder Syndrome. I keep seeing giant Cheerios everywhere now, thanks to Asda.”

“I want compensation.”

A spokesperson for Asda said they had already received a complaint from Ms. Gormless.

“When we asked for proof of purchase however, Ms. Gormless became abusive, saying that “if that was our f**king attitude, she’d do her f**king shoplifting from f**king Sainsbury’s in future,” the spokesperson explained.

“So we’re calling that a ‘win-win’ for our Customer Services department”.

More cutting-edge journalism from the real world. Makes the World Weekly News look like the Times. Actually, thinking about it, these days…

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Troy Tempest wrote:
Worth every penny of the subscription charge. Not. Honestly, how is this news and (this comment has been edited as it does conform to our community guidelines – the Editor).

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Midway in my DNA wrote:
What a load of bollocks from the MORON. Find some real news if you are going to have the sheer cheek to ask us to pay for this utter (this comment has been edited as it does conform to our community guidelines – the Editor).

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Stonehengesteve wrote:
I think we all know, this is a coded message from Elvis on Mars. Actually, that would make more sense than this pile of (this comment has been edited as it does conform to our community guidelines – the Editor)

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Honestly wrote:
This looks like a mini-doughnut has been put on top of a bowl of Cheerios by a chancer trying to blag a few freebies and five minutes of fame. And the MORON gives these pathetic idiots a platform and then tries to charge us to view this dross? They must think we’re (this comment has been edited as it does conform to our community guidelines – the Editor)

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Chad Grindr replied:
Looks like a typical lazy self-entitled Labo*r voter to me. Sort of stupid thing a Labo*r voter would do.

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Gonads replied:
Says a Brexit supporter. How’s that working out by the way?

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OhWhatever wrote:
MORON have a word with yourself. This “dozy woman puts doughnut on Cheerios so she can try it on with a supermarket” article is behind your really-not-difficult-to-bypass paywall? And you want people to PAY to access this stuff? You must be having a (this comment has been edited as it does conform to our community guidelines – the Editor)

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Checkinout the Weatherchart wrote:
This is absolutely why I think the MORON subscription fee is totally justified. HaHaHa.

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Random Lookaround wrote:
Wow how can this even be a news story? She is certainly doing a lot to stereotype a certain look.

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Spicegirl wrote:
And this is news FFS?
Yawn yawn (this comment has been edited as it does conform to our community guidelines – the Editor)

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