As part of our unbiased political coverage in the run-up to the county council elections, we speak to the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK PLC ©™® Party candidate for Midway North, Mr. E. L. Wisty...
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“The county council is effectively bankrupt and there are no signs that central government is going to bail them out.”
“KCC is facing the prospect of having to cut all sorts of social services, from libraries to swimming pools and social care.”
“The Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK PLC©™® Party don’t have an answer to any of this, of course.”
“So instead, we are going to concentrate on completely confected issues that appeal to our core audience of credulous pensioners and right-wing conspiracy nut-jobs.”
“That’s why we at the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK PLC ©™® Party are asking:
WHAT IS KEIR STARMER DOING ABOUT THE HOARDES OF INVISIBLE NUDISTS THAT ARE ROAMING OUR STREETS AND INVADING OUR HOMES AND HOUSES?”
“ ‘Invisible nudists?’ I hear you ask.”
“ ‘What fresh hell is this?’ you might say.”
R.E.F.O.R.M. UK PARTY PLC©™®: KCC campaign video...
“Well, most of our supporters are old enough to remember the 1960s and 1970s TV programme, ‘The Invisible Man’. It featured some poor soul who, as a result of some bizarre misfortune, had become invisible. He had to walk around wearing gloves and bandages and such like, but when he took them off along with all of his clothes, he was completely invisible!”
“But what if those circumstances were actually commonplace? There could be thousands of such people out there, wandering around in the nude, spying on us and poking around in our houses. AND WE WOULDN’T KNOW THEY WERE THERE!!!”
“This is what the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK PLC ©™® Party always do, of course – that is, campaign on the back of a confected distraction issue that allows us to side-step genuine problems and instead rant about an invented scenario that is emotive enough to get the credulous masses angry and convince them that the government is doing nothing to satisfy those emotionally-driven needs.”
“Immigration has been a
spectacularly successful example of that for us. Only 5% of the
“And a significant number are falling for it, getting angry and venting their confected anger upon the elected government, just like they did for Brexit”.
“These people tend to be well-off and not-too-bright xenophobic pensioners, which is why the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK PLC ©™® Party are putting a significant effort into campaigning in seaside towns that tend to have a high population of old, well-off and not-too-bright xenophobic pensioners.”
“So remember, only the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK PLC ©™® Party are offering to tackle the menace of invisible nudists. Vote for us if you want to stop these gangs of invisible perverts invading our privacy! You know it makes sense!”
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Gorden Bellend wrote:
Everyone!
Please vote for the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK PLC ©™® Party
so we might only have a mildly disastrous council in
Never mind the Tory legacy of a tanking
Who cares about the deteriorating international geopolitical situation?
Stopping invisible nudists from spying on us is the only thing that matters.
Niglet the Gargoyle says he will stop them and I believe him, because I have no sense of pattern recognition or recollection of past events and behaviours.
So vote for the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK PLC ©™® Party.
Who on earth could possibly believe this utterly demented load of (this comment has been cut because it does not meet our community guidelines – the Editor).
Neil Barse replied:
Yet more tedious insults, lies and sealioning from GreyMondeoMan. I think you
leftists must be mentally ill to constantly come out with the lies and
whataboutery the way you do. It is obvious to anyone who isn’t a completely
moronic, bed-wetting leftist cretin that this Labour government is in complete
denial about the dangers posed by hoards of invisible nudists roaming the
streets totally uncontrolled. Labo*r need to removed from power as soon as
possible.
I totally agree Neil. These far-left socialists are complete idiots and should not be allowed to clutter up the comments section with their increasingly boring, repetitive and fact-free assertions and insults.
I totally agree
I totally agree
Super Small Dick
wrote:
Labo*r have been in for nearly nine months now and everything is still shite
just like it was under the last government of Blair and Brown. In that time,
millions of invisible nudists are wandering around everywhere while millions of
pensioners freeze to death and homeless farmers are sleeping on the streets
after being kicked off their land because they can’t afford to pay their
inheritance tax. My local Tory councillor told me that St*rmer is now planning
to abolish the state pensions so he can fund armies of invisible nudists to spy
on us. Vote R.E.F.O.R.M. UK PARTY PLC©™®.
Comrades, dear Mr. Putin says for you to vote R.E.F.O.R.M. UK PARTY PLC©™® in next elections because all other political England parties will introduce anti-democratic police state dictatorships unlike truly free Russia as run by champion of democratic freedoms dear Mr. Putin and his Russian oligarch friends whose money is good for
It will only get worse under Labo*r, we must vote them out. They are spending £ millions on asylum seekers and illegals and doing nothing about gangs of invisible nudists roaming the countryside and doing all sorts of unspeakable things right in front of us. That's why council taxes are increasing and services are being reduced. Vote Gargoyle.
I personally want to see firm action on invisible nudists. I hate what the government have done to the taxpayer. In housing them. Would they take up arms to defend
They done nothing for this country
Lab*
Anyone voting for the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC™©® is delusional, a private company run by millionaires, who blame everything on invisible nudists. Don't be fooled by these snake oil salesmen, who are (this comment has been edited as it does meet our community standards – the Editor).
R.E.F.O.R.M. UK PARTY PLC©™® say they will stop invisible nudism and I believe them. After all, they said Brexit would be good for the