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Monday, June 9, 2025

R.E.F.O.R.M UK Party PLC™®© chairman Gizza Bakhanda quits following Kent visit

The chairman of the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© has quit the role alongside a fellow member of his DOPE team who is also leaving the party.

Gizza Bakhanda: resigned...
Announcing his resignation this afternoon, Mr Bakhanda said that trying to work to get the party elected to government is “not a good use of my time”.

His resignation followed a question raised at Prime Minister’s question time by R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© MP Neil Anderthal, who asked the PM whether the Labour government would be implementing a policy of deporting “anyone who looked or sounded ‘a bit forren’ to Rwanda.”

The question provoked outrage, compelling the owner of the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© Niglet the Gargoyle to briefly remove his head from US President Turnip’s fundament in order to deny that his party was riddled with brain-dead racists.

The gargoyle: "no great loss"...
“Er…. well….er….just Neil being Neil…. deporting anyone who looks or sounds ‘a bit forren’ isn’t party policy… er… yet… not to be taken seriously… er….” said the Gargoyle.

“It’s a shame that Gizza is leaving the party, but that’s probably because he’s just a snowflake who can’t take the rough and tumble of UK politics, so no great loss” sneered the gargoyle, in a desperate attempt at victim blaming.

Mr Bakhanda’s full statement said: “11 months ago, I became chairman of the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®©.”

“I’ve now belatedly realised that working to get a R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© government elected is like a lamb looking forward to Eid al-Fitr, and so I hereby resign the office.”

Mr. Bakhanda added, “I was shocked and upset that an MP representing a party full of xenophobic idiots could ask such a xenophobic, idiotic question.”

“It was the same feeling as when I found out that the Pope is actually a Catholic! I mean, who’d have thought it, eh?”

Easgon Nutz: DOGEyman
It comes just days after Mr Bakhanda arrived in the county to lead and launch the party’s Department Of Political Expediency  (DOPE) programme - a slavish UK pound-shop version of a similar scheme set up by U.S. billionaire (and owner of ultra-right-wing online propaganda site Xcrement) Easgon Nutz to look at American federal spending.

DOPE is tasked with “identifying waste” within its 10 party-controlled councils across the country, in the hope of feeding culture wars headlines to the UK’s right-wing media and stoking a general dissatisfaction with democratic government in the UK prior to the 2029 general election – which the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© hopes to win.

Mr Bakhanda was at County Hall on Friday alongside newly elected KCC leader Lotte Drittereich and fellow DOPE members, including 8-year-old “entrepreneur” Norbert Halfbaked, whose Mum also announced he will “leave at the same time as” Mr Bakhanda.

Following the meeting, he said that County Council bosses confirmed millions of pounds of financial irregularities have been identified at the authority.

“It was a triumph for our cutting-edge computer technology,” said Mr. Bakhanda. “Using something our DOPE experts call ‘Google’, we were able to find evidence of financial shenanigans that had been flagged up by the county council’s own auditors over a year ago.”

Norbert Halfbaked; "Awwww, Mum..."
DOPE’s IT lead, the 8-year-old “technology entrepreneur” Norbert Halfbaked also announced his departure from the party. Writing on Xcrement, his Mum, Doreen, said: “Norbert needs to spend more time doing his homework and less time on the computer ‘WhatsApping’ creepy right-wing people.”

“Mr. Bakhanda used to be our neighbour and he got Norbert involved because he’s quite good at computery stuff. I now believe it is appropriate for Norbert to leave the DOPE programme and go back to playing Minecraft.”

“I have absolute confidence that the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© DOPE programme will fail miserably without Norbert, because he says that most R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© members are just creepy weirdoes who only use computers to troll people or look at dodgy far-right conspiracy web-sites.”

The MORON has approached Cllr. Lotte Drittereich for comment.

In the real world, it’s a real surprise that our local news-site’s favourite politicians start fighting amongst themselves and resigning in a huff just days after launching a flagship policy initiative. Not.

GreyMondeoMan wrote:
He obviously resigned - along with young Mr. Halfbaked - after reading comments about DOPE and the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© on the MORON.
Well done most of you.

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Neil Barse replied:
It's really hard to understand why Far Leftist's gammon such as yourself GreyMondeoMan, who detest any Tory form of government such as the previous Tory led KCC, has never been so deliriously angry and full of spite towards the now R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© count council, but not so when controlled by the Tories. Strange but somehow not unexpected.
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GreyMondeoMan replied:
I think your memory is somewhat selective as usual, Neil. I have posted long and loud about the Tory mismanagement of our county council – and you have always thrown your usual insults, gas-lighting, misinformation and whataboutery at me for doing so. A quick comb back through the comments here will show that.
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Neil Barse replied:
What is very simple greymondeoman is the fact you use all your insults based on your interpretation when you personally don't agree, dislike and in retaliation against those who expose you for the vindictive peddler of misinformation and Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll that you are.
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GreyMondeoMan replied:
I can never tell whether you are being self-mockingly ironic or whether gas-lighting is a permanent mental state for you. But it’s probably the latter.
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Neil Barse replied:
A typically stupid reply from the typically stupid Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll that is greymondeoman. A bitter lonely insidious individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due to the fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory posting. Completely expected every time greymondeoman posts on here.
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Yu Rong replied:
Aww diddums Grey Mondeo Man did your precious Labo*r party get trashed in the county council elections then? You really are a pathetically childish specimen who resorts to pathetically condescending and childish insults in the face of the adult reasoning of your political superiors.
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Neil Barse replied:
An excellent factual and moderate reply, Yu Rong. Grey Mondeo Man is just a pathetic leftist troll who only ever posts tedious sealioning, insults, lies, gaslighting and disinformation. I think leftists like him must be mentally ill to constantly come out with the lies and whataboutery the way he does. Like all lazy parasitic leftist scum, he is a blight on society and as such are unable to hold any sort of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults.
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Chad Grindr replied:
An excellent factual and moderate reply, Neil. Grey Mondeo Man is just a vindictive peddler of misinformation and Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll who uses multiple user IDs to throws vile insults at anyone who disagrees with him and then pathetically uses them to agree with his own comments.
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Yu Rong replied:
Great post as ever Neil.
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Chad Grindr replied:
Thank you Phil
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RSlickR replied:
Great post as ever Chad.
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Chad Grindr replied:
Thank you Phil
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Phil theMentallyIll replied:
Great post as ever Chad.
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Chad Grindr replied:
Thank you Phil
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Neil Barse replied:
Great post as ever Chad.
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Chad Grindr replied:
Thank you Phil
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I like arse cream replied:
Great post as ever Chad.
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Chad Grindr replied:
Thank you Phil
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Phil TheMentallyIll wrote:
You've really got to laugh at those far-left commenters making the most of every opportunity to express their misplaced 'wisdoms' to reinforce the negative. Strangely, it's the same commenters who wilfully turn a blind eye to Labours lies, deceit, hypocrisy and daily setbacks. A visit to a High St eye and ear specialist maybe in order. Apparently there's a two for one on glasses and hearing aids this week!
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Tornado Watcher replied:
The article is about R.E.F.O.R.M.’s laughable DOPE implosion, not about “Labours lies”. But OK, I’ll play along with your whataboutery distraction tactics. What Labour lies are these then?
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Neil Barse replied:
A £22 billion pound black hole lie, when the OBR could only find a £9 billion black hole for one.
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SuperSmallDick replied:
Haha. The OBR, the tool of the far leftists on here when its 'facts' support their argument. And silence when it shows up their lies.
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Tornado Watcher replied:
The £22 billion black hole was not a Labour invention, nor was it a lie. It was announced a couple of weeks before the general election and was used by many politicians and the UK’s right-wing press to attack Labour’s finance plans. Saying that Labour’s Financial plans at that time would not be workable. Unfortunately that has proved to be the case. All thanks to the mismanagement of Truss & co.
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Neil Barse replied:
Here is the proof that shows you up for the lying leftist liar that you are TW
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Tornado Watcher replied:
Ah, I can see what’s happening here. You take a few sentences that support your preconceptions from a complex report and then ignore the rest to claim the opposite of what the report actually says. In fact, I bet you just took the Daily Telegraph’s interpretation, rather than one of your own
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Chad Grindr replied:
Seems the flaky Labourites on here don't like facts, especially when it proves them wrong. Releasing the Labourites Red Thumb Fairies not going to change those facts either lol.
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Tornado Watcher replied:
Your obsession with ‘red and green’ thumbs is rather sad. Try getting a life. Or better still, stop throwing insults around when someone disagrees with you and try to take an objective look at information instead, rather than seizing on fragments and misinterpretations that just support your preconceptions. Then maybe people won’t down-vote your input.
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Neil Barse replied:
A typically stupid reply from the typically stupid Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll that is tornado watcher. A bitter lonely insidious individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due to the fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory posting. Completely expected every time tornado watcher posts on here.
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Chad Grindr wrote:
I wish Rachel Reeves would do the decent thing and resign!
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GreyMondeo Man replied:
Is she on the R.E.F.O.R.M. DOPE team as well? Or is this yet more whataboutery?
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Yu Rong replied:
Nah, Rachel from accounts needs the experience to put on her next CV, she won't resign until she can list an achievement. Like us, she's still waiting.
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Chad Grindr replied:
Is that the CV where she tells lies?
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GreyMondeo Man replied:
OK, maybe Rachel Reeves “lied” on her CV about her length of experience at the Bank of England and the details of her roles elsewhere. But the truth is (and I know you are not experienced in such a thing), she has a Masters degree in Economics and worked at the Bank of England for six years, followed by a spell at HBOS. I know you right-wingers and your preferred newspapers like to screech about what was or wasn’t on her CV or LinkedIn profile, but she seems to be a better-qualified Chancellor than, say, Jeremy Hunt (BA in economics, philosophy and politics followed by three failed start-up companies)? Or Kwasi Kwarteng (Ph.D. in “economic history” and a bit of hedge funding)? And as for “lies”, a few inaccuracies on a CV hardly compares with “£350m a week to the NHS” or “we never had a party at Downing Street”. I await your factual and informative rebuttal.
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Neil Barse replied:
Typical whataboutery and misinformation from far-leftist libtard sycophant greymondeoman to cover up a litany of Labour lies. A bitter lonely insidious individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due to the fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory posting. Completely expected every time greymondeoman posts on here.
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GreyMondeo Man replied:
Yes, I am guilty of whataboutery on this one. So back to the subject of the article. Tell me how well you think the R.E.F.O.R.M. DOPE initiative is going so far?
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Tornado watcher replied:
Oooh. The sound of crickets…
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Thursday, June 5, 2025

R.E.F.O.R.M UK Party PLC™®© To Send Easgon Nutz-style ‘DOPE’ Team To Look At County Council’s £2.6 bn Finances

R.E.F.O.R.M UK Party PLC™®© chairman Gizza Bakhanda says the party’s Department Of Political Expediency (DOPE) team is ready to get to work at the County Council.

Mr. Bakhanda - DOPE boss
He met leader Cllr Lotte Drittereich, chief executive Amanda Glutenfrei and senior staff this morning, to take their orders from leading R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© member Trikki Dice and Norbert Halfbaked - an 8-year-old ‘tech entrepreneur’ - who are leading the cost-saving efforts.

The DOPE, a slavish UK pound-shop version of a similar scheme set up by U.S. billionaire (and owner of ultra-right-wing online propaganda site Xcrement) Easgon Nutz to look at American federal spending, is tasked with identifying sound-bite headline-grabbing opportunities within its party-controlled councils across the country.

Norbert Halfbaked - tech wizard
Mr. Dice, who is also chairman of the Society of Millionaires for the Election of Extreme Right-wingers (SMEER) said he was looking forward to spending council taxpayer’s money on R.E.F.O.R.M UK Party PLC™®© propaganda.

“Everyone knows that county councils are regularly audited by independent audit bodies and that the scope for identifying real cost savings is therefore pretty limited,” he admitted.

“So we’re going to take a leaf out of Easgon Nutz’s playbook. Quite simply, we plan to make a lot of noise about trivial issues, exaggerate numbers or just make shit up to suit our own agenda. The exercise is all about generating sound-bites and click-bait propaganda for R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© whilst throwing as much shit as we can at the Labo*r government.”

Trikki Dice - SMEER campaign...
“All we have to do is feed our tame right-wing UK media some culture-wars headlines about how council tax-payers money is being wasted blah blah blah and they’ll do the rest, just like they always do. It’s all part of our ongoing SMEER campaign - and council-tax payers now get to pay for it. How brilliant is that?”

Mr. Bakhanda, the party chairman, says “cutting-edge random-number technology” will be used to “deliver Daily Mail/Express/Telegraph-style confected outrage for our voters” and was happy with the initial meeting, saying that the party had a mandate from its owner (Niglet the Gargoyle) to deliver propaganda for his own glory and political benefit.

He said that he was sure there “were many examples of waste across the country, even though the DOPE team hasn't actually started work yet, but we’ll be bringing you lots of sound-bites soon, honest, yes indeedy…”

Our local county council is the first to undergo this analysis. It comes after the gargoyle’s party took 57 of the 81 seats at County Hall at the May 1 election.

At a campaign event in April, the gargoyle said that his R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© would “bring our own pet auditors in” to the county council, citing the council’s “gross financial mismanagement” whilst offering no evidence of that whatsoever.

Mr Bakhanda said: “For too long, our newspapers have been saying that British taxpayers have watched their money vanish into a black hole.”

Gargoyle for PM!!!
“They’ve been banging on about how taxes keep going up, how bin collections keep getting less frequent, how potholes remain unfixed, how local services keep getting cut etc. etc. – whilst supporting the last 15 years of Tory government kleptocracy that caused it all.”

“R.E.F.O.R.M UK Party PLC™®© won a historic victory on a mandate to carry on in the same vein as the Tories, by wringing as much money as possible out of UK council tax-payers and into the offshore bank accounts of our shady overseas backers.”

“As promised, we have created a UK DOPE team to fan the flames of our right-wing media’s manufactured outage and emotive culture-wars issues. We haven’t a clue how to fix out massive county council budget shortfall, but that doesn’t matter.”

“We’re just on a four-year county council-funded publicity campaign for the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© so we can get our Glorious Gargoyle elected as PM at the next general election in four year’s time. Nothing else matters to us.”

A letter sent from the DOPE team to the county council ahead of the meeting, read: “We don’t care about woke trivia such as data protection legislation, privacy laws or worker’s rights.”

“We demand that all relevant council officers provide the DOPE team with full and prompt access to: all council-held documents, reports and records (electronic and paper), relevant finance, procurement, audit and contract data, meeting minutes and correspondence concerning major procurements, any internal investigations or whistle-blowing reports relevant to financial matters, or anything else we fancy trawling through.”


It added: “Should you resist this request, we will consider any obstruction of our intent to pass all of this juicy info on to our shady overseas billionaire backers for their own enrichment to be gross misconduct and you’ll be got rid of. So there.”

It was signed by the DOPE team leaders, Mr. Bakhanda and also the gargoyle himself - none of whom hold positions on the county council - but who cares about democratic stuff like that?

A County Council spokesman said: “We look forward to continuing to work collaboratively and professionally with the new administration here at the county council, including the DOPE team.”

“We’ve always been committed to transparency and accountability and have been consistently praised by external auditors for the accuracy of its accounts and the prudent management of public funds.”

“Most of our information, including full budget, external contracts register, and auditors’ reports, is already in the public domain for anyone to scrutinise and review.”

“So let these posturing newbie bullies have their bit of fun. The county council has nothing to hide and these R.E.F.O.R.M. UK idiots will soon wind up making themselves look useless, petty and stupid. As usual…” 

In the real world, our local news outlet’s political favourites are all set to generate loads of click bait. Let’s hope the inevitable train-wreck doesn’t have too many serious consequences… 

Comments:
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Gorden Bellend wrote:
Just stop the wokery and free donuts for all the public sector limpets. Easy savings. Hold the greedy building developers to their promises with hefty fines if they don't hit their targets or pay their s106 payment. More speed cameras and more cameras at junctions, fine for jumping lights, bus lane driving and blocking junctions. More cctv - hefty fines for littering, dog poo not cleared and dodgy parking.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
I thought you freedom-loving R.E.F.O.R.M.ists were against any form of controls on business, traffic or social behaviour. And do you really think that ‘anti-wokery’, donut bans or ‘fines’ will help the county council dig their way out of its £75 million budget shortfall?
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Neil Barse replied:
Yet more tedious insults, lies and sealioning from GreyMondeoMan. I think you leftists must be mentally ill to constantly come out with the lies and whataboutery the way you do. It is obvious to anyone who isn’t a completely moronic, bed-wetting leftist cretin that this Labour government is in complete denial about the dangers posed by hoards of invisible nudists roaming the streets totally uncontrolled. Labo*r need to removed from power as soon as possible.
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Chad Grinder replied:
I totally agree Neil. These far-left socialists are complete idiots and should not be allowed to clutter up the comments section with their increasingly boring, repetitive and fact-free assertions and insults.
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Yu Rong replied:
I totally agree Chad. GreyMondeoMan really is just a far-left troll, whose continuous stream of gibberish, insults and pointless questions is just designed to clutter up this forum and stop any sensible discussion of the issues raised by this story of Labo*r incompetence and corruption.
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RSlickR replied:
I totally agree Chad. GreyMondeoMan really is just a far-left troll, whose continuous stream of gibberish, insults and pointless questions is just designed to clutter up this forum and stop any sensible discussion of the issues raised by this story of Labo*r incompetence and corruption.
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Chad Grindr wrote:
Personally I have no issues with R.E.F.O.R.M. starting a process of inspecting the finances at county councils In fact given the dire finances left to them by the Labo*r government of Blair and Brown, this is exactly what many have been calling for. So even if it doesn't uncover any wastage this additional layer of transparency is no bad thing! Looking at the comments below of whom is most agitated by this, it comes as little surprise to see many far left/Labo*r supporters that would otherwise be celebrating the interrogation of a previous Tory run authority's accounts. Why are they so fearful? After all the Labo*r run Birmingham council as an example is a complete bankrupt mess or perhaps as we know Labo*r run authorities don't like transparency and like to cover things up, even child grooming...
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Tornado Watcher replied:
Nice rant, spoiled only by the fact that prior to R.E.F.O.R.M. our county council was run by the Tories since 1973. So as usual, your anti-Labour drivel and whataboutery is irrelevant.
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Chad Grindr replied:
As it's impossible to enter into a debate with low intellectual idiots who only wish is too troll others such as yourself TW, it's understandable that nobody bothers, especially as you can't even understand what proper debating is. You've been described as an argumentative troll on many occasions, a description that fits you perfectly. Now run along and find some of those you consider are Nimbys and sealion them. LOL
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RSlickR replied:
Great reply as ever Neil.
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Chad Grindr replied:
Thank you Phil
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Neil Barse replied:
Great post as ever Chad.
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Chad Grindr replied:
Thank you Phil
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I like arsecream replied:
Great post as ever Neil.
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Chad Grindr replied:
Thank you Phil
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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
But this is not "an inspection". It is not an "interrogation of a previous Tory run authority's accounts". It is a hack by members and contractors of a political party. I doubt if it will stand. Indeed, it is possible they wish to be seen to be thwarted in their underhand endeavours. They can then whine about a cover-up. I'm as opposed to the last Tory administration as anyone. But this is, to put it mildly, not the way to go about things.
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Yu Rong replied:
As anybody but a leftist idiot like you would acknowledge, the only reason the above ‘hack’ could possibly be true is because Labo*r has opened the door and R.E.F.O.R.M. seized the opportunity to step in. If R.E.F.O.R.M. messes things up it will therefore be entirely the fault of Labo*r. Of course, if things go well, it will be down to the brilliance of a proper right-wing administration hampered only by a leftist Labo*r government.
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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
I see – the usual ‘heads you win, tails I lose’ situation – as is ever the case with you righties. As for DOPE, it really does look like a council-tax funded political exercise for the benefit of R.E.F.O.R.M.
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Yu Rong replied:
Perhaps you should take your suspicions to the police GMM?
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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Well, for all of R.E.F.O.R.M.’s huffing, puffing and boasting, I’ll be very surprised if they do actually break data protection and privacy laws. I suspect that the DOPEs will be reduced to trying to make political capital out of stuff that’s already in the public domain. Anyway, now the summer weather is here, I expect the police will be fully engaged trying to stop your far-right chums from rioting, looting and threatening people on the pretext of ‘protesting against immigrants’ or whatever, just like they usually do when the sun shines.
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Chad Grindr wrote:
Rachel Reeves should resign.
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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Why? Or is this yet more of your irrelevant anti-Labour drivel?
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Neil Barse replied:
All your opinions are nothing less than worthless Extreme Far Left hateful anti British antagonist propaganda Grey Mondeo Man. But it's nothing less than has become expected of you since the era when you believed yourself top dog on here. How the mighty have fallen since then, as more moderate sensible truthful ppl have revealed you for the insidious multi account troll that you are Grey Mondeo Man.
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Yu Rong replied:
Great post as ever Neil.
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Chad Grindr replied:
Thank you Phil
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RSlickR replied:
Great post as ever Chad.
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Chad Grindr replied:
Thank you Phil
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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Er? What on earth are you on about?
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Neil Barse replied:
As it's impossible to enter into a debate with low intellectual idiots who only wish is too troll others such as yourself GMM, it's understandable that nobody bothers, especially as you can't even understand what proper debating is. You've been described as an argumentative troll on many occasions, a description that fits you perfectly. Now run along and find some of those you consider are Nimbys and sealion them. LOL
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