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Tuesday, March 18, 2025

Local News-Site Further Humiliates Drug-Addicted Mother

By Our Local Demagoguery Reporter


Simon Goebbels

A cocaine addict was so “smashed” on the school run that a member of the public took her car keys while other mums walked her children to class.

Parents had become concerned after the 38-year-old stopped her car in the middle of Gove Road, Stroochester

Worried that she was not in a fit state to drive, a woman took her keys while other mums walked her children the rest of the way to their school.

The police were then informed and she was arrested at the scene and later charged.

Harriet Logan, from Stroochester, admitted drug-driving and driving while unfit through drugs when she appeared before magistrates in Chattingham last Friday.

Harriet Logan: benefit-sponging druggie..
Jodie Cube, prosecuting, told the court Logan had stopped in the middle of the road with her children in the back in November last year.

Ms Cube said: “A woman took the keys because she looked like she wasn’t in a fit state to drive. She put her hand up and stopped her and did take the keys but then she parked up and some other women walked her children to school.”

Last Friday, magistrates jailed Logan for eight weeks but the term was suspended for 12 months. She was also ordered to carry out 50 hours of unpaid work. Logan was also disqualified from driving for 20 months and ordered to pay a victim surcharge of £150 and £85 court costs. She will pay what she owes the court at a rate of £20 a month as she is on Universal Credit.

The chairman of the bench, Councillor Herbert Voletrouser, said: “I must say this is one of the worst examples of drug-driving I’ve come across”.

“However, I am pleased to say that Ms, Logan has sought help for her drug problems and is now making better choices in her life. She has taken full responsibility for her actions, has genuine remorse and is determined to rebuild her life”.


Nevertheless, this didn’t stop the MORON from taking her picture outside of the court and then publishing it, which makes sure that all of the other Mums at her kid’s school, along with anyone else, now knows what happened and what she looks like.

That’s what the “popular press” do, after all. Monetising misery is the name of the game.

We don’t care that the magistrates have already punished her.

We don’t care that Ms. Logan is trying to rebuild her life.

We don’t care about the impact of further publicity upon her children.


We don’t care about further humiliating Ms. Logan – and maybe driving her back into addiction - because we want the page views.

And we don’t care about the viewpoints of any deranged lefties who think we should show a bit of compassion and discretion.

Because it’s all about the clicks and the associated advertising revenue, so we couldn’t care less about any lives we might ruin in the process.  

And it’s worked. Appealing to the base instincts of our army of insensitive, unthinking readership means we’ve got LOADS of page views and comments on this one. So, potentially trashing the life of a vulnerable woman and those of her children for a few extra clicks is well worth doing as far as we are concerned…

I don’t know what is more disgusting: the shameful behaviour of our local news-site or the merciless comments of some of the trolls…

Comments:
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HereForTheEgoTrip wrote:
Can I suggest that anyone moaning about Labo*r's proposed cuts to the benefit system read this!! These are the kind of people who need to be banned from claiming benefits and its absolute madness that she can "pay" her fine using money she takes from the state in the 1st place!! Can't pay a fine out of your own money? Then off to prison you go!! It really should be that simple

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KeyboardHero wrote:
Now here ladies and gentlemen lies the problem in a nutshell. She can afford a coke habit whilst on universal credit! And a nice mobile phone. Perhaps someone should send this to all the deranged lefties in the Labo*r party.

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JohnnysSuchATwat wrote:
Take her kids away and put them into care (don't condone this action, but its clear that she is incapable). Stop all her benefits. Sell her iPhone. Kick her out on the street with no home or money. That’ll teach her to be a recovering, benefit-scrounging druggie.

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Auntie Nartsie wrote:
Another druggie criminal coming over here, dropping sprogs everywhere and claiming benefits. Send her back to where she come from.

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Victor Laudanum replied:
She comes from Stroochester. That’s a bit harsh, sending her back there.

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Auntie Nartsie replied:
It’s smartarse deranged lefties like you who are the problem. You all need rounding up and sending back to Russia.

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Victor Laudanum replied:
I’ll say hello to your hero, Niglet the Gargoyle, when I get there. Provided I can prise him out of Mr. Putin’s fundament, of course.

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NostrilDigger wrote:
She’s a danger to other road users, her children and herself. I wonder how much her children are missing out on, because of her cocaine habit? She’s not fit to be a parent.

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Amanda Logan replied:
I’m Harriet Logan’s eldest daughter. I can assure you my siblings have never ‘missed out’ on anything. Despite her current mental state and recent addiction problems, my mother is still a loving and caring person and we are a happy family unit. My Mum is trying as hard as she can to come off drugs and is deeply ashamed of what she has become. I suggest you try some compassion instead of knee-jerk condemnation.
Poor mental health is not a lifestyle choice, it is an illness. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone.
Not even you.

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NostrilDigger replied:
“My Mum is trying as hard as she can to come off drugs and is deeply ashamed of what she has become”. Oh yeah? Pull the other one.

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JohnnysSuchATwat wrote:
Your mum doesn't deserve to have kids...
Clearly the children are just a source of a roof over the head and increased benefit entitlement.
Instead of writing on this story, I think your time would be better spent on the phone to authorities (for what good they are!)

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Victor Laudanum replied:
A couple of singularly nasty, mean-spirited reactions, even by MORON troll standards. Kicking any addiction us an uphill struggle. Her children must hope that mum has the support she needs to help her manage her life, such that she can quit. Maybe staring jail time down both barrels will have a sobering effect, as might knowing about the health impacts of drugs.

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Human Being replied:
I wish your mother all the best, Amanda. You seem like an intelligent young lady – in stark contrast to the vicious, stupid know-nothing trolls soiling the comments section here with their knee-jerk Daily Mail-style opinions. If they had any brains or humanity at all they’d be ashamed of what they are writing.
Moving away from addiction is a lifetime effort, you don’t just wake up one day, like, oh I'll never do that/think about that again. Not how it works.
Isn’t it great that these trolls can sit and judge others, having apparently never experienced addiction in their or their family member’s lives? I’m happy for them. Congrats.
The level of contempt in these comments towards someone struggling with addiction is disgusting. She should not have done it. I don't condone it in any way, but I do have empathy with someone trying to change something so difficult in their lives.. Not just this woman but lots of people need more support than they're getting currently because of government cuts.

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Human Being wrote:
I'm in no way excusing what this woman did-driving under the influence with children in the car is completely unacceptable. But the way this has been handled by our local press is just as disturbing.
This woman has already been punished, so who at the MORON thinks they have the right to extend that punishment by publicly shaming her like this? Addiction is a disease, not a moral failing, and plastering her lowest moment across the internet isn't going to help her or her children. It's not accountability - it's a click-bait witch hunt .
This woman worked, had a job, and was trying to live her life. Yet now she's been dragged through the mud in a way that seems unnecessarily cruel. She is still a mother, someone's daughter, someone's family. Does that mean nothing? It's easy to judge from a distance, but I hope those so quick to comment and act like they know what addiction is never have to watch a loved one go through it. I hope they never experience the pain of seeing a family member or even their own child battle something so dark. It's easy to sit behind a screen and call her "disgusting" or say she "deserves everything she gets," but unless you've lived it, you don't understand.
The press should be ashamed. Their reckless reporting and intrusive photos have done nothing but make an already tragic situation worse. Accountability is one thing - public humiliation is another. And until we start (that’s enough of this – you are starting to make sense and we can’t be having with that, that’s not what these comments are about – the Editor)

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HereForTheEgoTrip replied:
Oh do shut up!!! She's been treated like anyone else who's been convicted of a crime! You try and make out that she's the only one who's been further humiliated by the popular UK press after being punished by the courts. Nobody forced her to snort the stuff did they!!! I’m looking forward to Niglet the Gargoyle becoming Prime Minister and giving these druggies the punishment they deserve!!!! Roll on 2029!!!

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Rudolf Rocket replied:
‘Oh do shut up’ - so someone says something you disagree with and that's your response?
You will eventually discover that being addicted to Niglet the Gargoyle is a lot more damaging to your brain - if you have one - than any amount of drug taking.

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HereForTheEgoTrip replied:
Oh dear!!! Someone says something you don't agree with and you automatically assume they are a Gargoyle fan!! How to make yourself look like a complete tool in one easy sentence, well done you!!

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Rudolf Rocket replied:
I’m thinking that your statement “I’m looking forward to Niglet the Gargoyle becoming Prime Minister and giving these druggies the punishment they deserve!!!! Roll on 2029!!!” makes you a fully-paid-up member of the Gargoyle fan club.

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HereForTheEgoTrip replied:
Oh dear!!! Someone says “I’m looking forward to Niglet the Gargoyle becoming Prime Minister” and you automatically assume they are a Gargoyle fan!! How to make yourself look like a complete tool in one easy sentence, well done you!!

👍+89

Simon Goebbels wrote:
Please refrain from trashing The MORON about publishing her photograph and general photography of people.
There are a lot of people that appreciate that The MORON takes the time to print the photos so that we know what the 'predators' look like. Children should be kept safe from all angles.

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Amanda Logan replied:
I’m Harriet Logan’s eldest daughter. My mother is not a ‘predator”, merely a deeply unhappy person suffering from (this comment has been cut because it does not meet our community standards – The Editor)

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Victor Laudanum replied:
Amanda: Remember that this is the fetid swamp of MORON comments, where compassion and empathy receive no welcome. Showing consideration for the mental health of others or making any attempt to understand their struggles are also alien to the majority of contributors, if it gets in the way if their narrow, spiteful off-the-Daily Mail-shelf narrative.
Remember also that this site will quite happily look to monetise the misery of people such as your poor mother. I hope she succeeds in sorting herself out.

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Shithead1974 wrote:
Wait! hold on! She is on universal credit but buying cocaine!! last time I hear cocaine wasn't free?! Another let off pathetic sentence!

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Gargoyle4Ever wrote:
Looks like she couldn't care less. No shame there.
Not fit to own or drive a vehicle and not fit to have or bring up children. Take it all away, see how much responsibility she takes to get clean and become useful to society, and only when she has proved by her own efforts she has taken responsibility allow her to start having things back in her life.
People like her in the road kill innocent people. She's a menace and it should not be tolerated.

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Donutwankery wrote:
This is one of those rare moments of solidarity across the comments section - what a beautiful community. We have agreed that drug taking, driving under the influence, raising kids to be morons, spending taxpayer money on druggie wasters is all wrong.
I am now off to see if I can find this druggie trollop on other social media so’s I can heap more abuse and humiliation on her!

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Amanda Logan replied:
I’m Harriet Logan’s eldest daughter. My mother is not a ‘druggie waster/trollop’ and I am just completing my Masters degree in Electrical Engineering. So I don’t think she’s ‘raising kids to be morons’.
On the other hand, you and your friends on here….

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PoxSoxington wrote:
Amanda im not sure how old you are you do not seem to have a verry grown up and matture outlook acepting she is yor mother do you have no compreheshun commprehesion compreehenson idea of the danger of taking ilegal drugs let alone driving a car with them in your sistem? I really fear for your future if your mother has fooled you into beleiving this is aceptabel an your grammer an spellin an punctuation is absolutly appaling so you must be a moron after all.

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Chad Grindr wrote:
Support Britain's farmers, not Communist St*rmer!

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Monday, March 17, 2025

Opinion: No-One Cares About REFORM UK PARTY PLC™©® In-Fighting As English Voters Will Vote For Them No Matter What.

It’s been a while since we plugged our favourite up-and-coming political party. So this week, local democracy reporter Simon Goebbels gives his take on the in-fighting engulfing the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC™©® and ponders on the potential impact on its hopes of a breakthrough in the county council elections this spring.


As is usual with any bunch of far-right loonies, Niglet the Gargoyle’s Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC™©® have started publicly squabbling amongst themselves just when they need to present themselves as a serious political proposition.

Earlier this week, Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC™©® MP Rupert Lowelife accused party owner Niglet the Gargoyle of spoiling his nice new rattle. The gargoyle promptly responded to the accusation by suspending Lowelife from the party and reporting him to the police for alleged bullying and harassment.

The very public nature of the spat has confirmed the perception of Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC™©® as just another bunch of pathetic squabblers who haven’t got their act together – just like the Tories, in fact.  

Tweedlelowe and Tweedlenige: battle about a rattle...

Will this shake the faith of the growing number of people seeing the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC™©® as a viable option at the next election?

The answer is simple.

No, it won’t.

The UK’s right-wing media has been throwing shit at the Labo*r party ever since it first got voted in. They are doing everything they can to undermine the UK’s democratically-elected government because their tax-exile owners and their super-rich chums see Labo*r as a threat to their leech-like grip on the UK.

And the English public fall for it. Every time. Collectively, they are as dumb as toast and have no sense of pattern recognition.


They’ll believe all of the lies about Labo*r wrecking the economy and making everyone poorer.

They’ll forget all about the ongoing car-crash that is Brexit.

They’ll forget about 14 years of the Tories trashing the UK and selling the scrap to its chums.

They’ll vote for whoever the UK newspapers and their chums tell them to, even for a bunch of Russian-asset owner-funded dictator-loving sycophants who are sucking up to Trump and Putin and would sell the UK to them and their pals if the price was right.

Dom the Martian; "Shoulda Gone to Specsavers"
So who cares if the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC™©® are a bunch of petty, hopeless far-right narcissists who think that slogans are the same as workable policies, and who will probably turn the UK in a pound-shop Trump-style dictatorship when Niglet becomes Prime Minister in 2029?

We know Niglet doesn’t, because he’s even been seeking advice from Demonic Martian, that far-sighted expert team player who did so much to promote unity amongst Tory government ministers and advisors during the pandemic lockdown.

And Dom says: “Vote Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC™©®. Everyone else are just f*ckpigs.”

You can’t get a better endorsement than that!

And in the real world, another click-bait plug for REFORM puts the right-wing trolls right in their element. Sure enough, the same old trio – or probably just one troll with three user IDs, given the stylistic similarity of their posts - have contributed over half the comments, those comprising of the usual unedifying mix of “Labour is shit” whataboutery and personal insults directed towards anyone who disagrees with them. Presumably the host is confusing this tedious trollery with “reader engagement”and thinks it is good for page views….

Comments:
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Yu Rong wrote:
And yet, REFORM are looking more and more like the least worse option of a bad bunch.

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Victor Laudanum replied:
Should've gone to Specsavers.

👍+14

Yu Rong replied:
At least I have that option unlike you, the blind.

👎-7

Grey Mondeo Man replied:
@ victorlaudanum
Wouldn't have helped. Their anti-government myopia is way beyond the help of spectacles.

👍+7

Yu Rong replied:
Funnily enough exactly what people have been saying of your anti-UK far-left hatred GMM, glad the message has finally sunk in.

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Neil Barse replied:
Unfortunately for you GMM, everyone can see what a Far Left hateful anti British Europhile antagonist troll that you are.

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Chad Grindr wrote:
Guess we should all feel glad it's Labo*r that are in government (at the moment), after all there is absolutely no in-fighting in that political party! Maybe a bit of fighting on the streets of Warrington and fair bit of corruption ;-)
Plus they are doing really really well with the UK economy! No cuts or taxes rises whatsoever...

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Grey Mondeo Man wrote:
Not sure anyone can trust REFORM. They seem to lack integrity.

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Chad Grindr replied:
Talking of lack of integrity, it’s Grey Mondeo Man….

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Neil Barse replied:
So Grey Mondeo Man, as you want the UK to reapply to become a member of the EU again, why did you vote Labo*r at the General Election, seeing as your multi millionaire idol St*rmer made it perfectly clear that Labo*r would not to reapply to join the EU? Any moderate truthful Leftist that wants the UK to be an EU member, would give a very good reason why they voted for a political party that would not do so. Even a Far Left hateful anti British Europhile antagonist such as yourself must have a reason for not voting for a political party that would give you the EU membership you so crave. Or is it the fact that you couldn't care less if the UK was in or out of the EU, as long as it gives you a reason to troll about it.

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Yu Rong wrote:
Presumably Chad, because Grey Mondeo Man enjoys the self flagellation of being able to raise Brexit on a public platform. Lord only knows how many other sites he beats himself on.

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Chad Grindr wrote:
And what about those 20 Labo*r councillors at Broxtowe BC including it's leader in 2025, who have resigned from the party, accusing Labo*r of abandoning traditional values? You have too admire their principles don't you agree Grey Mondeo Man?

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Yu Rong wrote:
And what about that Labo*rite Sam Gould, 33, who pleaded guilty to two separate counts at Barkingside Magistrates' Court in Ilford on Monday, a former senior aid of Health Secretary Wes Streeting and Redbridge councillor, resigned after being convicted of indecent exposure?

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Ed 2468 Motorway wrote:
There’s already a lot of whataboutery on this one. This was an article about REFORM, not Labo*r.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Whataboutery is all they have, Ed.

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Yu Rong replied:
Oh look at that Ed, you write something and GMM instantly replies.
Now, a betting man might take a chance on you two being one and the same. The evidence being GMM has resolved not to respond to me no matter what the provocation. And then you pop up, with a similar stand point to Brexit-boy. Coincidence. . . ?

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Neil Barse replied:
Well spotted Chad. Makes you wonder if they are one and the same, as each has a specific obsession. Ed with REFORM and Grey Mondeo Man with the Tories, Brexit, Right and Far Right, plus anyone who's opinion goes against his beloved St*rmer and Re*ves. They both need help with their obsessions as it's taken over their attempts too be logical and sensible. Somehow I doubt even help will have any effect or cure their obsessive postings. Similar to Re*ves attempts to improve the economy lol

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Yu Rong replied:
Ed just provides GMM with a convenient cover behind which he can keep up the appearance of not responding to me but yet, still having his say. LOL
Then comes the one can attack certain opinions without harming the 'reputation' of the other. Not that either has a reputation worth a jot.

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Ed 2468 Motorway replied:
Oh look at that Yu Rong, you write something and Chad Grindr/Neil Barse instantly replies.
Now, a betting man might take a chance on you on all three of you being one and the same. You can’t even get your multiple ID names right in your replies to yourself.

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Yu Rong replied:
Trying to censor me Ed? Does the truth that this bunch are as bad as the previous lot sting that much?
Each time Labo*r screws up it makes Reform look like the least worse option. LOL

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Neil Barse replied:
Sayeth Ed who is completely obsessed with his mindless knee-jerk hatred of REFORM lol

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Ed 2468 Motorway replied:
Says someone with a mindless knee-jerk hatred of the UK’s democratically-elected government…

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Yu Rong replied:
LOL If you say so Ed. If you say so.

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Chad Grindr wrote:
People are literally getting poorer by the day thanks to these bunch of clowns currently in government that lied to get elected.

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Tornado Watcher replied:
Yes I suppose billionaire tax exile landowners, rich folk with kids in private schools and well-heeled pensioners are a little bit worse off. The rest of us are just fine, despite what you read in your Daily Mail/Telegraph/Express. But keep whatabouting on about Labo*r when the article is about Reform, why don’t you?

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Yu Rong replied:
Labo*r being far more relevant to what is happening in the UK today and why their failure is opening the door to Reform.
But you can stick your head up St*rmer's behind if you think it helps?

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Neil Barse replied:
Interesting Chad that we are getting lots of down votes, yet the ardent Labo*rite leftists have made no comments on the economy downturn. No doubt they blame it on the Tories, like their pin-up queen, Rachel from Accounts lol

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Tornado Watcher replied:
Or perhaps people are just getting tired of the trollish Tory trio posting repetitive insults, whataboutery and gaslighting?

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Neil Barse replied:
At last, Tornado Watcher confesses the truth about himself before slinking away to stew in his own UK-hating demented leftist bile. A bitter lonely insidious individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due to the fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory posting. Completely expected every time Tornado Watcher posts on here.

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Yu Rong replied:
Once the comment is up, it matters not the colour of the thumbs. But if posting thumbs occupies an addled mind, fine with me. It only serves to obfuscate the truth of the matter one way or another.
Although I do notice the number 7 is very noticeably prevalent, it means something to someone. Go figure . . . LOL

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Super Small Dick wrote:
Labo*r have been in for nearly nine months now and everything is still shite just like it was under the last government of Bl*ir and Br*wn. In that time, millions of illegal immigrants have crossed the channel in small boats and are being kept in luxury hotels while millions of pensioners freeze to death and homeless farmers are sleeping on the streets after being kicked off their land because they can’t afford to pay their inheritance tax. My local Tory councillor told me that St*rmer is now planning to put VAT up to 100% in order to fund free driving lessons for illegal immigrants. Vote REFORM UK PARTY PLC.

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Notasoviet Resident wrote:
Comrades, dear Mr. Putin says for you to vote REFORM in next elections because all other political England parties will introduce anti-democratic police state dictatorships unlike truly free Russia as run by champion of democratic freedoms dear Mr. Putin and his Russian oligarch friends whose money is good for UK.

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Thursday, March 13, 2025

Violent Scumbag Hammer Attack Yobs Make Good Troll Click-Bait...

Masked and armed teens chased a 16-year-old down Chattingham High Street, blocked his escape and then hit him with a hammer as he cowered in a shop doorway.

CCTV cameras caught the horrific moment Ed Bystander tripped and fell as he was trying to escape the gang in Grott Street, Chattingham.

Violent Chattingham yobs caught on CCTV

Jurors heard that as he lay unconscious in a shop doorway, one of them then struck him twice with a hammer.

Two of the mob who chased him on 13th March, 2020 were just 15 years old. One was brandishing the hammer, the other had a metal pole.

Five years after the attack, Beezelbub Smith and James Barklay have finally been brought before Midway Crown Court accused of grievous bodily harm.

Smith, of Attila Avenue, Chattingham, was 16 at the time, and Barklay, of Putin Place, Stroochester, was 17.

Opening the case, prosecutor Sir St. John Grebe-Streebling told the jury that Mr. Bystander and his girlfriend were walking along Grott Street, Chattingham when they were confronted by a group of youths that had previously been seen loitering outside a nearby supermarket.

Beezlebub Smith: GBH
"There was no motive or plan. Mr. Bystander was randomly attacked by a cowardly mob, purely as entertainment," said Sir St. John Grebe-Streebling.

The boy fled but was chased by Smith and Barklay who were wielding the hammer and pole respectively.

One of the other gang members was even filming the unfolding incident, "doubtless for gratification", added Sir St. John Grebe-Streebling, and aggressively gesturing "come on" as he did so.

Mr. Bystander was finally cornered in a shop doorway by the six young thugs, who punched him to the ground in front of his terrified girlfriend.

"CCTV footage shows it was then that Ed was struck by Smith twice with a hammer," said Sir St. John Grebe-Streebling

"Mr. Bystander was by now unconscious and the gang then panicked and ran away. Not one of them attempted to assist Ed as he lay there. They left him for dead."

The teenager suffered severe bruising and multiple fractures to his limbs, a broken jaw and fractured skull, along with fractures to his right arm.  After several operations the jury was told the now 19-year-old still has nerve damage and may never fully recover. Further surgery may also be required.

“It is only by the grace of God that we are not participating in a murder trial,” said Sir St. John Grebe-Streebling.

The jury were told that the victim had undergone several operations and that the now 19-year-old still has poor nerve function and may never fully recover. Further surgery may also be required.

James Barklay: "it wasn't me mate..."
Following their arrests, Smith said the attack was “just for a larf”, while Barklay said that “it wasn’ me mate it woz wun of the uvvers”.

He added, however, that on seeing the teen unconscious on the ground, he thought “blimey we’ve killed ‘im, let’s scarper.”

Sir St. John Grebe-Streebling said that the prosecution case was that “the defendants set out to cause really serious harm to a randomly selected victim and perhaps even kill, all just for fun”.

Sarah Golightly, barrister for the defence, stated that both defendants were truly sorry for their actions, despite having previous convictions for random, violent assaults.

“ADHD……abusive childhood…..deprived upbringing….drug problems…..behavioural issues……mitigating circumstances blah blah”, said Ms. Golightly, reading from a list of standard excuses.

Asked by his barrister how he felt about the incident, Smith said, “I don’t care ‘cos he ain’t me.”

“He ‘ad a pretty girlfriend an’ a nice phone an’ we were jealous, like, so I fort me an’ the lads would giv’ ‘im a kickin’, like, for bein’ a smug barsted,” before adding (at the prompt of his barrister) "er, yeah, I feel bad."


Smith and Barklay each denied causing GBH with intent as well as the alternative offence of causing GBH.

Barklay also denied violent disorder, an offence Smith had admitted.

Giving evidence, both maintained they had never intended any harm to be caused to Mr. Bystander that day, despite having weapons and beating him unconscious.

Asked why they had not helped their stricken victim as he lay unconscious in the shop doorway or sought assistance for him, Smith told the court “we fort we’d killed ‘im, so all we wanted to do was run away quick, like”

"We woz only havin’ a larf, like, y’know?” Barklay added.

Judge Maud Brobat-Bollard sentenced both Smith and Barklay to a 20-month youth rehabilitation order, a four-month tagged curfew and also ordered them to carry out 270 hours of unpaid work.

“In an ideal world I would sentence you both to ten years in prison without remission,” said the Judge.

“Unfortunately, Home Office sentencing guidelines currently prevent me from sending any violent offenders to prison because the jails are all full of Just Stop Oil protesters.”

“I fully expect to see both of you in this court again before long…”

In the real world, the trolls have decided to politicise a nasty story of psychopathic behaviour, thus illustrating their own psychoses. In amongst the usual nut-job “hang ‘em high/deport” comments is the provocative and often personal abuse used by the right-wing trolls – and all tolerated by the host in breach of its own comments guidelines. 
A mild form of stochastic terrorism…?

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Super Small Dick wrote:
Bring the Rwanda plan back but send convicts with them. It's the only feasible solution!!!!

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Auntie Nartsie wrote:
No point wasting money locking shit like them up, charge the family for bullets and a gun and shoot them ASAP

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Chad Grindr wrote:
I hope the victim can move forward in life despite his injuries and wish him all the best.
Better not say anything about the perpetrators in this latest awful crime carried out on our streets in case it upsets some deranged lefties.

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Neil Barse replied:
You are absolutely right as ever, Neil. Those deranged lefties are quite happy to let violent criminals roam the streets to support their woke agenda of positive discrimination.

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Gonads replied:
“Deranged lefties?” I presume by that you mean ‘anyone who does not share your political views’. And what you most likely want to say is the usual twisted right-wing supremacist rubbish that takes incidents like this and politicises them. You usually have no such qualms.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
They have to believe (or pretend to believe) certain things about moderate voices of any sort in order to justify their right wing extremism.

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Neil Barse replied:
You are correct about moderate voices Grey Mondeo Man. However you, as everyone knows, are a Far Left hateful anti British antagonistic europhile who's always jumping on the “It's all the fault of the Far Right” bandwagon, as is anyone who disagrees with us.

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Chad Grindr replied:
You are absolutely right as ever, Neil. Lol, there is nothing wrong with genuine moderate left wing opinions, because they are too civilised and can easily be shouted down and cowed into silence.
It's those who argue against us, and are therefore far-left extremists, that are the problem.

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Chad Grindr wrote:
Typical Labo*r soft sentencing guidelines. You know, the ones the Justice Secretary has condemned herself!

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Neil Barse replied:
You are absolutely right as ever, Chad. These deranged lefties are quite happy to let violent criminals roam the streets to support their woke agenda of positive discrimination.

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Tornado Watcher replied:
The Sentencing Guidelines are created independently from government - you know, how a free society is supposed to operate. The new Labo*r government has expressed displeasure at them, but they do not directly control them.
To suggest otherwise is disingenuous.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
The guidelines considered under the Tories and agreed by the previous Conservative government?

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Chad Grindr replied:
They are currently being implemented by Labo*r. The Tories are not in government and so it is obvious that everything must now be the fault of Labo*r, but nice desperate attempt at whataboutery.
Please stick to facts and telling the truth rather than clinging onto whataboutery about other political parties not even in government all the time.
Thank you.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
You seem to be dismissing 14 years of the disastrous former Tory administration as “all Labo*r’s fault”, and then accuse me of “whataboutery” when I suggest that there are such things as legacy issues. A curious way to express yourself.

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Chad Grindr replied:
You mean expressing myself by daring to say the truth.
Yes, that certainly seems to upset deranged lefties.

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Neil Barse replied:
"A curious way to express yourself.”
That’s funny, coming from you, Grey Mondeo Man. lol

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Chad Grindr replied:
Very true Neil, but please don't disturb Grey Mondeo Man at the moment. He is very busy down voting any comments that upset him ;-)

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Gonads replied:
Either Chad and Neil are indulging in a sweet bromance or (more likely) it’s just one right-wing troll with at least two fake IDs…

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Chad Barse replied:
At last, Gonads confesses the truth about himself before slinking away to stew in his own UK-hating demented leftist bile. A bitter lonely insidious individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due to the fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory posting. Completely expected every time Gonads posts on here.

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Auntie Nartsie wrote:
We shouldn’t bother with the expense of trials. The vile cretins in this armed gang should just be put in the stocks or better still - used for euthanasia trials! These sick gang members mentality is ruining our society, their fragrant disregard for the law is clear & they should be locked away for life - never to see the light of day again if I had my way!

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Neil Barse replied:
Oh no, we can't possibly do that. Far better to keep the deranged lefties happy and treat them with kid gloves, a gentle slap on the wrist will suffice and then spend thousands upon thousands on rehab and psychological support to turn their life of criminality around. Bless their cotton socks, their parents must be oh so proud of their little darlings.

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Victor Laudanum replied:
Personally, I think their disregard for the law stinks.

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Gonads replied:
That reply is wasted on most of the trolls on here. “Fragrant disregard” – lol. And as for due process and the Rule of Law – that’s just deranged leftie thinking!

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Priceless87 wrote:
We don’t need woke lefty courts and criminal justice!!! Those thugs were all guilty and shouldn't see day light again! They are the worst of the worst and should have all be found guilty of attempted murder. They have been dragged up with no morals, their family's should be ashamed and their parents have birthed such demons but looking at their actions! They're probably just as bad and should be jailed as well!

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Auntie Nartsie wrote:
Why are they being locked up here at OUR expense... send them back... OR somewhere as far away as possible.

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Tornado Watcher replied:
 “Send them back”? Back where? Why?

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Auntie Nartsie replied:
Who in ENGLAND cares where these forren illegal immigrant criminals end up... as long as it is as far away as possible... and not reaping the benefits of the high life at our expense...
I really couldn't give a flying 'fudge'
This country needs to grow a pair... and any doo-gooders that want to support them can be sent with them... good riddance.

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Tornado Watcher replied:
Where in the report does it say that the defendants were “forren illegal immigrant criminals”?  With surnames like “Smith” and “Barklay” they don’t sound like “forren illegal immigrant criminals” to me. Or are you suggesting that all crimes are committed by “forren illegal immigrants”?

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Chad Grindr replied:
Yet another deranged leftie. Probably a fake ID used by the same person behind Grey Mondeo Man or Gonads or Victor Laudanum?

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Neil Barse replied:
You are absolutely right as ever, Neil. These deranged lefties are so desperate they need to have multiple IDs to try and get their views across and monopolise the agenda.

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Tornado Watcher replied:
Chad/Neil: you seem to have got your multiple IDs mixed up in your last reply…

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Neil Grindr replied:
At last, Tornado Watcher confesses the truth about himself before slinking away to stew in his own UK-hating demented leftist bile. A bitter lonely insidious individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due to the fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory posting. Completely expected every time Tornado Watcher posts on here.

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Notasoviet Resident wrote:
Comrades, dear Mr. Putin says for you to vote REFORM in next elections because all other political England parties will introduce anti-democratic police state dictatorships unlike truly free Russia as run by champion of democratic freedoms dear Mr. Putin and his Russian oligarch friends whose money is good for UK.

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Monday, March 10, 2025

Wonderful Weatherforks Boozers Bring Springtime Cheer…

It’s been a few days since we last ran an advertorial for our favourite pub mega-chain, the utterly brilliant Weatherforks boozers.

And sure enough the Weatherforks boss, Brexit hero Sir Martin Timm, rang our editor up to demand that we run a plug for his 12-day beer festival, featuring right-wing-themed brews from all over the world.

Weatherforks boss Sir Martin Timm.
Weatherforks’ boss, Brexit hero Sir Martin Timm said: “The festival is a great celebration of right-wing real ale.”

“It will allow us to showcase a selection of superb short-dated value-for-money beers, including those from brewers as far afield as America and Australia, as well as those closer to home. The festival features several brewers who support far-right political parties, with many of the beers having been brewed, or the brewing assisted, by right-wing populists,” said Sir Timm.

“The event will pander to our usual clientele of shouty fascist pensioners, benefit scroungers and other assorted yobbos, giving them the opportunity to binge-drink strong cheap beers which have not previously been available in our boozers, as well as those brewed especially for the festival.”

And a new beer now on sale across the UK as part of wonderful Weatherforks Spring Beer Festival has been specially created in Kent, just for the occasion!

The refreshing golden pale ale has been brewed by property developer and part-time brewer Nepo Scheame, from its brewery based at its Chattingham headquarters.

“It’s called Symond’s Throat-Warmer, a beer which offers a fruity, nutty experience and a good head,” says Sir Timm. “That’s what my good friend Boris says anyway. So I hope everyone enjoys it!...”


The Spring Beer Festival will see all eight of the chain’s brilliant Midway boozers welcome pints from Australia, Germany, Italy, France and the USA.

The international beers will all be served for the first time at the festival, which runs from Wednesday, March 5 to Sunday, March 16.

These beers include Don’t Know Vote No from Dutton’s Creek in Australia, Parti Populaire from Bernier in Canada, El Duce from Meroni in Italy, Blut Und Boden from Lebensraum in Germany and Roman Salute from Musk in the USA.

“The selection of 30 real ales doesn’t include ‘vegan’ or ‘non-alcoholic’ options as this is a proper right-wing beer festival,” said Sir Timms. “So don’t ask for any woke rubbish like that as a punch in the face often offends you leftie types.”

Weatherforks boozer The Rees-Moggs Head
The price of a festival pint in the wonderful Weatherspoons in Midway will start at £1.99.

The full festival line-up features British beers from the Brexit Fantasy Brewery in Henley, Badenoch's Trouble Brewing in Grantham, Wee  Krankie Sturgeon’s Brewery in Scotland, Mad Nad’s Brewery in Bedfordshire, Jenrick’s Backhander Brewery Company in Newark and Chattingham’s Nepo Scheame Brewery.

Customers can pick up tasting notes on all of the beers from inside any brilliant Weatherforks boozer, with pictorial instructions showing how to use a beer glass for the benefit of the usual customers.

The notes will be available as part of the festival magazine and can be downloaded online or via the Weatherforks app. 

More gushing “swoon over ‘spoons” advertorials masquerading as ‘news’ in the real world… 

Comments:
Please note that we do not moderate comments. However, we may edit or delete them, or manipulate the voting on them in order to reflect our editorial policy.

Chad Grindr wrote:
It is always amusing how the self-entitled dribbling left-wing loons start frothing at the mouth and looking down their snooty noses when ever somebody mentions Weatherforks. They are what they are, with no frills. They are not pretentious or do they pretend to be anything else than a cheap watering hole for all, including mainly old working-class fascists and those that are not inserted up their own behinds :-)

👍+78

Grey Mondeo Man replied:
The real reason that people with your political views pretend to like Weatherforks pubs is that the owner is a right-wing millionaire who was a huge supporter of your precious Brexit. I very much doubt if you or any of your other right-wing chums on here actually use them regularly, purely on the basis that you appear to know how to read and write.

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Chad Grindr replied:
Will you just STOP SHOUTING YOU DRIVELLING LEFTIST LOON!!!

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Victor Laudanum wrote:
Weatherforks bulk-buys short-dated beer from breweries at bargain basement prices. It’s stuff they would otherwise be pouring down the drains in a week or two. You’re welcome to pay £1.99 a pint for it. I’d rather pay five quid and get a decent pint that won’t give me the squits later on.

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Chad Grindr replied:
Oh, the old “short-dated beer” chestnut, doubtless put out by some UK-business-hating lefty to try and drag down the Weatherforks chain and its far-sighted entrepreneurial owner whom the green-eyed remoaners hate so much. I know you woke socialist bed-wetters don’t like facts, but here’s the proof that shows up your leftist lies for what they are:
https://www.proactiveinvestors.co.uk/companies/news/1049385/does-spoons-buy-nearly-out-of-date-beer-1049385.html

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Victor Laudanum replied:
Thanks for the link, Chad. I was expecting to maybe see some details of invoices and quality certs, but instead your “proof” just consists of the pub chain owner simply asserting that he doesn’t buy short-dated beer.
So that’s all right then.
I mean, we all know Brexiters always tell the truth, don’t we?

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Neil Barse replied:
Typical lies and whataboutery from a bitter and twisted leftist Labo*r loser. I think you far-left socialists must be mentally ill to constantly come out with the lies and whataboutery the way you do. And what about Labo*r’s plans to tax all Weatherforks pubs out of existence to punish the owner for not being a woke, bed-wetting leftie, eh? Eh? That’s a plan that I’m sure you woke, hate-filled far-left St*rmer worshippers would approve of.

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Victor Laudanum replied:
So I ask for a better standard of proof than “because I said so” and I get a tirade of demented abuse? Par for the course on here, I suppose. And as for the “Labo*r plans” you refer to, I presume you are able to provide some evidence of these. I’m sure they’d be headline news, after all. Or do they only exist in your head?

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Neil Barse replied:
Your constant sealioning is a typical tactic of a hard-left, bitter and twisted leftist Labo*r loser. You are provided with facts and you choose to ignore them because they demonstrate to the world that your opinions are those of a hate-filled, ultra-far-left socialist bed-wetter. In making ever more strident demands for information, you merely show your mental illness by constantly coming out with lies and whataboutery.

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Victor Laudanum replied:
Once again, you confuse unsubstantiated assertions for facts, then accuse me of “sealioning” when I question their authenticity. But I’ll leave it at that. I can see you are getting angry. Again.

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Chad Grindr replied:
Talking of unsubstantiated assertions, Victor, what is the source of your assertion that “Weatherforks bulk-buys short-dated beer”?

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Victor Laudanum replied:
Oh, some bloke I heard talking down the pub.
That should be good enough for a right-winger like you, shouldn’t it?
Of course, the real reason ‘Forks can sell cheap beer is their buying power and sales volumes. But I’d thought I’d pull you and your rightie chums’ chains.
And it worked!

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Neil Barse replied:
Chad – this is why you should not waste your effort trying to engage leftist idiots like VL in rational debate. They deserve only insults, random distraction issues, whataboutery and gaslighting. This involves no rational thought whatsoever, which should not be wasted on demented leftists who disagree with us. This will ensure that wishy-washy, woke snowflakes will be driven away, meaning that WE WIN all of the time.

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SuperSmallDick wrote:
My local Tory councillor told me that Labo*r is going to increase duty on all alcoholic drinks by 3000% to fund benefits for illegal immigrants in boats. Meanwhile, millions of English pensioners are freezing to death thanks to the removal of the WFP and thousands of farmers are living on the streets because they have been made homeless by Labour’s IHT changes. Four more years of Starmer’s communist dictatorship, then I can vote REFORM.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
I’m currently sitting in a sunny pub garden wearing a t-shirt. It’s a balmy 18°C.
So who and where are all these “millions of English pensioners” who “are freezing to death”?
Have ANY UK pensioners actually frozen to death this winter?  I can’t recall the Daily Mail/Express/Telegraph naming any. You’d think it would be the sort of thing they would be screeching to high heaven about, after all.
Or could it all be a load of hyperbolic right-wing invective about a Labo*r budget as usual?

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Neil Barse replied:
Yet more tedious insults, lies, sealioning and disinformation from Grey Mondeo Man. I think you leftists must be mentally ill to constantly come out with the lies and whataboutery the way you do. Like all lazy parasitic leftist scum, you are are unable to hold any sort of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults. Crawl away and die, you tofu-eating, Guardian-reading pillock.

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Notasoviet Resident wrote:
Comrades Labo*r used lies and disinformation to trick their way into power and have been attacking UK population ever since by doing things they had promised not to I cannot think of any other government in world which has passed legislation which they know will kill most vulnerable people in society like pensioners who will die if they withdrew the Winter Fuel Allowance now they are attacking poor millionaire farmers and billionaire rentier landowners like my wealthy friends from beloved Russia. Who will be next? The rest of the world is looking on with horror as political opponents and journalists in UK are thrown in jail for social media posts and journalists are threatened by St*rmer and bully boys of his regime what UK needs is fairness and freedom of true democracy as offered in homeland by dear Mr. Putin and his patriotic rich oligarch friends rather than gangster regime of Ke*r St*rmer. UK is becoming known for totalitarian gangster politics and it is not a good look so vote REFORM at next elections for true democratic freedom.

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