Opinion: No-One Cares About REFORM UK PARTY PLC™©® In-Fighting As English Voters Will Vote For Them No Matter What.

It’s been a while since we plugged our favourite up-and-coming political party. So this week, local democracy reporter Simon Goebbels gives his take on the in-fighting engulfing the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC™©® and ponders on the potential impact on its hopes of a breakthrough in the county council elections this spring.

As is usual with any bunch of far-right loonies, Niglet the Gargoyle’s Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC™©® have started publicly squabbling amongst themselves just when they need to present themselves as a serious political proposition.

Earlier this week, Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC™©® MP Rupert Lowelife accused party owner Niglet the Gargoyle of spoiling his nice new rattle. The gargoyle promptly responded to the accusation by suspending Lowelife from the party and reporting him to the police for alleged bullying and harassment.

The very public nature of the spat has confirmed the perception of Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC™©® as just another bunch of pathetic squabblers who haven’t got their act together – just like the Tories, in fact.  

Tweedlelowe and Tweedlenige: battle about a rattle...

Will this shake the faith of the growing number of people seeing the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC™©® as a viable option at the next election?

The answer is simple.

No, it won’t.

The UK’s right-wing media has been throwing shit at the Labo*r party ever since it first got voted in. They are doing everything they can to undermine the UK’s democratically-elected government because their tax-exile owners and their super-rich chums see Labo*r as a threat to their leech-like grip on the UK.

And the English public fall for it. Every time. Collectively, they are as dumb as toast and have no sense of pattern recognition.

They’ll believe all of the lies about Labo*r wrecking the economy and making everyone poorer.

They’ll forget all about the ongoing car-crash that is Brexit.

They’ll forget about 14 years of the Tories trashing the UK and selling the scrap to its chums.

They’ll vote for whoever the UK newspapers and their chums tell them to, even for a bunch of Russian-asset owner-funded dictator-loving sycophants who are sucking up to Trump and Putin and would sell the UK to them and their pals if the price was right.

Dom the Martian; "Shoulda Gone to Specsavers"

So who cares if the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC™©® are a bunch of petty, hopeless far-right narcissists who think that slogans are the same as workable policies, and who will probably turn the UK in a pound-shop Trump-style dictatorship when Niglet becomes Prime Minister in 2029?

We know Niglet doesn’t, because he’s even been seeking advice from Demonic Martian, that far-sighted expert team player who did so much to promote unity amongst Tory government ministers and advisors during the pandemic lockdown.

And Dom says: “Vote Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC™©®. Everyone else are just f*ckpigs.”

You can’t get a better endorsement than that!

And in the real world, another click-bait plug for REFORM puts the right-wing trolls right in their element. Sure enough, the same old trio – or probably just one troll with three user IDs, given the stylistic similarity of their posts - have contributed over half the comments, those comprising of the usual unedifying mix of “Labour is shit” whataboutery and personal insults directed towards anyone who disagrees with them. Presumably the host is confusing this tedious trollery with “reader engagement”and thinks it is good for page views….

Comments:
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Yu Rong wrote:
And yet, REFORM are looking more and more like the least worse option of a bad bunch.

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Victor Laudanum replied:
Should've gone to Specsavers.

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Yu Rong replied:
At least I have that option unlike you, the blind.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
@ victorlaudanum
Wouldn't have helped. Their anti-government myopia is way beyond the help of spectacles.

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Yu Rong replied:
Funnily enough exactly what people have been saying of your anti-UK far-left hatred GMM, glad the message has finally sunk in.

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Neil Barse replied:
Unfortunately for you GMM, everyone can see what a Far Left hateful anti British Europhile antagonist troll that you are.

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Chad Grindr wrote:
Guess we should all feel glad it's Labo*r that are in government (at the moment), after all there is absolutely no in-fighting in that political party! Maybe a bit of fighting on the streets of Warrington and fair bit of corruption ;-)
Plus they are doing really really well with the UK economy! No cuts or taxes rises whatsoever...

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Grey Mondeo Man wrote:
Not sure anyone can trust REFORM. They seem to lack integrity.

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Chad Grindr replied:
Talking of lack of integrity, it’s Grey Mondeo Man….

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Neil Barse replied:
So Grey Mondeo Man, as you want the UK to reapply to become a member of the EU again, why did you vote Labo*r at the General Election, seeing as your multi millionaire idol St*rmer made it perfectly clear that Labo*r would not to reapply to join the EU? Any moderate truthful Leftist that wants the UK to be an EU member, would give a very good reason why they voted for a political party that would not do so. Even a Far Left hateful anti British Europhile antagonist such as yourself must have a reason for not voting for a political party that would give you the EU membership you so crave. Or is it the fact that you couldn't care less if the UK was in or out of the EU, as long as it gives you a reason to troll about it.

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Yu Rong wrote:
Presumably Chad, because Grey Mondeo Man enjoys the self flagellation of being able to raise Brexit on a public platform. Lord only knows how many other sites he beats himself on.

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Chad Grindr wrote:
And what about those 20 Labo*r councillors at Broxtowe BC including it's leader in 2025, who have resigned from the party, accusing Labo*r of abandoning traditional values? You have too admire their principles don't you agree Grey Mondeo Man?

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Yu Rong wrote:
And what about that Labo*rite Sam Gould, 33, who pleaded guilty to two separate counts at Barkingside Magistrates' Court in Ilford on Monday, a former senior aid of Health Secretary Wes Streeting and Redbridge councillor, resigned after being convicted of indecent exposure?

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Ed 2468 Motorway wrote:
There’s already a lot of whataboutery on this one. This was an article about REFORM, not Labo*r.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Whataboutery is all they have, Ed.

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Yu Rong replied:
Oh look at that Ed, you write something and GMM instantly replies.
Now, a betting man might take a chance on you two being one and the same. The evidence being GMM has resolved not to respond to me no matter what the provocation. And then you pop up, with a similar stand point to Brexit-boy. Coincidence. . . ?

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Neil Barse replied:
Well spotted Chad. Makes you wonder if they are one and the same, as each has a specific obsession. Ed with REFORM and Grey Mondeo Man with the Tories, Brexit, Right and Far Right, plus anyone who's opinion goes against his beloved St*rmer and Re*ves. They both need help with their obsessions as it's taken over their attempts too be logical and sensible. Somehow I doubt even help will have any effect or cure their obsessive postings. Similar to Re*ves attempts to improve the economy lol

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Yu Rong replied:
Ed just provides GMM with a convenient cover behind which he can keep up the appearance of not responding to me but yet, still having his say. LOL
Then comes the one can attack certain opinions without harming the 'reputation' of the other. Not that either has a reputation worth a jot.

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Ed 2468 Motorway replied:
Oh look at that Yu Rong, you write something and Chad Grindr/Neil Barse instantly replies.
Now, a betting man might take a chance on you on all three of you being one and the same. You can’t even get your multiple ID names right in your replies to yourself.

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Yu Rong replied:
Trying to censor me Ed? Does the truth that this bunch are as bad as the previous lot sting that much?
Each time Labo*r screws up it makes Reform look like the least worse option. LOL

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Neil Barse replied:
Sayeth Ed who is completely obsessed with his mindless knee-jerk hatred of REFORM lol

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Ed 2468 Motorway replied:
Says someone with a mindless knee-jerk hatred of the UK’s democratically-elected government…

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Yu Rong replied:
LOL If you say so Ed. If you say so.

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Chad Grindr wrote:
People are literally getting poorer by the day thanks to these bunch of clowns currently in government that lied to get elected.

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Tornado Watcher replied:
Yes I suppose billionaire tax exile landowners, rich folk with kids in private schools and well-heeled pensioners are a little bit worse off. The rest of us are just fine, despite what you read in your Daily Mail/Telegraph/Express. But keep whatabouting on about Labo*r when the article is about Reform, why don’t you?

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Yu Rong replied:
Labo*r being far more relevant to what is happening in the UK today and why their failure is opening the door to Reform.
But you can stick your head up St*rmer's behind if you think it helps?

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Neil Barse replied:
Interesting Chad that we are getting lots of down votes, yet the ardent Labo*rite leftists have made no comments on the economy downturn. No doubt they blame it on the Tories, like their pin-up queen, Rachel from Accounts lol

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Tornado Watcher replied:
Or perhaps people are just getting tired of the trollish Tory trio posting repetitive insults, whataboutery and gaslighting?

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Neil Barse replied:
At last, Tornado Watcher confesses the truth about himself before slinking away to stew in his own UK-hating demented leftist bile. A bitter lonely insidious individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due to the fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory posting. Completely expected every time Tornado Watcher posts on here.

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Yu Rong replied:
Once the comment is up, it matters not the colour of the thumbs. But if posting thumbs occupies an addled mind, fine with me. It only serves to obfuscate the truth of the matter one way or another.
Although I do notice the number 7 is very noticeably prevalent, it means something to someone. Go figure . . . LOL

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Super Small Dick wrote:
Labo*r have been in for nearly nine months now and everything is still shite just like it was under the last government of Bl*ir and Br*wn. In that time, millions of illegal immigrants have crossed the channel in small boats and are being kept in luxury hotels while millions of pensioners freeze to death and homeless farmers are sleeping on the streets after being kicked off their land because they can’t afford to pay their inheritance tax. My local Tory councillor told me that St*rmer is now planning to put VAT up to 100% in order to fund free driving lessons for illegal immigrants. Vote REFORM UK PARTY PLC.

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Notasoviet Resident wrote:
Comrades, dear Mr. Putin says for you to vote REFORM in next elections because all other political England parties will introduce anti-democratic police state dictatorships unlike truly free Russia as run by champion of democratic freedoms dear Mr. Putin and his Russian oligarch friends whose money is good for UK.

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