Wonderful Weatherforks Boozers Bring Springtime Cheer…

It’s been a few days since we last ran an advertorial for our favourite pub mega-chain, the utterly brilliant Weatherforks boozers.

And sure enough the Weatherforks boss, Brexit hero Sir Martin Timm, rang our editor up to demand that we run a plug for his 12-day beer festival, featuring right-wing-themed brews from all over the world.

Weatherforks boss Sir Martin Timm.

Weatherforks’ boss, Brexit hero Sir Martin Timm said: “The festival is a great celebration of right-wing real ale.”

“It will allow us to showcase a selection of superb short-dated value-for-money beers, including those from brewers as far afield as America and Australia, as well as those closer to home. The festival features several brewers who support far-right political parties, with many of the beers having been brewed, or the brewing assisted, by right-wing populists,” said Sir Timm.

“The event will pander to our usual clientele of shouty fascist pensioners, benefit scroungers and other assorted yobbos, giving them the opportunity to binge-drink strong cheap beers which have not previously been available in our boozers, as well as those brewed especially for the festival.”

And a new beer now on sale across the UK as part of wonderful Weatherforks Spring Beer Festival has been specially created in Kent, just for the occasion!

The refreshing golden pale ale has been brewed by property developer and part-time brewer Nepo Scheame, from its brewery based at its Chattingham headquarters.

“It’s called Symond’s Throat-Warmer, a beer which offers a fruity, nutty experience and a good head,” says Sir Timm. “That’s what my good friend Boris says anyway. So I hope everyone enjoys it!...”

The Spring Beer Festival will see all eight of the chain’s brilliant Midway boozers welcome pints from Australia, Germany, Italy, France and the USA.

The international beers will all be served for the first time at the festival, which runs from Wednesday, March 5 to Sunday, March 16.

These beers include Don’t Know Vote No from Dutton’s Creek in Australia, Parti Populaire from Bernier in Canada, El Duce from Meroni in Italy, Blut Und Boden from Lebensraum in Germany and Roman Salute from Musk in the USA.

“The selection of 30 real ales doesn’t include ‘vegan’ or ‘non-alcoholic’ options as this is a proper right-wing beer festival,” said Sir Timms. “So don’t ask for any woke rubbish like that as a punch in the face often offends you leftie types.”

Weatherforks boozer The Rees-Moggs Head

The price of a festival pint in the wonderful Weatherspoons in Midway will start at £1.99.

The full festival line-up features British beers from the Brexit Fantasy Brewery in Henley, Badenoch's Trouble Brewing in Grantham, Wee  Krankie Sturgeon’s Brewery in Scotland, Mad Nad’s Brewery in Bedfordshire, Jenrick’s Backhander Brewery Company in Newark and Chattingham’s Nepo Scheame Brewery.

Customers can pick up tasting notes on all of the beers from inside any brilliant Weatherforks boozer, with pictorial instructions showing how to use a beer glass for the benefit of the usual customers.

The notes will be available as part of the festival magazine and can be downloaded online or via the Weatherforks app. 

More gushing “swoon over ‘spoons” advertorials masquerading as ‘news’ in the real world… 

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Chad Grindr wrote:
It is always amusing how the self-entitled dribbling left-wing loons start frothing at the mouth and looking down their snooty noses when ever somebody mentions Weatherforks. They are what they are, with no frills. They are not pretentious or do they pretend to be anything else than a cheap watering hole for all, including mainly old working-class fascists and those that are not inserted up their own behinds :-)

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
The real reason that people with your political views pretend to like Weatherforks pubs is that the owner is a right-wing millionaire who was a huge supporter of your precious Brexit. I very much doubt if you or any of your other right-wing chums on here actually use them regularly, purely on the basis that you appear to know how to read and write.

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Chad Grindr replied:
Will you just STOP SHOUTING YOU DRIVELLING LEFTIST LOON!!!

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Victor Laudanum wrote:
Weatherforks bulk-buys short-dated beer from breweries at bargain basement prices. It’s stuff they would otherwise be pouring down the drains in a week or two. You’re welcome to pay £1.99 a pint for it. I’d rather pay five quid and get a decent pint that won’t give me the squits later on.

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Chad Grindr replied:
Oh, the old “short-dated beer” chestnut, doubtless put out by some UK-business-hating lefty to try and drag down the Weatherforks chain and its far-sighted entrepreneurial owner whom the green-eyed remoaners hate so much. I know you woke socialist bed-wetters don’t like facts, but here’s the proof that shows up your leftist lies for what they are:
https://www.proactiveinvestors.co.uk/companies/news/1049385/does-spoons-buy-nearly-out-of-date-beer-1049385.html

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Victor Laudanum replied:
Thanks for the link, Chad. I was expecting to maybe see some details of invoices and quality certs, but instead your “proof” just consists of the pub chain owner simply asserting that he doesn’t buy short-dated beer.
So that’s all right then.
I mean, we all know Brexiters always tell the truth, don’t we?

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Neil Barse replied:
Typical lies and whataboutery from a bitter and twisted leftist Labo*r loser. I think you far-left socialists must be mentally ill to constantly come out with the lies and whataboutery the way you do. And what about Labo*r’s plans to tax all Weatherforks pubs out of existence to punish the owner for not being a woke, bed-wetting leftie, eh? Eh? That’s a plan that I’m sure you woke, hate-filled far-left St*rmer worshippers would approve of.

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Victor Laudanum replied:
So I ask for a better standard of proof than “because I said so” and I get a tirade of demented abuse? Par for the course on here, I suppose. And as for the “Labo*r plans” you refer to, I presume you are able to provide some evidence of these. I’m sure they’d be headline news, after all. Or do they only exist in your head?

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Neil Barse replied:
Your constant sealioning is a typical tactic of a hard-left, bitter and twisted leftist Labo*r loser. You are provided with facts and you choose to ignore them because they demonstrate to the world that your opinions are those of a hate-filled, ultra-far-left socialist bed-wetter. In making ever more strident demands for information, you merely show your mental illness by constantly coming out with lies and whataboutery.

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Victor Laudanum replied:
Once again, you confuse unsubstantiated assertions for facts, then accuse me of “sealioning” when I question their authenticity. But I’ll leave it at that. I can see you are getting angry. Again.

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Chad Grindr replied:
Talking of unsubstantiated assertions, Victor, what is the source of your assertion that “Weatherforks bulk-buys short-dated beer”?

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Victor Laudanum replied:
Oh, some bloke I heard talking down the pub.
That should be good enough for a right-winger like you, shouldn’t it?
Of course, the real reason ‘Forks can sell cheap beer is their buying power and sales volumes. But I’d thought I’d pull you and your rightie chums’ chains.
And it worked!

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Neil Barse replied:
Chad – this is why you should not waste your effort trying to engage leftist idiots like VL in rational debate. They deserve only insults, random distraction issues, whataboutery and gaslighting. This involves no rational thought whatsoever, which should not be wasted on demented leftists who disagree with us. This will ensure that wishy-washy, woke snowflakes will be driven away, meaning that WE WIN all of the time.

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SuperSmallDick wrote:
My local Tory councillor told me that Labo*r is going to increase duty on all alcoholic drinks by 3000% to fund benefits for illegal immigrants in boats. Meanwhile, millions of English pensioners are freezing to death thanks to the removal of the WFP and thousands of farmers are living on the streets because they have been made homeless by Labour’s IHT changes. Four more years of Starmer’s communist dictatorship, then I can vote REFORM.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
I’m currently sitting in a sunny pub garden wearing a t-shirt. It’s a balmy 18°C.
So who and where are all these “millions of English pensioners” who “are freezing to death”?
Have ANY UK pensioners actually frozen to death this winter?  I can’t recall the Daily Mail/Express/Telegraph naming any. You’d think it would be the sort of thing they would be screeching to high heaven about, after all.
Or could it all be a load of hyperbolic right-wing invective about a Labo*r budget as usual?

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Neil Barse replied:
Yet more tedious insults, lies, sealioning and disinformation from Grey Mondeo Man. I think you leftists must be mentally ill to constantly come out with the lies and whataboutery the way you do. Like all lazy parasitic leftist scum, you are are unable to hold any sort of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults. Crawl away and die, you tofu-eating, Guardian-reading pillock.

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Notasoviet Resident wrote:
Comrades Labo*r used lies and disinformation to trick their way into power and have been attacking UK population ever since by doing things they had promised not to I cannot think of any other government in world which has passed legislation which they know will kill most vulnerable people in society like pensioners who will die if they withdrew the Winter Fuel Allowance now they are attacking poor millionaire farmers and billionaire rentier landowners like my wealthy friends from beloved Russia. Who will be next? The rest of the world is looking on with horror as political opponents and journalists in UK are thrown in jail for social media posts and journalists are threatened by St*rmer and bully boys of his regime what UK needs is fairness and freedom of true democracy as offered in homeland by dear Mr. Putin and his patriotic rich oligarch friends rather than gangster regime of Ke*r St*rmer. UK is becoming known for totalitarian gangster politics and it is not a good look so vote REFORM at next elections for true democratic freedom.

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