The R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© Abandons Sale Of County Council Headquarters And Forces 500 Staff Back To Office After DOPE Findings

The Really Extreme Far Out Right-wing Maniacs UK Party PLC™®©'s new administration at the County Council has announced plans to abandon the sale of its headquarters and has pledged to force 500 staff back into the office.

Leader Lotte Drittereich shared the authority’s “first big savings” discovered by the newly-launched Department Of Political Expediency (DOPE) at a full council meeting.

Earlier this week, R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© owner and Leader-For-Life Niglet the gargoyle promised announcements today (July 11).

The gargoyle with some of its not-at-all weird R.E.F.O.R.M. councillors on the steps of County Hall this week...

Cllr Drittereich said: “One of ze R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© key political dogmas is getting staff back into ze office. Since ze Covid lockdowns, ze office space here at ze county council has remained limited and zis woke, leftist home-vorking has become commonplace.”

“Zis must stop. Everyone knows zat all council vorkers are lazy feckless skivers and so we will be forcing zem all to return to vork, zo zat our new ‘Human Capital’ team can keep zem under complete control zo zey can punish and demonise zem.”

“I have been vorking to implement an ‘Arbeit Macht Frei’ Office De-population’ plan. Our aim is to make our workplace conditions so bad zat our council staff vill all resign. Ve will even be introducing an 'employee of ze week' scheme, zat is how much ve hate our staff!"

“Ve estimate zis vil save £wibblewibblemillion pounds zis year alone. OK, so no-one vil be around to run council services, but who cares? Ze main thing is zat ve get to claim huge cost savings and make a lot of noise for our tame right-wing media to sound off about.”

Since the party took office in May, Cllr. Drittereich claims that “the level of debt has reduced by some £wibblewibble millions, a saving of £wibblewibble per day in interest payments alone” and added their “no more borrowing” policy will reduce this even further, by more than £wibblewibble million, by next March.”

Among the other cost-cutting measures it will introduce, green property modifications will be scrapped, which it claims will save £wibblewibblemillion over four years.

“Ve vil be cutting out zis green crap, vitch everyone knows is a woke libtard climate change scam created by lefties who hate our fossil-fuel political mega-donors.”

Cllr. Drittereich said: “My team has made up zese totally bogus savings to boast about in just a few short weeks.”

“Just imagine vot ve can make up in ze months to come.”

Cllr. Drittereich: "Ve haff ways to cut ze costs..."

Cllr. Drittereich claimed more is already being spent on roads with the £79.3million in the council’s capital budget being more than £10million higher than last year.

“Ok, zo ze previous council vos responsible for zat, but zat won’t stop us taking ze credit for it.”

She added that by the end of this month, it will have increased the number of road maintenance staff by 33% (from two people to three).

Meanwhile, other proposals mentioned in her speech included the scrapping of “brown bin” and “recycled waste” collections.

“Ve haff had enough of zis woke leftist recycling nonsense. People can just go back to having bonfires like zey used to. Ve estimate zis vil save another £wibblewibblemillion every year.”

“And ve are also cutting zis woke libtard free school transport for disabled children. Zey haf wheelchairs, don’t zey? Vy should council tax-payers pay for zem to get around?”

“And don’t get me started on ze libraries. Apparently, people can borrow books and read zem for free!! Zis vill stop! Ve at ze R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© are totally opposed to people reading anyzing zat is not approved by R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© leadership.”

“We don’t vant people to be educated and well-informed, otherwise zey might not vote for ze R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© and ve can’t be having viz zat!”

“Ve estimate zat cutting all of zese woke libtard freebies for scroungers and illegal immigrants vil save ze county council millions a year.”

Responding to the announcements, opposition councillors said:

“We've heard today a lot of hot air about so-called cuts that can be made, but it’s all verbal. This DOPE team haven’t put out a scrap of evidence to back up their claims of “huge cost savings” let alone issued a report. We need it set down on paper. In a local authority, nothing’s worth anything if it isn't written down.”

“The administration needs to set out in detail the cuts they intend to make; the effects they will have and then bring those to a relevant committee so they can be fully explored in a calm rational way, so that the public can be clear on how the cuts might affect families in the county.”

But we at the MORON don’t care about “opposition councillors” because they’re not the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© and don’t generate the clicks like they do.

So we won’t be wasting any more column inches on them…

In the real world, the ongoing train-wreck at our County Council is proving to be click-bait gold. Curiously, the comments trolls aren’t having it all their own way, judging by their pathetic whining about the “red-thumbing” of their output. Even new user IDs aren’t helping them. Maybe ‘normal’ people are just getting tired of their nasty trollery…

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Seismically Loopy wrote:
Hoooray I don't care who's in charge so long as it's not the uni-party bubble labour conservative liberal Democrats or greens they are all hypocrites they are all useless! Good luck to any minority party just do it! Unfortunately you still have to convince the brainwashed minions supporters of the uni parties!

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Hate All Greens and Reds wrote:
What i find amazing is the amount of lefties making wild guesses, assumptions and spreading outright misinformation about R.E.F.O.R.M. yet ignoring the despicable performance of this so called Labo*r government. The sheer arrogance and audacity to rubbish a new party who are yet to prove themselves, whilst turning a blind eye to the indefensible shambles of St*rmer's Harmers is pathetic, and a clear smokescreen to deflect criticism of this shower in parliament.

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Tornado Watcher replied:
Is whataboutery your only debating strategy?

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Hate All Greens and Reds replied:

It's called truth, something you dribbling leftist libtards find difficult to grasp.

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Tornado Watcher replied:

Looks like Chad/Neil/Phil/Yu Rong etc. etc. has yet another user ID to spew out their tedious anti-Labour drivel and insults under…

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Hate All Greens and Reds replied:

At last, Tornado Watcher confesses the truth about himself before slinking away to stew in his own UK-hating demented leftist bile. A bitter lonely insidious individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due to the fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory posting. Completely expected every time Tornado Watcher posts on here.

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Tornado Watcher replied:

New user ID, same old insults…

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Hate All Greens and Reds replied:

A typically stupid reply from the typically stupid remoaning socialist La**or-supporting woke snowflake that is GreyMondeoMan. Like all lazy parasitic leftist scum, you are a blight on society and as such is unable to hold any sort of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults. Crawl away and die, you tofu-eating, Guardian-reading pillock

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Tornado Watcher replied:

Another classic and oft-repeated insult, Chad/Neil/Phil. Keep ‘em coming…

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Alfie Nerk wrote:
Well the desperate, anti-R.E.F.O.R.M. posters haven't disappointed on this subject!
It must be hard for them to see a new radical party that is popular with the electorate strive to make the country better for all.
Don't worry lefties, Corbyn and co will be up and running for you again soon.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
"…a new radical party…"
It isn't new. It’s the same old clapped-out populist dogma re-branded with yet another new name. It’s been UKRAP, the Brexit Porkies and now it’s R.E.F.O.R.M. It's always been just the Gargoyle party though, whatever it’s called.
It isn't radical. It's reactionary. There’s a difference.
"…popular with the electorate…"
It did well at the last local elections, but ‘popular’ isn’t the same as ‘effective’. It is either making a complete Horlicks of itself in the councils it runs or - as in our part of the world - sitting around with its thumb up its bottom, having yet to hold a council meeting in the two months it has been in office.

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Alfie Nerk wrote:
So funny reading the disgruntled remoaning Lefties clutching at straws to try and have a go at the R.E.F.O.R.M.-led County Council.
The mere fact that after being in office for just 2 months, they've announced a raft of proposals in order to provide better value for money and services for taxpayers and the anti R.E.F.O.R.M. (anti common sense) brigade are having kittens.
The Lefties are so predictable in their idealistic view of the world. They just cannot get over the fact that they are irrelevant! It so amusing to see the levels of desperation and cynicism.
Oh and don't worry about the red/green thumb thingys. Everyone knows now they are fake!

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Gonads replied:
Not bad grammar for a pro-Gargoyle Party post. Or is that you, Yu Rong? Still obsessed with ‘red and green thumbs’, I see.

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Hate All Greens and Reds replied:

Well well well, a socialist resorting to insults. You can't help yourselves can you?

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TWERP replied:
Beleive it or not, sopporting a pro Niglit party can incleud eduecated peeple. Not only we are eduecated, we also have commen sense and Pride in Englend.

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TWERP wrote:
So many red thums is rediculous. Why on earth woodn't peeple want thier hard earned money paid to the council to be spent on relevent things and not swandered away? They must be very well off financialey if they can not see the posittive money saving R.E.F.O.R.M. are going to make. I honestley can not fathom why peeple especialley from Kent are so incredibley woke and or extreeme lefties?!

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Gonads replied
And those know-all leftie libtards go around using spell-check as well...

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Hate All Greens and Reds replied:

A typically stupid reply from the typically stupid remoaning socialist La**or-supporting woke snowflake that is Gonads. Like all lazy parasitic leftist scum, you are a blight on society and as such is unable to hold any sort of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults. Crawl away and die, you tofu-eating, Guardian-reading pillock

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Ed2468motorway wrote:
So DOPE haven't actually found anything at all then?

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Alfie Nerk replied:
I'd say it's not too bad for the first 8 weeks in office!

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Ed2468motorway replied:

What part of “haven't actually found anything” don’t you understand?

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Hate All Greens and Reds replied:
The point is they've found savings when most ridiculed them. Not laughing now though, just bitter from all those sour grapes.

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Ed2468motorway replied:

What part of “haven't actually found anything” don’t you understand? They have found zilch new savings. It’s all inconsequential bluster or made-up wibble wibble wibble. No written reports, no documented cost analyses, no nothing.

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Hate All Greens and Reds replied:

You mean like Labo*rs' 'fully costed' policies which turned out to be a complete pack of lies? Why are you not talking about that?

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SuperBigotDave replied:

Something-something black hole every day for the first couple of months. And yet here we are one year on and no more mentions of said 'black hole', whilst simultaneously finding money for all sorts of things not limited to HS2, the A66 widening, public sector payrises, increasing the defence budget, u-turning on 'necessary' cuts, and paying off Mauritius.

It's a modern day miracle that would make Jesus blush.

Labour's lies make R.E.F.O.R.M. look positively saint-like.

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Ed2468motorway replied:

Whataboutwhataboutwhatabout. Labour’s ‘lies’, whatever you hallucinate them to be, are irrelevant here. We’re talking about a new county council that is boasting about undocumented and therefore imaginary ‘cost savings’ whilst completely ignoring the day-to-day business of actually running a county council. It’s all sound-bites and flim-flam and no actual governmental work. Doesn’t that bother you?

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Hate All Greens and Reds replied:

Typical sealioning, gaslighting, misinformation, whataboutery from a bitter and twisted leftist Labo*r loser. I think you far-left socialists must be mentally ill to constantly come out with the constant lies and whataboutery the way you do. And what about that Rachel Reeves eh? Why hasn’t she resigned after been caught out lying on her CV?.

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Ed2468motorway replied:

…oh god…

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Grey Mondeo Man wrote:
They ‘claim’ they have found savings. We need to see the details.

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Tornado Watcher replied:
Agreed. Is anyone keeping a tally on these claims? From what's published here, R.E.F.O.R.M. claim they will save “millions” a year (the county council budget is in excess of £1 billion a year).
I'd be interested in seeing the document from which they originate (is it the DOPE report that's not appeared so far)? If anyone has links, please add.
I'm interested in how they've costed this.

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Hate All Greens and Reds replied:

More sealioning from a leftist libtard. Why do you need to see the details? It's not your decision is it?

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Tornado Watcher replied:

”Why do we need to see the details?”

Errr, because they work for us and it’s our tax money, remember?

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Victor Laudanum replied:

I know you don’t like anyone asking questions of your beloved R.E.F.O.R.M. council, but the council tax payers and voters of Kent surely have a right to know that there is logic behind the decision and that there has been due diligence . It’s a ‘democracy’ sort of thing, you know? So far R.E.F.O.R.M. hasn’t been very good at doing their sums!

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:

We need to see their workings - especially as they proven liars. These are just claims at the moment.

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TWERP replied:

Maybee we shuld be asking Labo*r to prove where thier £22bn 'black hole' or whatever the amount came from. Funny how they allegedley found 'some money behind the sofa' about a month ago. Why on earth they they giving more of our hard earned tax money to their HR solisitor chums? Funny how they mannaged to find the money for that tho isn't it?! Maybe someone should be going thro Rachel's maths primery school homework to make sure it actualley makes any sense before handing it in or in our case what they are actualley spending it on?! Maybe you shuld've asked last winter if granny was warm?

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Ed2468motorway replied:

….oh god…not more whataboutery again…nooooooooooooo………..

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R.E.F.O.R.M. - led County Council Say ‘Woke’ Library Book Ban ‘Not A Change Of Policy’

The Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs Party PLC UK™®© - led County Council says its “woke” library book ban is “not a change of policy” after conflicting social media posts from councillors.

County Council Leader Lotte Drittereich...

In an “Xcrete” post on Xcrement, its new leader Lotte Drittereich said all books deemed “wokish” would be removed from library shelves after a fellow R.E.F.O.R.M. Party PLC UK™®© said they had been informed of “leftist ideologies” in the children’s section of a library.

The council’s opposition councillors have said that R.E.F.O.R.M. are not following “proper process” in the council and announcing things on social media has created uncertainty.

Cllr Drittereich added on Xcrement that “letting our children read anything but R.E.F.O.R.M. Party PLC UK™®© propaganda is wrong and IST VERBOTEN!!!” and said that “leftist” works would be removed from the children’s sections of all of the county’s libraries.

The book the R.E.F.O.R.M. Party PLC UK™®©  was referring to is “Noah And The Ark”, a picture book for under-5s aimed at presenting one of the Bible’s most popular stories in a simple and entertaining fashion.

Cllr. Drittereich: War on woke...

In his video posted to social media on Thursday, the person responsible for the ban, Cllr. Dick Spanner, the county’s council’s new Director of R.E.F.O.R.M. Information and Propaganda (DRIP), claimed: “I was recently contacted by a concerned member of the public and fellow R.E.F.O.R.M. Party member, who found woke material and books in the children’s section of one of our libraries – I’ve looked into this, and it was the case.”

“I was shocked to find that this so-called ‘Noah’ was on A BOAT! Obviously an illegal immigrant, of course. And he was bringing over not only his entire family, but also two of every animal, doubtless to be housed in luxury hotel accommodation while English pensioners and farmers are being cast onto the streets in poverty thanks to the evil policies of K*ir St*rmer’s Labo*r government!!”

“And don’t get me started on the so-called ‘rainbow’!! Obviously part of a woke, leftist LBGTQXYZ agenda!!! WHAT SORT OF EVIL LEFTIST PERVERT WANTS TO CORRUPT THE MINDS OF INNOCENT CHILDREN WITH BLATANT FAR-LEFT PROPAGANDA SUCH AS THIS!!!!”

Not-at-all weird video from not-at-all weird R.E.F.O.R.M. councillor...

“ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS IN BOATS!!??? RAINBOWS???! ARRRRGH!!!!! AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON SO-CALLED ‘FAIRY’ TALES!!! OH YEAH!!!!??? WE ALL KNOW WHAT THEY ARE ABOUT, DON’T WE!!!??? EH???? EH???? ARRRGHHH!!!! BAN ALL BOOKS!!!! BAN ‘EM ALL AND BURN ‘EM ALL NOW!!! NOW I SAY!!!!

A R.E.F.O.R.M. Party PLC UK™®© county council spokesperson told PA Media: “We have not changed policy.”

“We have always held crazed ideological views about woke brainwashing of children via leftist propaganda. We are simply enacting the demented loony policies we always said we would.”

Cllr Drittereich heralded her colleagues’ actions as showing “courage and common sense” on Xcrement.”

“Vee voz democratically elected by 12% of zee county’s electorate, vich gives us an absolute mandate to do votever vee like,” she said.

“You haff to understand zat vee now haff absolute, ultimate control.”

Get your extra finger on the pulse - with a MORON subscription!!!

“So. No more of ze meetings. Why vood we need to talk to anyone who isn’t a member of ze Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs Party PLC UK™®© anyway? Ve take our orders directly from Our Leader, Niglet Ze Gargoyle. Zat is vot ze people voted for!!! Heil Niglet!!!”

However, opposition councillors told the MORON that it felt like “a headline-grabbing piece of nonsense that tried to distract from the fact that R.E.F.O.R.M. have been in charge of the county council for three months and have yet to hold a single council meeting”.

He added: “It is bizarre that the Leader of the Council is making policy announcements on social media rather than to the council.”

But we at the MORON don’t care about what opposition councillors think, because they aren’t the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs Party PLC UK™®© and don’t generate the clicks like they do.

That’s democracy…

In the real world, it seems a certain local news site just can’t generate enough click-bait from the ridiculous smokescreen (see here, here and here ad nauseum) put out by the party of a bunch of new county councillors who seem transfixed, like rabbits in headlights, at the prospect of having to actually DO the jobs they were voted in for… 

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R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© chairman Gizah Bakhanda quits following Kent visit

The chairman of the Really Extreme Far Out Right-wing Maniacs UK Party PLC™®© has quit the role alongside a fellow member of his DOPE team who is also leaving the party.

Gizah Bakhanda: resigned...

Announcing his resignation this afternoon, Mr Bakhanda said that trying to work to get the party elected to government is “not a good use of my time”.

His resignation followed a question raised at Prime Minister’s question time by R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© MP Neil Anderthal, who asked the PM whether the Labour government would be implementing a policy of deporting “anyone who looked or sounded ‘a bit forren’ to Rwanda.”

The question provoked outrage, compelling the owner of the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© Niglet the Gargoyle to briefly remove his head from US President Turnip’s fundament in order to deny that his party was riddled with brain-dead racists.

The gargoyle: "no great loss"...

“Er…. well….er….just Neil being Neil…. deporting anyone who looks or sounds ‘a bit forren’ isn’t party policy… er… yet… not to be taken seriously… er….” said the Gargoyle.

“It’s a shame that Gizah is leaving the party, but that’s probably because he’s just a snowflake who can’t take the rough and tumble of UK politics, so no great loss” sneered the gargoyle, in a desperate attempt at victim blaming.

Mr Bakhanda’s full statement said: “11 months ago, I became chairman of the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®©.”

“I’ve now belatedly realised that working to get a R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© government elected is like a lamb looking forward to Eid al-Fitr, and so I hereby resign the office.”

Mr. Bakhanda added, “I was shocked and upset that an MP representing a party full of xenophobic idiots could ask such a xenophobic, idiotic question.”

“It was the same feeling as when I found out that the Pope is actually a Catholic! I mean, who’d have thought it, eh?”

Easgon Nutz: DOGEyman

It comes just days after Mr Bakhanda arrived in the county to lead and launch the party’s Department Of Political Expediency  (DOPE) programme - a slavish UK pound-shop version of a similar scheme set up by U.S. billionaire (and owner of ultra-right-wing online propaganda site Xcrement) Easgon Nutz to look at American federal spending.

DOPE is tasked with “identifying waste” within its 10 party-controlled councils across the country, in the hope of feeding culture wars headlines to the UK’s right-wing media and stoking a general dissatisfaction with democratic government in the UK prior to the 2029 general election – which the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© hopes to win.

Mr Bakhanda was at County Hall on Friday alongside newly elected KCC leader Lotte Drittereich and fellow DOPE members, including 8-year-old “entrepreneur” Norbert Halfbaked, whose Mum also announced he will “leave at the same time as” Mr Bakhanda.

Following the meeting, he said that County Council bosses confirmed millions of pounds of financial irregularities have been identified at the authority.

“It was a triumph for our cutting-edge computer technology,” said Mr. Bakhanda. “Using something our DOPE experts call ‘Google’, we were able to find evidence of financial shenanigans that had been flagged up by the county council’s own auditors over a year ago.”

Norbert Halfbaked; "Awwww, Mum..."

DOPE’s IT lead, the 8-year-old “technology entrepreneur” Norbert Halfbaked also announced his departure from the party. Writing on Xcrement, his Mum, Doreen, said: “Norbert needs to spend more time doing his homework and less time on the computer ‘WhatsApping’ creepy right-wing people.”

“Mr. Bakhanda used to be our neighbour and he got Norbert involved because he’s quite good at computery stuff. I now believe it is appropriate for Norbert to leave the DOPE programme and go back to playing Minecraft.”

“I have absolute confidence that the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© DOPE programme will fail miserably without Norbert, because he says that most R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© members are just creepy weirdoes who only use computers to troll people or look at dodgy far-right conspiracy web-sites.”

The MORON has approached Cllr. Lotte Drittereich for comment.

In the real world, it’s a real surprise that our local news-site’s favourite politicians start fighting amongst themselves and resigning in a huff just days after launching a flagship policy initiative. Not.

GreyMondeoMan wrote:
He obviously resigned - along with young Mr. Halfbaked - after reading comments about DOPE and the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© on the MORON.
Well done most of you.

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Neil Barse replied:
It's really hard to understand why Far Leftist's gammon such as yourself GreyMondeoMan, who detest any Tory form of government such as the previous Tory led KCC, has never been so deliriously angry and full of spite towards the now R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© count council, but not so when controlled by the Tories. Strange but somehow not unexpected.

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GreyMondeoMan replied:
I think your memory is somewhat selective as usual, Neil. I have posted long and loud about the Tory mismanagement of our county council – and you have always thrown your usual insults, gas-lighting, misinformation and whataboutery at me for doing so. A quick comb back through the comments here will show that.

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Neil Barse replied:
What is very simple greymondeoman is the fact you use all your insults based on your interpretation when you personally don't agree, dislike and in retaliation against those who expose you for the vindictive peddler of misinformation and Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll that you are.

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GreyMondeoMan replied:
I can never tell whether you are being self-mockingly ironic or whether gas-lighting is a permanent mental state for you. But it’s probably the latter.

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Neil Barse replied:
A typically stupid reply from the typically stupid Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll that is greymondeoman. A bitter lonely insidious individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due to the fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory posting. Completely expected every time greymondeoman posts on here.

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Yu Rong replied:
Aww diddums Grey Mondeo Man did your precious Labo*r party get trashed in the county council elections then? You really are a pathetically childish specimen who resorts to pathetically condescending and childish insults in the face of the adult reasoning of your political superiors.

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Neil Barse replied:
An excellent factual and moderate reply, Yu Rong. Grey Mondeo Man is just a pathetic leftist troll who only ever posts tedious sealioning, insults, lies, gaslighting and disinformation. I think leftists like him must be mentally ill to constantly come out with the lies and whataboutery the way he does. Like all lazy parasitic leftist scum, he is a blight on society and as such are unable to hold any sort of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults.

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Chad Grindr replied:
An excellent factual and moderate reply, Neil. Grey Mondeo Man is just a vindictive peddler of misinformation and Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll who uses multiple user IDs to throws vile insults at anyone who disagrees with him and then pathetically uses them to agree with his own comments.

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Yu Rong replied:
Great post as ever Neil.

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Chad Grindr replied:
Thank you Phil

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RSlickR replied:
Great post as ever Chad.

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Chad Grindr replied:
Thank you Phil

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Phil theMentallyIll replied:
Great post as ever Chad.

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Chad Grindr replied:
Thank you Phil

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Neil Barse replied:
Great post as ever Chad.

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Chad Grindr replied:
Thank you Phil

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I like arse cream replied:
Great post as ever Chad.

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Chad Grindr replied:
Thank you Phil

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Phil TheMentallyIll wrote:
You've really got to laugh at those far-left commenters making the most of every opportunity to express their misplaced 'wisdoms' to reinforce the negative. Strangely, it's the same commenters who wilfully turn a blind eye to Labours lies, deceit, hypocrisy and daily setbacks. A visit to a High St eye and ear specialist maybe in order. Apparently there's a two for one on glasses and hearing aids this week!

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Tornado Watcher replied:
The article is about R.E.F.O.R.M.’s laughable DOPE implosion, not about “Labours lies”. But OK, I’ll play along with your whataboutery distraction tactics. What Labour lies are these then?

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Neil Barse replied:
A £22 billion pound black hole lie, when the OBR could only find a £9 billion black hole for one.

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SuperSmallDick replied:

Haha. The OBR, the tool of the far leftists on here when its 'facts' support their argument. And silence when it shows up their lies.

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Tornado Watcher replied:

The £22 billion black hole was not a Labour invention, nor was it a lie. It was announced a couple of weeks before the general election and was used by many politicians and the UK’s right-wing press to attack Labour’s finance plans. Saying that Labour’s Financial plans at that time would not be workable. Unfortunately that has proved to be the case. All thanks to the mismanagement of Truss & co.

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Neil Barse replied:

Here is the proof that shows you up for the lying leftist liar that you are TW

https://fullfact.org/economy/22-billion-black-hole/

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Tornado Watcher replied:

Ah, I can see what’s happening here. You take a few sentences that support your preconceptions from a complex report and then ignore the rest to claim the opposite of what the report actually says. In fact, I bet you just took the Daily Telegraph’s interpretation, rather than one of your own

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Chad Grindr replied:

Seems the flaky Labourites on here don't like facts, especially when it proves them wrong. Releasing the Labourites Red Thumb Fairies not going to change those facts either lol.

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Tornado Watcher replied:

Your obsession with ‘red and green’ thumbs is rather sad. Try getting a life. Or better still, stop throwing insults around when someone disagrees with you and try to take an objective look at information instead, rather than seizing on fragments and misinterpretations that just support your preconceptions. Then maybe people won’t down-vote your input.

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Neil Barse replied:

A typically stupid reply from the typically stupid Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll that is tornado watcher. A bitter lonely insidious individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due to the fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory posting. Completely expected every time tornado watcher posts on here.

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Chad Grindr wrote:
I wish Rachel Reeves would do the decent thing and resign!

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GreyMondeo Man replied:

Is she on the R.E.F.O.R.M. DOPE team as well? Or is this yet more whataboutery?

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Yu Rong replied:

Nah, Rachel from accounts needs the experience to put on her next CV, she won't resign until she can list an achievement. Like us, she's still waiting.

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Chad Grindr replied:

Is that the CV where she tells lies?

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GreyMondeo Man replied:

OK, maybe Rachel Reeves “lied” on her CV about her length of experience at the Bank of England and the details of her roles elsewhere. But the truth is (and I know you are not experienced in such a thing), she has a Masters degree in Economics and worked at the Bank of England for six years, followed by a spell at HBOS. I know you right-wingers and your preferred newspapers like to screech about what was or wasn’t on her CV or LinkedIn profile, but she seems to be a better-qualified Chancellor than, say, Jeremy Hunt (BA in economics, philosophy and politics followed by three failed start-up companies)? Or Kwasi Kwarteng (Ph.D. in “economic history” and a bit of hedge funding)? And as for “lies”, a few inaccuracies on a CV hardly compares with “£350m a week to the NHS” or “we never had a party at Downing Street”. I await your factual and informative rebuttal.

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Neil Barse replied:

Typical whataboutery and misinformation from far-leftist libtard sycophant greymondeoman to cover up a litany of Labour lies. A bitter lonely insidious individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due to the fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory posting. Completely expected every time greymondeoman posts on here.

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GreyMondeo Man replied:

Yes, I am guilty of whataboutery on this one. So back to the subject of the article. Tell me how well you think the R.E.F.O.R.M. DOPE initiative is going so far?

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Tornado watcher replied:

Oooh. The sound of crickets…

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R.E.F.O.R.M UK Party PLC™®© To Send Easgon Nutz-style ‘DOPE’ Team To Look At County Council’s £2.6 bn Finances

The Really Extreme Far Out Right-wing Maniacs UK Party PLC™®© chairman Gizah Bakhanda says the party’s Department Of Political Expediency (DOPE) team is ready to get to work at the County Council.

Mr. Bakhanda - DOPE boss

He met leader Cllr Lotte Drittereich, chief executive Amanda Glutenfrei and senior staff this morning, to take their orders from leading R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© member Trikki Dice and Norbert Halfbaked - an 8-year-old ‘tech entrepreneur’ - who are leading the cost-saving efforts.

The DOPE, a slavish UK pound-shop version of a similar scheme set up by U.S. billionaire (and owner of ultra-right-wing online propaganda site Xcrement) Easgon Nutz to look at American federal spending, is tasked with identifying sound-bite headline-grabbing opportunities within its party-controlled councils across the country.

Norbert Halfbaked - tech wizard

Mr. Dice, who is also chairman of the Society of Millionaires for the Election of Extreme Right-wingers (SMEER) said he was looking forward to spending council taxpayer’s money on R.E.F.O.R.M UK Party PLC™®© propaganda.

“Everyone knows that county councils are regularly audited by independent audit bodies and that the scope for identifying real cost savings is therefore pretty limited,” he admitted.

“So we’re going to take a leaf out of Easgon Nutz’s playbook. Quite simply, we plan to make a lot of noise about trivial issues, exaggerate numbers or just make shit up to suit our own agenda. The exercise is all about generating sound-bites and click-bait propaganda for R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© whilst throwing as much shit as we can at the Labo*r government.”

Trikki Dice - SMEER campaign...

“All we have to do is feed our tame right-wing UK media some culture-wars headlines about how council tax-payers money is being wasted blah blah blah and they’ll do the rest, just like they always do. It’s all part of our ongoing SMEER campaign - and council-tax payers now get to pay for it. How brilliant is that?”

Mr. Bakhanda, the party chairman, says “cutting-edge random-number technology” will be used to “deliver Daily Mail/Express/Telegraph-style confected outrage for our voters” and was happy with the initial meeting, saying that the party had a mandate from its owner (Niglet the Gargoyle) to deliver propaganda for his own glory and political benefit.

He said that he was sure there “were many examples of waste across the country, even though the DOPE team hasn't actually started work yet, but we’ll be bringing you lots of sound-bites soon, honest, yes indeedy…”

Our local county council is the first to undergo this analysis. It comes after the gargoyle’s party took 57 of the 81 seats at County Hall at the May 1 election.

At a campaign event in April, the gargoyle said that his R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© would “bring our own pet auditors in” to the county council, citing the council’s “gross financial mismanagement” whilst offering no evidence of that whatsoever.

Mr Bakhanda said: “For too long, our newspapers have been saying that British taxpayers have watched their money vanish into a black hole.”

Gargoyle for PM!!!

“They’ve been banging on about how taxes keep going up, how bin collections keep getting less frequent, how potholes remain unfixed, how local services keep getting cut etc. etc. – whilst supporting the last 15 years of Tory government kleptocracy that caused it all.”

“R.E.F.O.R.M UK Party PLC™®© won a historic victory on a mandate to carry on in the same vein as the Tories, by wringing as much money as possible out of UK council tax-payers and into the offshore bank accounts of our shady overseas backers.”

“As promised, we have created a UK DOPE team to fan the flames of our right-wing media’s manufactured outage and emotive culture-wars issues. We haven’t a clue how to fix out massive county council budget shortfall, but that doesn’t matter.”

“We’re just on a four-year county council-funded publicity campaign for the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC™®© so we can get our Glorious Gargoyle elected as PM at the next general election in four year’s time. Nothing else matters to us.”

A letter sent from the DOPE team to the county council ahead of the meeting, read: “We don’t care about woke trivia such as data protection legislation, privacy laws or worker’s rights.”

“We demand that all relevant council officers provide the DOPE team with full and prompt access to: all council-held documents, reports and records (electronic and paper), relevant finance, procurement, audit and contract data, meeting minutes and correspondence concerning major procurements, any internal investigations or whistle-blowing reports relevant to financial matters, or anything else we fancy trawling through.”

It added: “Should you resist this request, we will consider any obstruction of our intent to pass all of this juicy info on to our shady overseas billionaire backers for their own enrichment to be gross misconduct and you’ll be got rid of. So there.”

It was signed by the DOPE team leaders, Mr. Bakhanda and also the gargoyle himself - none of whom hold positions on the county council - but who cares about democratic stuff like that?

A County Council spokesman said: “We look forward to continuing to work collaboratively and professionally with the new administration here at the county council, including the DOPE team.”

“We’ve always been committed to transparency and accountability and have been consistently praised by external auditors for the accuracy of its accounts and the prudent management of public funds.”

“Most of our information, including full budget, external contracts register, and auditors’ reports, is already in the public domain for anyone to scrutinise and review.”

“So let these posturing newbie bullies have their bit of fun. The county council has nothing to hide and these R.E.F.O.R.M. UK idiots will soon wind up making themselves look useless, petty and stupid. As usual…” 

In the real world, our local news outlet’s political favourites are all set to generate loads of click bait. Let’s hope the inevitable train-wreck doesn’t have too many serious consequences… 

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Gorden Bellend wrote:
Just stop the wokery and free donuts for all the public sector limpets. Easy savings. Hold the greedy building developers to their promises with hefty fines if they don't hit their targets or pay their s106 payment. More speed cameras and more cameras at junctions, fine for jumping lights, bus lane driving and blocking junctions. More cctv - hefty fines for littering, dog poo not cleared and dodgy parking.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
I thought you freedom-loving R.E.F.O.R.M.ists were against any form of controls on business, traffic or social behaviour. And do you really think that ‘anti-wokery’, donut bans or ‘fines’ will help the county council dig their way out of its £75 million budget shortfall?

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Neil Barse replied:

Yet more tedious insults, lies and sealioning from GreyMondeoMan. I think you leftists must be mentally ill to constantly come out with the lies and whataboutery the way you do. It is obvious to anyone who isn’t a completely moronic, bed-wetting leftist cretin that this Labour government is in complete denial about the dangers posed by hoards of invisible nudists roaming the streets totally uncontrolled. Labo*r need to removed from power as soon as possible.

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Chad Grinder replied:

I totally agree Neil. These far-left socialists are complete idiots and should not be allowed to clutter up the comments section with their increasingly boring, repetitive and fact-free assertions and insults.

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Yu Rong replied:

I totally agree Chad. GreyMondeoMan really is just a far-left troll, whose continuous stream of gibberish, insults and pointless questions is just designed to clutter up this forum and stop any sensible discussion of the issues raised by this story of Labo*r incompetence and corruption.

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RSlickR replied:

I totally agree Chad. GreyMondeoMan really is just a far-left troll, whose continuous stream of gibberish, insults and pointless questions is just designed to clutter up this forum and stop any sensible discussion of the issues raised by this story of Labo*r incompetence and corruption.

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Chad Grindr wrote:

Personally I have no issues with R.E.F.O.R.M. starting a process of inspecting the finances at county councils In fact given the dire finances left to them by the Labo*r government of Blair and Brown, this is exactly what many have been calling for. So even if it doesn't uncover any wastage this additional layer of transparency is no bad thing! Looking at the comments below of whom is most agitated by this, it comes as little surprise to see many far left/Labo*r supporters that would otherwise be celebrating the interrogation of a previous Tory run authority's accounts. Why are they so fearful? After all the Labo*r run Birmingham council as an example is a complete bankrupt mess or perhaps as we know Labo*r run authorities don't like transparency and like to cover things up, even child grooming...

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Tornado Watcher replied:

Nice rant, spoiled only by the fact that prior to R.E.F.O.R.M. our county council was run by the Tories since 1973. So as usual, your anti-Labour drivel and whataboutery is irrelevant.

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Chad Grindr replied:

As it's impossible to enter into a debate with low intellectual idiots who only wish is too troll others such as yourself TW, it's understandable that nobody bothers, especially as you can't even understand what proper debating is. You've been described as an argumentative troll on many occasions, a description that fits you perfectly. Now run along and find some of those you consider are Nimbys and sealion them. LOL

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RSlickR replied:

Great reply as ever Neil.

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Chad Grindr replied:

Thank you Phil

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Neil Barse replied:

Great post as ever Chad.

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Chad Grindr replied:

Thank you Phil

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I like arsecream replied:

Great post as ever Neil.

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Chad Grindr replied:

Thank you Phil

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:

But this is not "an inspection". It is not an "interrogation of a previous Tory run authority's accounts". It is a hack by members and contractors of a political party. I doubt if it will stand. Indeed, it is possible they wish to be seen to be thwarted in their underhand endeavours. They can then whine about a cover-up. I'm as opposed to the last Tory administration as anyone. But this is, to put it mildly, not the way to go about things.

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Yu Rong replied:

As anybody but a leftist idiot like you would acknowledge, the only reason the above ‘hack’ could possibly be true is because Labo*r has opened the door and R.E.F.O.R.M. seized the opportunity to step in. If R.E.F.O.R.M. messes things up it will therefore be entirely the fault of Labo*r. Of course, if things go well, it will be down to the brilliance of a proper right-wing administration hampered only by a leftist Labo*r government.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:

I see – the usual ‘heads you win, tails I lose’ situation – as is ever the case with you righties. As for DOPE, it really does look like a council-tax funded political exercise for the benefit of R.E.F.O.R.M.

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Yu Rong replied:

Perhaps you should take your suspicions to the police GMM?

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:

Well, for all of R.E.F.O.R.M.’s huffing, puffing and boasting, I’ll be very surprised if they do actually break data protection and privacy laws. I suspect that the DOPEs will be reduced to trying to make political capital out of stuff that’s already in the public domain. Anyway, now the summer weather is here, I expect the police will be fully engaged trying to stop your far-right chums from rioting, looting and threatening people on the pretext of ‘protesting against immigrants’ or whatever, just like they usually do when the sun shines.

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Chad Grindr wrote:
Rachel Reeves should resign.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:

Why? Or is this yet more of your irrelevant anti-Labour drivel?

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Neil Barse replied:

All your opinions are nothing less than worthless Extreme Far Left hateful anti British antagonist propaganda Grey Mondeo Man. But it's nothing less than has become expected of you since the era when you believed yourself top dog on here. How the mighty have fallen since then, as more moderate sensible truthful ppl have revealed you for the insidious multi account troll that you are Grey Mondeo Man.

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Yu Rong replied:

Great post as ever Neil.

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Chad Grindr replied:

Thank you Phil

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RSlickR replied:

Great post as ever Chad.

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Chad Grindr replied:

Thank you Phil

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:

Er? What on earth are you on about?

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Neil Barse replied:

As it's impossible to enter into a debate with low intellectual idiots who only wish is too troll others such as yourself GMM, it's understandable that nobody bothers, especially as you can't even understand what proper debating is. You've been described as an argumentative troll on many occasions, a description that fits you perfectly. Now run along and find some of those you consider are Nimbys and sealion them. LOL

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