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Sunday, January 12, 2025

Stoatweed’s Farm Shop at Stoatweed Farm in Buxley preparing to close after 40 years

Stoatweed's Farm Shop (picture from Facebook)

A family-run farm shop is closing its doors after nearly 40 years in business.

Stoatweed’s Farm Shop at Stoatweed Farm in Buxley has sold locally produced food and drink since opening in 1985.

But now bosses say it is time to say goodbye as the shop prepares to close at the end of the month.

Angus Stoatweed: "heavy heart"
Announcing the news on social media the owner, Angus Stoatweed, said: “It is with a heavy heart that we announce the closure of our family-run farm shop.”

“Our proposed date for closure is Friday, January 31.”

“For the past 40 years, we have been dedicated to providing our community with the freshest, locally sourced cabbages, high-strength farm-produced cider and a warm, welcoming atmosphere, which the cabbages helped to create.”

“We are incredibly grateful to every one of our loyal customers who have supported us.”

“Thank you again for your support.”

The post did not disclose the reason for the decision to shut the shop and we were too lazy to contact them to ask as that would have involved actual journalism, which we don’t do.

The farm shop also sells Stoatweeds Old Headbanger, a cider which is also produced on the farm.

The news has come as a shock to the loyal local cabbage lovers and drunks, who have expressed their sadness at the closure.

One person commented to say: “Sad news. All the best for the future.”

Another said they would “miss the lovely ladies who staff the shop”, while another said they would miss the “cabbages and brussels sprouts from the farm”.


One long-standing customer said: “So very sad to be losing such a great farm shop, have been coming to you since we moved to the area 40 years ago.”

A local cider lover, Mrs U.I. said “Thas shome ve’y ve’ y shad newsh. Back to Tescosh for the Speshial Brew I supposh. I luv you yor my bes’ mate hic…”

The latest closure announcement comes in the same week that Bogle’s Farm Shop in Bogle Gusset, near Stroochester, shut its doors.

It had also been trading for more than 40 years.

Meanwhile, a butcher's at Himmler House Farm Shop in Cobblesdown has also closed.

A post on social media said the butchery side of the business “has not been financially viable for several years”.

More superb investigative journalism (i.e. looking at stuff on Facebook) from the real world…

Comments:
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Chad Grindr wrote:
Hope those affected by this sad news will be OK. However, all these farm shop closures are thoroughly worthwhile if they give us an opportunity to point out once again how awful this Labo*r government is and how much better off we would all be if the Tories were still in power.

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Phil Thementallyill replied:
I agree that these closures are simply awful Chad. Fortunately, the majority of our UK news outlets are pumping out vast clouds of disinformation and negativity about L*bour’s economic policies and the financial markets are beginning to believe it all.
I, for one, will be absolutely delighted if the UK economy crashes. Then all true UK-loving patriots like us can blame Labo*r’s economic mismanagement for it.
All those who voted Labo*r at the last election should hang their heads in shame.

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Auntie Nartsie replied:
I absolutely agree Phil. Runaway inflation, the destruction of what’s left of British industry, the collapse of the UK’s banking system, the impoverishment of the whole country, societal disintegration, famine and mass civil disorder are all but a worthwhile price to pay, just so long as right-thinking, Union Jack-wavers like us can get to crow about how bad Ke*r St*rmer’s anti-British Labo*r government is, and how brilliant Tories like Liz Truss were.

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Phil Thementallyill wrote:
These farm shop closures are all totally a direct result of the Labo*r government’s introduction of VAT on private school fees, inheritance tax changes for farmland, hikes in employer’s national insurance contributions, increases in the statutory minimum wage and Ke*r St*rmer’s freebie spectacles. All those who voted Labo*r at the last election should hang their heads in shame.

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Yu Rong replied:
I totally agree Phil. And has evil Labo*r chancellor Rach*l Re*ves even bothered to visit these affected farm shops? Huh, no chance! She’s too busy jet-setting around holding trade talks in China to bother with that sort of thing. No doubt picking up a load of freebies as well while she’s at it!

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Super Small Dick wrote:
No doubt all these farm shops are being sold off to developers on the orders of wicked Labo*r housing minister Ang*la R*yner, so that millions of new homes can be built to be given free to the millions of illegal immigrants that have crossed the channel in small boats and are being kept in luxury hotels while millions of UK pensioners freeze to death and homeless farmers are sleeping on the streets after being kicked off their land because they can’t afford to pay their inheritance tax. Another four years of this turgid drivel, then we can all vote REFORM UK PARTY PLC!

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Angus Stoatweed wrote:
The reason I’m closing my farm shop for now is that me and the missus are both over 80 and we’re finding it all a bit too much. Hopefully it will re-open next year when our grandkids finish their agricultural degrees and help take the farm over with our son. If the MORON had bothered to ask us instead of just skimming stuff off Facebook, then we’d have told them that. Instead, it seems they’d rather let their pet trolls stir up a load of (this comment has been edited as it does not meet our community standards – The Editor).

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Neil Barse replied:
Typical lies and whataboutery from a bitter and twisted leftist Labo*r loser. I think you far-left socialists must be mentally ill to constantly come out with the lies and whataboutery the way you do. You are obviously a bitter, lonely, insidious individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due to the fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory posting. Crawl away and die, you tofu-eating, Guardian-reading pillock.

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Pseudocreem 2 wrote:
Comrades Labo*r used lies and disinformation to trick their way into power and have been attacking UK population ever since by doing things they had promised not to I cannot think of any other government in world which has passed legislation which they know will kill most vulnerable people in society like pensioners who will die if they withdrew the Winter Fuel Allowance now they are attacking poor millionaire farmers and billionaire rentier landowners like my wealthy friends from beloved Russia. Who will be next? The rest of the world is looking on with horror as political opponents and journalists in UK are thrown in jail for social media posts and journalists are threatened by St*rmer and bully boys of his regime what UK needs is fairness and freedom of true democracy as offered in homeland by dear Mr. Putin and his patriotic rich oligarch friends rather than gangster regime of Ke*r St*rmer. UK is becoming known for totalitarian gangster politics and it is not a good look.

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