Simon Goebbels |
Simon Goebbels
Everyone loves British New Year’s traditions. And sure enough, one of
the great New Year’s traditions of the last 15 years is to write “why-oh-why”
articles about how our hospitals are “in crisis” and “overwhelmed” in the
winter months.
And now we’ve got a Labo*r government, we can blame them for everything
and undermine anything they try and do to fix 15 years of ‘austerity’- driven
under-funding, constant central government policy changes, social care cutback
and infrastructure neglect. Happy days…!
Stock image of patients in hospital corridors |
Any visitor to
These scenes are a damning illustration of the crisis facing the Midway Hospitals Trust. And the pressure isn’t easing, with winter set to bite and almost 1,200 patients last month enduring delays of more than half a day for a bed - up from an average of three just five years ago.
But how have things got so bad so quickly, and what is being done to ease the strain on a system at breaking point?
We could have sent some investigative reporters over to the hospital to talk to the managers, hospital staff and to local GPs, but all of our unpaid interns have gone back to university. So we looked at GBNews archives on Google for the answer. And what we found quite clearly shows that the current crisis in the NHS is entirely the fault of the new Labo*r government.
This graph shows that since Labo*r came to power in July 2024, NHS waiting lists are at the highest levels ever seen.
Highest NHS waiting list ever: all Labo*r's fault... |
Newspaper headlines include ‘My Sick Son Waited Two Years In A Hard Chair’, ‘Doctors Prioritise Asylum Seekers Over UK Nationals’, “How dare Whinging Lazy Overpaid NHS Managers Complain About Collapsing Concrete In Tory-Built Low-Budget 80’s Hospitals?” and “Hypocritical Tories Turn On Covid Healthcare Heroes When They Ask For A Pay Rise” (can we drop that last one? – Ed.)
Labo*r Health Minister W*s Str*eting |
All trusts are required to record how many people are attending their A&Es, how long they’re waiting to be seen and, if they need to stay in hospital, how long it is before they’re given a bed.
Since the start of this year, an
average of 1,250 people a month in
Among them is great-grandmother
Mrs Elsie Dreadful, who went to
Sid and Elsie Dreadful: "Disgraceful..." |
“She’s been left on a bed next to a desk in the waiting area of the A&E assessment area,” he said.
“All the bays are full and they don’t have a bed on a ward. The corridors are also lined with beds filled with patients - it’s like a war-zone, like something you’d see in a third-world country."
“It’s disgraceful. Her headache was really bad, and all the nurses did was give her some paracetamol. Her headache did get better though, so we went home…”
Many patients enduring long delays, including Mrs. Dreadful, are given treatment while they wait - a practice known as “corridor care” and branded “dehumanising” by leading doctors.
“It’s so degrading to be treated in front of others with no privacy, especially someone my mum’s age,” he said. “There’s no dignity at all. It’s heartbreaking to see,” said Sid.
One of the reasons most cited for causing the long waits is ‘bed-blocking’ - where people well enough to be discharged from hospital can’t be for various reasons.
Another stock image of patients in hospital corridor |
Of these, more than 60% were waiting for a long-term care package to be put in place so they could return home, such as daily visits to help with dressing and feeding. Others could not be discharged until a suitable care home was found for them.
The knock-on impact is a backlog of patients needing to be admitted, but with no ward space free to accommodate them.
With Midway Borough’s Labo*r Council responsible for the region’s social care, there can be no doubt that they should be taking the blame for the crisis facing our hospitals.
Cllr Dan Hapless, the authority’s cabinet member for adult social care and public health, accepts it will be blamed for everything, despite the legacy of the previous 14 years of Tory cost-cutting and neglect.
“Midway is the most challenged region, generally speaking, because we don't have enough quality care providers with the capacity to take on an increasingly elderly population with complex health and care needs.”
“The number one reason for that is that we don't have enough skilled workers able to provide that care. The last government axed the training programmes and froze pay so that people won’t or can’t get into the profession”.
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“And the old standby of recruiting cheap workers from abroad has been blown away by Brexit. Visas and their associated costs and bureaucracy means that most migrant healthcare workers simply prefer to go elsewhere. It’s less hassle and they can earn more in the EU.”
“And all the anti-migrant
sentiment being spouted by
We didn’t like those answers, so we stopped talking to leftie councillor Dan and went for blaming old people instead.
The older a patient, the more likely they are to be affected by multiple conditions and the longer it takes for them to recover.
Midway is particularly impacted by this as the three districts with the highest average age in the county are all in the geographical area covered by the trust.
Elderly people are often more frail and less mobile, which means that a prolonged stay in a hospital bed - rather than moving around their home as normal - can affect their muscles and their long-term ability to walk or do everyday tasks.
This means they can develop more complex care needs by the time they are ready to leave hospital, meaning plans have to be put in place before they are discharged.
Lavinina Matron; "Get the Jab" |
The
“I can’t emphasise enough the importance of the over-65s getting their flu and Covid vaccinations,” said Ms. Matron. “It greatly reduces the number of people coming to hospital with severe symptoms.”
Nevertheless, flu and Covid play a big part in the increase in hospital waits during the winter. One such victim was Bessie Nartsie.
Bessie Nartsie: "Bloody Ke*r St*rmer..." |
“I said to ‘em, ‘Not bloody likely’ I said. That jab has killed millions. That’s wot the Daily Mail said anyway. So it must be true…” Bessie continued.
“Bloody forren doctors. Why can’t we have English ones? Bloody Labo*r and bloody Ke*r St*rmer, lettin’ all these forreners over here in small boats to steal our jobs…
Have patient numbers in Midway increased? Yes, and quite significantly.
Tory housing plans meant an extra 25,000 homes were built in the area in the past 15 years, but with no expansion in healthcare provision. Neither Midway’s Labo*r council or the Labo*r government have done anything about that in the past year since being elected .
Does the
Dr. Tinkle: "Infamy..." |
“I keep telling them that unless the NHS can transform the services in Midway and have more staff, they're trying to do too many things for too many patients at the same time,” he said.
“The reason it's never got any better is because they cannot transform or do the services until they get some investment in Midway. It is actually quite as simple as that.”
"That simple message has nevertheless gained me a certain amount of infamy amongst local senior NHS officials. Infamy, infamy - they've all got it in for me..."
While more beds on wards would help, the trust believes increasing capacity outside of hospitals so people can be treated at home or in the community is as important as having the right number of beds and staff for patients needing acute care.
It says all NHS and social care partners are working together to support patients with complex needs so they can be admitted and discharged at the right time.
The winter months are also traditionally a time of additional pressure for hospitals, with more patients needing to be admitted with illnesses such as Covid and flu.
The trust is urging people to only turn up at its A&E departments in an emergency, and to contact NHS 111 online or on the phone to find alternative services for non-urgent medical concerns.
Dr. Tinkle told the
“I know it's probably wrong to say it, but you think hospital services are going to collapse because there's got to be a point when they've just got too many people there and they can't deal with them anymore,” he said.
“When this winter comes now, I
think it's going to be probably the worst pressure we've had on the A&E in
Over in the real world,
the perennial trope on overburdened hospitals scores click-bait
gold with the regular comments trolls…
Comments:
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policy.
Neil Barse wrote:
Another Labo*r kick in the teeth for women pensioners.
BBC News - Fury as women hit by pension age rise denied payouts
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czr36842nd6o
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Tornado Watcher replied:
Nice try on the distraction front, Neil. But this is an article about the dire
state of our hospitals which, despite the spins it tries to put on things, is
clearly yet another outcome of Tory austerity.
It’s not about women pensioners.
Who, incidentally, were stitched up by pension changes made by John Major’s
Tory government. But hey, everything is always Labo*r’s fault, isn’t it?
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Neil Barse replied:
Typical lies and whataboutery from a bitter and twisted leftist Labo*r loser. I
think you far-left socialists must be mentally ill to constantly come out with
the lies and whataboutery the way you do. And what about Labo*r’s plans to abolish old-age pensions altogether, eh? Eh? That’s a plan that I’m sure you
woke, hate-filled far-left St*rmer worshippers would approve of.
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Tornado Watcher replied:
So what plans are they, then, Neil? Are they the ones that exist solely in your
head, like every other piece of whataboutery and gas-lighting you come out with
whenever you post here?
👍+65
Neil Barse replied:
Once again, Tornado Watcher fails to answer the question. Instead he resorts to
puerile insults and whataboutery, as ever. In doing so, Tornado Watcher
confesses the truth about himself before slinking away to stew in his own
UK-hating demented leftist bile. A bitter lonely insidious individual who's
mental instability is getting worse by the day, due to the fact they fail to
annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory posting.
Completely expected every time Tornado Watcher posts on here.
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Gonads wrote:
The Tories cut, cut and cut again over their 14 years of mismanagement...so
hardly any surprises that Labo*r haven't managed to fix that in a few months.
This is why farmers are now asked to pay tax (though only 50% of normal people)
and other non-ideal taxes are needed...and the Tory voters moan (until they
need a service).
Having recently walked through A&E at
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SuperSmallDick replied:
NHS funding rose under the Conservatives, even more so under covid. It's now at
a record high in absolute terms as well as percentage of GDP.
What are these 'cuts' that you're talking about?
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Gonads replied:
They reduced annual increases in NHS expenditure from an average 3.5% to a
below-inflation level of 1.5%. That’s a cut. Except if you are a Tory of course.
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SuperSmallDick replied:
Well they were just putting money aside for if a Labo*r government got in, ‘cos
they knew those useless lefties would open the floodgates for millions of
illegal immigrants to come into the country and need putting up in luxury
hotels just like what has happened under useless St*rmer.
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Phil TheMentallyIll
wrote:
The crisis in our hospitals is entirely the fault of Ke*r St*rmer and
Chancellor R*chel Re*ves. The removal of the universal Winter Fuel Payment, the
imposition of inheritance tax on farmland and Ke*r St*rmer’s freebie spectacles
are all directly responsible for the complete collapse of the NHS and the
deaths of thousands of people every day. All those who voted Labo*r at the last
election should hang their heads in shame.
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Gonads replied:
People go on about it all being Labo*r's fault, but it was the Tories who chose
austerity for ordinary people as a way to pay-off the wealthy so they didn't
lose their fortunes when their get-rich-quick ponzi schemes inevitably hit the
rocks.
And then of course we had their brilliant Brexit, which has decimated
overseas recruitment of medical staff.
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Chad Grindr replied
The NHS is not underfunded.
It's the most mismanaged and inefficient organisation in the
Anyone involved in supplying the NHS will all say the same thing. Their
procurement departments have no desire to obtain the best purchases as
"It's not my money"
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Gonads replied:
Sorry Chad, that simply isn’t true. My wife is a manager for a Midway Hospital
Trust. In 2013, the Tories fired lots of NHS managers, then had to rehire them
when it became obvious that front-line staff simply couldn’t do their day job
as well as run hospitals. Then in 2019, they did exactly the same thing again.
The mismanagement and inefficiency you refer to resided entirely with the Tory
central government of the times.
I know you Tories don’t like facts that don’t fit with your world view, but
here’s an IoG report that sums the whole Tory NHS shit-show up quite nicely.
https://www.instituteforgovernment.org.uk/publication/fixing-public-services-Labo*r-government/nhs
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Chad Grindr replied
Do you honestly expect anyone to believe a woke, leftist independent review by
the Institute for Government, in favour of the unbiased editorials of the Daily
Telegraph? No wonder you shouty lefties are so misinformed.
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Aunt Nartsie wrote:
Everyone knows that privatisation is the answer to inefficient nationalised
services. REFORM PLC
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Tornado Watcher replied:
The facts are that the
The
The Blair government from 1996 to 2010 proved that.
The Tories dismantled those gains with ‘austerity.
Privatisation has been a disaster on the railways, buses, water companies and
so on, hasn't it? But of course, it's bound to work on our NHS...
Neil Barse replied:
Tornado Watcher believes old people are to blame for the hospital crisis and
thinks they should all be killed. It's nothing to do with anyone else, purely
the oldies.
Here's another fact, Grey Mondeo Man has been on holiday today or mysteriously
absent from his beloved Labo*r supporting debates and the 'midnight red thumb
fairies' that vote down our brilliant right-wing observations are nowhere to be
seen. How strange, must be coincidence!
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Aunt Nartsie wrote:
Neil it is obvious that these woke lefties have more than one log in and use
other 'names' in an attempt to undermine our incisive and factual comments. Why
else would our comments get down-voted rather than receive hundreds of “green
thumbs” as usual?
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Yu Rong replied:
Very true Aunt N. Devious lot those lefties.
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Neil Barse replied:
Exactly Aunt Nartsie. Raise questions, speak of your concerns on certain
subjects and immediately you are accused by a few hard leftists on here as
being racist, homophobic, xenophobic, fascist, far right, etc. Purely done in
an attempt to shut you down. It's their stock attack when they know what you are
saying or questioning is correct. Everyone is allowed an opinion, but in their
hard leftist ideology, only that they agree with.
(Note: On New Year’s Eve, the
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SuperSmallDick wrote:
The reason our hospitals are full is that they have been overwhelmed by
millions of illegal immigrants coming over here in their small boats to take
advantage of our free NHS. Everyone’s taxes are going to go through the roof to
pay for it all. And yet Ke*r St*rmer scraps the
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Aunt Nartsie replied:
Indeed. Charity begins at home. Not to those illegally entering the country for
no good reason.
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Pseudocreem 2
wrote:
Comrades, dear Mr. Putin says for you to vote REFORM in next elections because
all other political