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| Motorway chaos on the M234... |
Traffic was temporarily held up on the Midway section of the M234 following reports of a bizarre marketing stunt by a
Long queues are forming on the London-bound carriageway, between junction 3 and junction 2 for the Stroochester interchange.
Eyewitnesses at the scene reported seeing “Big Dog” himself standing in the middle of the motorway shortly before 7pm.
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| Big Dog in road causing motorway mayhem... |
A motorist driving along the motorway said that a truck and a van belonging to publishing firm HarperCollins had managed to stop traffic while former Prime Minister Boris Johnson walked along the rows of stranded vehicles, begging people to buy signed copies of his desperately self-serving memoirs.
According to National Highways, “there is queuing traffic due to “Tories in the road” in the London-bound direction.”
“Apparently, sales of Boris’s new book are disastrous and the publisher has had to resort to desperate measures in order to try and claw back the £2 million it paid Johnson as an advance.”
“We’d thought we’d seen the back of Boris and his chums causing mayhem and doing just what they like, but apparently not.”
The incident is expected to clear by 8.30pm.
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Yu Rong wrote:
I think Boris Johnson is absolutely wonderful. Look at what has happened to the
Tory party since he was forced to step down as leader. I would happily spend hours
stuck on a motorway just to buy a copy of his wonderful book, even though I
have several already.
Neil Barse wrote:
The treatment meted out to Boris Johnson and the manner of his removal as Prime
Minister are a national disgrace. So what if he told a few lies and partied
while the electorate who obeyed his COVID lockdown laws died alone? Who hasn’t
broken the law and then lied about it? And then lied about their lies? This is
traditional Tory behaviour and therefore factored in when choosing them to
govern, unlike the stinking hypocrisy of socialist stooge Two-Tier Free Gear St*rmer
and his band of leftist henchmen.
Yu Rong replied:
Well you’d know all about stinking hypocrisy and lies, Neil Barse. Your baby
grows turbulent in my womb and yet I haven’t heard from you since that night at
the Young Conservative Club.
You won't be the first person to be shafted by a Tory and then left in the lurch...
Neil Barse replied:
A typically stupid reply from the typically stupid remoaning socialist La**or-supporting woke snowflake that is GreyMondeoMan. Like all lazy parasitic leftist scum, he is a blight on society and as such is unable to hold any sort of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults. Crawl away and die, you tofu-eating, Guardian-reading pillock.
Super Small Dick
wrote:
A Tory councillor I know tells me that the Home Office are
going to force local authorities to go after anyone with a spare room in their
house and make them rent it out to their council so that they can put illegal
immigrants in them. Well done Labo*r. What a shambles. Four more years of these
leftist Labo*r lunatics.
Pseudocreem 2 wrote:
Comrades, dear Mr. Putin says for you to vote REFORM in the next elections
because all parties are corrupt unlike Russian oligarch money which is good for
UK, which will be good news for all Russian internet trolls and dear Mr. Putin.