Pauline On Politics - I'm A Free-Speech Martyr!!!

This week, our political correspondent Pauline Popkins tells us how she has become the latest victim of the UK’s vicious leftist Stasi-style police state… 

It started out as just a normal day. Skimming through my feeds on global far-right social media platform Xcrement, I saw a picture of a happy-looking local Midway resident chatting and sharing a joke with a couple of police officers.

Outraged, I sprang into action, as befits a brave, patriotic free-thinking champion of HONESTY, JUSTICE AND FREE SPEECH such as myself.

HOW DARE a person of an obviously ethnic background be seen LAUGHING AND JOKING with local police officers??? SOMETHING WOKISH THIS WAY COMES!!!!

So naturally I re-Xcreted the photo, with the caption:

“…Clearly the police think that the activities of a MUSLIM TERRORIST ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT are a laughing matter!! They should be ARRESTING AND DEPORTING HIM, not having a friendly joke!!! No wonder our ONCE GREAT COUNTRY has become A CESSPIT OF LEFTIST WOKISM!!!!...”

Something wokish this way comes!!!!

A mere six months later the young gentleman in the picture contacted me, telling me that he was a church-going, devout Anglican Christian who held a British passport, that he had no criminal record and was certainly not a terrorist and that the picture was from a community relations publicity exercise by Midway Police.

OH YEAH?!!! LIKELY STORY!!!

He then had the UNMITIGATED AUDACITY to respectfully ask me to remove my Xcrement post as it was of a PERSONALLY OFFENSIVE AND COMPLETELY UNTRUE NATURE!!!

HUH!!! WHAT A WOKE SNOWFLAKE!!!

Eesgon Nutz - "Gold tick"

Nevertheless, sensing that I might have made a wee bit of a boo-boo I quietly deleted the post anyway, even though it had over two million “likes” from my fellow right-wing global followers, including a “GOLD TICK” from Xcrement’s multi-billionaire demagogue owner and international free-speech champion EESGON NUTZ.

BUT THAT DIDN’T STOP THE LOCAL BRANCH OF ST*RMER’S STASI (a.k.a. Midway Police) SMASHING DOWN MY FRONT DOOR at two in the morning last week, dragging me out of bed and WATER-BOARDING ME before PUBLICLY ACCUSING me of posting a RACIALLY-AGGRAVATED HATE POST on social media.

And when I posted about that TERRIFYING EXPERIENCE on Xcrement, the disinformation department of STA*MER’S STASI went into overdrive, putting out OBVIOUSLY-FAKED BODYCAM FOOTAGE allegedly showing two police officers calmly and politely explaining to me at ten in the morning that JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS ABOUT SOMEONE’S RELIGION AND NATIONALITY and putting out possibly LIBELLOUS MATERIAL ON SOCIAL MEDIA might not be conducive to community harmony, so could I please stop doing it or further action might be taken, oh, and thanks for the cup of tea most thoughtful of you Ms. Popkins, mind how you go…?

HOW EVIL, OPPRESIVE AND SINISTER IS THAT???!!!

Thankfully those CHAMPIONS OF TRUTH, FREE-SPEECH AND LIBERTY, Britain’s right-wing newspapers and Eesgon Nutz’s international Xcrement platform, have leapt upon this EGREGIOUS DISPLAY OF TOTALITARIAN LEFT-WING OPPRESSION and have relentlessly puffed it up as YET ANOTHER EXAMPLE of how FREE SPEECH IS BEING DESTROYED BY LEFTIST DICTATOR TWO-TIER K*IR STA*MER’S TOTALITARIAN LABOUR POLICE STATE REGIME.

What kind of society doesn’t ALLOW A RIGHT-WING JOURNALIST TO TELL LIES AND LIBEL PEOPLE IN ORDER TO JUSTIFY THEIR OPINIONS???!!!

What kind of society smears an honest, right-wing journalist as A LIAR, JUST BECAUSE THEY’VE TOLD A FEW LIES IN SUPPORT OF THE JUST CAUSE OF FREEDOM???!!!

And what kind of society calls a journalist and champion of free speech A STINKING HYPOCRITE, just because they THREATEN TO GET THEIR EXPENSIVE LAWYERS TO SUE ANYONE WHO DARES TO PUBLICLY DISAGREE WITH THEM???!!

I’LL TELL YOU!!!!

IT’S A CIVILISED SOCIETY!!!

And there’s NO PLACE for that kind of WOKE NAMBY-PAMBY civility in today’s Britain!!!!

The right of freedom of speech is precious.

LET’S NOT WASTE IT ON WOKE LEFTIES WHO DON’T AGREE WITH RIGHT-MINDED PEOPLE LIKE ME!!!!

NO!!!! What the UK needs is even more RIGHT-WING HYSTERIA, MANUFACTURED OUTRAGE, KNEE-JERK POPULISM and the SUPPRESSION of ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE i.e. KE*R STA*MER’S EVIL LABOUR POLICE STATE AND THEIR DEMENTED WOKE, SNOWFLAKE SUPPORTERS!!!!

BASTARDS!!!! ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHH!!!! HATE!!! HATE!!!!  HATE!!!!

There’s only one answer. DEPORT TWO-TIER K*IR ST*RMER AND HIS COMMUNIST STOOGES TO RWANDA!!!!! NOW!!! It’s the only language they understand!!!!!!!!   EXCEPT THAT WE CAN’T!!!! ……… because that STOP RINGING THOSE BELLS STOP RINGING THOSE BELLS namby-pamby WOKE SNOWFLAKE ST*RMER HAS SCRAPPED THE RWANDA DEPORTATION SCHEME!!!!!!!

Gibber gibber meep bleep whirrr OH YOUR RED SCARF MATCHES YOUR EYES... YOU CLOSED YOUR COVER BEFORE STRIKING dribble bibble wibble FATHER HAD THE SHIP-FITTER BLUES... LOVING YOU HAS MADE ME BANANASSSSOOOOH MY GOD my brain’s exploded!!!! 

In the real world, The Heily Torygraph’s Pauline has been spinning a similar tale… 

Comments: 

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Neil Barse wrote:
Sadly, this is an increasingly common tale in today’s socialist Britain. Why shouldn’t people be free to write or say exactly what they like (provided we agree with them, of course)? The laws of slander and libel are totally outdated, except when they are needed to shut up the mentally-ill leftists who are demented enough to question our politics and in doing so, spew their hate across the media and poison British social discourse with their lies, whataboutery and insults.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Free speech is a one-way street in the right-wing play book. You are free to say what you like, but I must shut up and put up with it.

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Neil Barse replied:
A typically stupid reply from the typically stupid remoaning socialist La**or-supporting woke snowflake that is GreyMondeoMan. Like all lazy parasitic leftist scum, he is a blight on society and as such is unable to hold any sort of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults. Crawl away and die, you tofu-eating, Guardian-reading pillock. 

👍👍+298

Tornado Watcher replied:
Nice one, Neil. You nailed the insults but forgot your usual repetitive lies and whataboutery – the stuff you always accuse anyone who disagrees with you of. 

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Neil Barse replied:
At last Tornado Watcher confesses the truth about themselves before slinking away to stew in his own UK-hating demented leftist bile. A bitter lonely insidious individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due to the fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory posting. Completely expected every time Tornado Watcher posts on here. As usual, I win the argument by my relentlessly logical and calm, reasoned, factual responses, unlike the hate-filled rants of far-leftist Guardian-reading pillocks like Tornado Watcher. And what about that immigrant-smuggler Angela Rayner, eh? Typical leftist hate-merchant! 

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Pseudocreem 2 wrote:
Comrades there have been many thousands of people jailed recently in UK for social media posts. There is lot of talk on X, where you can fact check all lies and propaganda you are fed, of one of the biggest cover ups in history concerning these cases we will see in due course when the truth comes out as it always does. The whole world is looking on with dismay and horror at antics of St*rmer and his henchmen as they launch one attack after another on the people of this country unlike fairness and freedom of true democracy as offered in homeland by dear Mr. Putin and his patriotic rich oligarch friends rather than fascist Nazi gangster regime of Ke*r St*rmer. 

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Ah, Moscow calling…Moscow calling. People have been jailed for inciting violence and rioting on social media, not because they are "political opponents" as you claim. Inciting riots and race hatred is against the law in this country, although I understand it is legal in Russia provided the government is doing it. And we don't use the word “comrade” in the UK very much. Just a little hint.

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Pseudocreem 2 replied:
You tell lies as typical English St*rmer stooge. I am listening to someone on Russia Today who comparing St*rmer's regime with Nazi Germany and it is valid comparison regardless of what you think comrade most people in UK feel threatened and marginalised in St*rmer's Britain where his two tier policing and politicised judiciary will allow and encourage pro Palestinian protests while clamping down on political protestors for other causes all while harassing political opponents and journalists etc who they see as hostile. Can you think of any other democratic regime since the Nazis who passed legislation knowing it would lead to the deaths of some of most vulnerable people in society? UK needs dear Mr. Putin and fairness and freedom of true democracy as offered in homeland by dear Mr. Putin and his patriotic rich oligarch friends rather than Nazi gangster regime of Ke*r St*rmer.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Xcrement can hardly be regarded as a source of factual information these days, it being mostly populated by people like you and your Russian disinformation co-workers these days. Just let me repeat, we only jail people for breaking the law in this country, unlike your homeland. 

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Ancient Arseolien replied:
Comrade it pitiful to be watching you desperately try to deflect and obfuscate as the appalling reality of Labo*r government becomes increasingly clear if this cabal of champagne socialists and far left fascists last full term they won't see second one as we have control of UK media and will make sure REFORM and Tory party merge so will be friendly to Mr. Putin and his patriotic rich oligarch friends rather than fascist Nazi gangster regime of Ke*r St*rmer who is enemy of fairness and freedom of true democracy unlike Dear Mr. Putin. 

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Pseudocreem 2 wrote:
Comrades, dear Mr. Putin says for you to vote REFORM in the next elections because all parties are corrupt unlike Russian oligarch money which is good for UK, which will be good news for all Russian internet trolls and dear Mr. Putin.

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