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Tuesday, March 25, 2025

New Poll Says Gargoyle Party Will Take Control Of All County Councils Everywhere

A poll undertaken on behalf of the MORON suggests that Niglet the Gargoyle’s Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC™©® will sweep to a landslide victory in the county council elections on May, a result that looks likely to be seen across the UK.

Weatherforks punter: Thumbs up for REFORM
We spoke to over twenty shouty right-wing pensioners in various Weatherforks boozers across Midway yesterday lunchtime, and couldn’t find one who wouldn’t vote for his local REFORM UK Party PLC™©® council candidate.

Other parties dismissed our poll as unrepresentative, but our page-view click count and reader’s comments suggests most of our readers aren’t interested in any political party other than the REFORM UK Party PLC™©®, so we don’t care what other parties think.

A Green Party source said activists were not detecting “much enthusiasm” for REFORM UK Party PLC™©® on the doorstep, adding that Nigel the Gargoyle’s pathetic grovelling to US President Donald Turnip is a “total turn-off” for voters.

Niglet the Gargoyle: a winner...
But we don’t care about the greenies because they aren’t the REFORM UK Party PLC™©® and don’t generate the clicks that Niglet the Gargoyle does.

So watch this space for yet more puff-pieces for Niglet the Gargoyle and his Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC™©®, lots of bitching and whining about our elected Labo*r government, and nothing about any other party.

Because it’s all about the page views. Who cares about “balance” or “democracy”? 

In the real world, it’s same ol’ same ol’…..

Comments:
Please note that we do not moderate comments. However, we may edit or delete them, or manipulate the voting on them in order to reflect our editorial policy. 

Grey Mondeo Man wrote:
FYI:
Latest YouGov Westminster voting intention (23-24 Mar)
Lab: 23% (-3 from 16-17 Mar)
Ref: 22% (-2)
Con: 22% (=)
Lib Dem: 16% (+2)
Green: 10% (+1)
SNP: 3% (=)

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Neil Barse replied:
What is very simple greymondeoman is the fact you use all those insults based on your interpretation when you personally don't agree, dislike and in retaliation against those who expose you for the vindictive peddler of misinformation and Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll that you are.

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Yu Rong wrote:
Now GMM's going to sulk. You've burst his bubble. Shame on you Neil LOL

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Oh, so you two are talking then? When’s Neil’s baby due then, Yu Rong? Must be soon?

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Neil Barse replied:
A typically vindictive reply from the vindictive peddler of misinformation and Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll greymondeoman

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Gargoyle4Ever wrote:
With high taxation and rising living costs across the county it's obviously the votes are going to shift.  Let's hope the REFORM UK Party PLC™©® don't try to insult our intelligence like Labo*r did. I personally want to see firm action on the illegal immigration. I hate what the government have done to the taxpayer. In housing them. Would they take up arms to defend Great Britain. I very much doubt they would. So why give them the 5 star treatment.  Next problem we have is getting Labo*r out of central government. They done nothing for this country

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Deanial wrote:
Have you seen all the new building complexes popping up all over Kent to house the "unaccompanied asylum seeker children”, also known as fighting age men with beards.

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Tornado Watcher replied:
So where are they then? I’m sure we’d have heard about “all the new building complexes popping up all over Kent to house the "unaccompanied asylum seeker children” in the news if they existed. Or do they only exist in your head?

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Neil Barse replied:
A typically stupid reply from the typically stupid Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll that is Tornado Watcher. A bitter lonely insidious individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due to the fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory posting. Completely expected every time Tornado Watcher posts on here.

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Kentie Girl wrote:
Does anybody actually know what the REFORM UK Party PLC™©® policies are? I've tried to find out but can't find the information anywhere?

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Deanial replied:
Yes. They are easily found online, please see attached
https://www.reformparty.uk/policies

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Tornado Watcher replied:
Thank you for the link. This is the much-vaunted “Contract Out On You”, a bunch of vague aspirations and empty promises that can’t even be called a “manifesto”. It’s not even worth the milliwatts of electricity it uses on a server somewhere. I strongly suggest you read it, just so that you can see what a load of lukewarm methane it really is. It’s Brexit boasting without the bus, a complete (this comment has been edited because it does not meet our community standards – the Editor).

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Neil Barse replied:
A typically stupid reply from the typically stupid Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll that is Tornado Watcher. A bitter lonely insidious individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due to the fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory posting. Completely expected every time Tornado Watcher posts on here.

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Tornado Watcher replied:
Hi Neil. Are you giving your Chad Grindr ID a rest tonight? Not had any sneers or insults from that platform yet.

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Chad Grindr replied:
A typically vindictive reply from the vindictive peddler of misinformation and Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll Tornado Watcher

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Tornado Watcher replied:
Thanks Neil, business as usual.

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Yu Rong wrote:
It's always interesting, I was reading the findings of the poll. The headlines of which are a 100% victory for the REFORM UK Party PLC™©®. It'll be interesting to compare forecast with actuals.

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R Weforreal replied:
'Yu Rong' gives a reasonable and thoughtful view, without expressing any kind of an opinion, and points to the likely contrast between the MORON forecast and the future reality. FOR WHICH, at the time I read this, people give thumbs down votes. We (rightly) blame the worst sorts of Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile trolls for their undemocratic behaviour, and it is plain where their support comes from. No wonder our democracy is in such a mess. Though there is little in your response I need to agree with, you get a thumbs up from me on principle!

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Ed 2468motorway wrote:
Another user ID from the Neil Barse stable. He's having a dig at Labo*r as usual.

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Yu Rong wrote:
I note your generous and thoughtful response, R Weforreal. Thank you.

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Neil Barse replied:
Grey Mondeo Man comments on an article and so does Ed2468 motorway.
Multiple IDs methinks, especially given that once again, you use the same tired insults, whataboutery, gaslighting, sealioning and misinformation that the vindictive peddler of misinformation and Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll greymondeoman uses. I also see the ‘red thumb’ fairies are out again, downvoting our comments

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Grey Mondeo Man:
Or perhaps normal people are just getting tired of your relentless and rather boring troll behaviour?

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Chad Grindr replied:
You are absolutely correct as usual, Neil. Multiple IDs methinks, especially given that Ed uses the same tired insults, whataboutery, gaslighting, sealioning and misinformation that the vindictive peddler of misinformation and Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll greymondeoman uses.

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Yu Rong replied
You are absolutely correct as usual, Chad. Multiple IDs methinks, especially given that Ed uses the same tired insults, whataboutery, gaslighting, sealioning and misinformation that the vindictive peddler of misinformation and Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll greymondeoman uses.

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RSlickR replied:
You are absolutely correct as usual, Yu Rong. Multiple IDs methinks, especially given that Ed uses the same tired insults, whataboutery, gaslighting, sealioning and misinformation that the vindictive peddler of misinformation and Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll greymondeoman uses.

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Deanial replied:
Let's hope those figures are correct, Yu Rong. Labo*r are destroying everything, at a national level and on a local level.

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Victor Laudanum wrote:
As has become increasingly clear from its copy, in recent months, Heave PLC Media has decided that anything with even a whiff of left-of-centre about it is anathema to it. Where are the interviews with other political parties, to get their take on things, given that we have county elections in May? It is almost as if ((this comment has been edited because it does not meet our community standards – the Editor).

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Neil Barse replied:
A typically stupid reply from the typically stupid Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll that is Victor Laudanum. A bitter lonely insidious individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due to the fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory posting. Completely expected every time Victor Laudanum posts on here.

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SuperSmallDick wrote:
My local Tory councillor told me that Re*ves is going to put VAT up to 100% to pay for driving lessons for all illegal immigrants. Meanwhile, millions of English pensioners are freezing to death thanks to the removal of the WFP and thousands of farmers are living on the streets because they have been made homeless by Labo*r’s IHT changes. Four more years of St*rmer’s communist dictatorship, then I can vote REFORM UK Party PLC™©®.

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Notasoviet Resident wrote:
Comrades, dear Mr. Putin says for you to vote REFORM UK Party PLC™©®in next elections because all other political England parties will introduce anti-democratic police state dictatorships unlike truly free Russia as run by champion of democratic freedoms dear Mr. Putin and his Russian oligarch friends whose money is good for UK.

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