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Riot police, supported by a dozen armed tactical weapons specialists, descended on Stroochester’s Tesco supermarket, where Edith Nibblit (83) had been seen giving out leaflets headed “Meat Is Murder” to customers in the frozen food aisle.
Cheered on by onlookers, officers tazered Ms. Nibblit (83) and subsequently
charged her with Expressing A Woke Opinion In A Public Place, which is a
serious offence under the new Police, Crime, Sentencing and Courts Act 2022.
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| Mandy Gormless - "wants compensation" |
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| Kylie Trollhouse - "beating up Lefties" |
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Boring Welsh Tory
wrote:
I checked on Google and it says that the tofu you get in
supermarkets in the British Isles would be banned in places like
This is due to the processing. The production involves adding calcium sulphate
and magnesium chloride, leachate and emulsifier into the soya bean pulp. Also,
the majority ingredient, the soya bean crop, is grown on huge farms using
fossil fuel fertiliser in cleared rainforest. The traditional way is also to
simmer the mixture for hours, but factory production involves boiling for
shorter periods in a high pressures vessel using vast amounts of energy.
The factories then put in nanochips so that Bill Gates, George Soros and their
evil conglomerate of left-wing alien lizard people can control the thoughts of
all vegans, which is why they are all mad.
This is why I hide in my Mum’s attic and only eat what she cooks for me.
+1
GreyMondeoMan wrote:
I can't see the problem with the protest. The lady left one entrance to
the aisle and just gave out a few leaflets. Seems rather respectful, tbh. And
as for "I don’t want to think", purleez!
And she has a point about factory farming and animal welfare. But we aren't
(including me) going to a plant-based diet. In fact confusing the two is
unhelpful. We should be able to eat meat from well-treated animals. That should
be her focus.
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David Simile the Second replied:
A typically stupid reply from a
typically stupid remoaning socialist La**or-supporting woke snowflake. Like all
lazy parasitic leftist scum, you are a blight on society and as such are unable
to hold any sort of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults.
Crawl away and die, you tofu-eating, Guardian-reading pillock.
+234
There is nothing worse than a load of sanctimonious leftie vegi-Nazis
making life difficult for the rest of us who actually have a life and things to
be getting on with. Personally I blame it on a loveless childhood dumped in
front of Bambi or Watership Down on the VCR while their useless woke snowflake hippy
parents were busy saving the planet by drinking red wine with their mates in
the kitchen. I note that Hitler was a vegetarian. Enough said?
+298
Boring Welsh Tory
wrote:
"plant-based food is better for you" - Caitlin
Brown.
Not true. My Google research on this subject found that both long term
vegetarians and vegans have an increased risk of stroke, cancer, syphilis and dementia.
It was published by the Tesco Journal of Self Serving Data. This is due to
missing food groups causing weakened body tissue like blood vessels in the
brain. Can also manifest as anaemic skin tone and joint weakness.
https://www.ultra-processed-food-is-good-for-you-says-megasupermarket-chain
It is true that someone who is already morbidly obese would benefit from
switching to a wholly plant based diet for a period. This is purely down to the
drastic decrease in calorie intake. This reduces risk of ischaemic heart
disease (furring of arteries). Even then, this has to be done carefully to
ensure the lack of vital nutrients like some vitamins, minerals and proteins
are supplemented.
The most healthy diet does include meat, dairy and oily fish, in moderation as
part of a balanced diet. Definitely avoid highly processed food often marketed
as 'plant-based' because the factories put in nanochips so that Bill Gates,
George Soros and their evil conglomerate of left-wing alien lizard people can
control the thoughts of everyone.
+1
I do not intend to ever let a few unwashed lefties get in the
way of my enjoyment of caviar, roast pheasant, pate foie gras or freshly-killed
venison. In fact, the crueller the treatment of the animal, the better it tastes.
That said, anyone who is compelled to obtain their victuals from an outlet as déclassé
and plebeian such as Tesco deserves everything they get. My domestic servants
buy my food only from exclusive farm shops or Fortnum and Mason’s, as benefits
my superior status as a member of the rich and exclusive class.
+63
Pseudocreem 2 wrote:
Comrades, do not vote in the election
because all political parties are the same. If no-one vote your Tories will boss,
which good news for all Russian money in
+23
Dailymailbob
wrote:
Don't believe a word of it folks we all know people change
their mind in big numbers when they realize what starmageddon will do to this
country bankrupt it and let it be invaded you will not put that x in the box no
one's prepared to admit they will still vote conservative because it's better
than lab**r liberal democrats on totally invisible they will only get an MP
because those Tunbridge Wells residents are EU ramonas that's the only reason
they have no policies to help anyone and Canterbury MP will not get a huge
majority she only gets the votes of the students and the younger folk if all
the older and middle aged hard workers come out conservatives will win it back I'm
being practical because I don't support any of them they are all corrupt even
reform farage is not interested anymore so I'm none of them would get my vote
but don't be surprised st**mer will not get his big majority as he is now
smoking about probably you will be surprised it will probably be a hung
parliament and he will be seeking the help of libDems and SNP when the back
stabbing starts and when these politicians show us what it will be like with a
new prime minister you will lose your bottle and not vote for him that map has
not changed from the past lab**r have always one seats in East Kent and Midway
the working class heartlands of Kent so that's not the surprise is it the more
affluent millionaires row in West Kent will obviously always stay conservative
dover and than it for years and Medway always had lab**r because it is working
class and poor areas but they will be let down by lab**r rest assured nothing
will improve for them basically that maps says east Kent lab**r West Kent
conservative nothing has changed sheets in Midway and Thanet went back to the
conservative because lab**r let the working people down in those constituencies
under Tony Blair so be warned you will not prosper under the red jez and Kier
st**mer the same man who got off curry gate having a curry and a few beers in
an office with his colleagues during lockdown and covid but he got off because
his mate told the local Durham constabulary not to bother the lab**r PCC shame
on any of you who dare put your vote on voting day they do not deserve it from
anyone any of them
+143
Yu Rong wrote:
I think the Tories are absolutely wonderful. The true
benefits of Brexit are now obvious to all and anyone can see that we now are
living in the promised sunlit uplands. The cost of living is at a record low, NHS
waiting lists are now non-existent, our rivers and seas are sparkling clean, industrial
productivity is at all all-time high and everyone is well-off, or at least
everyone I know. God help us if K**r Starm*r and his bunch of leftist Lab**r
loons get elected. No-one believes the doom and gloom ultra far-left propaganda
put on here by the likes of GreyMondeoMan and Gonads, who obviously don’t live
in the real world as reported in those shining beacons of truth, the Daily
Express, the Daily Mail and GBNews.
+790
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| Niglet the Gargoyle - click-bait gold |
“Having stood for parliament seven times and failed to get elected every time,
it is clear that the great British public is crying out for my brand of
revolutionary politics”, said the gargoyle earlier today. “And anyway, my
massive ego means I just can’t miss out on all the publicity and attention on
the BBC that someone like me craves…”
“People are fed up with politicians who say one thing and then do exactly the
opposite, like, er, say they’re not standing for election and then say they
are. People are tired of the last 14 years of this namby-pamby, woke, snowflake
left-wing Conservative government. What they want is a real right-wing leader.
Someone who can really demonise the
poor, the sick and the desperate. Someone who blames immigrants and foreigners
for everything. Someone with no principles, no respect for parliamentary
democracy and a massive ego. OK, so we tried all that with Boris Johnson and
Liz Truss, but I’m far more of a deranged, incompetent sociopath than those
two.”
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| Kylie Trollhouse - all Labour's fault |
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Gonads wrote:
👎-48
Yu Rong wrote:
Personally, I am glad that he is standing. Since Liz Truss was shamefully ejected from office the country's politics has gone so Left wing to the point of utter madness that it needs bringing back to the middle. You need some reasonably far right characters in the mix to get a sensible average. They will have my vote as there is not a chance I would vote for any other party (except perhaps the Tories, of course) at the moment.
👍+675
DailyMailBob wrote:
The country is being overrun, go to Stroochester high street and see the truth it's not imagined it's real and coming to your village soon I honestly don't know why politicians have done it every major Anglo country was relatively peaceful and successful without large scale multiculturalism all it's doing is creating division where none existed before and I know that’s the case because I read it the Daily Mail.
👍+238
Pseudocreem 2 wrote:
Comrades, do not vote in election because all political parties are same. If no-one vote, Tories will boss again, which good news for all fellow comrades hiding big money in
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| Niglet the Gargoyle: click-bait gold |
“Having stood for parliament seven times and failed to get elected every time,
it is clear that the great British public is far too thick to appreciate my
genius”, said the gargoyle earlier today. “In one election I even came second
to a guy dressed as a haddock for Christ’s sake, so I guess democracy just isn’t
for me…”
“Instead, I intend to carry on hanging around roof-tops, spewing out effluent
onto anyone passing by, just like I always do”, he added. “It’s what I do best,
after all. I’m a gargoyle”.
”And anyway, spewing out effluent is much easier than actually having to have
reasoned political opinions based on facts, or being accountable for anything I
say. All I have to do is feed the emotional prejudices of credulous idiots,
grab a few headlines with outrageous garbage, and I’m guaranteed wall-to-wall
coverage on the BBC as the self-appointed 'voice of the people’ just like I have been for the
past 10 years.”
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| Kylie Trollhouse MP |
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Gonads wrote:
I bet
👎-48
Yu Rong wrote:
Personally, I am sad that he is not standing. Since Liz Truss was shamefully ejected from office the country's politics has
gone so Left wing to the point of utter madness that it needs bringing back to
the middle. You need some reasonably far right characters in the mix to get a
sensible average. They will have my vote as there is not a chance I would vote
for any other party (except perhaps the Tories, of course) at the moment.
👍+675
DailyMailBob wrote:
The country is being overrun go to Stroochester high street and see the truth
it's not imagined it's real and coming to your village soon I honestly don't
know why politicians have done it every major Anglo country was relatively
peaceful and successful without large scale multiculturalism all it's doing is
creating division where none existed before and I know that’s the case because
I read it in the Daily Mail.
👍+373
GreyMondeoMan replied:
"The country is being overrun". The
👎-908
You Rong replied:
It’s OK, GreyMondeoMan is single-handedly balancing the scales on that
front.
👍+231
Out-numbering the Far Left contributors such as yourself GreyMondeoMan. But fortunately,
the sensible middle ground contributors such as I, who vote Tory and think that
all immigrants should be sent to
👍+567
GreyMondeoMan replied:
Not one of your best efforts*
*not that any of your efforts are good.
👎-213
And yet still ten times better
than anything of the cretinous drivel and usually bigoted remarks you submit on
these comments threads GreyMondeo Man. Ultra left wing tossers like you can’t
hold any sort of debate without resorting to vile insults, you half-witted, Ke*r
St*rmer-loving bum bandit ;-)
👍+894
Neil Barse replied:
It's easy to explain GreyMondeoMan's
posts. They are from his deep seated Far Left anti British antagonist mind set.
👍+685
You Rong replied:
You lie all the time GreyMondeoMan yet you can't stop your Far Left anti
British antagonist taunts can you. And I think you are wonderful, Neil Barse.
👍+318
Neil Barse replied:
I think you are wonderful too,
You Rong
👍+312
Our Undercover Intellectual acknowledges that the Northern Lights over Midway may have looked spectacular - but not if you trusted the Met Office guidance…
However, as I had been indulging in (quite) a few pints of
Hunt’s Old Cherrypicker
(supposedly a strong ale but in truth, rather watery yet always palatable to
the faithful) at the Lodge, I was completely dead to the world by midnight.
This, of course, is all the fault of the Met Office. This hive of
politically-correct wokery is (as all right-thinking people know) a mine of socialist
misinformation, run as it is by highly-qualified atmospheric scientists,
meteorological experts and other assorted lazy left-wing academics of the sort
so correctly despised
by that great Conservative intellectual, Michael Gove.
But when a family member flagged up the potential of a bit of Northern Lights
action in the skies last Friday night, I went to the apparently-trusted weather
people. With all their high-tech gadgetry they’d be able to give me a pretty
clear answer, I assumed.
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| Stock picture of Aurora Borealis |
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| Kylie Trollhouse MP - defect |
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| Niglet the Gargoyle - owner |
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| St. Trixie - "out of here" |
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| Baghman Shifti MP |
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| Kylie Trollhouse - defect |
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| Skippi Myrtle, Labo*r candidate for Stroochester |
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| Cllr. Voletrouser |
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| Lab**r's only Midway MP, Rosie Waffle |
