As part of the MORON programme of pushing out as many plugs for the Gargoyle party as we can, we’re pleased to report that a further two councillors in Kent have joined the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC™©® ahead of the May 1 local elections...
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| Niglet the Gargoyle: busy representing his constituents... |
Both councillors have been serving as independents because they were too obnoxious even for the Tories, although Hugh Issie was formerly a member of the Conservative group at County Hall.
Last week, Midway county councillor Cllr Pearl Clutcher also jumped ship to join the Heritage Party taking a swipe at her former Tory colleagues as she went.
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| Cllr. Pearl Clutcher: right-wing |
“What this country needs is completely bonkers, insanely off-the-deep-end right-wing policies. That’s why I’ve joined the Heritage Party.”
A few days before, another independent, former Conservative Cllr Brian Ratt, had also joined the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC™©®.
“The Tories are just a sinking ship,” said Cllr Ratt. “That’s why I’m leaving it and going to another party where I might stand a chance of getting elected again.”
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“Those are the ones who are so thick, they’ll deserve everything they’ll get when we’re in charge.”
“On every single issue, from immigration to taxes and the cost of living, the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC™©®, doesn’t have any policies or coherent plans.”
“But we do have a lot of Brexit-style slogans and vague promises though, which is all our thicko constituents want to hear.”
"We need real change. Labour and the Conservatives stand for basically the same thing - democratic elections.”
“Only the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC™©®, will bring about a dictatorship to the UK so that we can be ruled over by a bright orange perma-tanned loony who comes from America - Niglet the Gargoyle.”
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| We Love Niglet... |
“For we believe in our LORD the Niglet. And if you have belief, then you don’t need logical policies or ideas. Beliefs are proof against reason or reality and need no explaining.”
“Our focus now turns to converting
as many councillors as possible, where we will be preaching the Gospel of Our
Niglet The Gargoyle in every single seat across
In the real world, more REFORM propaganda ahead of the county council elections, masquerading as local news…
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