Nude Women In Chattingham Animal Rights Protest

Sunday shopping on Chattingham High Street was enlivened today when a group of a dozen or so animal rights protesters stood outside the Aldi supermarket, encouraging people to boycott diary products.

Leftie woke animal rights protestors - rather rude...

“Cruelty is an inherent part of diary farming,” said Rosie Stropp (23). “We’d like people to consider buying vegan alternatives to milk, rather than support immoral and ecologically damaging farming practices.”

The protest, although peaceful, seemed to attract little interest from Aldi customers.

“I don’t mind people protesting or handing out leaflets,” said one bystander. “I just wish they weren’t so bloody rude.”

“I just popped out to get some milk for my Sunday morning cornflakes. I don’t really need some demented, angry woman calling me an animal torturer.”

“There are a lot more important issues for people to get rude and angry about, rather than how our milk is produced.”

The protesters even borrowed a farmer’s tractor to use as a platform for their protest.

“That’s just to make the police think we’re farmers,” said one of them.

“Farmers can do what they like when it comes to protesting. They never get prosecuted for anything, no matter how much mayhem and inconvenience they cause, because they are rich and well-connected.”

Supt. Grabber: "Rude"

“Any other group is looking at five-year prison sentences for even thinking about a public protest.”

Police did eventually break up the protest at around mid-day, following complaints from members of the public about the rudeness of some of the protesters.

“One or two of the ladies got a bit carried away,” said Midway police superintendent Mike Grabber. “That was after we tazered them. There was no need for the language they were using.”

“It was just rude and we can’t be having with that.”

Correction:

The headline for the article should have read “Rude Women In Chattingham Animal Rights Protest”, not “Nude Women”.

However, we were delighted with the number of page views it got, so we didn’t correct it.

We apologise for any disappointment amongst our pervy readership.

Given our adverts showing women in their skimpies always generate clicks, we might try and have a few more suggestive mis-prints that can con our saddo readers into looking at.

 

In the real world, there’s a similarly pathetic attempt to sex up an otherwise boring story just to get the page views. And it worked – an anodyne space-filler gets to be one of the ‘most commented on’ this week. In case you haven’t seen it – SPOILER ALERT - the protesters were NOT “topless”. That was also a mis-print. They were “hopeless”….

 

Comments:

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Chad Grindr wrote:
A terrifying example of two-tier justice under two-tier free gear St*rmer and his henchmen in the judiciary. Left-wing violence is endemic in this country and nothing is being done to stop it. These woke lefty women have a history of ultra far-left violence i.e. their vicious handing out of leaflets, their intimating placard-waving and their savage and brutal slogan-chanting. And yet when true patriots look to speak out and defend the UK’s democracy with a little harmless arson, looting and stone-throwing, the full weight of law is brought down upon them. It is time the far-left in this country was held to account, yet Herr St*rmer and his Stazi are giving their storm-troopers a free rein it seems, with any opposition being brutally crushed or censored.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
It is difficult to know where to start with your latest batch of lies, exaggerations and (this comment has been cut because it does not meet our community standards – the Editor)

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Yu Rong replied:
Ooooh get you and your tantrums

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Chad Grindr replied:
I fully expect GMM to support all acts of ultra-right wing violence, as his never-ending stream of shouty abuse, threats, gas-lighting and disinformation on here demonstrates. A typical SHOUTY LEFTIST LOON WHO SHOULD BE SHOT AND THEN DEPORTED BACK TO MOTHER RUSSIA!!!

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Tornado Watcher replied:
So anyone who disagrees with you must be silenced, yes? Free speech is a one-way street for you right-wingers, isn’t it? For once (this comment has been cut as it does not agree with our editorial policy – Ed.).

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Neil Barse replied:
At last Tornado Watcher confesses the truth about themselves before slinking away to stew in his own UK-hating demented leftist bile. A bitter lonely insidious individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due to the fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory posting. Completely expected every time Tornado Watcher posts on here. As usual, I win the argument by my relentlessly logical and calm, reasoned, factual responses, unlike the hate-filled rants of far-leftist Guardian-reading pillocks like Tornado Watcher.

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Tornado Watcher replied:
You and your fellow right-wing commentators here seldom offer anything but abuse when the arguments go against you. THAT is the most depressing thing about this forum.

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Neil Barse replied:
Typical lies and whataboutery from a bitter and twisted leftist Labo*r loser. I think you leftists must be mentally ill to constantly come out with the lies and whataboutery the way you do. And what about Labo*r’s secret plans to imprison all opponents in internment camps eh? Eh? That’s a plan that I’m sure you cretinous, unwashed far-left UK haters would approve of.

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Boring Welsh Tory wrote:
The thing about dairy farming is that it was the first type of farming practiced in the British Isles from about 6000BC and this has recently been confirmed with remains of bovine lactose (beta-lactoglobulin) having been identified in earthenware pots, probably a type of yogurt. Elsewhere in the world the practice of keeping goats for milk dates back tens of thousands of years.
The thing about cows is that they have four teats yet only give birth to one calf, one per year. They have evolved this way as a herd animal. If the mother looses the calf she can adopt and feed other calves in the herd, and the lactation cycle is elongated. The more milk taken the more milk produced. A natural process.
The thing is, I know all this because I looked it up on Google to make myself seem more interesting and intelligent than anyone else who posts here.
Of course, I avoid supermarket milk because it contains nano-transmitters put there by Bill Gates so that our thoughts can be controlled by his masters, the alien lizard people. The thing is, I only drink distilled tap water from the still I have set up in my Mum’s attic in Wales where I can hide from the iguanas from outer space who have quietly taken over the planet.

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Gonads wrote:
The thing is, you really are a boring know-it-all taffy bastard. Cows might have four tits but none of them will be bigger than you. Get a life.

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SuperSmallDick wrote:
My local Tory councillor told me that Labo*r are planning to force everyone to become vegan by banning all meat and dairy products. Meanwhile, another 800,000 Albanian shoplifters crossed the channel in small boats last week and are being housed in luxury hotels while all of our pensioners freeze to death and our farmers are reduced to living in tents as a result of being evicted from their land because they cannot afford to pay their IHT bills. Four more years of St*rmer’s communist dictatorship, then I can vote REFORM.

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Notasoviet Resident wrote:
Comrades, dear Mr. Putin says for you to vote REFORM in next elections because all other political England parties will introduce anti-democratic police state dictatorships unlike truly free Russia as run by champion of democratic freedoms dear Mr. Putin and his Russian oligarch friends whose money is good for UK.

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