As part of an ongoing series of click-bait articles looking to puff up the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC™©® and slag off Labo*r in advance of May’s county council elections, on this week’s Midway Politics Plodcast we welcome would-be REFORM Party PLC™©® MP candidate Chadwick Rangington-Bass...
The 19-year-old almost caused the shock of the 2024 general election when he came close to winning the formerly safe Tory seat of Rainingham’s Laura Twatt.
However, after a night out with some of his friends in a Weatherforks boozer (the fantastic five-star Rees-Mogg’s Head in Stroochester), Mr. Rangington-Bass hit nobody’s headlines except ours after a drunken video led to him being suspended by Niglet the Gargoyle’s Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC™©®.
The suspension came as a result of him being caught on video daring to criticise the gargoyle, which was subsequently posted on social media.
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| Rangington-Bass: "Up Trump's Arse..." |
“We got county council elections comin’ up soon,” he slurred. ‘Ee should be over ‘ere campaignin’ an’ ‘elpin’ us lie an’ whine abaht St*rmer’s mob and moanin’ abaht illegal immigrants, not suckin’ up to loony orange Yank dictators.”
“An’ wot abaht those immigrants, eh? Send ‘em all back to where they come from, thas’ wot our party policy says oh shit I fink I’m gonna be sick…”
As usual, the thin-skinned gargoyle reacted swiftly to criticism and promptly suspended Mr. Rangington-Bass, despite his popularity with Rainingham’s local dimwit community.
A statement was later issued by
the gargoyle’s office in
“Criticism of Our Supreme And Glorious Leader, The Great Helmsman St. Niglet The Gargoyle, is heresy of the most heinous kind.”
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| Niglet: "A Jealous Gargoyle"... |
“It is therefore with no regret whatsoever that we have excommunicated Mr. Chadwick Rangington-Bass from the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC™©®.”
“We will be replacing him with a party member who has the trust and countenance of Our Most Holy Gargoyle as soon as we can find someone, secure in the knowledge that the thickos in the Rainingham constituency would vote for a dog turd if it was wearing a Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC™©® rosette…”
So tune in to our latest pod-cast, where we interview Chadwick Rangington-Bass and show just what a nice young chap he is, rather than just another drunken naïve obnoxious far-right twit who got caught out after a piss-up with his mates, could happen to anybody, nothing to be ashamed of…
In
the real world, we see a non-event built around a complete non-story about a political
nobody. It may have gained no traction whatsoever outside of the local bubble
(hardly surprising) but it certainly gives a bit more local publicity to REFORM
in the run-up to the county council elections…
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Chad Grindr
wrote:
Doubtless the usual deranged lefties on here will be quick
to confuse a young man’s high spirits with typically vicious left-wing hatred spread on social media by one of our local Labour MPs. Needless to
say, Keir St*rmer simply ignored this tirade of trademark far-left racism.
Yu Rong replied:
You are absolutely right as ever,
RSlickR replied:
You are absolutely right as ever,
Neil Barse replied:
You are absolutely right as ever,
Tornado Watcher replied:
I wonder what part of “convicted”
you don’t understand when you say the offence was “totally unpunished”?
Neil Barse replied:
A typical insult-filled and stupid
reply from the typically stupid Far Left hateful anti British antagonist
europhile troll that is Tornado Watcher. A bitter lonely insidious individual
who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due to the fact they fail
to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory posting.
Completely expected every time Tornado Watcher posts on here.
Phil Thementallyill
wrote:
I think we need some far left commenters to put their opinions forward. I've
noticed a growing lack of support from them of late. Is it finally sinking in
that Labo*r are economically inept and no longer the party of the working man,
or woman? Sta*mer and Re*ves' budget has proven to deliver the complete
opposite to what they intended. Since they were elected, the national debt is
now a staggering £2.8 TRILLION! This is all completely the fault of Sta*mer and
Re*ves and their socialist economic madness. All those who voted Labour at the
last election should hang their heads in shame.
Grey Mondeo Man wrote:
I’m not a “far left” commenter, but the reason nobody (except the usual anti-Labo*r
trolls) on here is commentating is that the story is of absolutely no interest
to anybody. I’d never even heard of this failed electoral candidate until now. If
he got a bit drunk and said a few silly (though accurate) things about his party
leader then I (along with the vast majority of people) don’t really care. Doubtless the usual trolls would
be screeching from the rooftops if Mr. Rangington-Bass had been a Labo*r
candidate.
Neil Barse replied:
What is very simple greymondeoman is the fact you use all those insults based
on your interpretation when you personally don't agree, dislike and in
retaliation against those who expose you for the vindictive peddler of
misinformation and Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll
that you are.
RSlickR replied:
More misinformation from the vindictive peddler of misinformation and Far Left
hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll greymondeoman.
Chad Grindr replied:
As pointed out above by others, a highly ignorant comment from the vindictive
peddler of misinformation and Far Left hateful anti British antagonist
europhile troll greymondeoman in an attempt to defend the ineptitude of the
current government.
👍+98
RSlickR replied:
Can we can hold any hope of GMM answering any questions put to him with a
reasonable or balanced debate, rather than accusing someone of being far right
or a Putin supporter, or a nihilist.?? We can only hold out hope.
👍+87
Yu Rong replied;
GMM you just throw out accusations like a desperate lawyer who is badly losing
his case trying to prove the guilt of somebody, and throw out more random
accusations trying to grab at those straws!
👍+90
Chad Grindr replied:
A typically vindictive reply from the vindictive peddler of misinformation and
Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll greymondeoman
👍+89
Neil Barse replied:
Yes I agree
👍+87
Ed 2468motorway replied:
Oooh look. Whenever Chad/NB/YR comments, it’s instant likes and responses from
his fellow trolls Chad/NB/YR. Multiple IDs methinks…
👎👎👎-657
Neil Barse replied:
Grey Mondeo Man comments on an article and so does Ed2468 motorway.
Multiple IDs methinks, especially given that once again, you use the same tired
insults, whataboutery, gaslighting, sealioning and misinformation that the
vindictive peddler of misinformation and Far Left hateful anti British
antagonist europhile troll greymondeoman uses.
👍+109
Chad Grindr replied:
You are absolutely correct as usual, Neil. Multiple IDs methinks, especially
given that Ed uses the same tired insults, whataboutery, gaslighting,
sealioning and misinformation that the vindictive peddler of misinformation and
Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll greymondeoman uses.
👍+109
Yu Rong replied:
You are absolutely correct as usual,
👍+109
RSlickR replied:
You are absolutely correct as usual, Yu Rong. Multiple IDs methinks, especially
given that Ed uses the same tired insults, whataboutery, gaslighting,
sealioning and misinformation that the vindictive peddler of misinformation and
Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll greymondeoman uses.
👍+109
SuperSmallDick wrote:
My local Tory councillor told me that Labo*r are planning to abolish
Christianity in the
👍+125
Notasoviet Resident
wrote:
Comrades, dear Mr. Putin says for you to vote REFORM in next elections because
all other political
👍+18