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| Simon Goebbels |
And from next month they face the impact of a punishing tax hike which one pub boss says will be “worse than Covid” – with everyone reduced to poverty, businesses going bankrupt, mass starvation, the collapse of civil society….the Four Horsemen ride forth…..the Kraken Rises…..the seas boil….the skies rain blood….as Simon Goebbels reports…
In her first Budget in October, evil
Labo*r Chancellor R*chel Re*ves delivered a series of bombshells that “pulled
the carpet from under” businesses across
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| Evil chancellor R*chel Re*ves |
And in the final death knell for
all businesses across the
That’s only slightly less than what Tory chancellor Rishi Sunak put it up to in his April budget in 2022.
But that was the shrewd move of a Tory chancellor faced with a difficult economic situation, so we didn’t say a word against it.
By contrast, this identical NIC
hike is the work of a Labo*r Chancellor and so must be a typical evil socialist
incompetent mishandling of the
For Sir
Martin Timm, the multi-millionaire Brexit hero whose Weatherforks national
pub chain has hundreds of branches across the
“It is bonkers for a little family-owned national mega-pub company like mine,” he said. “I think it's going to be worse than Covid. At least, for my staff it will be.”
“We only had a £2 billion turnover last year and a measly £70 million profit, even after we paid £15 million to our shareholders.”
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| Sir Martin Timm: "Bonkers"... |
“So it’s back to the good old standbys of hiking prices, reducing quality, slashing maintenance budgets and firing staff. The staff can all go and get jobs in Tesco’s again, just like they had to when we shut down for Covid.”
“We were going to do all that anyway,” laughed Sir Timm, “but now we can blame Labo*r’s budget for it!”
"As for Re*ves lowering the threshold for employer NIC contributions from £9500 to £5000, that's great news for us. It means all the small pubs will struggle to afford the part-time staff they rely on and will go out of business. That'll wipe out our competition. Who says Labo*r isn't big-business friendly?"
But how will the increase impact you, if you’re not an employer?
Well, to make up the extra money now needed, we can expect prices to rise, the cost of services to increase, more uncertainty in our workplaces, a slowdown in recruitment and a slamming on the brakes of investment and expansion plans….. mass unemployment… soup kitchens….two-day working week….rotating power cuts….The Great Depression….Buddy Can You Spare A Dime….Bring Out Your Dead….War, Famine, Pestilence….we’re all doooooooooooomed….
What this country needs is a true Tory tax-cutting budget that we can praise from the rooftops until it all goes wrong, not an evil Labo*r raid on businesses that we can screechy shouty shrieky whine whine whiny whine on and on about as part of our campaign to throw as much shit at our democratically-elected government as we can until the next general election, so we can get a proper bunch of right-wingers in.
In short, we will all feel the impact of evil Chancellor R*chel from Accounts Re*ves. The question is, if further cuts are in the offing, just how seismic will that be?
We spoke to another Tory-supporting local businessman, Matthew Yapper.
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| Matthew Yapper; "Ridiculous"... |
“But that’s clearly the fault of evil Labo*r Chancellor R*chel Re*ves and her ridiculous rise in employer NIC contributions, national minimum wage, statutory sick pay and VAT on private school fees.”
“It’s just ridiculous, expecting employers to stump up for woke rubbish like worker’s pensions, decent wages and sick pay.”
“We need to return to proper UK Victorian values. Bring back workhouses, smallpox, rickets and little children going up chimneys, that’s what I say.”
“That’s what made this country great….”
One local businessman is less concerned about this disastrous Labo*r budget, however.
Steve Nimble runs MicroStrad, a specialist company that makes really small violins, and says that business is booming.
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| Microstrad: "Screechy"... |
“Our really tiny violins are just flying off the shelves.”
“I have a couple of full-time employees, but I don’t have a problem with the NIC tax rise. We’ve got to start raising taxes somewhere, in order to pay for 14 years of the Tories running the country down.”
“If this was a Tory tax rise I’m sure you wouldn’t be seeing all these screechy headlines in the right-wing press…”
And that wasn’t what we wanted to hear, so we stopped talking to Mr. bloody leftie Nimble.
The voices raising concerns have so far met with little government compromise.
Evil Chancellor R*chel from Accounts Re*ves took a break from lying about her CV to say that she hopes the government will “never have to deliver a Budget like this again” before going on to admit that “it’s not going to be easy for businesses”.
She added: “We made a commitment during the general election that we wouldn’t increase taxes on working people, because we know the shrieking right-wing press would have a field day with it if we did.”
“But they’re going to slag us off no matter what we do, so we might as well start taxing greedy rich bastards like they expected us to.”
“Trouble is, that’s really hard work. The bastards have got their tentacles everywhere and if we start trying to claw some of the money back they’ve bled out of the country over the last 15 years, they’ll just crash the stock market and screw us over.”
“So it’s back to taxing the
poor, just like
In
the
real world, a good old rant about “Rachel From Accounts” and all her works is
guaranteed to be solid-gold click-bait. And sure enough, the regular comments trolls
were all over it, with the same old sneers, lies and insults. Ah, bless ‘em…
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Grey Mondeo Man
wrote:
It’s 19°C,
warm and sunny. Isn’t that wonderful? So be nice to each other, smile and enjoy
the weekend weather, folks
Neil Barse replied:
What is very simple greymondeoman is the fact you use all those insults based
on your interpretation when you personally don't agree, dislike and in
retaliation against those who expose you for the vindictive peddler of
misinformation and Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll
that you are.
RSlickR replied:
More misinformation from the vindictive peddler of misinformation and Far Left
hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll greymondeoman. The weather
forecast distinctly shows a chance of rain this weekend.
Chad Grindr replied:
As pointed out above by others, a highly ignorant comment from the vindictive
peddler of misinformation and Far Left hateful anti British antagonist
europhile troll greymondeoman in an attempt to defend the ineptitude of the
current government treasury.
Yu Rong replied:
Not only is GMM’s weather forecasting a typical bunch of Far-left lies and
misinformation, it also makes the snide implication that no pensioners have
frozen to death in the
Grey Mondeo Man replied:
I merely wished you all a pleasant weekend. I still do.
RSlickR replied:
Can we can hold any hope of GMM answering any questions put to him with a
reasonable or balanced debate, rather than accusing someone of being far right
or a Putin supporter, or a nihilist.?? We can only hold out hope.
Yu Rong replied;
GMM you just throw out accusations like a desperate lawyer who is badly losing
his case trying to prove the guilt of somebody, and throw out more random
accusations trying to grab at those straws!
Chad Grindr replied:
A typically vindictive reply from the vindictive peddler of misinformation and
Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll greymondeoman
Neil Barse replied:
Yes I agree
Chad Grindr wrote:
And so the Liebour government continues its seemingly never-ending journey of
broken promises, lies and the apparent destruction of the
Let's hope it's a case of "fool me once, shame on you - fool me twice,
shame on me" for those that voted Liebour under the false pretences they
put forward, and that these people don't vote for the same clown party next
time around.
Neil Barse replied:
You are absolutely correct as
usual,
Yu Rong replied
You are absolutely correct as usual,
Ed 2468motorway replied:
Oooh look. Whenever Chad/NB/YR comments, it’s instant likes and responses from
his fellow trolls Chad/NB/YR. Multiple IDs methinks…
Neil Barse replied:
Grey Mondeo Man comments on an article and so does Ed2468 motorway.
Multiple IDs methinks, especially given that once again, you use the same tired
insults, whataboutery, gaslighting, sealioning and misinformation that the
vindictive peddler of misinformation and Far Left hateful anti British
antagonist europhile troll greymondeoman uses.
Chad Grindr replied:
You are absolutely correct as usual, Neil. Multiple IDs methinks, especially
given that Ed uses the same tired insults, whataboutery, gaslighting,
sealioning and misinformation that the vindictive peddler of misinformation and
Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll greymondeoman uses.
Yu Rong replied
You are absolutely correct as usual,
RSlickR replied:
You are absolutely correct as usual, Yu Rong. Multiple IDs methinks, especially
given that Ed uses the same tired insults, whataboutery, gaslighting, sealioning
and misinformation that the vindictive peddler of misinformation and Far Left
hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll greymondeoman uses.
Fay Kydee wrote:
As a small family business owner this NIC hike is going to cost my company
around £4000 per month. We only have a staff of 4 earning a liveable wage.
Where do I find the extra money? Put my prices up? Thankfully the extra trade
with
Tornado Watcher replied:
You reveal yourself as yet another Tory troll with the comment “Thankfully the
extra trade with
Chad Grindr replied:
TW is another bitter and twisted Far Left hateful anti British antagonist
europhile troll posting more lies and misformation about Brexit. Despite the
lies the Far Left keep peddling, the truth is that Brexit has been a huge
economic success for the
Tornado Watcher replied:
Just do a ten-second Internet search with the phrase “impact of Brexit on the
UK economy” and then tell me that I am posting “lies and misformation about Brexit”
when I say it has been a disaster for the UK economy.
Chad Grindr replied:
Here you go:
DailyExpress says Brexit A Great British Success Story Worth Hundreds of Billions
So I am telling you that you are posting “lies and misformation about Brexit”.
Tornado Watcher replied:
Ah, I see your problem. You are confusing “two-year-old unsubstantiated
boosterism from a Far-Right Brexiter that gets uncritically published in a
slavishly Tory newspaper” with “the truth”.
I take it you just ignored the hundreds of other references that told a
different story.
Chad Grindr replied:
Typical gaslighting and sealioning from a bitter and twisted Far Left hateful
anti British antagonist europhile troll. You asked for a reference and I gave
you a reference.
But in your twisted Far Left hateful anti British antagonist europhile troll
mind, that isn’t good enough because it disproves your twisted Far Left hateful
anti British antagonist europhile troll agenda.
I’d much rather believe the Daily Express than the leftist opinions of a bunch
of anti-free-market anti-growth coalition of economists, academics, businessmen
and other so-called “experts”.
Tornado Watcher replied:
And therein lies the wider problem...
Neil Barse replied:
A typically stupid reply from the typically stupid Far Left hateful anti
British antagonist europhile troll that is Tornado Watcher. A bitter lonely
insidious individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due
to the fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory
posting. Completely expected every time Tornado Watcher posts on here.
SuperSmallDick
wrote:
My local Tory councillor told me that Re*ves is going to put VAT up to 100% to
pay for driving lessons for all illegal immigrants. Meanwhile, millions of English
pensioners are freezing to death thanks to the removal of the WFP and thousands
of farmers are living on the streets because they have been made homeless by
Labo*r’s IHT changes. Four more years of St*rmer’s communist dictatorship, then
I can vote REFORM.
Notasoviet Resident 2
wrote:
Comrades, dear Mr. Putin says for you to vote REFORM in next elections because
all other political