Lotte Drittereich has been appointed
as the R.E.F.O.R.M. PLC Party UK’s™®© leader of the County Council after the
party blitzkrieged their way to an emphatic victory in the county council elections
last week - as exclusively predicted by the MORON.
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| Lotte Drittereich: new R.E.F.O.R.M. council leader |
Straight-talking Ms Drittereich,
who lives in
Lügnerwerdenlügen,
Germany, is the
newly-elected county council member for the Midway South West county
constituency.
A cloud of white smoke was seen to arise from county hall once her appointment was
ratified at a special meeting at County Hall.
This came from a full-strength
“Enoch’s Old Demagogue” cigarette, lit up by the leader-for-life of the Really
Extreme Far Out Rightwing Maniacs PLC Party UK™®© Niglet the Gargoyle, after a
vote by her fellow R.E.F.O.R.M. county councillors who agreed to appoint
whoever their leader told them to.
“Vee voz democratically elected
by 12% of zee county’s electorate, vich gives us an absolute mandate to do
votever vee like,” said Ms. Drittereich afterwards.
“You haff to understand zat vee now
haff absolute, ultimate control,” she thundered, to a crazed and exultant crowd
of rabid right-wing pensioners (Sid and Elsie Dreadful) who had gathered outside of county hall
for this historic event.
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| R.E.F.O.R.M. supporters outside council offices |
“And vee intend to use it to our
own political advantage. Rest assured vee vill be using our absolute, ultimate control
of county councils across the
UK
as a means to disrupt and impede zee business of ze hated Labo*r government, no
matter what detrimental effects zat may haff upon local council services.”
“Of course, vee haff no ideas
about how to address zee disastrous legacy of fifty years of Tory control of zee
county council. So vee are going to blame zee Tories and zee Labo*r government for
our complete lack of policies while continuing to spout headline-grabbing but
totally inconsequential sound-bites.”
“So forget zee state of zee
county’s roads, zee collapse of zee council’s social service provision and zee closing
of council amenities such as swimming pools and libraries. Vot we will be
concentrating on instead is a distraction programme of ‘culture wars’, so zat
we can keep zee attention of our Daily Mail-reading supporters.”
Along those lines, Ms Drittereich
vowed to remove the Ukraine
flag from the county council chamber.
“Vee are here to represent zee local
Englisher people,” she said.
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“A foreign war being fought
thousands of miles away is simply a distraction. Instead vee vill be celebrating
VE day by replacing zee Ukrainian flag viz zee State Flag of zee Russian
Federation, in honour of our major party backer and also to symbolise
zee great friendship between our Glorious Leader and zat nice Mr. Putin…”
Ms Drittereich also stated she
was a great admirer of Eesgon Nutz’s DOGE initiative on behalf of US president
Donald Turnip.
“Everyone knows zat zee county
council finances are regularly examined by independent auditors,” says Ms Drittereich.
“But zee answers zey are giving
do not suit our political agenda, so vee are going to get our own not-at-all
independent auditors from zee USA
to come in. Zey vill be under strict instructions from our Glorious Leader to take
a leaf out of Eesgon Nutz’s book and make a lot of massively inflated claims about cutting waste and making savings,
even zo zee complete opposite is true.”
“Zen vee can award lots of juicy
council contracts to our Glorious Leader’s chums in zee US under zee guise of
“cost savings”.
“Of course, vee vill be firing
lots of council vurkers, so services vill get worse and cost much more but zat
is vot you suckers voted for, just like our Glorious Brexit, so get used to
it.”
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On the R.E.F.O.R.M. PLC Party
UK’s™®©
proposed end to working from home, Ms Drittereich said: “Just like ze
channel-crossing immigrants in ze small boats, zis izz annuzzer total
distraction issue zat has no actual direct impact upon zee vast majority of
local residents.”
“But it allows us to perpetuate
zee myth zat all council vurkers are lazy skiving stay-at-homes, a myth zat is
very popular viz our moronic supporters and one zat vill give us an excuse to
fire lots of council employees.”
“Zis, of course, vill cripple
council services, but our aim is simply to create local anarchy whilst blaming
zee Labo*r government for it all.”
Ms. Drittereich is a failed Tory
election candidate who, like most of her county council colleagues, has jumped
on the R.E.F.O.R.M. PLC Party UK’s™®© bandwagon in the hope of getting voted
in. She has had a long career as a writer and journalist in her homeland,
regularly contributing to the right-wing magazine Der Zuschauer.
“I see no problems viz
representing my county constituents from my home in Lügnerwerdenlügen, Germany,”
she says, “nor viz continuing mein career as a highly-respected right-wing
journalist.”
“After all, Our Glorious Leader
represents his Claptout-On-Sea constituency from zee
USA and like uzzer
less famous right-wing politicians also has ten uzzer jobs, but he has yet to hear vun single complaint from his
constituents.”
“So zere is obviously no problem
viz zee vurking from home. Unless you verk for zee council, of course…”
As
ever, a certain local news outlet’s saturation
reporting of its favourite political party is absolute click-bait gold. Strangely,
the bullying anti-Labo*r drivel of its usual pet right-wing trolls in the
‘comments’ section is getting down-voted for once. Perhaps the professional “red-and-green-thumbers”
don’t work at weekends?
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Mailfront Page wrote:
So many pessimistic upset critical lefties slagging off R.E.F.O.R.M. PLC Party
UK™®© already without seeing any results yet on how they want to improve
spending and getting the best value services for us by sacking loads of lazy
council workers!
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Chad Grindr wrote:
Getting proper independent R.E.F.O.R.M. PLC Party UK™®© auditors to go through
the books (hopefully in detail) does seem a like a good move given the dire
state and well documented financial issues at the county council that the Labo*r
government are responsible for. Given that R.E.F.O.R.M. only got elected last
Friday and selected a new leader just last night, the comments by the
hate-filled, demented leftists below are quite frankly hilarious! It's obvious
that a certain minority of shouty left-wing types that simply can't hack it
when democracy doesn't give them the result they wanted are going to froth at
the mouth, throw their toys and cry at every opportunity. We've seen it all
before with Brexit ;-)
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Ed 2468motorway replied:
You cry on here every day about Labo*r's landslide general election win. Let it
go ;-).
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Chad Grindr replied:
Well Ed my little troll, I certainly hope R.E.F.O.R.M. don't start introducing
policies that they didn't tell anyone about when asking for people to vote for
them like the Labo*r government...
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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Your hopes will be dashed.
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Chad Grindr replied:
You mean that they will be as bad as labo*r? I hope not, but I guess we'll
see...
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Neil Barse replied:
You keep on about the consequences of Brexit and how better off the UK
would be to rejoin the EU greymondeoman. Yet once again the question you must
answer is, why did you vote Labo*r knowing full well that St*rmer made it
perfectly clear that Labo*r will not reapply to join the EU. Why did you not
vote for a pro EU party? Or are you not that bothered with the EU as you have
been since 2016, thus being able to carry on sniping about Brexit all the time
the UK
is out of the EU?
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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
I never mentioned Brexit. Once again you are resorting to repeatedly demanding
answers to questions completely unrelated to the topic under discussion - “sealioning”
I think you call it, something you constantly accuse others of. However, as you
asked, the reason I voted Labo*r is quite simple – in my opinion they offered
the best hope of renewal after 15 years of Tory mis-rule. Yes, I am
disappointed with Labo*r’s stance on Brexit and indeed, many of their other
policies, but I still remain utterly convinced that they are by far the least
worst of the political options available at the moment.
👍+28
Chad Grindr replied:
The brilliant opportunities provided by the huge success that is Brexit for the
UK
to strike its own trade deals with major worldwide economies is the only thing St*rmer's
government is clinging on to this week by way of success Neil Barse. But I'll
let greymondeoman answer your question for himself...
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Neil Barse replied:
As I have asked greymondeoman the same question many times Chad, I hold out little hope that greymondeoman
will give his reasons why. But its not unexpected though as greymondeoman
refuses point blank to answer any questions put to him which may compromise his
position. Yet ironically greymondeoman expects, no demands answers of others
when he requests them. The hypocrisy of greymondeoman is outstanding as always.
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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
"The brilliant opportunities
provided by the huge success Brexit for the UK to strike its own trade deals
with major worldwide economies". The sum total of which is, and will be,
nowhere close to the losses caused by us turning our backs on our biggest
trading partner in the EU single market. As for refusing “point blank to answer
any questions put to him”, I always try to respond to your “sealioning”, as you
call it. You just fail to acknowledge the answers.
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Chad Grindr replied:
'caused by us turning our backs
on our biggest trading partner in the EU single market.' That is simply not
true is it though! The UK
still trades with the EU and has a trade deal with them also. You are
distorting facts. The democratic decision taken by the UK to leave the
European Union was not about ending trade with them it was about not having
them interfere in our affairs amongst other things. It's a shame that some
bitter and disgruntled bed-wetting leftists like you greymondeoman just can't accept
that.
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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
As you well know, a trade deal offers
nowhere near the same benefits as did the single market. Yes, the UK still trades
with the EU, but on significantly worse terms than when in the single market.
👍+12
Neil Barse replied:
All very greymondeoman in
response. But once again greymondeoman you refuse to answer the original
question put to you as follows. You keep on about the consequences of Brexit
and how better off the UK
would be to rejoin the EU. Why did you vote Labo*r knowing full well that St*rmer
made it perfectly clear that Labo*r will not reapply to join the EU. Why did
you not vote for a pro EU party? Or are you not that bothered with the EU as
you have been since 2016, thus being able to carry on sniping about Brexit all
the time the UK
is out of the EU? It's a perfectly simple question that even you can understand
maninawhitecar, so why are you so opposed to give an honest (hopefully) answer.
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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
I answered your pointless and
unrelated question above, Neil. As usual, you refuse to acknowledge the answer
and then blame me for your lack of comprehension. Sealioning and gas-lighting
are, of course, well-known ploys right out of the far-right troll’s handbook of
social media distraction techniques, ones that you repeatedly use and then
accuse others of.
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Yu Rong replied:
Aww diddums Grey Mondeo Man did your precious Labo*r party get trashed in the
county council elections then? You really are a pathetically childish specimen
who resorts to pathetically condescending and childish insults in the face of
the adult reasoning of your political superiors.
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Neil Barse replied:
An excellent factual and moderate reply, Yu Rong. Grey Mondeo Man is just a
pathetic leftist troll who only ever posts tedious sealioning, insults, lies,
gaslighting and disinformation. I think leftists like him must be mentally ill
to constantly come out with the lies and whataboutery the way he does. Like all
lazy parasitic leftist scum, he is a blight on society and as such are unable
to hold any sort of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults.
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Chad Grindr replied:
An excellent factual and moderate reply, Neil. Grey Mondeo Man is just a vindictive
peddler of misinformation and Far Left hateful anti British antagonist
europhile troll who just throws vile insults at anyone who disagrees with him.
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Yu Rong replied:
Great post as ever Neil.
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Chad Grindr replied:
Thank you Phil
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RSlickR replied:
Great post as ever Chad.
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Chad Grindr replied:
Thank you Phil
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Phil theMentallyIll replied:
Great post as ever Chad.
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Chad Grindr replied:
Thank you Phil
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Neil Barse replied:
Great post as ever Chad.
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Chad Grindr replied:
Thank you Phil
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I like arse cream replied:
Great post as ever Chad.
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Chad Grindr replied:
Thank you Phil
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Smile Johnny's
Bonkers wrote:
Now stop those god-dam boats. And start deporting those who have made it over
...
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Ed 2468motorway replied:
I hate to break it to you Johnny, but county councils have no power to “stop
der boats”, nor to deport anyone. You’ll need to wait until your heroes get
voted in at a general election. And then be bitterly disappointed when they
can’t stem the tide of immigration either.
👍+32
Neil Barse replied:
As it's impossible to enter into
a debate with low intellectual idiots who only wish is too troll others such as
yourself Ed, it's understandable that nobody bothers, especially as you can't
even understand what proper debating is. You've been described as an
argumentative troll on many occasions, a description that fits you perfectly.
Now run along and find some of those you consider are Nimbys and sealion them.
LOL
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Phil theMentallyIll replied:
Great post as ever Neil.
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Chad Grindr replied:
Thank you Phil
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Neil Barse replied:
Great post as ever Chad.
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Chad Grindr replied:
Thank you Phil
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I like arse cream replied:
Great post as ever Neil.
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Chad Grindr replied:
Thank you Phil
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Phil TheMentallyill
wrote:
Lotte, wishing you and your team all the best. Unlike St*rmer,
please hit the ground running and make those changes which count to make life
better for county residents. I know you've inherited a really bad position thanks
to the past ten months of this Labo*r government but rather than waste time and
energy making excuses like Labo*r, show us what you can do. Success lies with
you, achieved through your energy, vigor, innovation, decision making and
strength in creating a better life for all.
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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Seems that for once, R.E.F.O.R.M.
aren’t too popular on this forum. Perhaps people are (this comment has been cut as it does not meet our community standards
– the Editor)
👍+38
Chad Grindr replied:
On the contrary it seems that you
leftist bedwetting red thumb fairies are out in force again today.
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Neil Barse replied:
Exactly Chad. Raise questions, speak of
your concerns on certain subjects and immediately you are accused by a few hard
leftists on here as being racist, homophobic, xenophobic, fascist, far right,
etc. Purely done in an attempt to shut you down. It's their stock attack when
they know what you are saying or questioning is correct. Everyone is allowed an
opinion, but in their hard leftist ideology, only that they agree with.
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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Or it could just be that most
people think that R.E.F.O.R.M. are nothing more than a bunch of pub bores voted
in by a credulous electorate who (this
comment has been cut as it does not meet our community standards – the Editor)
👍+51
Neil Barse replied:
A typically stupid reply from the typically stupid remoaning socialist
La**or-supporting woke snowflake that is GreyMondeoMan. Like all lazy parasitic
leftist scum, he is a blight on society and as such is unable to hold any sort
of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults. Crawl away and die,
you tofu-eating, Guardian-reading pillock.
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SuperSmallDick wrote:
My local Tory councillor told me that Labo*r are planning to increase IHT to
50% on any properties worth over £50 so that they can fund luxury housing
developments for asylum seekers. Meanwhile, another 800,000 Albanian
shoplifters crossed the channel in small boats last week and are being housed
in luxury hotels while all of our pensioners freeze to death and our farmers
are reduced to living in tents as a result of being evicted from their land
because they cannot afford to pay their IHT bills. Thank god for the
R.E.F.O.R.M. county council who will declare independence from St*rmer’s
communist state.
👍+3
Pseudocreem 2wrote:
Comrades, dear Mr. Putin says for you to vote R.E.F.O.R.M. in next general election
because all other political England parties will introduce anti-democratic
police state dictatorships unlike truly free Russia as run by champion of
democratic freedoms dear Mr. Putin and his Russian oligarch friends whose money
is good for UK.
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