We Find The Best Fish And Chips In Midway

Did you know that June 6^th is National Fish and Chip day? 

No, neither did we until we saw it on Facebook, which is where we go for all of our news when we're struggling for column inches. 

So we asked Midway’s top fish and chip restaurants to give us money to say how good they are and threatened to slag them off if they refused. Most of them told us to clear off anyway, but some were up for the challenge!

After a hotly contested bidding war, it was hats off to Midway’s top fish and chip restaurant, Geeza’s Fish Bar and Kebeb Emporium in Grott Street, Chattingham.

MORON chief Sir Paul Mental accepts a bung from Mr, Geeza Bakander and his
business partner Mr. Padme Baksheesh

Owner, Mr. Geeza Bakandhar, handed over a cheque for Rs 25,000 (that’s nearly £250 in proper money!) which was the biggest bribe we got.

That means there’s no doubt that Geeza’s Fish Bar and Kebeb Emporium is the best place to go for fish and chips in Midway!!!

And we sent our team of top restaurant reviewers there, just to make sure…

By our correspondents:

Art. E. Fishall

and

Clint Elligence

The restaurant was very clean.

The restaurant was very well decorated.

The staff were very helpful and friendly.

The menu offered a wide variety of dishes.

The starter came promptly and was very tasty.

The main meal fish and chips came promptly and was were very tasty.

The pudding came promptly and was very tasty.

The toilets were very clean.

The bill came promptly and was very reasonable.

This is a nice restaurant.

The food is very good and reasonably priced.

We would highly recommend it to anyone.

You can’t argue with that!!!

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Grey Mondeo Man wrote:
Well done to the MORON. Your useless AI software has just struck a new low in restaurant reviews with this blatant piece of (this comment has been edited for brevity – Ed.)

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Art. E. Fishall wrote:
I think these reviews are excellent and very funny.

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Clint Elligence wrote:
I think these reviews are excellent and very funny.

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A Staffer wrote:
I think these reviews are excellent and very funny.

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Ann Notherstaffer wrote:
I think these reviews are excellent and very funny.

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