"Chew On This" Reviews The Steaming Turban In Chattingham.

We rang the Steaming Turban Curry House in Chattingham and said we’d write something nice about them if they gave us a free takeaway. But they told us to bugger off. 

So we wrote a disingenuous article about a bad hygiene inspection they had 3 years ago.

Then we sent out our top restaurant review team for a totally unbiased and in-depth review. Here’s what they found at the Steaming Turban Curry House in Chattingham:

Review by:

Art. E. Fishall

and

Clint Elligence

The Steaming Turban Indian restaurant: "No freebies = not very good..."

The restaurant was not very clean.

The restaurant was not very well decorated.

The staff were not very helpful or friendly.

The menu did not offer a wide variety of dishes.

The starter did not come promptly and was not very tasty.

The main meal did not come promptly and was not very tasty.

The pudding did not come promptly and was not very tasty.

The toilets were not very clean.

The bill did not come promptly and was not very reasonable.

This is not a nice restaurant.

The food is not very good and is not reasonably priced.

We would not recommend it to anyone.

There. That’ll teach you to mess with the local media, folks…:

Comments:
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Bystander wrote:
This review is complete garbage in my opinion. I regularly use this restaurant. It is extremely good and the staff could not be more (this comment has been cut because it does not meet our community standards- The Editor)

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HerbieRidesAgain wrote:
I don’t normally comment here but I feel I must defend this restaurant. Mr. Patel and his family are absolutely wonderful, his restaurant is so friendly and the food is excellent. It is obvious that he had refused to pander to your bullying and as a result has (this comment has been cut because it does not meet our community standards- The Editor)

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Dayshift replied:
I completely agree. The Steaming Turban is a Chattingham legend and this so-called “review” seems to be motivated by (this comment has been cut because it does not meet our community standards- The Editor)

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Tornado Watcher wrote:
Oh dear. Even the editorial down-votes aren’t putting off commentators. Seems like even the MORON’s readers have sussed out this particular piece of nasty (this comment has been cut because it does not meet our community standards- The Editor)

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Neil Barse replied:
At last Tornado Watcher confesses the truth about themselves before slinking away to stew in his own UK-hating demented leftist bile. A bitter lonely insidious individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due to the fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory posting. Completely expected every time Tornado Watcher posts on here. (Well done this is more like it – The Editor).

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KentieGirl wrote:
I often eat at the Steaming Turban with my family and I have never once had a bad experience. I think the MORON’s AI review bots need reprogramming with a large baseball bat so that (comments on this article are now closed because we don’t like the way this is going – The Editor)

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