Heavy winds brought by Storm Darren continue to impact Midway today.
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| Twigs in Midway road horror shock weather delays |
Fallen debris has caused chaos and delays across the region’s roads and railways network, with a yellow weather warning still in place.
The M234 was shut London-bound for five minutes this morning between Junctions 1 and 3 because of a few branches on the carriageway, which were cleared by about 9.30am.
At the same time, South-Eastern
said rail services were suspended for 15 minutes between Chattingham and Stroochester
due to the winter tradition of a cheap
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| Branches on side of road: all K*ir St*rmer's fault... |
A few twigs had also come down in
The weather warning has been extended until 6pm, with the Met Office reporting winds may reach speeds of as high as 50mph.
Niglet the Gargoyle, owner of the government-in-waiting the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC©™®, and MP for the Midway constituency of Claptout-On-Sea, blamed Ke*r St*rmer and the Labo*r government for the latest storms which have devastated the country.
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| Gargoyle: "Blame Labour for winter weather...." |
“Instead, all they have done is completely abolish the winter fuel allowance, thereby condemning millions of pensioners to a freezing death. And those that are left will be forced to agree to euthanasia under evil St*rmer’s End Of Life Bill. That’s if they haven’t all starved to death by then as a result of all UK farmers going bankrupt overnight as a result of Labo*r’s IHT changes,” said the Gargoyle from his North American residence.
“When my Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC©™® is voted into power in 2029, our Contract On The People promises to abolish winter. We’ll also abolish getting old and sick, by selling the NHS to my rich American chums. And rich people will never have to pay taxes again, let alone IHT.”
“You know it’s all lies, but the
Great British electorate just loved being lied to,” laughed the Gargoyle.
“The
Brexit referendum proved that. Sure, Labour may be liars and the Tories are huge
liars, but the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC©™®
are just absolutely outrageously colossal liars.”
“So vote Gargoyle for the biggest lies of all…”
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Gonads wrote:
I see the
It’s Storm “Darragh”, not “Darren”.
The standards of journalism on here these days are just (this comment has been edited because it does
not meet our community standards – The Editor).
Neil Barse replied:
Yet more far-left lies, gaslighting, sealioning, distraction tactics, vile
insults and disinformation from a bitter and twisted leftist Labo*r loser. You idiot
leftists must be mentally ill to twist and distort the truth the way you do,
trying to convince the gullible that storms are given weirdo woke names in line
with a typically leftist LBQTXYZ agenda. You’re fooling nobody but yourself,
which is easy for someone as stupid as you are. It’s just something we all
expect from the sad and demented socialist trolls that plague this forum with
their lies, insults and whataboutery.
Tornado Watcher replied:
No, Neil, really. It’s Storm Darragh. Honestly.
Yu Rong replied:
Oooh get you and your tantrums
Neil Barse replied:
Once again Tornado Watcher confesses the truth about themselves before slinking
away to stew in his own UK-hating demented leftist bile. A bitter lonely
insidious individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due
to the fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory
posting. Completely expected every time Tornado Watcher posts on here. As
usual, I win the argument by my relentlessly logical and calm, reasoned,
factual responses, unlike the hate-filled rants of far-leftist Guardian-reading
pillocks like Tornado Watcher.
Grey Mondeo Man wrote:
Talking of lies and disinformation, I see the
The facts are as follows:
Millions of pensioners will not be freezing to death this
winter.
No-one will be forced to agree to be euthanised.
And a few rich landowners having to pay a bit of inheritance tax on their
sheltered wealth isn’t going to cause food shortages in the
Yu Rong replied:
That's not what it says in the Daily Mail, The Daily Telegraph, the Daily Express
and on GBNews. Try checking your facts before posting your lies and disinformation
on here.
Chad Grindr replied:
WHY DO YOU LEFTIST LOONS NEED TO SHOUT ALL OF THE TIME? SHOUTY SHOUTY SHOUT
SHOUT SHOUT that’s all you stupid bed-wetting lefties ever do.
Grey Mondeo Man replied:
I’m not shouting at anyone…
Chad Grindr replied:
MORE SHOUTY LIES FROM THE MORON’S PREMIER FAR-LEFT IDIOT! WHY DON’T YOU JUST
STOP SHOUTING! NO-ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR BED-WETTING WOKISH DRIVEL ANYWAY!
Super Small Dick wrote:
My local Tory councillor tells me that all pensioners will be forced to join
chain gangs and made to work on the roads to fix potholes if they want to keep
getting a state pension. Meanwhile, millions of illegal immigrants are crossing the
Channel in small boats every week, bringing their foreign monsoon weather over here and getting housed in luxury hotels at the
taxpayer’s expense. What a shambles. Four more years of this turgid drivel. I
look forward to voting REFORM.
Pseudocreem 2
wrote:
Comrades, dear Mr. Putin says for you to vote REFORM in the next UK elections because
all other UK parties are corrupt Nazi gangster dictatorships who imprison
anyone who criticises them on social media and condemns millions of old people
to death while rest of world watches with horror unlike true democracy of
Russia as led by global champion of freedom dear Mr. Putin and his rich friends.