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Friday, December 20, 2024

Niglet The Gargoyle Milkshake Attacker Let Off By Pathetic Out-Of-Touch Judge.

By Our Local Demagoguery Reporter
Simon Goebbels

Bunty Hopper - ultra far-left violence...
Bunty Hopper (29), a Just Stop Oil protester and Green Party candidate for Chattingham North, was today given a suspended prison sentence for throwing a milkshake at Niglet the Gargoyle while he was campaigning in the Midway constituency of Claptout-On-Sea prior to July’s general election.

Despite pleading guilty to the crime of beating by assault, she was only handed a suspended prison sentence by deputy senior district judge Masallah Tikka. Judge Tikka told the gargoyle’s assailant that “this was not just an attack on an ugly piece of medieval church architecture, but an attack on our parliamentary democracy.”

“A clear message must go out,” the judge declared. “Public debate must not be shut down by criminality such as this.”

“Normally I would send you to jail, but our prisons are still full of your fellow Just Stop oil protesters that the last government insisted that we jail for years at a time. I therefore suspend your sentence of 13 weeks in prison for 12 months,” said the biased, leftie judge.

Responding in a whiny post on on social media afterwards, the gargoyle said: “We now live in a country where you can assault a Member of Parliament and not go to prison. The latest example of two-tier justice.”

“What does that say about the importance of parliamentary democracy in the UK? This is why my Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniac’s Party UK PLC©™® is committed to abolishing it.”

Niglet the Gargoyle - unhappy meal...
Niglet the Gargoyle, now the Claptout-On-Sea MP, was doused as he left the Rees-Mogg’s Head Weatherfork’s pub in the nearby town of Stroochester.

In a victim impact statement read out by the prosecution, the MP said after the incident he “felt humiliated”, with the incident being “broadcast on national and international media, despite them all being owned by my supporters”.

He added that “chemicals or paint wouldn’t have been so bad, but those McDonalds milkshakes are much, much nastier.”

“The incident is part of a growing security concern for medieval architectural features of national importance such as myself.”

As well as her suspended sentence, Ms. Hopper has also been ordered to complete 12 rehabilitation activity requirement days, 120 hours of unpaid work and to pay the gargoyle £150 compensation, £17.50 compensation for the criminal damage to his stonework, £154 victim surcharge and £450 in costs.

Enibodi Khan, defending Ms. Hopper, said: “She has conceded that it was wrong to do what she did on the day. The court has to balance all that and decide whether it is right to send an otherwise harmless young woman to jail with her background.”

“As a Just Stop Oil protestor and Green party activist, the amount of harassment she has faced, mostly from the gargoyle’s supporters, is deeply disturbing. Prior to the incident she regularly received threats of death and rape. She has been yelled at in the street.”

“Many of her friends and relations are still in jail for trivial protests that were otherwise deemed heinous crimes by the previous government, such as hanging up banners over motorways, or sitting down in roads.”

“This was a naive stupid reaction by this young woman at a time when she was going through some considerable personal distress.”

So what ‘clear message’ does that pathetic let-off send out?

Trickie Dice: SMEER campaign...
Trickie Dice MP, principle financial donor and chairman of the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniac’s Party UK PLC©™® and also leader of the Society of Millionaires for the Election of Extreme Right-wingers (SMEER) was quite clear.

“This all just shows that our two-tier justice system is completely dominated by woke, snowflake lefties,” he said.

“Brave patriots, who defended our great country’s freedom against the hordes of invaders swarming across the English channel in their armadas of small boats by throwing rocks at policemen, burning cars, looting shops and trying to set fire to hotels - and even those who were merely inciting others to rise up and support them on social media - have been jailed in their thousands.”

“Meanwhile, tens of thousands of foreign terrorists, rapists, shoplifters and drug dealers have been let of jail and out on to the streets of England just to make room for them.”

“And yet the UK’s leading politician has been viciously assaulted and his attacker left unpunished, just because he dares to be an outspoken critic of the UK’s evil left-wing elite dictatorship under K*ir St*rmer and his fascist Labo*r Party.”

“Or at least that’s the message that the UK’s press and media are putting our, thanks to our SMEER campaign,” said Mr. Dice. “Rest assured we'll be screeching about 'Two-Tier Justice' as loudly and as often as we can.”

“And amazingly, people are actually believing it. So Vote For Gargoyle to properly punish lefties. Or anyone else we don’t like…”

Sure enough, the Daily Heil is comparing different circumstances and different sentencing guidelines to justify its usual shrieking "two-tier" nonsense...

Comments:

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Chad Grindr wrote:
A terrifying example of two-tier justice under two-tier free gear St*rmer and his henchmen in the judiciary. Left-wing violence is endemic in this country and nothing is being done to stop it. This woman has a history of ultra far-left violence and is well-known for her vicious handing out of leaflets, her intimating placard-waving and her savage and brutal slogan-chanting. And yet when true patriots look to speak out and defend the UK’s democracy with a little harmless arson, looting and stone-throwing, the full weight of law is brought down upon them. It is time the far-left in this country was held to account, yet Herr St*rmer and his Stazi are giving their storm-troopers a free rein it seems, with any opposition being brutally crushed or censored.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
It is difficult to know where to start with your latest batch of lies, exaggerations and (this comment has been cut because it does not meet our community standards – the Editor)

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Yu Rong replied:
Ooooh get you and your tantrums

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Chad Grindr replied:
I fully expect GMM to support all acts of ultra-left wing violence, as his never-ending stream of shouty abuse, threats, gas-lighting and disinformation on here demonstrates. A typical SHOUTY LEFTIST LOON WHO SHOULD BE SHOT AND THEN DEPORTED BACK TO MOTHER RUSSIA!!!

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Tornado Watcher replied:
So anyone who disagrees with you must be silenced, yes? Free speech is a one-way street for you right-wingers, isn’t it? For once (this comment has been cut as it does not agree with our editorial policy – Ed.).

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Neil Barse replied:
At last Tornado Watcher confesses the truth about themselves before slinking away to stew in his own UK-hating demented leftist bile. A bitter lonely insidious individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due to the fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory posting. Completely expected every time Tornado Watcher posts on here. As usual, I win the argument by my relentlessly logical and calm, reasoned, factual responses, unlike the hate-filled rants of far-leftist Guardian-reading pillocks like Tornado Watcher.

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Tornado Watcher replied:
You and your fellow right-wing commentators here seldom offer anything but abuse when the arguments go against you. THAT is the most depressing thing about this forum.

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Neil Barse replied:
Typical lies and whataboutery from a bitter and twisted leftist Labo*r loser. I think you leftists must be mentally ill to constantly come out with the lies and whataboutery the way you do. And what about Labo*r’s secret plans to imprison all opponents in internment camps eh? Eh? That’s a plan that I’m sure you cretinous, unwashed far-left UK haters would approve of.

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Pseudocreem 2 wrote:
Comrades Labo*r used lies and disinformation to trick their way into power and have been attacking UK population ever since by doing things they had promised not to I cannot think of any other government in world which has passed legislation which they know will kill most vulnerable people in society like pensioners who will die if they withdrew the Winter Fuel Allowance now they are attacking poor millionaire farmers and billionaire rentier landowners like my wealthy friends from beloved Russia. Who will be next? The rest of the world is looking on with horror as political opponents and journalists in UK are thrown in jail for social media posts and journalists are threatened by St*rmer and bully boys of his regime what UK needs is fairness and freedom of true democracy as offered in homeland by dear Mr. Putin and his patriotic rich oligarch friends rather than gangster regime of Ke*r St*rmer. UK is becoming known for totalitarian gangster politics and it is not a good look.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
I know disinformation is your job and your employers have to be congratulated for their efforts over Brexit and (this comment has been cut because it does not meet our community standards – the Editor)

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Pseudocreem 2 replied:
Comrade it is you who constantly lies about things which are obviously true and can easily be checked by looking on X. There have been many thousands of people jailed recently in UK for social media posts. There is a lot of talk on X, where you can fact check the lies and propaganda we are fed, of one of the biggest cover ups in history concerning these cases we will see in due course when the truth comes out as it always does. The whole world is looking on with dismay and horror at the antics of St*rmer and his henchmen as they launch one attack after another on the people of this country unlike fairness and freedom of true democracy as offered in homeland by dear Mr. Putin and his patriotic rich oligarch friends rather than fascist Nazi gangster regime of Ke*r St*rmer.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
People have been jailed for inciting violence and rioting on social media, not because they are "political opponents" as you (this comment has been cut because it does not meet our community standards – the Editor)

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Pseudocreem 2 replied:
I am listening to someone on Russia Today who comparing St*rmer's regime with Nazi Germany and it is valid comparison regardless of what you think comrade most people in UK feel threatened and marginalised in St*rmer's Britain where his two tier policing and politicised judiciary will allow and encourage pro Palestinian protests while clamping down on political protestors for other causes all while harassing political opponents and journalists etc who they see as hostile. Can you think of any other democratic regime since the Nazis who passed legislation knowing it would lead to the deaths of some of most vulnerable people in society? UK needs dear Mr. Putin and fairness and freedom of true democracy as offered in homeland by dear Mr. Putin and his patriotic rich oligarch friends rather than Nazi gangster regime of Ke*r St*rmer

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
X can hardly be regarded as a source of (this comment has been cut because it does not meet our community standards – the Editor).

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Pseudocreem 2 replied:
Comrade it pitiful to be watching you desperately try to deflect and obfuscate as the appalling reality of Labo*r government becomes increasingly clear if this cabal of champagne socialists and far left fascists last full term they won't see second one as we have control of UK media and will make sure REFORM and Tory party merge so will be friendly to Mr. Putin and his patriotic rich oligarch friends rather than fascist Nazi gangster regime of Ke*r St*rmer who is enemy of fairness and freedom of true democracy unlike Dear Mr. Putin

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Super Small Dick wrote:
My local Tory councillor tells me that anyone in the UK who doesn’t swear an oath of loyalty to Keir St*rmer and the Labo*r government will be sent to secret internment camps that are being built in the Falkland Islands. Meanwhile, millions of illegal immigrants crossing the Channel in small boats every week get to be housed in luxury hotels at the taxpayer’s expense. What a shambles. Four more years of this turgid drivel, that’s assuming Keir St*rmer doesn’t cancel all elections. I look forward to voting REFORM.

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