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Tuesday, December 24, 2024

Farmers Stage Annual Christmas Parade Through Midway

Midway farmers charity event: Tractors on parade...

A popular festive tractor parade was held for a third year running, when the “Oi’ve Gotta Bran’ New Comboine ‘Arrvester” charity event made its way through several towns in the Midway region yesterday afternoon.

Dozens of farmers took to the streets in an event that entertained crowds of onlookers and their families.

Each tractor was decorated with bright lights, tinsel and Christmas-themed inflatables.

It was organised by the Midway Young Farmers Club (MYFC) and raised money for the air ambulance.

Angus Stoatweed: "Pleased"
Angus Stoatweed, local arable farmer and club leader of the Midway YFC, said: “We were delighted to bring our Oi’ve Gotta Bran’ New Comboine ‘Arrvester tractor parade to our three main Midway towns once again and were pleased that people turned out to support us.”

“We’ve managed to raise over £7000 for the Kent Air Ambulance Kent our Young Farmers Club thanks to the generous donations of the spectators.”

“It was a pleasure to see so many people clapping and waving as we went past. This has become a true community event.”

“Not only do pubs and cafes join in the fun but this year we also had churches getting out their tea urns, some lovely support from community groups with the bucket collections and live tractor tracking from Midway Lions.

“The club received national recognition for community spirit in the National Young Farmers Awards.

“We were very proud to organise an event that everyone seemed to enjoy, no matter their circumstances. Even the parking was free.”

“With Christmas around the corner, we gave the punters a chance to back British farming by filling their baskets with some good home-grown British food and drink over the festive season!”

“We’d like to thank all of the local businesses who supported our event and helped to make it such a success.”

“And no, we’re not going to get into a debate about the IHT changes. This is about our Christmas charity event, not your bloody point-scoring anti-government agenda, so stop stirring it up…” 

The mere mention of the word “farmer” is just a dog-whistle for trolls these days. And sure enough in the real world, they just couldn’t resist the temptation to politicise even a Christmas charity event and turn it into right-wing click-bait. Needless to say, Pavlov’s trolls responded with their usual insults and angry sniping. Anyway, happy Xmas everyone...

Comments:

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Grey Mondeo Man wrote:
Well done the farmers. My family thoroughly enjoyed the drive-past and we pleased to support the local produce stands and donate to the worthwhile charities. Happy Christmas everybody!

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Neil Barse replied:
A typically stupid hypocritical reply from a remoaning socialist Labo*r-voting woke snowflake. Like all lazy parasitic leftist scum, you support the bankrupting of all Britain’s hardworking farmers by evil communist Chancellor R*chel Re*ves with her imposition of crippling inheritance tax changes, and yet you are hypocritical enough to take advantage of a charity event held by the very farmers you are condemning to poverty. You are a stinking hypocrite, as are all ultra far-left idiots. Crawl away and die, you hypocritical tofu-eating, Guardian-reading pillock.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Is it even worth replying to such hate-filled vitriol?

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Neil Barse replied:
Typical lies and whataboutery from a bitter and twisted leftist Labo*r loser. I think you leftists must be mentally ill to constantly come out with the lies and whataboutery the way you do. And what about Labo*r’s plans to force all farmers to give their land to illegal immigrants so that can convert it all to vast Sharia law ghettos? That’s a plan that I’m sure you cretinous, unwashed far-left UK haters would approve of.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Thought not. Happy Christmas anyway, Neil.

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Yu Rong wrote:
Ooooh get you and your tantrums GMM.

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Chad Grindr
Will you STOP SHOUTING GMM YOU LEFTIST LOON

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Phil Thementallyill wrote:
It is at this time of year that we remember the biblical tale of Mary and Joseph, how they could not find room at the inn and were forced to give birth to the baby Jesus in a manger after they were driven from their farm by crippling IHT rises. This, of course, was all the fault of K*ir Starmer and Ang*la R*yner, who after six months have completely failed to deliver on their manifesto promises to build sufficient affordable housing for young families like Joseph and Mary, and the removal of the Holy child benefit cap. Anyone who voted Labo*r should hang their heads in shame.

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Chad Grindr wrote:
Support Britain’s farmers, not Communist St*rmer!

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Happy Christmas and a peaceful new year, Chad

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Yu Rong replied:
Ooooh get you and your tantrums.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
And Happy Christmas to you, too, Yu Rong. Hope everything goes well with the baby and all that. I’m sure daddy Neil Barse will be as supportive of you as he is of me.

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Neil Barse replied:
A typically stupid reply from the typically stupid remoaning socialist la**or-supporting woke snowflake that is GreyMondeoMan. Like all lazy parasitic leftist scum, he is a blight on society and as such is unable to hold any sort of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults. Crawl away and die, you tofu-eating, guardian-reading pillock.

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Chad Grindr replied:
A typical woke, bed-wetting response from GMM, the MORON’s premier shouty leftist loon. Drop dead you shouty Starmer-loving communist.

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Tornado Watcher wrote:
Happy Christmas everyone!

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Neil Barse replied:
Once again Tornado Watcher confesses the truth about themselves before slinking away to stew in his own UK-hating demented leftist bile. A bitter lonely insidious individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due to the fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory posting. Completely expected every time Tornado Watcher posts on here. As usual, I win the argument by my relentlessly logical and calm, reasoned, factual responses, unlike the hate-filled rants of far-leftist Guardian-reading pillocks like Tornado Watcher.

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Tornado Watcher replied:
You right-wings trolls don’t back off, do you? Even at Christmas.

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Neil Barse replied:
Once again TW, you fail to understand that this forum is not about rational debate, it is about WINNING. And our combination of insults, random distraction issues, whataboutery and gaslighting drive any rational observers away, meaning that WE WIN all of the time. You can never win because you are a sad lazy parasitic far-leftist idiot and are unable to hold any sort of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults. Crawl away and die, you tofu-eating, Guardian-reading pillock.

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Tornado Watcher wrote:
Peace on earth and Good Will to all men. Even you, Neil!

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Neil Barse replied:
Typical lies and whataboutery from a bitter and twisted leftist Labo*r loser. I think you leftists must be mentally ill to constantly come out with the lies and whataboutery the way you do. And what about Labo*r’s plans to force abolish all English traditions of Christmas so that don’t offend the millions of illegal immigrants that have arrived in the UK since Labo*r came to power. That’s a plan that I’m sure you cretinous, unwashed far-left UK haters would approve of.

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Pseudocreem 2 wrote:
Comrades farmers are working people and as such were promised that their taxes would not rise by your chancellor Re*ves Labo*r used lies and disinformation to trick their way into power and have been attacking UK population ever since by doing things they had promised not to I cannot think of any other government in world which has passed legislation which they know will kill most vulnerable people in society like pensioners who will die if they withdrew the Winter Fuel Allowance now they are attacking poor millionaire farmers and billionaire rentier landowners like my wealthy friends from beloved Russia. Who will be next? The rest of the world is looking on with horror as political opponents and journalists in UK are thrown in jail for social media posts and journalists are threatened by St*rmer and bully boys of his regime what UK needs is fairness and freedom of true democracy as offered in homeland by dear Mr. Putin and his patriotic rich oligarch friends rather than gangster regime of Ke*r St*rmer. UK is becoming known for totalitarian gangster politics and it is not a good look.

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Super Small Dick wrote:
Labo*r have been in for six months now and everything is still shite just like it was under the last government of Blair and Brown. In that time, millions of illegal immigrants have crossed the channel in small boats and are being kept in luxury hotels while millions of pensioners freeze to death and homeless farmers are sleeping on the streets after being kicked off their land because they can’t afford to pay their inheritance tax. My local Tory councillor told me that Starmer is now planning to give all illegal immigrants British passports and free new houses if they sign an agreement to vote Labo*r at the next general election.
Vote REFORM UK PARTY PLC.
Oh, and Happy Christmas. Except if you are an illegal immigrant of course and chances you are as they outnumber us now according to GBNews.

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