Midway Care Homes And Social Services Destroyed By Evil Labo*r Chancellor R*chel R*eves

We know the Labo*r government was democratically elected by a landslide majority just six months ago, but why should we respect democracy when it coughs up a result that right-wingers like us don’t like? 

Simon Goebbels

We’re therefore going to snipe at everything Labo*r does for the next four years and undermine everything they try and do, in hope that the credulous British public votes for a properly right-wing party (like, say, the Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs Party UK PLC^©™®) in future elections. 

Upping the minimum wage sounds like a good thing but rest assured, we’re going to put a emotive, negative spin on it for all its worth…

By our Local Demagoguery Reporter
Simon Goebbels

Evil Labo*r Chancellor R*chel R*eves

After only six months of a Labo*r government, Midway’s care sector is in crisis. Already stretched beyond its means, evil Labo*r Chancellor R*chel R*eves’s autumn budget and its double changes in national insurance and a rise in the minimum wage could well sound the death knell for Medway’s care services and all those who depend on them.

Compared with many care service providers, US-based global care provider GranFarm^™® is in a relatively strong position. Of world-wide revenues of around £900 million, 48% goes on care and the rest on executive salaries, bonuses and shareholder dividends.

In the UK it employs 9000 full and part-time staff, mostly on the national minimum wage and there is nothing for fripperies. It is the same story across the sector, especially those run as independent, private businesses.

Most of GranFarm’s^™® UK income is derived from local authorities, including Midway Borough Council

GranFarm’s^™® chief executive of UK operations Sian Granihater says: “It has been such a shock to see how evil Labo*r Chancellor R*chel R*eves is trying to eat into our profit margins. We need to highlight our plight. After 14 years of an easy ride under the Tories, I have never seen something to have such an impact on our bottom line.”

Sian Granihater: "Executives and shareholders first"

Increasing the employers’ national insurance contribution while also lowering the threshold by 45% was compounded by a hike in the minimum wage.

“We’re going to have to find an extra 11% if we want to keep shareholder dividends and executive benefits at their current level. This is a tax tsunami,” she says. 

“Our parent US company is asking itself if the UK care industry is a market they want to be in. If we and others like us can’t carry on making huge amounts of money, then you’ll see the collapse of the social care sector."

"Our entire ethos is to take care of the UK's most vulnerable people - our UK shareholders and executives.  Evil Labo*r Chancellor R*chel R*eves's budget is threatening their comfortable lives. That's unacceptable,” says Ms. Granihater.

“We can’t afford to pay our workers the decent minimum wage, or our fair share of employer’s NI contributions, without penalising our hard-working executives and shareholders”, she continued.

“Urgent action is needed. We hope this outcome is unintended and we call on evil Chancellor R*eves to review the budget’s impact on the social care system, especially for the mega-rich multi-national care providers such as us.”

“Otherwise, we’ll be making loads of care workers redundant and blaming Labo*r for it, rather than our own greedy executives,” warned Ms. Granihater. “And the UK’s right-wing media will have a field-day with that one!”

Crina, one of GranFarm's^™® employees, is far from optimistic about the future.

Crina: "Hard work, long hours, low pay..."

She’s worked at GranFarm^™® for 4 years. Cheerful by nature, her demeanour changes as she assesses what she sees in her daily work.

She says: “It’s putting workers like me in an impossible position because companies like GranFarm^™® know they have young migrant workers like me at their mercy. They pay us minimum wage and know we will find it hard to get work elsewhere in the UK.”

“The pay is bad and the hours are long but we dare not complain. The lucky ones are leaving jobs they love and are good at for less stressful lives working in warehouses or supermarkets for marginally better money”, she says.

“GranFarm^™® do not care though. I care about the people I help but they do not. To me, it is all about the person - how are they doing, what are their needs and how can we help them? For GranFarm^™® it is all about money.

“They tell me that ‘care doesn’t have to be great, or even good enough. Just tick the boxes’.

“If they cut costs even more just to keep their profits up, then I may have to return to Romania even though the UK is my home now. That will make some people in the UK very happy I guess, but I think the people I care for will miss me. And I will miss them…”

And remember, this is all evil Chancellor R*chel R*eve’s fault, and nothing whatsoever to do with 14 years of Tory incompetence. Or their rich overseas chums who have bled the UK dry - and are now in control of the agenda that blames Labo*r for the consequences of their greed.

As usual. 

More Labour-bashing disguised as news in the real world. And sure enough, the usual suspects are giving them the “clicks” they crave… 

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Chad Grindr wrote:
R*chel R*eves certainly is a piece of work :-(

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Thank you for that thoughtful, in-depth analysis of the complexities of the care industry and the implications of the Labo*r government’s first budget upon the situation.

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Yu Rong replied:
Oooh get you and your tantrums

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Neil Barse replied:
Yet more tedious insults, lies, gaslighting and disinformation from Grey Mondeo Man. I think you leftists must be mentally ill to constantly come out with the lies and whataboutery the way you do. And what about Labo*r’s plans to force all people in care homes to work in chain gangs to repair potholes in roads as a condition of getting the help they need, eh? Eh? That’s a plan that I’m sure you vicious far-left haters would approve of. Like all lazy parasitic leftist scum, you are a blight on society and as such are unable to hold any sort of discussion without resorting to vile, frothing insults. Crawl away and die, you tofu-eating, Guardian-reading pillock.

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Chad Grindr replied:
Will you just STOP SHOUTING YOU DRIVELLING LEFTIST LOON!!!

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Yu Rong replied:
But R*chel R*eves looks great. New outfits gifted to her from the most expensive fashion designers and even a pair of free spectacles for Kier Starmer to admire it. Never mind the people in care homes or OAPs struggling to pay the gas bill or the farmers that will be evicted from their land when they can’t pay their IHT bills.

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Chad Grindr replied:
Absolutely, I doubt R*eves and her Labo*r chums are short of a few quid, unlike the disgracefully treated Boris Johnson, our great, honest and hard-working former Prime Minister who had been shamefully reduced to begging to keep a roof over his family’s heads. Neither will they be worried about putting the heating on this winter.

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Pseudocreem2 wrote:
Comrades this is political decision by Labo*r they are removing taxpayer money from social care budgets and spending it on illegal immigrants, giving it to evil Nazi regime in Ukraine so that they can continue to fight war against democracy of dear Mr. Putin and to overseas climate scams. This all deliberate and designed to punish people of your country who Labo*r have declared war on after tricking them into electing them on a platform of lies and disinformation and vast majority of UK people now realise they have no political party representing them as proved by latest petition except for REFORM which dear Mr. Putin and his rich friends says everyone in UK must vote for in next UK election to bring back true democratic freedoms like we have in Russia.

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Super Small Dick wrote:
My local Tory councillor tells me that Angela Rayner has been given billions to build hundreds of new prisons in pensioner’s back gardens to lock up anyone who writes anything bad about Labo*r on social media. Meanwhile, millions of illegal immigrants are crossing the Channel in small boats every week and get to be housed in luxury hotels at the taxpayer’s expense. What a shambles. Four more years of this turgid drivel. I look forward to voting REFORM.

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