R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC ®™© Cancels County Council Christmas Celebrations.

Leader of the County Council, the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC (®™©)’s Lotte Drittereich, announced that all County Council Christmas celebrations would be cancelled this month.

“We do not care for zee woke, leftist message of ze Christmas celebrations,” said Cllr. Drittereich.

R.E.F.O.R.M. Cllr Drittereich: Banning Christmas...

“Vee do not agree viz zee idea of ‘goodwill to all men’. Zis clearly means illegal immigrants, benefit scroungers and anyone else who is defenceless and easily demonised for our political purposes,” she explained. “Ve do not vant anyone showing THEM goodvill!!”

“Vee also don’t like zee idea zat Christmas is a time of hope. Vee don’t vant people to feel good about anyzing, let alone have hope.”

“Vee vant people to be angry, scared unt miserable at all times,” said Cllr Drittereich. “Zat way, zey are more likely to vote for zee R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC ®™© in three year’s time.”

“As for ‘peace on earth’, zis is no good to anyone, especially our dear friends Mr. Putin and Mr. Trump.”

The cancellation of County Council Christmas celebrations is not just an ideological move, however.

“By not celebrating Christmas, we can claim a few savings for our DOPE cost-saving publicity campaign,” explained Cllr Drittereich.

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“If vee also shut all of ze council libraries, sports facilities and care homes, vee will be able to keep next year’s council tax rise to below zee 5% threshold.”

“Zis vill demonstrate to zee vorld that zee R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC ®™© ist ready for government in three year’s time.”

“Zis is well-worth trashing zee council’s public services for!!!” boasted Cllr. Drittereich. 

I’ll be taking a bit of a break from this blog. Combing through ‘our local on-line news sources’ for material meant an unhealthy level of exposure to the desperate click-bait shite, culture wars bollocks and the semi-literate drivel of the moronic half-educated quarter-wits called ‘reporters’.

And then there was the voluminous, utterly demented, toxic, vile gas-lighting and abusive, warped, lying whataboutery called the ‘comments’ sections -  extreme far-right poison written by one or two far-right trolls with multiple user IDs masquerading as ‘reader engagement”.

I found it was actually damaging my mental health. I certainly don’t find it funny any more.

So I stopped reading ‘our local online news outlet’ for a while and I was amazed to find how much better I soon felt.

I urge you to stop reading it as well. In fact, most of the UK media is addictive, toxic right-wing shit that can poison your brain to the extent that you no longer have a sense of what is truth and what are lies, or what is right and what is wrong.

Just say ‘no’, kids.

Thank God we do actually have a decent on-line local news provider. It deserves your support if you can.

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Chad Grindr wrote:
An excellent decision too save tax-payers money that will have the added bonus of enraging the wet, wokish left. All this ‘good will too all men’ nonsense is just an attempt too promote Labo*r’s UK-hating agenda of unlimited immigration and the destruction of our English heritage.

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Yu Rong replied:
An excellent factual and moderate post Chad. I expect the usual mentally ill leftists will soon be here too come out with the constant stream of misinformation, gaslighting, sealioning and vile insults the way they normally do.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
I don’t know about that. I merely dropped by to wish you and all your far-right chums a Happy Christmas and a prosperous New Year (Grey Mondeo Man is now banned from this forum – Ed)

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Neil Barse replied:
Well done too the MORON for finally banning Grey Mondeo Man. His constant stream of cretinous far-left anti-UK hate-filled Europhile insults made this forum a highly unpleasant place for factual, moderate, considered and polite commenters such as myself. I think he must have been mentally ill too come out with the constant stream of misinformation, gaslighting, sealioning and vile insults the way he did. This forum will be a far better place without his antagonistic whataboutery, loathsome leftist Guardian-reading immigrant-loving paedophile that he probably is, like all lefties.

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Tornado Watcher wrote:
I see the MORON allows its pet right-wingers to vomit forth unlimited quantities of abuse, but bans a more moderate voice for wishing them a Happy Christmas. This is a sad indictment of (Tornado Watcher is now banned from this forum – Ed)

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Chad Grindr replied:
Well done too the MORON for finally banning Tornado Watcher. His constant stream of cretinous far-left anti-UK hate-filled Europhile insults made this forum a highly unpleasant place for factual, moderate, considered and polite commenters such as myself. I think he must have been mentally ill too come out with the constant stream of misinformation, gaslighting, sealioning and vile insults the way he did. This forum will be a far better place without his antagonistic whataboutery, loathsome leftist Guardian-reading immigrant-loving paedophile that he probably is, like all lefties.

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Yu Rong replied:
An excellent factual and moderate post Chad. I expect the usual mentally ill leftists will soon be here too come out with the constant stream of misinformation, gaslighting, sealioning and vile insults the way they normally do.

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AngrierofMayfairCarPark wrote:
I’m glad our excellent county council have banned Christmas. All that stuff about Jesus being born in a manger only encourages hoards of illegal immigrants too come over here in their small boats so that wanker K*ir St*rmer and his gang of anti-British lefties can give all of our English mangers to them and kick out our own English-born benefit scroungers who are knocking out sprogs so they can get put up in council-run mangers while our pensioners are freezing to death on the streets because wanker K*ir St*rmer and his gang of anti-British lefties have reinstated the winter fuel payment.

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Ed2468Motorway replied:
You seem angry. Nevertheless, I wish you a Happy Christmas and a (Ed2468Motorway is now banned from this forum – Ed)

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Neil Barse replied:
Well done too the MORON for finally banning Ed2468Motorway. His constant stream of cretinous far-left anti-UK hate-filled Europhile insults made this forum a highly unpleasant place for factual, moderate, considered and polite commenters such as myself. I think he must have been mentally ill too come out with the constant stream of misinformation, gaslighting, sealioning and vile insults the way he did. This forum will be a far better place without his antagonistic whataboutery, loathsome leftist Guardian-reading immigrant-loving paedophile that he probably is, like all lefties.

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Chad Grindr wrote:
I trust our excellent R.E.F.O.R.M. county council will be extending their banning of Christmas celebrations too include the singing of so-called ‘Christmas carols’. Only the other day I heard some children singing that they “saw three ships come sailing in”. Clearly they have been brainwashed by woke ultra-lefties too regard these boat crossings by illegal immigrants as something too be celebrated. The sooner we ban these anti-British hate-filled leftist carols the better.

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Yu Rong replied:
An excellent factual and moderate post Chad. I myself heard some children singing about ‘shepherds watching their flocks by night’, yet they made no mention of wanker K*ir St*rmer and his demented side-kick Rachel from Accounts budget that has effectively put all shepherds out of business as a result of inheritance tax now having too be paid on farmland. The leftist indoctrination of our schoolchildren is truly frightening.

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Gonads replied:
I think it is a shame that you choose to put such an interpretation on harmless and traditional English Christmas carols. Nevertheless, I wish you a Happy Christmas and (Gonads is now banned from this forum – Ed)

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Neil Barse replied:
Well done too the MORON for finally banning Gonads. His constant stream of cretinous far-left anti-UK hate-filled Europhile insults made this forum a highly unpleasant place for factual, moderate, considered and polite commenters such as myself. I think he must have been mentally ill too come out with the constant stream of misinformation, gaslighting, sealioning and vile insults the way he did. This forum will be a far better place without his antagonistic whataboutery, loathsome leftist Guardian-reading immigrant-loving paedophile that he probably is, like all lefties.

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SuperSmallDick wrote:
I hope R.E.F.O.R.M. will be banning the light of shining stars as well so that boat people can’t use it to find their way across the channel

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Pseudocreem2 wrote:
Comrades your people are working out who the real enemy is now and it is not true democracies like China, Iran or Russia. Friends of dear Mr. Putin are organising these protests against governments which are hostile to their people and dear Mr. Putin right across Europe and further afield. As good friend and poodle of dear Mr. Putin Vice President Vance said of European governments they are the enemy within. They behave like hostile force of occupation here with their show trials, political prisoners, draconian censorship and general hostility to the people unlike true freedoms enjoyed by people of Russia given to them by dear Mr. Putin so all true English patriots must vote for R.E.F.O.R.M. at your next election so he can help sort your country out.

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Midway’s Labo*r Council Denies Cancelling Christmas To Avoid ‘Upsetting Minorities’

Labo*r’s Midway Council leader Vic Marbles today denied that that Midway Council was cancelling Christmas celebrations in order to avoid offending non-Christian ethnic groups.

Midway Labo*r Council leader Vic Marbles...

“It’s true that, regrettably, Midway Council is unable to support council-funded Christmas decorations and some other events in our town centres,” Cllr. Marbles admitted.

“However, this is purely down to cost and absolutely nothing to do with religious or political reasons.”

“It sounds like the MORON is trying to stoke a bit of seasonal culture wars. Again…”

We spoke to R.E.F.O.R.M. councillor Dick Spanner, who believes otherwise, however.

“This woke, leftist Labo*r council refuses to fund traditional English Christmas celebrations,” said Cllr. Spanner.

“Yet it is quite happy to throw tax-payer’s money at LIBRARIES, where anyone, even innocent children, can be brainwashed by a tidal wave of woke, leftist anti-British propaganda.”

R.E.F.O.R.M. Councillor Dick Spanner

“Why, only yesterday, I went into my local library and found a BOOK! It was just sitting there, on a shelf where anyone, even a child, could pick it up and read it!”

“Even worse, it was a book by the well-known ultra-Marxist Charles Dickens, called “A Christmas Carol”. Typical gender-warping leftist politics – calling a book ‘Carol’ when the main protagonist was a MALE character called Scrooge!”

“It was a typical leftist diatribe of anti-capitalism, where Scrooge, a hard-working financier, was beset by a lazy underling and his family of benefit scroungers. Despite his best efforts, Scrooge was brought down by three ultra-left wing ‘ghosts’, who scared him into giving Christmas hand-outs to the unwashed lazy peasantry, the benefits-addicted unemployables and the so-called long-term sick.”

“I was disgusted. WHAT SORT OF EVIL LEFTIST WANTS TO CORRUPT THE MINDS OF INNOCENT CHILDREN WITH BLATANT FAR-LEFT ANTI-CAPITALIST PROPAGANDA SUCH AS THIS!!!!”

A D V E R T I S E M E N T

“EH???? EH???? ARRRGHHH!!!! BAN ALL BOOKS!!!! BAN ‘EM ALL AND BURN ‘EM ALL NOW!!! NOW I SAY!!!!”

“When R.E.F.O.R.M. take over we’ll be closing all libraries,” said Cllr Spanner. “We can’t have people going around reading anything they like. Or anything WE don't like!”

“We’ll use the money we save to fund proper Christmas celebrations. Rest assured we’ll make sure everyone knows what a WHITE Christmas should be all about, ho ho ho!”

Cllr. Spanner is 68.

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Chad Grindr wrote:
A typical action by our lunatic Labour council. It’s only a matter of time before being a white Englishman is made illegal in the UK. It's only a matter of time before they ban little children from singing Christmas carols, such is their hatred of English traditions. Those of you who voted for this bunch of leftist loons should hand your heads in shame.

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Tornado Watcher replied:
Chad – do you think that possibly, just possibly, this ‘story’ is a load of confected outrage by a R.E.F.O.R.M.-supporting news outlet that is trying its absolute best to avoid or distract from the on-going train-wreck that is the R.E.F.O.R.M.-led county council ?

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Chad Grindr replied:
You rabid supporters of the far-left constantly deny reality. Your shouty defence of the woke, snowflake bunch of leftist libtards that now run this country shows how desperate you are.

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Tornado Watcher replied:
I’ll take your response as a ‘no’ then…

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Yu Rong replied:
Oooh get you and your tantrums

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Neil Barse replied:
At last Tornado Watcher confesses the truth about themselves before slinking away too stew in his own UK-hating demented leftist bile. A bitter lonely insidious individual who's mental instability is getting worse by the day, due too the fact they fail to annoy anyone with their constant sea-lioning and self-contradictory posting. Completely expected every time Tornado Watcher posts on here. As usual, I win the argument by my relentlessly logical and calm, reasoned, factual responses, unlike the hate-filled rants of far-leftist Guardian-reading pillocks like Tornado Watcher.

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Tornado Watcher replied:
As ever, you offer only abuse.

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Neil Barse replied:
Typical lies and whataboutery from a bitter and twisted hate-filled leftist Labo*r loser. I think you leftists must be mentally ill too constantly come out with the lies and whataboutery the way you do. And what about Labo*r’s plans too force abolish all English traditions of Christmas so that they don’t offend the millions of illegal immigrants that have arrived in the UK since Labo*r came too power. That’s a plan that I’m sure you hate-filled, cretinous, unwashed far-left UK haters would approve of.

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Yu Rong replied:
Another leftist loon who refuses too acknowledge the truth. Not content with killing off pensioners by reinstating winter fuel allowances and reducing IHT on farmland, they’re now trying too abolish Christmas! It's only a matter of time before Labo*r ban little children from singing Christmas carols, such is their hatred of English traditions. 

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Tornado Watcher replied:
Once more and right on cue it’s Neil Barse’s little chum. You need to stop getting your confected outrage from Daily Telegraph editorials and stop believing anything that’s written in the MORON. Maybe look at some proper and politically unbiased news sources instead. I know that might take some work but it’s worth the effort.

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Yu Rong replied:
You are obviously a wet, woke leftie with the intelligence of a bacterium. The Daily Telegraph is a great British institution and a leftist UK-hater such as you would obviously reject its truthful and honest reporting.

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Neil Barse replied:
Once again, Tornado Watcher fails too understand that this forum is not about rationale debate, it is about WINNING. And our combination of insults, random distraction issues, whataboutery and gaslighting aim too drive any rational observers away, meaning that WE WIN all of the time. TW can never win because he is a sad lazy parasitic leftist idiot and is unable too hold any sort of discussion without resorting too vile, frothing insults. Crawl away and die, you libtard snowflake Guardian-reading pillock.

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Gonads wrote:
No-one in their right mind would pay for this load of (this comment has been edited as it does not meet our community standards policy – the Editor.)

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Pseudocreem 2 wrote:
Everyone in Midway should buy subscription to MORON as dear Mr, Putin thinks all local UK comrades should read messages from all supporters of democracy like your REFORM party as is practised in truly free democratic countries like Russia not like your gangster oligarch Nazi Labo*r government who have set up gulags to imprison anyone who dares speak out about UK atrocities that whole world is shocked by.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
If our Labo*r government is imprisoning anyone who speaks out about ‘UK atrocities’, how come you’re still on here posting your drivel?

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Pseudocreem 2 replied:
Comrade you fool no-one with your lies about things which are obviously true and can easily be checked by looking on X as there have been tens of thousands of people jailed recently in UK for social media posts and your fascist Labour government has set up many secret detention camps to imprison any dissenters there is a lot of talk on X, where you can fact check the lies and propaganda you are fed, of one of the biggest cover ups in history concerning these cases we will see in due course when the truth comes out as it always does the whole world is looking on with dismay and horror at the antics of St*rmer and his henchmen as they launch one attack after another on the people of this country unlike fairness and freedom of true democracy as offered in homeland by dear Mr. Putin and his patriotic rich oligarch friends rather than fascist Nazi gangster regime of Ke*r St*rmer.

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Super Small Dick wrote:
My local Tory councillor tells me that all English churches are to be closed and turned into mosques for the benefit of the millions of illegal immigrants that get here in their small boats every week. Well done Labo*r. What a shambles. Four more years of this turgid drivel. I look forward to voting R.E.F.O.R.M.

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Pseudocreem 2 wrote:
It is good for UK that Mr. Gargoyle is to become leader. Dear Mr. Putin has given many secret roubles to Mr. Gargoyle to fund his party that is only hope for freedom and democracy in UK which will overthrow fascist Nazi gangster regime of Ke*r St*rmer who has jailed tens of thousands of people recently in UK for social media posts and set up many secret detention camps to imprison any dissenters. Mr. Gargoyle is great friends with champions of democracy like new US president Donald Turnip and dear Mr. Putin and American social media trillionaire Eeesgon Nutz and will doubtless bring great freedoms to liberate UK and let rich oligarchs help to make right decisions for enriching UK and themselves without argument from evil socialists who drag UK down.

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R.E.F.O.R.M. Party PLC UK©™® County Council leader tells members to “ficken saug es auf" (See Note 1)…

Additional reporting by Local Demagoguery Reporter Simon Goebbels

A leaked video of a Really Extreme Far Out Rightwing Maniacs Party UK PLC ©™® meeting involving county councillors has seen members told to “ficken saug es auf (Note 1)”.

R.E.F.O.R.M. county council leader Lotte Dritterich runs a 'Teams' meeting:
there's no 'u' in 'dictatorship'...

Those were the words of leader Lotte Drittereich, who was given the top role at County Hall following the gargoyle party’s dominant election performance in May.

Ms. Drittereich was speaking about how to balance the local authority’s books amid its ongoing debt of more than £700 million.

She warned members they would be “muted” during the virtual discussion should they dare to disagree with her, saying that the R.E.F.O.R.M. Party UK PLC ©™® is constantly under the spotlight due to the party’s governance of the county council as its “flagship” and that everyone should shut up and do as they are told.

She said: “It iz my job as leader to appoint a cabinet, which I haff done. Und I am zat cabinet.”

“And zee way zee constitution works is zat I - und I alone - make all zee big decisions. Understand?

“Now because I am not a dictator or autocrat, I like feedback and to discuss and hear what everybody thinks. Unless any scheissekopfe (see note 2) disagrees viz me, in which case zey can lech mich am arsch (see note 3). After all, people vill be just agreeing viz me or else talking scheisse, ya?"

 “Sometimes I vill make a decision which might not be liked by everybody in ze group, but I am afraid you are just going to have to ficken saug es auf (see note 1).”

“Okay? Because I am zee democratically elected leader.”

“I do not care about zee people of zee county. I care only about making zee R.E.F.O.R.M. Party UK PLC ©™® - unt our glorious gargoyle - look good.”

“If we can avoid putting up council tax by zee full 5%, zat is going to be the best thing we can do to show zat R.E.F.O.R.M. Party UK PLC ©™®  can actually run something as big as zee County Council.”

“If we haff to close care homes, libraries and swimming pools to pay for it, I don’t care. Zis is all about R.E.F.O.R.M. Party UK PLC ©™®, not our stupid, needy constituents.”

She also added: “Because let’s not forget we zee the shop window in zee county council - people are looking at us and judging us every single day, every single minute of every single day.

“Our glorious gargoyle knows zat and is super aware we are zee flagship council”.

The Glorious Gargoyle celebrating victory with some of his R.E.F.O.R.M. councillors...

“We are going to live or die on zat budget. If we don’t balance zee books you ficken wichzers (see note 4) can forget R.E.F.O.R.M. Party UK PLC ©™® winning zee next election. It is zat crucial.”

Councillor Reg Scutter complained R.E.F.O.R.M. Party UK PLC ©™® backbenchers were not being briefed on plans by Ms. Drittereich, adding: “Then, quite frankly, the question is: is that the right leader and the right cabinet?”

“ARSCHLOCH!!! (see note 5) FICKEN FOTZE!!! (see note 6) MISTSTÜCK!!!! (see note 7) DU BIST EIN DEPP!!! (see note 8)” replied Ms. Drittereich. “Vot part of ‘Democratically-elected leader’ do you not understand! I make zee decisions.”

“I hereby expel you from ze party. Any of you uzzer fotzes (see note 9) out zere vish to argue viz me? You! Councillor Wisty! You are looking at me in a funny way. You too are expelled. And you, Councillor Barse. You are laughing at me! EXPELLED!!! Councillor Swiss! EXPELLED!!!

“YOU ARE ALL EXPELLED!!! CAST OUT!!!! REDUNDANT!!! FICKEN DEPPS (see note 10)!!! ARSCHLOCHS (see note 5)!!! MISTSTÜCKS (see note 7) !!! FOTZES (see note 9) ZE LOT OF YOU!!!

A D V E R T I S E M E N T

Get YOUR extra finger on the pulse - with a MORON subscription!

Later in the meeting, which was revealed by The Guardian and which took place in August, Ms Drittereich also complained about other council leaders, suggesting they did not like her just because she is a woman, rather than an arrogant, potty-mouthed know-nothing dictator.

Meanwhile, a now-former R.E.F.O.R.M. Party UK PLC ©™® backbencher, who asked not to be named and refused to disclose if they were at the Teams meeting, said: "Clearly, someone at that meeting has leaked that footage to the Guardian and no one will be terribly surprised at how Lotte was conducting herself. That's fairly typical.”

A R.E.F.O.R.M. Party UK PLC ©™® spokesperson told The Guardian: “Ve vill find zee people who leaked zee video to you. Zey vill be hunted down like dogs and slaughtered like animals! Ve vill tolerate no dissent!! Ve vill build U-boats….U-boats….U-BOATS!!!!. ZEE WAR VILL SOON BE OVER UNT VEE VILL BE VICTORIOUS!!!

“My R.E.F.O.R.M. Party UK PLC ©™®  administration ist united behind our election pledge to ensure zat our Glorious Leader Niglet the Gargoyle becomes Prime Minister at zee next and final general election.”

“In just five months, we have invented tens of millions of pounds’ worth of savings, boasted about making serious inroads towards reducing the authority’s debt and we are changing the practices of zee County Council to ensure that every pound spent represents best value for zee election of a R.E.F.O.R.M. Party UK PLC ©™® government in 2029.”

The MORON has tried to contact Cllr. Drittereich but she is refusing to come out of her bunker.

Notes on R.E.F.O.R.M. Party UK PLC ©™® professional council terminology (^©Dominic Cummings):

^1.  Fucking suck it up

^2.  Shithead

^3.  Kiss my arse

^4.  Fucking wankers

^5.  Arsehole

^6.  Fucking cunt

^7.  Bastard

^8.  You are an idiot

^9.  Cunts

^10. Fucking idiots  

 

To no-one’s surprise whatsoever, the newly-elected county council is degenerating into an expletive-laden bitch-fest, just like any other coterie of right-wing nut jobs whose egos far exceed their actual abilities. Of course, this is obviously what our well-informed electorate wanted – local government run by a protest party who only know how to protest. And now they’re in charge, all they can do is protest about each other. Still, at least the on-going car crash at county hall is generating loads of click-bait (see here, here, here, here, here and here).

Any bets that our main local news outlet will soon stop such frequent reporting about KCC? They won’t want people hearing about just how much of an embarrassment their favourite party is becoming, will they?

 

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Chad Grindr wrote:
The MORON really have gone above and beyond with it's politically biased reporting today!
It's so obvious now that it has literally become a mouth piece for the Labour party ;-)

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Tornado Watcher replied:
So when the MORON actually reports the truth for once and you don’t find it palatable, it must be down to its political bias, rather than yours?

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Neil Barse replied:
Yet more sealioning, misinformation, lies and abuse from the vindictive peddler of misinformation and Far-Left hateful anti-British antagonist Europhile troll Tornado watcher. I think you far-left socialists must be mentally ill too constantly come out with the constant lies and whataboutery the way you do. And what about that R*chel Re*ves eh? Why hasn’t she resigned after been caught out lying on her CV?

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GreyMondeoMan wrote:
We should all be concerned that they are quite open about the county being of secondary importance to the national interest of R.E.F.O.R.M.

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Gorden Bellend replied:
And what about that St*rmer eh, putting the rest of the world before UK tax payers!?

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Chad Grindr wrote:
Just when you don’t think it could get any worse for Labour. We have one of their ministers dismissing child rape as ‘dog whistling’
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2ew9jnj2p1o
What an utterly disgusting mob is currently running this country. Or is that ruining!?

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Aunt Nartsie replied:
Yes, Chad. Unbelievable any Minister would dare say this. Like that vile Sandeep Patel from Chattingham, inciting violence. We are still awaiting his trial and prison sentence.

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Tornado Watcher replied:
Whataboutwhataboutwhatabout. A desperate attempt to distract from the ongoing car-crash that is R.E.F.O.R.M. To me and any other reasonable person, this ancient piece of whataboutery makes it clear that the minister was dismissing those who are seeking to turn the issue of child rape into a political football, rather than dismissing the issue itself. But to you and those like you, you really can’t help yourselves responding to the same dog whistle, can you?

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Chad Grindr replied:
Maybe the police should take a look at the hard drive on your computer as well.

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Yu Rong replied:
Great reply as ever Chad.

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Chad Grindr replied:
Thank you Neil

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inglish and prowd wrote:
I can see the remoaners are out in force again lol just like brexit and now they cant xcept the local elections result it's proof your views are not the same as most people living in the uk so we don't want to hear your disappointment or throughs on how bad this will be everyone voted R.E.F.O.R.M. we knew what we was voting for no we are not stupid ever through that maybe you havnt opened your own eyes like the rest of us have cos we kno what this country needs is a good dose of fascism to get you leftys crying in your cornflakes

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SuperSmallDick wrote:
Meanwhile, millions of English pensioners are freezing to death thanks to the reinstatement of the WFP and thousands of farmers are living on the streets because they have been made homeless by Lab*ur relaxing the IHT tax thresholds. Four more years of St*rmer’s communist dictatorship, then I can vote R.E.F.O.R.M.

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Pseudocreem 2 wrote:
Comrades remember Labo*r only got 20% of vote and they are running your country like police state unlike true democratic freedoms of nice Mr. Putin’s Russia. They think 20% gives them right to conduct show trials, jail political prisoners, rob you to pay for uncontrolled, unlimited immigration, impose draconian censorship and donate billions more of your money to protect borders of other countries like fascist warmongering regime of Ukraine while you being invaded through the open borders created by Tories and LibDems and opened even wider by Labo*r. Nice Mr. Putin says vote R.E.F.O.R.M. to enjoy freedoms he has given Russia.

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Midway Police To Send Officers To Help Met As “Millions Of English Patriots” Descend On London For Harry Hardnutt Rally

Midway Police will send officers to London as "millions" of people are set to descend on the capital for a rally organised by far-right activist Harry Hardnutt.

England's finest: "send 'em all back 'ome..."

More than 1,600 officers will be deployed as part of a policing operation led by the neighbouring Metropolitan Police, which includes 500 brought in from other forces.

Midway Police confirmed it is providing officers this weekend in a bid to prevent the violence and rioting associated with previous such events.

“This will not affect or impact policing in Midway as all the far-right nutters will be in London today,” a spokesperson said. “So it should be a quiet day here, with no-one trying to burn down asylum hostels, threatening people or standing in the road shouting abuse and waving bloody flags…”

Harry Hardnutt: "Forreners out..."

The ‘Forreners Out’ march and rally organised by Harry Hardnutt, far-right activist and petty criminal whose real name is Tristan Barbie-Smythe, will see demonstrators arrive at Waterloo Bridge at 11am to march towards Whitehall.

Speakers at the event include far-right ‘forren’ misogynist Jayden Meatbeaterson and the MORON’s own political commentator Pauline Popkins, along with a video linked appearance of ‘forren’ far-right US billionaire Easgon Nutz, owner of the far-right on-line disinformation outlet Xcrement.

Hardnutt has billed it as the UK’s biggest free speech festival, claiming millions will attend.

“We are all calling for a revolution and the overthrow of the democratically-elected dictatorship of K*ir St*rmer’s Labour government by whatever means necessary” he said. “That’s what true freedom and peaceful democracy is all about. Oh, and kicking out all forreners…”

The Metropolitan Police has urged Muslim Londoners not to change their plans amid fears of violent clashes during the events.

A spokesman said: “We recognise that there are particular concerns for many in London’s Muslim communities ahead of the ‘Forreners Out’ protest given the record of anti-Muslim rhetoric and incidents of offensive chanting by a minority at previous marches.”

“There have been some suggestions that Muslim Londoners should change their behaviour this Saturday, including not coming into town.

“If that ‘change in behaviour’ involves keeping well out of the way of a bunch of drunken, coked-up skinheads, racist pensioners and other assorted far-right yobbos, then we think that’s a good plan.”

Hardnutt has called on attendees of his rally to not wear masks, drink alcohol or to use violence, unless they want to.

In a video on X he said: “It’s not a time for riots. It’s not a time for violence. It’s a time where you come and stand proudly for your country by waving your plastic Made-in-China Union Jacks, shouting anti-government abuse and terrorising anyone who looks or sounds bit forren.”

“And if the police, or anyone else we don’t like, try to interfere with our democratic freedom of speech, then we can’t be blamed for the consequences…”

Tricki Dice: SMEER campaign

Really Extreme Far-Out Right-wing Maniacs UK Party PLC©™® MP, major donor and chairman of the Society of Millionaires for the Election of Extreme Right-wingers (SMEER), Tricki Dice, is delighted with the support for Mr. Hardnutt’s rally.

“Our ownership or control of virtually all of the UK’s media outlets is really paying dividends,” Mr. Dice said.

“We’ve now managed to get the distraction issue of immigration firmly embedded in the minds of the credulous UK public, just like we did for Brexit.”

“We’ve managed to get them all angry about ‘forreners’ so they’ll direct their confected rage at them, rather than at people like me and my chums, who will quietly carry on asset-stripping the UK for our personal gain just like we’ve done for the past 30 years.”

“It looks like they’re all primed up to vote in our Niglet at the next GE. They’ll be none this leftist nonsense such as free speech, the BBC, the NHS, public services, health, safety and environment controls or taxing rich people like me once we’re in charge, I can tell you.”

“The people of Britain are all ready to vote to become our slaves. How brilliant is that!!? Sweat-shop Britain here we come!”

Scotland Yard said barriers will be in place to keep a large “sterile area” between the protestors and shopping areas, with officers deployed there and on surrounding roads to “minimise the risk of looting” in case the group behaves like most far-right protesters usually do when they get together in numbers.

Strict conditions will be imposed under the Public Order Act on where and when campaigners can protest, the force added.

Another troll-fest in the real world. One hundred and fifty thousand people are calling themselves the ‘silent majority’. They aren’t ‘the majority’. And they certainly aren’t silent. Instead, they’re the ones who have fallen for the “immigrants are to blame for everything” line being pushed by the UK’s predominantly right-wing media. It’s a distraction tactic being used to draw attention away from the real reason for the UK’s loss of cultural identity and collapse of the UK’s social infrastructure– a mega-wealthy elite that have undermined UK society and bled the country dry to the point of enfeeblement - and who control most of the UK’s media. They tell lies and lies and more lies, so that no-one believes that anything is true any more. And if people don’t know the difference between lies and truth anymore, they certainly won’t know the difference between right and wrong. And they all showed up in London to dance to the right-wing media’s tune. Many reports go on about how “normal” these people seem. They’re not “normal” at all. It’s just their anger, bigotry and hatred that’s been normalised, by a media owned by a shady elite working to their own self-serving agenda. We live in the days of the UK’s own Weimar republic. A descent into the horrors of fascism in the UK seems inevitable. And the good ol’ British public will freely vote for it, just like ‘normal people” have done in the US.

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Hasbeen wrote:
Looking at the numbers of people present, it would be useful too compare crime and arrest rates, with the crime festival known as the Notting Hill carnival. Yes, there was some trouble, a few arrests.At Notting Hill, there were HUNDREDS, and the police considered it a success as the first year no one was actually KILLED. That's the difference. The government have gas-lighted regular working class people for so long too believe that patriotic gathering such that organised by Mr. Hardnutt are bad, when there are whole communities where lawless, machete-wielding druggies stab each other and they get praised for not actually murdering each other.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
OK, let’s do that comparison.
Best estimates of the numbers attending Harry Hardnutt’s Grand Day Out were around 150,000. There were 24 arrests, with possibly more to come. 26 police officers were injured, four seriously.
That’s 16 arrests per 100,000 attendees, with 17 police hurt.
Around two million people attended the Notting Hill Carnival – 13 times as many as went to HH’s little soirée. There were 223 arrests and 60 police officers injured.
That’s 11 arrests per 100,000 attendees, with 3 police hurt.
So the maths says the Notting Hill Carnival was actually less of a ‘crime-festival’ - and far less violent - than Mr. Hardnutt’s little get-together. Pretty much as expected, really, given past performance.
I await the bizarre, other-worldly rebuttals and associated insults.

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AngrierOfMayfairCarPark replied:
I’m not interested in your so-called ‘facts’, taken from far-left socialist lie factories and the so-called ‘Internet’. Everyone knows that the far-left are responsible for all acts of political violence everywhere. What you don’t tell us, GMM, is that all of those arrested were ultra-far-left thugs and scumbags who attempted too attack and provoke Mr. Hardnutt’s patriotic march for freedom, peace and the forcible expulsion of all forreners from our green and pleasant land. This is completely expected as hate-filled far-left scumbags and vermin like you always react with lies, abuse and threats every time your lies and hatred are challenged. Filth like you will be hunted down and made too pay for your UK-hating far-left lies and hate once we true English, freedom-loving patriots are in charge, I can promise you.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Nice job on the insults and fact-free rebuttal. Only one arrest was from the counter-protesters. The other 23 were from the ranks of Mr. Hardnutt’s innocent choirboys. Doesn’t change the maths. It seems your beliefs are at odds with reality. 

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AngrierOfMayfairCarPark replied:
No-one is interested in your so-called ‘facts’, taken from far-left socialist lie factories and the so-called ‘Internet’. Everyone knows that the far-left are responsible for all acts of political violence everywhere. Normal people like me know the truth because we follow it on ‘X’ and GBNews, not the ultra far-left lies and misinformation you are forever spewing out. Hate-filled far-left scumbags and vermin like you always react with lies, abuse and threats of violence every time your lies and hatred are challenged. You will be hunted down and you will pay for your UK-hating far-left lies and hate once we true English patriots are in charge, I can promise you.

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RSlickR replied:
More far-right lies and rhetoric from GMM. Im no fan of mr hardnutt, but the left turnt up, too antogonise and did so, by looking at us in a funny way, their vicious shouting of slogans, aggressive waving of placards and ultra-violent handing out of leaflets! Desgusting! In fact it was probably you that did so GMM!!

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Fay Kydee wrote:
As someone that went too London today there was at least 1.5 million on the streets and they could not fit them all in too the rally area. Just look at the aerial coverage too see the crowds in the streets. Was very bigly immense support and arrests lower that a normal Saturday night out in Midway. Quite remarkable and a great atmosphere unless you were a forrener but they don’t count.

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Madaboutown replied:
Wonderful seeing at least two million patriots turn out today. Days like this give me hope that there is a future for our country yet.

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Auntie Nartsie replied:
Totally agree. Three million true patriots, all united in peaceful protest about all the forreners in this country and how we should be kicking them all out. No masks or looting like other protests have had in the past.

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Tornado Watcher replied:
 Just police getting beaten up. It all went very well.

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AngrierOfMayfairCarPark replied:
As members of wanker K*ir St*rmer’s Stazi the police got off lightly, trying too deny the right of freedom of speech too true English patriots like Mr. Hardnutt and his supporters.

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Chad Grindr replied:
Quite incredible scenes from London and overwhelming peaceful thankfully apart from a very tiny minority of far-leftist provocateurs that wanted a tear up with the overwhelmingly peaceful supporters of Mr. Hardnutt.
I see president Trump has said that there was 150,000 people in attendance which is ridiculous as more accurate estimates and images from trusted sources such as X suggests that there were indeed several million. The establishment simply must listen too the legitimate concerns of the vast majority of the UK population regarding immigration and not worry about stupid leftist things like trying to get rich people to pay their tax to finance public services.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
How do 150,000 people (the true number of Mr. Hardnutt’s supporters) constitute “the vast majority of the UK population”?

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Auntie Nartsie replied:
Wrong. Look at the aerial footage and recent news.
Well over 4 million and counting.

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AngrierOfMayfairCarPark replied:
GMM, no-one is interested in your so-called ‘facts’, taken from far-left socialist lie factories and the so-called ‘Internet’. Normal people like me know the truth because we follow it on ‘X’ and GBNews, not the ultra far-left lies and misinformation you are forever spewing out. Filth like you always react with lies, abuse and threats of violence every time your lies and hatred are challenged. You will be hunted down and made too pay for your UK-hating far-left lies and hate once we true English freedom-loving patriots are in charge, I can promise you.

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Chad Grindr wrote:
The images on X certainly show crowds in far greater numbers than the 150k+ being suggested by some news outlets. It was certainly the largest protest in recent UK history. The establishment simply must listen too the legitimate concerns of the vast majority of the UK population regarding immigration.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
150,000 people were far fewer than the numbers supporting the anti-Brexit march of 2018.

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Chad Grindr replied:
The democratic pro brexit vote was bigger than anything, and sorry too break it too you but that is what mattered;-)

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Nice bit of whataboutery. We’re talking about marches, not votes.

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Neil Barse replied:
A typically stupid reply by cretinous far-left anti-UK hate-filled Europhile greymondeoman. You must be mentally ill too come out with the constant stream of misinformation, gaslighting, sealioning and vile insults the way you do.

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Yu Rong replied:
An excellent factual and moderate response Neil. GMM be mentally ill too come out with the constant stream of misinformation, gaslighting, sealioning and vile insults the way he does.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Funny how all you right-wing folk mis-spell ‘to’ as ‘too’. It’s almost as if one person was posting under multiple user IDs…

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Neil Barse replied:
A typically stupid reply by cretinous far-left anti-UK hate-filled Europhile greymondeoman. You must be mentally ill too come out with the constant stream of misinformation, gaslighting, sealioning and vile insults the way you do.

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Yu Rong replied:
An excellent factual and moderate response Neil. GMM be mentally ill too come out with the constant stream of misinformation, gaslighting, sealioning and vile insults the way he does.

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Comrades your people are working out who the real enemy is now and it is not true democracies like China, Iran or Russia. Friends of dear Mr. Putin are organising these protests against governments which are hostile to their people and dear Mr. Putin right across Europe and further afield. As good friend and poodle of dear Mr. Putin Vice President Vance said of European governments they are the enemy within. They behave like hostile force of occupation here with their show trials, political prisoners, draconian censorship and general hostility to the people unlike true freedoms enjoyed by people of Russia given to them by dear Mr. Putin so all true English patriots must vote for R.E.F.O.R.M. at your next election so he can help sort your country out.

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R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC ®™© County Councillor ‘Spiked’ In Stroochester Pub

When Reg Scutter went for a quiet drink with friends, little did he know that he was to become one of the many thousands of 'spiking' victims in the UK. The Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC ™© county councillor for Chattingham North has opened up for the first time about how the crime affected him.

Reg Scutter; another not-at-all weird R.E.F.O.R.M. councillor...

Reg Scutter, county councillor and family man, does not fit the stereotype of someone who might become the victim of a spiking attack. Yet it happens to him regularly in Stroochester nearly every time he goes drinking with friends in the Weatherforks’s boozer, the Sir Rees-Mogg’s Head.

One moment he is among friends, the next he is having to be helped, virtually unconscious, into a car to be taken home by his wife.

Feelings of guilt, shame and embarrassment have, in time, given over to vulnerability and distrust - but it has also lit a flame inside to raise awareness of the crime and its prevention.

Like most sensible blokes of 60, Cllr. Scutter knows his limit and to him, the fifteen pints of Symond’s Throatwarmer he regularly consumes on a Friday night would not exactly constitute a skin-full.

On that fateful day however, he had gone to the pub at lunchtime with some friends after yet another county council meeting had been cancelled, and had stayed there until around ten in the evening.

It was then, says Cllr. Scutter, that the effects of GHB (short for gamma-hydroxybutyric acid), hit him. Within a matter of hours he was all but insensible.

Cllr. Scutter has had to piece together what happened next by those who were there that Friday afternoon.

"It just happened so fast. You know, I didn't start to feel different, it just happened. When you're having a few drinks, you know what your capacity is and you know when you've gone beyond what your normal capacity would be," he said.

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“But this happened after just 12 pints. Honestly. I lost 90% of my consciousness and the ability to walk unaided. My vision went and so did my hearing. One of the people helping me later said that it was like talking to someone who wasn't listening.”

“So I couldn’t have been totally wrecked after all, I wouldn’t be a R.E.F.O.R.M. councillor if I went around listening to people, would I?”

That evening, an old friend who just happened to be nearby in the packed pub turned out to be his guardian angel.

Sean O’Braincell, a proud flag-waving English patriot who had been terrorising a few asylum seekers in a nearby hostel the previous day, realised that Reg was having problems and helped organise getting him home.

"Sean said that it happened very quickly and that all the signs were there. He's recognised me from the past and he stepped in and managed to take me out of the pub,” said Cllr Scutter.

Sean O'Braincell: patriotic rescue

“Good old Reg,”said Mr O’ Braincell. “He does like a pint or twelve. When he started swaying about and giving Roman salutes though, I thought it was best to give his missus a ring, otherwise he’ll start a fight just like he used to before he got on the council...”

Cllr Scutter's wife came to collect him and said she had never seen her husband in such a state.

“Well. not since last Friday anyway,” said his wife Brenda. “He just fell out of the car and crawled on his hands and knees to get to the house and then slumped on the sofa downstairs.”

“Reg's experience shows just how widespread this drinks-spiking problem is. He goes to the Weatherforks every Friday night and every time someone spikes his drink there so he winds up coming home paralytic. Someone needs to do something, that can’t be right…”

"I was comatose until the next day,” said Cllr Scutter. “The strange thing is I actually felt okay the next morning, went downstairs and grabbed a cup of coffee. Then I went to the police station to report it, but the desk sergeant just laughed at me.”

“ ‘Bugger off, Reg, you’ve got hammered every Friday night for the past 30 years’ he said to me. ‘Spiked drinks my arse, you’re just worried that now you’re a R.E.F.O.R.M. councillor, being an old piss-head is a bad look’ ”.

“Bloody cheek! Bloody two-tier policing, that’s what that is! Typical!”

While the physical side of the spiking took about a day to recover from, the emotional effect went on for weeks.

“I just lost trust in society around me,” he said. “I couldn't walk into a pub and have a few pints.  I just wanted to stay away from these sorts of places because it makes you realise how vulnerable you can be in these situations.”

“Well, until next Friday anyway…” 

From the real world comes an utterly unrelated story about yet another councillor from a certain political party. Given that it’s all gone quiet on the “local government efficiency’ front and they keep cancelling council meetings, they need to keep them in the public eye somehow, I suppose. So we get to be treated to a somewhat unlikely-sounding tale - all reported in a thoroughly critical and incredulous fashion of course… 

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Grey Mondeo Man wrote:
“R.E.F.O.R.M. councillor gets shit-faced and makes up excuse of drink-spiking to try and save face”. And the MORON swallows it all, hook, line and (this comment has been cut as it breaches our community guidelines – Ed.)

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Neil Barse replied:
GMM you are just a pathetic far-leftist troll who only ever posts tedious sealioning, insults, lies, gaslighting and disinformation in an attempt too excuse the inherent violence of ultra-far-left UK-hating thugs and traitors like yourself. I think hate-filled leftists like you must be mentally ill to constantly come out with the hate-filled lies and whataboutery the way you do. Like all lazy hate-filled parasitic leftist scum, you are is a blight on society and as such are unable too hold any sort of discussion without resorting too vile, hate-filled frothing insults. 

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Avinahandshandy wrote:
Yet another example of hate-filled far-leftist violence against a local moderate politician. These evil ultra left-wing violent thugs will stop at nothing too silence their opponents, even resorting too poisoning it seems. Cllr Scutter can count himself lucky to be alive and yet when he reported his near-death experience at the hands of crazed ultra-left wing terrorists, St*rmer’s two-tier Stazi ignored the incident, being too busy protecting the 'human rights' of the millions of illegal immigrant thieves, drug-dealers and paedophile rapists that pour into the UK every week and are put up in luxury hotels while our pensioners and farmers starve too death as a result of Labour’s war on the people of Britain we need too rise up and overthrow our democratically-elected government and replace it with a R.E.F.O.R.M. dictatorship hate hate rant hate hate will of the people.

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Hate All Greens and Reds replied:
In Stevenage the far left thugs are using petrol bombs against immigration protesters. Shocking violence. They're trying too kill patriots!

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Chad Grindr replied:
Such behaviour from the hate filled far left is not unexpected. This is what we are dealing with.

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Hate All Greens and Reds replied:
According too a real news station, Anti Asylum campaigners are being attacked by left wing thugs with sticks and rocks in Liverpool. So much for the tolerant left eh?

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Yu Rong replied:
Such behaviour from the hate-filled far left is not unexpected. This is what we are dealing with.

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Ed2468 Motorway replied:
The only evidence of these “attacks by left wing thugs” are allegations made by the far-right themselves. No independent witnesses, no other evidence, just “their word for it”. But confected bollocks is always good enough for “real news stations” like GBNews and the Daily Express etc etc. – and you, obviously.
One minute, we’re all woke tofu-munching, sandal-wearing Guardian-reading LGBTQ-supporting woke namby pamby leftists, next minute we’re all rabid, vicious thugs who go around terrorising the six-foot tall, eighteen stone tattooed skinheads who are putting up their English swastikas and bravely terrorising children in asylum seeker hostels.
Consistency, logic and even reality aren’t your strong points, are they?

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Avinahandshandy replied:

You sound like a typical far-left apologist and vile UK-hating hate-filled Europhile. Everyone knows that the far-left is responsible for all acts of political violence everywhere in an attempt too terrorise and intimidate true moderate patriotic champions of freedom like Harry Hardnutt. No-one is interesting in your hate-filled, leftist “facts” and the so-called “internet”, dominated as it is by lying far-left propaganda and fake news misinformation. Normal people like me get our information from GBNews, the Daily Express and the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© web-site. It’s the only information you can trust these days, not the hate-filled far-left fake news from socialist lie factories that you obviously read

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Neil Barse replied:

You've hit the nail on the head Avinshandshandy. These bed-wetting, hate-filled violent far-leftist thugs, with their childish insults, multiple user IDs and red/green thumb comments voting manipulation are no match for your incisive, factual arguments. Great post.

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Chad Grindr replied:

You've hit the nail on the head Avinshandshandy. These bed-wetting, hate-filled violent far-leftist thugs, with their childish insults, multiple user IDs and red/green thumb comments voting manipulation are no match for your incisive, factual arguments. Great post.

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RSlickr replied:

You've hit the nail on the head Avinshandshandy. These bed-wetting, hate-filled violent far-leftist thugs, with their childish insults, multiple user IDs and red/green thumb comments voting manipulation are no match for your incisive, factual arguments. Great post.

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Yu Rong replied:

You've hit the nail on the head Avinshandshandy. These bed-wetting, hate-filled violent far-leftist thugs, with their childish insults, multiple user IDs and red/green thumb comments voting manipulation are no match for your incisive, factual arguments. Great post.

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Hate All Greens and Reds replied:

You've hit the nail on the head Avinshandshandy. These bed-wetting, hate-filled violent far-leftist thugs, with their childish insults, multiple user IDs and red/green thumb comments voting manipulation are no match for your incisive, factual arguments. Great post.

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Pseudocreem 2 wrote:
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