Mass Anti-Immigration Protest At Stroochester Hotel Causes Traffic Chaos...

Protestors have gathered outside a hotel to demonstrate against illegal immigration across the UK.

People descended upon the Championship Inn in Gove Street, Stroochester, this afternoon and were met by beeps from cars driving past while they waved national flags in the middle of the road.

The hotel has been housing asylum seekers for several years.

Sid and Elsie Dreadful: Mass protest...

Today, more than two people gathered outside the hotel for the protest with England and Union Jack flags aplenty shortly after 2pm after being kicked out from the nearby Weatherforks pub.

This was alongside multiple banners, with protesters (Sid and Elsie Dreadful) shouting “Shame on our two-tier government” and “Toot if you have had enough of mass immigration - enough is enough”.

Midway Police were in attendance but made no arrests.

“We daren’t touch these far-right loonies these days,” said Midway Police Superintendent Mike Grabber, “otherwise the national newspapers will be screeching about ‘two-tier policing’ and how the 'Labo*r government is clamping down on the right to protest', as if free speech has anything to do with rioting and lobbing rocks at us. So these right-wing thugs can get away with anything they like. And yet they’re the ones moaning about ‘Lawless Britain’. We can’t win…”

Supt. Mike Grabber: two-tier-policing

The MORON counted at least three cars hooting their horns during the 15 minutes our unpaid intern reporter could be bothered to attend the protest – but this might have been due to the protesters standing in the middle of a busy road and getting in the way of traffic.

(Nevertheless, we’re going to report it as though our brave patriotic protesters were being supported by passing motorists, just because it suits our agenda - despite the various interesting and amusing hand-signs the motorist were making at them).

 “I’m fed up wiv illegal immigrants comin’ over ‘ere on boats an' bein' put up in luxury ‘otels while our pensioners are freezing to death in summer because of the winter fuel allowance cuts,” said the other protester, Sean O’ Braincell.

Championship Inns condemned the protest outside of its Gove Street hotel.

“As we have pointed out before, our hotels in the Midway area do not house illegal immigrants” a spokesman for the hotel chain said.

“At the moment, our Gove Street hotel is hosting two coach-loads of German tourists who are in the UK for a holiday. Or at least, we were, until they got scared and went home early this afternoon thanks to the thicko protesters outside, who are too stupid to understand the difference between tourists and migrants…”

Sean O' Braincell: patriotic activist

Mr. O’ Braincell was unrepentant, however.

“Huh, everyone knows deese forreners come over ‘ere on boats and then do shopliftin’ an’ rape our schoolgirls an’ stuff,” he explained, “yet der police an’ der guvvunmen’ don’t do nuffin. It’s Lawless Britain, jus’ like Niglet the gargoyle sez. They can clear off back ‘ome, the lot of ‘em”.

“That’s why we’re going to make our English wimmim and children feel safer in the streets by riotin’, smashin’ fings up, chuckin’ stones at coppers and settin’ light to stuff…”

It comes on the same day the Home Office won its appeal against a High Court ruling, temporarily banning a hotel in Epping from housing asylum seekers.

Three Enemies Of The People (a.k.a. senior judges in the Court of Appeal) announced their decision just 10 days after the High Court imposed the temporary injunction on The Bell Hotel in Essex, following unrest.

The government department had argued that banning the hotel from housing asylum seekers would set a dangerous precedent for other councils to follow suit, leaving “asylum seekers potentially living destitute in the streets”.

According to Home Office figures released this month, 111,000 asylum applications were made to the UK during the year to June - a record high. 29,000 of these were from small boat crossings, but we’re going with the 111,000 number because it LOOKS BIGGER.

Net immigration was 700,000 in the same time-frame, most of it totally legal but nevertheless, just like most of the other UK newspapers, we’re going to bang on about the 4% that came over in small boats because it makes people angry and scared - and gives us the page-views we crave.

Apology:
We apologise for incorrectly reporting that the Championship Inn in Gove Way, Stroochester, houses asylum seekers. This is because our interns just skim any old bollocks off of social media and call it ‘news’, in line with our editorial policy.
We are happy to correct this error - after you’ve read the story and got all angry about it, of course. We could just take fake news like this off of our news-site but anything about immigrants gets loads of clicks, so we’re leaving it up as it’s making us money.

In the real world, it seems the local protests are almost as pathetic as the imaginary one here…

Comments:
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Grey Mondeo Man wrote:
How proud these patriots must be to have frightened a group of innocent tourists and forced them to flee for home. That’ll teach those ‘forreners’ to come over here, eh?

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Auntie Nartsie replied:
Good riddance. The less forreners in our country, the better.

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Neil Barse wrote:
A lot of the UK population are fed up of the current situation, and probably more so, of not being listened too. Of course some on here will disagree, we all know who. But most of us know tensions are rapidly rising, thanks too the sterling work of those bastions of truth, the Daily Telegraph, The Daily Mail, the Daily Express and GBNews. Let's hope these protests escalate and we get wholesale violence, looting and the break-down of law and order. Then we can blame the Labo*r government for not pandering too the demands of sensible right-wing maniacs and bigots like myself. It's as if this utterly contemptible Labo*r government want too see the country and our way of life destroyed hate hate rant whine hate etc etc. When the people are ignored, or at least people like me, eventually the far-right get those people too act. That has been shown throughout history.

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Leather Boy replied:
Well said that.

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SuperBigotDave replied:
The leftie red thumb monkeys will have too work hard too turn this current +112 too their favourite colour.

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Yu Rong replied:
They'll try, or failing that, try too get the comments shut down and removed. The usual lefties always confuse our banter with insults and hatred, just because those vile cretinous bed-wetting leftist haters of the UK want too flood the country with hoards of Labo*r-voting illegal immigrants hate hate rant whine hate etc etc.

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Chad Grindr wrote:
These are protests against £8m+ of tax payers money being spent every single day accommodating those that have entered the country illegally while UK people suffer with the cost of living crisis + refugees committing some rather unpleasant crimes especially against young women. And anyone who says that not all illegal immigrants are rapists, thieves and benefit scroungers are obviously UK-hating leftists who condone their evil crimes and are probably vile paedos themselves just like all leftists hate hate whine rant.

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Tornado Watcher replied:
You’ve hit a new low for insults and hatred, Chad, with your (the rest of this comment has been deleted as it does not meet our community standards - Ed.)

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Tornado Watcher replied:
So Chad Grindr smears anyone who disagrees with him as a “paedo” and the MORON thinks that’s perfectly fine. And yet when I object to that, the MORON censors my (the rest of this comment has been deleted as it does not meet our community standards - Ed.)

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Hate All Greens and Reds wrote:
In Stevenage the far left thugs are using petrol bombs against flag hangers. Shocking violence. They're trying too kill patriots!

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Chad Grindr replied:
Such behaviour from the hate filled far left is not unexpected. This is what we are dealing with.

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Hate All Greens and Reds replied:
According too a real news station, Anti Asylum campaigners are being attacked by left wing thugs with sticks and rocks in Liverpool. So much for the tolerant left eh?

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Yu Rong replied:
Such behaviour from the hate-filled far left is not unexpected. This is what we are dealing with.

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Ed2468 Motorway replied:
The only evidence of these “attacks by left wing thugs” are the allegations made by the far-right zealots who’ve been protesting. No independent witnesses, no other evidence, just “their word for it”. But confected bollocks is always good enough for “real news stations” like GBNews and the Daily Express etc etc. – and you, obviously.
One minute, we’re all woke tofu-munching, sandal-wearing Guardian-reading LGBTQ-supporting woke namby pampy leftists, next minute we’re all rabid, vicious thugs who go around terrorising the six-foot tall, eighteen stone tattooed skinheads who are putting up their English swastikas. Who'd have thought they'd be such snowflakes, eh?
Consistency, logic and even reality aren’t your strong points, are they?

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Hate All Greens and Reds replied:
I’m not interesting in your hate-filled, leftist “facts” and the so-called “internet”, dominated as it is by lying far-left propaganda and fake news misinformation. I get my information from GBNews, the Daily Express and the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© web-site. It’s the only information you can trust these days, not the hate-filled far-left fake news from socialist lie factories that you obviously read.

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Neil Barse replied:
You've hit the nail on the head HAGAR. These bed-wetting, hate-filled leftist idiots, with their childish insults, multiple user IDs and red/green thumb comments voting manipulation are no match for your incisive, factual arguments. Great post

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Chad Grindr
You've hit the nail on the head HAGAR. These bed-wetting, hate-filled leftist idiots, with their childish insults, multiple user IDs and red/green thumb comments voting manipulation are no match for your incisive, factual arguments. Great post

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avinahandshandy
You've hit the nail on the head HAGAR. These bed-wetting, hate-filled leftist idiots, with their childish insults, multiple user IDs and red/green thumb comments voting manipulation are no match for your incisive, factual arguments. Great post

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Yu Rong
You've hit the nail on the head HAGAR. These bed-wetting, hate-filled leftist idiots, with their childish insults, multiple user IDs and red/green thumb comments voting manipulation are no match for your incisive, factual arguments. Great post

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Hate All Greens and Reds replied:
You've hit the nail on the head HAGAR. These bed-wetting, hate-filled leftist idiots, with their childish insults, multiple user IDs and red/green thumb comments voting manipulation are no match for your incisive, factual arguments. Great post

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Pseudocreem 2 wrote:
Comrades remember Labo*r only got 20% of vote and they are running your country like police state unlike true democratic freedoms of nice Mr. Putin’s Russia. They think 20% gives them right to conduct show trials, jail political prisoners, rob you to pay for uncontrolled, unlimited immigration, impose draconian censorship and donate billions more of your money to protect borders of other countries like fascist warmongering regime of Ukraine while you being invaded through the open borders created by Tories and LibDems and opened even wider by Labo*r. Nice Mr. Putin says vote R.E.F.O.R.M. to enjoy freedoms he has given Russia.

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