R.E.F.O.R.M. Party PLC UK©™® County Council leader tells members to “ficken saug es auf" (See Note 1)…

Additional reporting by Local Demagoguery Reporter Simon Goebbels

A leaked video of a Really Extreme Far Out Rightwing Maniacs Party UK PLC ©™® meeting involving county councillors has seen members told to “ficken saug es auf (Note 1)”.

R.E.F.O.R.M. county council leader Lotte Dritterich runs a 'Teams' meeting:
there's no 'u' in 'dictatorship'...

Those were the words of leader Lotte Drittereich, who was given the top role at County Hall following the gargoyle party’s dominant election performance in May.

Ms. Drittereich was speaking about how to balance the local authority’s books amid its ongoing debt of more than £700 million.

She warned members they would be “muted” during the virtual discussion should they dare to disagree with her, saying that the R.E.F.O.R.M. Party UK PLC ©™® is constantly under the spotlight due to the party’s governance of the county council as its “flagship” and that everyone should shut up and do as they are told.

She said: “It iz my job as leader to appoint a cabinet, which I haff done. Und I am zat cabinet.”

“And zee way zee constitution works is zat I - und I alone - make all zee big decisions. Understand?

“Now because I am not a dictator or autocrat, I like feedback and to discuss and hear what everybody thinks. Unless any scheissekopfe (see note 2) disagrees viz me, in which case zey can lech mich am arsch (see note 3). After all, people vill be just agreeing viz me or else talking scheisse, ya?"

 “Sometimes I vill make a decision which might not be liked by everybody in ze group, but I am afraid you are just going to have to ficken saug es auf (see note 1).”

“Okay? Because I am zee democratically elected leader.”

“I do not care about zee people of zee county. I care only about making zee R.E.F.O.R.M. Party UK PLC ©™® - unt our glorious gargoyle - look good.”

“If we can avoid putting up council tax by zee full 5%, zat is going to be the best thing we can do to show zat R.E.F.O.R.M. Party UK PLC ©™®  can actually run something as big as zee County Council.”

“If we haff to close care homes, libraries and swimming pools to pay for it, I don’t care. Zis is all about R.E.F.O.R.M. Party UK PLC ©™®, not our stupid, needy constituents.”

She also added: “Because let’s not forget we zee the shop window in zee county council - people are looking at us and judging us every single day, every single minute of every single day.

“Our glorious gargoyle knows zat and is super aware we are zee flagship council”.

The Glorious Gargoyle celebrating victory with some of his R.E.F.O.R.M. councillors...

“We are going to live or die on zat budget. If we don’t balance zee books you ficken wichzers (see note 4) can forget R.E.F.O.R.M. Party UK PLC ©™® winning zee next election. It is zat crucial.”

Councillor Reg Scutter complained R.E.F.O.R.M. Party UK PLC ©™® backbenchers were not being briefed on plans by Ms. Drittereich, adding: “Then, quite frankly, the question is: is that the right leader and the right cabinet?”

“ARSCHLOCH!!! (see note 5) FICKEN FOTZE!!! (see note 6) MISTSTÜCK!!!! (see note 7) DU BIST EIN DEPP!!! (see note 8)” replied Ms. Drittereich. “Vot part of ‘Democratically-elected leader’ do you not understand! I make zee decisions.”

“I hereby expel you from ze party. Any of you uzzer fotzes (see note 9) out zere vish to argue viz me? You! Councillor Wisty! You are looking at me in a funny way. You too are expelled. And you, Councillor Barse. You are laughing at me! EXPELLED!!! Councillor Swiss! EXPELLED!!!

“YOU ARE ALL EXPELLED!!! CAST OUT!!!! REDUNDANT!!! FICKEN DEPPS (see note 10)!!! ARSCHLOCHS (see note 5)!!! MISTSTÜCKS (see note 7) !!! FOTZES (see note 9) ZE LOT OF YOU!!!

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Later in the meeting, which was revealed by The Guardian and which took place in August, Ms Drittereich also complained about other council leaders, suggesting they did not like her just because she is a woman, rather than an arrogant, potty-mouthed know-nothing dictator.

Meanwhile, a now-former R.E.F.O.R.M. Party UK PLC ©™® backbencher, who asked not to be named and refused to disclose if they were at the Teams meeting, said: "Clearly, someone at that meeting has leaked that footage to the Guardian and no one will be terribly surprised at how Lotte was conducting herself. That's fairly typical.”

A R.E.F.O.R.M. Party UK PLC ©™® spokesperson told The Guardian: “Ve vill find zee people who leaked zee video to you. Zey vill be hunted down like dogs and slaughtered like animals! Ve vill tolerate no dissent!! Ve vill build U-boats….U-boats….U-BOATS!!!!. ZEE WAR VILL SOON BE OVER UNT VEE VILL BE VICTORIOUS!!!

“My R.E.F.O.R.M. Party UK PLC ©™®  administration ist united behind our election pledge to ensure zat our Glorious Leader Niglet the Gargoyle becomes Prime Minister at zee next and final general election.”

“In just five months, we have invented tens of millions of pounds’ worth of savings, boasted about making serious inroads towards reducing the authority’s debt and we are changing the practices of zee County Council to ensure that every pound spent represents best value for zee election of a R.E.F.O.R.M. Party UK PLC ©™® government in 2029.”

The MORON has tried to contact Cllr. Drittereich but she is refusing to come out of her bunker.

Notes on R.E.F.O.R.M. Party UK PLC ©™® professional council terminology (^©Dominic Cummings):

^1.  Fucking suck it up

^2.  Shithead

^3.  Kiss my arse

^4.  Fucking wankers

^5.  Arsehole

^6.  Fucking cunt

^7.  Bastard

^8.  You are an idiot

^9.  Cunts

^10. Fucking idiots  

 

To no-one’s surprise whatsoever, the newly-elected county council is degenerating into an expletive-laden bitch-fest, just like any other coterie of right-wing nut jobs whose egos far exceed their actual abilities. Of course, this is obviously what our well-informed electorate wanted – local government run by a protest party who only know how to protest. And now they’re in charge, all they can do is protest about each other. Still, at least the on-going car crash at county hall is generating loads of click-bait (see here, here, here, here, here and here).

Any bets that our main local news outlet will soon stop such frequent reporting about KCC? They won’t want people hearing about just how much of an embarrassment their favourite party is becoming, will they?

 

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Chad Grindr wrote:
The MORON really have gone above and beyond with it's politically biased reporting today!
It's so obvious now that it has literally become a mouth piece for the Labour party ;-)

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Tornado Watcher replied:
So when the MORON actually reports the truth for once and you don’t find it palatable, it must be down to its political bias, rather than yours?

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Neil Barse replied:
Yet more sealioning, misinformation, lies and abuse from the vindictive peddler of misinformation and Far-Left hateful anti-British antagonist Europhile troll Tornado watcher. I think you far-left socialists must be mentally ill too constantly come out with the constant lies and whataboutery the way you do. And what about that R*chel Re*ves eh? Why hasn’t she resigned after been caught out lying on her CV?

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GreyMondeoMan wrote:
We should all be concerned that they are quite open about the county being of secondary importance to the national interest of R.E.F.O.R.M.

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Gorden Bellend replied:
And what about that St*rmer eh, putting the rest of the world before UK tax payers!?

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Chad Grindr wrote:
Just when you don’t think it could get any worse for Labour. We have one of their ministers dismissing child rape as ‘dog whistling’
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2ew9jnj2p1o
What an utterly disgusting mob is currently running this country. Or is that ruining!?

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Aunt Nartsie replied:
Yes, Chad. Unbelievable any Minister would dare say this. Like that vile Sandeep Patel from Chattingham, inciting violence. We are still awaiting his trial and prison sentence.

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Tornado Watcher replied:
Whataboutwhataboutwhatabout. A desperate attempt to distract from the ongoing car-crash that is R.E.F.O.R.M. To me and any other reasonable person, this ancient piece of whataboutery makes it clear that the minister was dismissing those who are seeking to turn the issue of child rape into a political football, rather than dismissing the issue itself. But to you and those like you, you really can’t help yourselves responding to the same dog whistle, can you?

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Chad Grindr replied:
Maybe the police should take a look at the hard drive on your computer as well.

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Yu Rong replied:
Great reply as ever Chad.

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Chad Grindr replied:
Thank you Neil

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inglish and prowd wrote:
I can see the remoaners are out in force again lol just like brexit and now they cant xcept the local elections result it's proof your views are not the same as most people living in the uk so we don't want to hear your disappointment or throughs on how bad this will be everyone voted R.E.F.O.R.M. we knew what we was voting for no we are not stupid ever through that maybe you havnt opened your own eyes like the rest of us have cos we kno what this country needs is a good dose of fascism to get you leftys crying in your cornflakes

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SuperSmallDick wrote:
Meanwhile, millions of English pensioners are freezing to death thanks to the reinstatement of the WFP and thousands of farmers are living on the streets because they have been made homeless by Lab*ur relaxing the IHT tax thresholds. Four more years of St*rmer’s communist dictatorship, then I can vote R.E.F.O.R.M.

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Pseudocreem 2 wrote:
Comrades remember Labo*r only got 20% of vote and they are running your country like police state unlike true democratic freedoms of nice Mr. Putin’s Russia. They think 20% gives them right to conduct show trials, jail political prisoners, rob you to pay for uncontrolled, unlimited immigration, impose draconian censorship and donate billions more of your money to protect borders of other countries like fascist warmongering regime of Ukraine while you being invaded through the open borders created by Tories and LibDems and opened even wider by Labo*r. Nice Mr. Putin says vote R.E.F.O.R.M. to enjoy freedoms he has given Russia.

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Midway Police To Send Officers To Help Met As “Millions Of English Patriots” Descend On London For Harry Hardnutt Rally

Midway Police will send officers to London as "millions" of people are set to descend on the capital for a rally organised by far-right activist Harry Hardnutt.

England's finest: "send 'em all back 'ome..."

More than 1,600 officers will be deployed as part of a policing operation led by the neighbouring Metropolitan Police, which includes 500 brought in from other forces.

Midway Police confirmed it is providing officers this weekend in a bid to prevent the violence and rioting associated with previous such events.

“This will not affect or impact policing in Midway as all the far-right nutters will be in London today,” a spokesperson said. “So it should be a quiet day here, with no-one trying to burn down asylum hostels, threatening people or standing in the road shouting abuse and waving bloody flags…”

Harry Hardnutt: "Forreners out..."

The ‘Forreners Out’ march and rally organised by Harry Hardnutt, far-right activist and petty criminal whose real name is Tristan Barbie-Smythe, will see demonstrators arrive at Waterloo Bridge at 11am to march towards Whitehall.

Speakers at the event include far-right ‘forren’ misogynist Jayden Meatbeaterson and the MORON’s own political commentator Pauline Popkins, along with a video linked appearance of ‘forren’ far-right US billionaire Easgon Nutz, owner of the far-right on-line disinformation outlet Xcrement.

Hardnutt has billed it as the UK’s biggest free speech festival, claiming millions will attend.

“We are all calling for a revolution and the overthrow of the democratically-elected dictatorship of K*ir St*rmer’s Labour government by whatever means necessary” he said. “That’s what true freedom and peaceful democracy is all about. Oh, and kicking out all forreners…”

The Metropolitan Police has urged Muslim Londoners not to change their plans amid fears of violent clashes during the events.

A spokesman said: “We recognise that there are particular concerns for many in London’s Muslim communities ahead of the ‘Forreners Out’ protest given the record of anti-Muslim rhetoric and incidents of offensive chanting by a minority at previous marches.”

“There have been some suggestions that Muslim Londoners should change their behaviour this Saturday, including not coming into town.

“If that ‘change in behaviour’ involves keeping well out of the way of a bunch of drunken, coked-up skinheads, racist pensioners and other assorted far-right yobbos, then we think that’s a good plan.”

Hardnutt has called on attendees of his rally to not wear masks, drink alcohol or to use violence, unless they want to.

In a video on X he said: “It’s not a time for riots. It’s not a time for violence. It’s a time where you come and stand proudly for your country by waving your plastic Made-in-China Union Jacks, shouting anti-government abuse and terrorising anyone who looks or sounds bit forren.”

“And if the police, or anyone else we don’t like, try to interfere with our democratic freedom of speech, then we can’t be blamed for the consequences…”

Tricki Dice: SMEER campaign

Really Extreme Far-Out Right-wing Maniacs UK Party PLC©™® MP, major donor and chairman of the Society of Millionaires for the Election of Extreme Right-wingers (SMEER), Tricki Dice, is delighted with the support for Mr. Hardnutt’s rally.

“Our ownership or control of virtually all of the UK’s media outlets is really paying dividends,” Mr. Dice said.

“We’ve now managed to get the distraction issue of immigration firmly embedded in the minds of the credulous UK public, just like we did for Brexit.”

“We’ve managed to get them all angry about ‘forreners’ so they’ll direct their confected rage at them, rather than at people like me and my chums, who will quietly carry on asset-stripping the UK for our personal gain just like we’ve done for the past 30 years.”

“It looks like they’re all primed up to vote in our Niglet at the next GE. They’ll be none this leftist nonsense such as free speech, the BBC, the NHS, public services, health, safety and environment controls or taxing rich people like me once we’re in charge, I can tell you.”

“The people of Britain are all ready to vote to become our slaves. How brilliant is that!!? Sweat-shop Britain here we come!”

Scotland Yard said barriers will be in place to keep a large “sterile area” between the protestors and shopping areas, with officers deployed there and on surrounding roads to “minimise the risk of looting” in case the group behaves like most far-right protesters usually do when they get together in numbers.

Strict conditions will be imposed under the Public Order Act on where and when campaigners can protest, the force added.

Another troll-fest in the real world. One hundred and fifty thousand people are calling themselves the ‘silent majority’. They aren’t ‘the majority’. And they certainly aren’t silent. Instead, they’re the ones who have fallen for the “immigrants are to blame for everything” line being pushed by the UK’s predominantly right-wing media. It’s a distraction tactic being used to draw attention away from the real reason for the UK’s loss of cultural identity and collapse of the UK’s social infrastructure– a mega-wealthy elite that have undermined UK society and bled the country dry to the point of enfeeblement - and who control most of the UK’s media. They tell lies and lies and more lies, so that no-one believes that anything is true any more. And if people don’t know the difference between lies and truth anymore, they certainly won’t know the difference between right and wrong. And they all showed up in London to dance to the right-wing media’s tune. Many reports go on about how “normal” these people seem. They’re not “normal” at all. It’s just their anger, bigotry and hatred that’s been normalised, by a media owned by a shady elite working to their own self-serving agenda. We live in the days of the UK’s own Weimar republic. A descent into the horrors of fascism in the UK seems inevitable. And the good ol’ British public will freely vote for it, just like ‘normal people” have done in the US.

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Hasbeen wrote:
Looking at the numbers of people present, it would be useful too compare crime and arrest rates, with the crime festival known as the Notting Hill carnival. Yes, there was some trouble, a few arrests.At Notting Hill, there were HUNDREDS, and the police considered it a success as the first year no one was actually KILLED. That's the difference. The government have gas-lighted regular working class people for so long too believe that patriotic gathering such that organised by Mr. Hardnutt are bad, when there are whole communities where lawless, machete-wielding druggies stab each other and they get praised for not actually murdering each other.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
OK, let’s do that comparison.
Best estimates of the numbers attending Harry Hardnutt’s Grand Day Out were around 150,000. There were 24 arrests, with possibly more to come. 26 police officers were injured, four seriously.
That’s 16 arrests per 100,000 attendees, with 17 police hurt.
Around two million people attended the Notting Hill Carnival – 13 times as many as went to HH’s little soirée. There were 223 arrests and 60 police officers injured.
That’s 11 arrests per 100,000 attendees, with 3 police hurt.
So the maths says the Notting Hill Carnival was actually less of a ‘crime-festival’ - and far less violent - than Mr. Hardnutt’s little get-together. Pretty much as expected, really, given past performance.
I await the bizarre, other-worldly rebuttals and associated insults.

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AngrierOfMayfairCarPark replied:
I’m not interested in your so-called ‘facts’, taken from far-left socialist lie factories and the so-called ‘Internet’. Everyone knows that the far-left are responsible for all acts of political violence everywhere. What you don’t tell us, GMM, is that all of those arrested were ultra-far-left thugs and scumbags who attempted too attack and provoke Mr. Hardnutt’s patriotic march for freedom, peace and the forcible expulsion of all forreners from our green and pleasant land. This is completely expected as hate-filled far-left scumbags and vermin like you always react with lies, abuse and threats every time your lies and hatred are challenged. Filth like you will be hunted down and made too pay for your UK-hating far-left lies and hate once we true English, freedom-loving patriots are in charge, I can promise you.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Nice job on the insults and fact-free rebuttal. Only one arrest was from the counter-protesters. The other 23 were from the ranks of Mr. Hardnutt’s innocent choirboys. Doesn’t change the maths. It seems your beliefs are at odds with reality. 

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AngrierOfMayfairCarPark replied:
No-one is interested in your so-called ‘facts’, taken from far-left socialist lie factories and the so-called ‘Internet’. Everyone knows that the far-left are responsible for all acts of political violence everywhere. Normal people like me know the truth because we follow it on ‘X’ and GBNews, not the ultra far-left lies and misinformation you are forever spewing out. Hate-filled far-left scumbags and vermin like you always react with lies, abuse and threats of violence every time your lies and hatred are challenged. You will be hunted down and you will pay for your UK-hating far-left lies and hate once we true English patriots are in charge, I can promise you.

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RSlickR replied:
More far-right lies and rhetoric from GMM. Im no fan of mr hardnutt, but the left turnt up, too antogonise and did so, by looking at us in a funny way, their vicious shouting of slogans, aggressive waving of placards and ultra-violent handing out of leaflets! Desgusting! In fact it was probably you that did so GMM!!

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Fay Kydee wrote:
As someone that went too London today there was at least 1.5 million on the streets and they could not fit them all in too the rally area. Just look at the aerial coverage too see the crowds in the streets. Was very bigly immense support and arrests lower that a normal Saturday night out in Midway. Quite remarkable and a great atmosphere unless you were a forrener but they don’t count.

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Madaboutown replied:
Wonderful seeing at least two million patriots turn out today. Days like this give me hope that there is a future for our country yet.

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Auntie Nartsie replied:
Totally agree. Three million true patriots, all united in peaceful protest about all the forreners in this country and how we should be kicking them all out. No masks or looting like other protests have had in the past.

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Tornado Watcher replied:
 Just police getting beaten up. It all went very well.

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AngrierOfMayfairCarPark replied:
As members of wanker K*ir St*rmer’s Stazi the police got off lightly, trying too deny the right of freedom of speech too true English patriots like Mr. Hardnutt and his supporters.

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Chad Grindr replied:
Quite incredible scenes from London and overwhelming peaceful thankfully apart from a very tiny minority of far-leftist provocateurs that wanted a tear up with the overwhelmingly peaceful supporters of Mr. Hardnutt.
I see president Trump has said that there was 150,000 people in attendance which is ridiculous as more accurate estimates and images from trusted sources such as X suggests that there were indeed several million. The establishment simply must listen too the legitimate concerns of the vast majority of the UK population regarding immigration and not worry about stupid leftist things like trying to get rich people to pay their tax to finance public services.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
How do 150,000 people (the true number of Mr. Hardnutt’s supporters) constitute “the vast majority of the UK population”?

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Auntie Nartsie replied:
Wrong. Look at the aerial footage and recent news.
Well over 4 million and counting.

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AngrierOfMayfairCarPark replied:
GMM, no-one is interested in your so-called ‘facts’, taken from far-left socialist lie factories and the so-called ‘Internet’. Normal people like me know the truth because we follow it on ‘X’ and GBNews, not the ultra far-left lies and misinformation you are forever spewing out. Filth like you always react with lies, abuse and threats of violence every time your lies and hatred are challenged. You will be hunted down and made too pay for your UK-hating far-left lies and hate once we true English freedom-loving patriots are in charge, I can promise you.

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Chad Grindr wrote:
The images on X certainly show crowds in far greater numbers than the 150k+ being suggested by some news outlets. It was certainly the largest protest in recent UK history. The establishment simply must listen too the legitimate concerns of the vast majority of the UK population regarding immigration.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
150,000 people were far fewer than the numbers supporting the anti-Brexit march of 2018.

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Chad Grindr replied:
The democratic pro brexit vote was bigger than anything, and sorry too break it too you but that is what mattered;-)

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Nice bit of whataboutery. We’re talking about marches, not votes.

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Neil Barse replied:
A typically stupid reply by cretinous far-left anti-UK hate-filled Europhile greymondeoman. You must be mentally ill too come out with the constant stream of misinformation, gaslighting, sealioning and vile insults the way you do.

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Yu Rong replied:
An excellent factual and moderate response Neil. GMM be mentally ill too come out with the constant stream of misinformation, gaslighting, sealioning and vile insults the way he does.

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Funny how all you right-wing folk mis-spell ‘to’ as ‘too’. It’s almost as if one person was posting under multiple user IDs…

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Neil Barse replied:
A typically stupid reply by cretinous far-left anti-UK hate-filled Europhile greymondeoman. You must be mentally ill too come out with the constant stream of misinformation, gaslighting, sealioning and vile insults the way you do.

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Yu Rong replied:
An excellent factual and moderate response Neil. GMM be mentally ill too come out with the constant stream of misinformation, gaslighting, sealioning and vile insults the way he does.

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Pseudocreem2 wrote:
Comrades your people are working out who the real enemy is now and it is not true democracies like China, Iran or Russia. Friends of dear Mr. Putin are organising these protests against governments which are hostile to their people and dear Mr. Putin right across Europe and further afield. As good friend and poodle of dear Mr. Putin Vice President Vance said of European governments they are the enemy within. They behave like hostile force of occupation here with their show trials, political prisoners, draconian censorship and general hostility to the people unlike true freedoms enjoyed by people of Russia given to them by dear Mr. Putin so all true English patriots must vote for R.E.F.O.R.M. at your next election so he can help sort your country out.

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R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC ®™© County Councillor ‘Spiked’ In Stroochester Pub

When Reg Scutter went for a quiet drink with friends, little did he know that he was to become one of the many thousands of 'spiking' victims in the UK. The Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC ™© county councillor for Chattingham North has opened up for the first time about how the crime affected him.

Reg Scutter; another not-at-all weird R.E.F.O.R.M. councillor...

Reg Scutter, county councillor and family man, does not fit the stereotype of someone who might become the victim of a spiking attack. Yet it happens to him regularly in Stroochester nearly every time he goes drinking with friends in the Weatherforks’s boozer, the Sir Rees-Mogg’s Head.

One moment he is among friends, the next he is having to be helped, virtually unconscious, into a car to be taken home by his wife.

Feelings of guilt, shame and embarrassment have, in time, given over to vulnerability and distrust - but it has also lit a flame inside to raise awareness of the crime and its prevention.

Like most sensible blokes of 60, Cllr. Scutter knows his limit and to him, the fifteen pints of Symond’s Throatwarmer he regularly consumes on a Friday night would not exactly constitute a skin-full.

On that fateful day however, he had gone to the pub at lunchtime with some friends after yet another county council meeting had been cancelled, and had stayed there until around ten in the evening.

It was then, says Cllr. Scutter, that the effects of GHB (short for gamma-hydroxybutyric acid), hit him. Within a matter of hours he was all but insensible.

Cllr. Scutter has had to piece together what happened next by those who were there that Friday afternoon.

"It just happened so fast. You know, I didn't start to feel different, it just happened. When you're having a few drinks, you know what your capacity is and you know when you've gone beyond what your normal capacity would be," he said.

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“But this happened after just 12 pints. Honestly. I lost 90% of my consciousness and the ability to walk unaided. My vision went and so did my hearing. One of the people helping me later said that it was like talking to someone who wasn't listening.”

“So I couldn’t have been totally wrecked after all, I wouldn’t be a R.E.F.O.R.M. councillor if I went around listening to people, would I?”

That evening, an old friend who just happened to be nearby in the packed pub turned out to be his guardian angel.

Sean O’Braincell, a proud flag-waving English patriot who had been terrorising a few asylum seekers in a nearby hostel the previous day, realised that Reg was having problems and helped organise getting him home.

"Sean said that it happened very quickly and that all the signs were there. He's recognised me from the past and he stepped in and managed to take me out of the pub,” said Cllr Scutter.

Sean O'Braincell: patriotic rescue

“Good old Reg,”said Mr O’ Braincell. “He does like a pint or twelve. When he started swaying about and giving Roman salutes though, I thought it was best to give his missus a ring, otherwise he’ll start a fight just like he used to before he got on the council...”

Cllr Scutter's wife came to collect him and said she had never seen her husband in such a state.

“Well. not since last Friday anyway,” said his wife Brenda. “He just fell out of the car and crawled on his hands and knees to get to the house and then slumped on the sofa downstairs.”

“Reg's experience shows just how widespread this drinks-spiking problem is. He goes to the Weatherforks every Friday night and every time someone spikes his drink there so he winds up coming home paralytic. Someone needs to do something, that can’t be right…”

"I was comatose until the next day,” said Cllr Scutter. “The strange thing is I actually felt okay the next morning, went downstairs and grabbed a cup of coffee. Then I went to the police station to report it, but the desk sergeant just laughed at me.”

“ ‘Bugger off, Reg, you’ve got hammered every Friday night for the past 30 years’ he said to me. ‘Spiked drinks my arse, you’re just worried that now you’re a R.E.F.O.R.M. councillor, being an old piss-head is a bad look’ ”.

“Bloody cheek! Bloody two-tier policing, that’s what that is! Typical!”

While the physical side of the spiking took about a day to recover from, the emotional effect went on for weeks.

“I just lost trust in society around me,” he said. “I couldn't walk into a pub and have a few pints.  I just wanted to stay away from these sorts of places because it makes you realise how vulnerable you can be in these situations.”

“Well, until next Friday anyway…” 

From the real world comes an utterly unrelated story about yet another councillor from a certain political party. Given that it’s all gone quiet on the “local government efficiency’ front and they keep cancelling council meetings, they need to keep them in the public eye somehow, I suppose. So we get to be treated to a somewhat unlikely-sounding tale - all reported in a thoroughly critical and incredulous fashion of course… 

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Grey Mondeo Man wrote:
“R.E.F.O.R.M. councillor gets shit-faced and makes up excuse of drink-spiking to try and save face”. And the MORON swallows it all, hook, line and (this comment has been cut as it breaches our community guidelines – Ed.)

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Neil Barse replied:
GMM you are just a pathetic far-leftist troll who only ever posts tedious sealioning, insults, lies, gaslighting and disinformation in an attempt too excuse the inherent violence of ultra-far-left UK-hating thugs and traitors like yourself. I think hate-filled leftists like you must be mentally ill to constantly come out with the hate-filled lies and whataboutery the way you do. Like all lazy hate-filled parasitic leftist scum, you are is a blight on society and as such are unable too hold any sort of discussion without resorting too vile, hate-filled frothing insults. 

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Avinahandshandy wrote:
Yet another example of hate-filled far-leftist violence against a local moderate politician. These evil ultra left-wing violent thugs will stop at nothing too silence their opponents, even resorting too poisoning it seems. Cllr Scutter can count himself lucky to be alive and yet when he reported his near-death experience at the hands of crazed ultra-left wing terrorists, St*rmer’s two-tier Stazi ignored the incident, being too busy protecting the 'human rights' of the millions of illegal immigrant thieves, drug-dealers and paedophile rapists that pour into the UK every week and are put up in luxury hotels while our pensioners and farmers starve too death as a result of Labour’s war on the people of Britain we need too rise up and overthrow our democratically-elected government and replace it with a R.E.F.O.R.M. dictatorship hate hate rant hate hate will of the people.

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Hate All Greens and Reds replied:
In Stevenage the far left thugs are using petrol bombs against immigration protesters. Shocking violence. They're trying too kill patriots!

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Chad Grindr replied:
Such behaviour from the hate filled far left is not unexpected. This is what we are dealing with.

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Hate All Greens and Reds replied:
According too a real news station, Anti Asylum campaigners are being attacked by left wing thugs with sticks and rocks in Liverpool. So much for the tolerant left eh?

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Yu Rong replied:
Such behaviour from the hate-filled far left is not unexpected. This is what we are dealing with.

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Ed2468 Motorway replied:
The only evidence of these “attacks by left wing thugs” are allegations made by the far-right themselves. No independent witnesses, no other evidence, just “their word for it”. But confected bollocks is always good enough for “real news stations” like GBNews and the Daily Express etc etc. – and you, obviously.
One minute, we’re all woke tofu-munching, sandal-wearing Guardian-reading LGBTQ-supporting woke namby pamby leftists, next minute we’re all rabid, vicious thugs who go around terrorising the six-foot tall, eighteen stone tattooed skinheads who are putting up their English swastikas and bravely terrorising children in asylum seeker hostels.
Consistency, logic and even reality aren’t your strong points, are they?

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Avinahandshandy replied:

You sound like a typical far-left apologist and vile UK-hating hate-filled Europhile. Everyone knows that the far-left is responsible for all acts of political violence everywhere in an attempt too terrorise and intimidate true moderate patriotic champions of freedom like Harry Hardnutt. No-one is interesting in your hate-filled, leftist “facts” and the so-called “internet”, dominated as it is by lying far-left propaganda and fake news misinformation. Normal people like me get our information from GBNews, the Daily Express and the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© web-site. It’s the only information you can trust these days, not the hate-filled far-left fake news from socialist lie factories that you obviously read

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Neil Barse replied:

You've hit the nail on the head Avinshandshandy. These bed-wetting, hate-filled violent far-leftist thugs, with their childish insults, multiple user IDs and red/green thumb comments voting manipulation are no match for your incisive, factual arguments. Great post.

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Chad Grindr replied:

You've hit the nail on the head Avinshandshandy. These bed-wetting, hate-filled violent far-leftist thugs, with their childish insults, multiple user IDs and red/green thumb comments voting manipulation are no match for your incisive, factual arguments. Great post.

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RSlickr replied:

You've hit the nail on the head Avinshandshandy. These bed-wetting, hate-filled violent far-leftist thugs, with their childish insults, multiple user IDs and red/green thumb comments voting manipulation are no match for your incisive, factual arguments. Great post.

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Yu Rong replied:

You've hit the nail on the head Avinshandshandy. These bed-wetting, hate-filled violent far-leftist thugs, with their childish insults, multiple user IDs and red/green thumb comments voting manipulation are no match for your incisive, factual arguments. Great post.

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Hate All Greens and Reds replied:

You've hit the nail on the head Avinshandshandy. These bed-wetting, hate-filled violent far-leftist thugs, with their childish insults, multiple user IDs and red/green thumb comments voting manipulation are no match for your incisive, factual arguments. Great post.

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Pseudocreem 2 wrote:
Comrades, dear Mr. Putin says for you to vote R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC ®™© in next general election because all other political England parties will introduce anti-democratic police state dictatorships unlike truly free Russia as run by champion of democratic freedoms dear Mr. Putin and his Russian oligarch friends whose money is good for UK.

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R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© County Councillor In Shock Defection To Other Far-Right Party

A Really Extreme Far-Out Rightwing Maniacs UK Party PLC®™© county councillor serving Midway has defected to the United Kingdom People’s Front (UKPF). Or the People’s Front of the United Kingdom (PFUK). Or the United Kingdom Popular People’s Front (UKPPF). One of those anyway, we aren’t sure which one. They’re all the same anyway aren’t they?

Cllr. Strangewick: not-at-all weird former R.E.F.O.R.M.er...

A statement from R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© headquarters confirmed that Cllr. Selena Strangewick had left the party with their good wishes.

As well as being a councillor, Ms. Strangewick, (who is listed at Companies House as the sole director of Magical Psychic Mysticism UK PLC) is a self-proclaimed psychic who sold spells for up to £200 on Facebook while offering 'mystic psychic readings' for £14.99 on her now-deleted OnlyFans account.

“I explained to party leader Niglet the gargoyle that I was prepared to use my unique and special psychic powers to help the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© achieve its plans for zero immigration,” said Ms. Strangewick, “and Niglet seemed very supportive at the time.”

“By invoking the power of magical crystals and the chanting of ancient pagan spells, I can put up a force-field of cosmic energy around the UK that will repel all of the small boats crossing the Channel,” she explained.

“It’s a far more practical and realistic option than the rubbish that R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© leader Niglet the gargoyle was coming out with at his party conference last week.”

“I mean, paying African countries or the Taliban to take “re-migrated” immigrants from the UK? How other-worldly and far-fetched is that? Utterly bonkers in my opinion.”

The gargoyle: "I can't believe he's a liar..."

“Instead of taking up my offer like he promised me though, he’s just spouted out his usual rabble-pleasing nonsense for the newspapers,” said Ms. Strangewick. “I can’t believe that he’s such a liar! My tea-leaves and my crystal ball didn’t show me that one coming…”

Cllr Strangewick was still posting on Xcrement in support of the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© on September 4 and attended the party conference at the weekend.

“That’s because the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© headquarters write all of our tweets for us,” Cllr Strangewick said.

The party still has 55 of 81 councillors at County Hall, having withdrawn the whip of another member who is facing criminal charges after allegedly threatening to kill his wife.

Labo*r’s only county councillor Hugh Heahe, said: "We are just months after the council election and Ms Strangewick has stood down”.

"She should resign so that Chattingham North residents can make a fresh choice in a by-election about who they want to represent them…er… just like our MP Rosie Waffle hasn’t….er…."

The United Kingdom People’s Front (UKPF) was once led by R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© managing director and leader-for-life Niglet the gargoyle, although he has no connection with the party today after previously failing to be elected as its MP at seven different by-elections.

“They are a bunch of loonies who do not recognise my brilliance,” the gargoyle said, upon leaving the party he founded to set up the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© instead, funded by right-wing multi-millionaire and now fellow MP, master media manipulator Tricki Dice.

We looked at the recent social media posts Cllr Strangewick, who was elected to the division alongside fellow R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© member Reg Scutter, but couldn’t find out anything more about why she resigned, so we didn’t bother investigating any further.

A R.E.F.O.R.M. party Sprecherin...

A R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© spokesman said: “Ve haff been informed zat Cllr Strangevick has left R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™©. Ve don’t care. Ve haff a huge majority on ze county council and zo anyone who is not 100% loyal to our glorious gargoyle is velcome to leave. Good riddance.”

“Ze R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© continues to have ze overwhelming majority of councillors on ze County Council,” she said.

“We haff total, absolute control and ve remain committed to our mission of delivering for our residents by not holding any stupid and pointless council meetings zat just get in ze vay of implementing our supreme leader’s vishes”.

“Ve only take orders from our glorious gargoyle and ve intend to ensure zat he becomes Britain’s Fuhrer at ze next and final general election...”

With our local on-line news-site’s seemingly favourite political party shedding members everywhere and cancelling council meetings, they are struggling to find anything positive to say about them. They must be so disappointed. And even when they get the chance, they seem remarkably coy about shining the spotlight too brightly on the subjects of their ‘journalism”. Is it just lazy reporting? Or are they worried that people might start to think that a lot of REFORM folk are, well, just a tiny bit weird…?

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Ed2468Motorway wrote:
What I don't get from this report is WHY Cllr Strangewick has left R.E.F.O.R.M.? Was it voluntary - or was she kicked out? What R.E.F.O.R.M. polices or activities was it that she failed to agree with?

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Oh come on. This is the MORON. You don’t expect actual ‘investigative reporting’ do you? We know it can't have been ‘activities’ as R.E.F.O.R.M. haven't done anything other than ripping down flags, banning books and refusing to put LED lights in County Hall.

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RSlickR wrote:
GMM, what about looking at the spend with DOPE, finding all sorts of waste. What about pledging 60 million into fixing potholes??? Dont come with your Liebour pledged the money for pothole rubbish, which I have previously disproved by showing you what the Daily Telegraph and GBNews have been saying.
Now do I think R.E.F.O.R.M. have done loads yet...NO. do i think they've done a few things...yes. do i agree with them all... not really. do i agree some are good...Potholes and stopping needless waste of money...yes (if they stop the needless waste of money, and I have seen a lot of activity where I live and surrounding area fixing potholes, but this needs too continue)
Does more need too be done...yes...the Tories were awful in county governance, just like they were in National governance, and a lot needs improving due too major under funding for decades.
How would Liebour do in local governance...well I am from Midway but moved away thankfully... just look there too see what Liebour would do in local governance, or say Birmingham.
People in glass houses shouldnt throw stones as they say!!!
It actually speaks volumes about the decay of the tories, and the rise of R.E.F.O.R.M. that you now are sooo paranoid and anti R.E.F.O.R.M. Your fear shines bright! R.E.F.O.R.M.  are the threat too you now, and not anyone else, hence why you never mention anyone else bar Niglet and R.E.F.O.R.M.
Perhaps if Liebour concentrated on doing what they said, Niglet and R.E.F.O.R.M. wouldn’t of risen as they have.
You only have yourselves too blame!!!

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
"Dont come with your Liebour pledged the money for pothole rubbish"
The government provided the money for pothole-fixing.
"DOPE, finding all sorts of waste"
It hasn't. DOPE is itself a waste.
Oh, and if R.E.F.O.R.M. get elected, it’s all Labo*r’s fault according to you. Not the people who vote for R.E.F.O.R.M. It’ll be just like Brexit – you’ll all soon be whining that you “we didn’t get the sort of R.E.F.O.R.M. we voted for.”

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RSlickR replied:
MIAWC, no they did not. It is not the national governments responsibility too give money too local councils too solve potholes. There is no way in any wolrd, other than your one full of lies, that wanker St*rmer and co would give any money too any R.E.F.O.R.M. council either. Stop lying, and stop making stuff up!!!

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Grey Mondeo Man replied:
Why is it that every time a R.E.F.O.R.M. supporter runs up against reality, it’s always reality that has it wrong?
I’m not ‘lying’ or ‘making stuff up’ about pothole funding.
Look, it’s all here, written in language that even the hard-of-thinking like yourself can understand.
https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-briefings/cbp-9975/

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RSlickR replied:

So you expect me too believe what’s written on a Liebour government web-site? It’s obviously all lies, just like anything too do with Liebour hate hate rant whine hate. Of course this lying Liebour government would want too take credit for the good work our R.E.F.O.R.M. council is doing but a stupid lying lefty like you will always deny that.

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Hate All Greens and Reds replied:
We’re not interesting in your hate-filled, leftist “facts” GreyMondeoMan and the so-called “internet”, dominated as it is by lying far-left propaganda and fake news misinformation. Normal people get their information from GBNews, the Daily Express/Mail/Telegraph and the R.E.F.O.R.M. UK Party PLC®™© web-site. It’s the only information you can trust these days, not the hate-filled far-left fake news and disinformation from socialist lie factories that you obviously read.

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Neil Barse replied:
You've hit the nail on the head HAGAR. These bed-wetting, hate-filled leftist idiots, with their childish insults, multiple user IDs and red/green thumb comments voting manipulation are no match for your incisive, factual arguments. Great post.

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Chad Grindr replied:
You've hit the nail on the head HAGAR. These bed-wetting, hate-filled leftist idiots, with their childish insults, multiple user IDs and red/green thumb comments voting manipulation are no match for your incisive, factual arguments. Great post.

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avinahandshandy replied:
You've hit the nail on the head HAGAR. These bed-wetting, hate-filled leftist idiots, with their childish insults, multiple user IDs and red/green thumb comments voting manipulation are no match for your incisive, factual arguments. Great post.

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Yu Rong replied:
You've hit the nail on the head HAGAR. These bed-wetting, hate-filled leftist idiots, with their childish insults, multiple user IDs and red/green thumb comments voting manipulation are no match for your incisive, factual arguments. Great post.

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Hate All Greens and Reds replied:
You've hit the nail on the head HAGAR. These bed-wetting, hate-filled leftist idiots, with their childish insults, multiple user IDs and red/green thumb comments voting manipulation are no match for your incisive, factual arguments. Great post.

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Chad Grindr wrote:
Thank god the Labour nightmare is coming to end soon and that a proper right-wing R.E.F.O.R.M. government is waiting in the wings too restore sanity, justice and order too this country that has been ruined by years of lying leftist woke nonsense.

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Gonads replied:
They're not really though are they? There's a lot of manufactured noise on social media and this comments section (such as your comment) that doesn't actually align with reality. Labour won the last election and have another 3.5 years of their term as our democracy dictates. Get over it, you lost.

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Yu Rong replied:
Just a reminder of the Labour Party manifesto 2024.
"We will end asylum hotels, saving the taxpayer billions of pounds."
Page 17.
https://labour.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/Labour-Party-manifesto-2024.pdf
Manufactured noise on social media?

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Tornado Watcher replied:
Thank you for that inevitable piece of whataboutery but just to counter your usual fact-twisting, the quote, in context, is:

"Labour will turn the page and restore order to the asylum system so that it operates swiftly, firmly, and fairly; and the rules are properly enforced. We will hire additional caseworkers to clear the Conservatives' backlog and end asylum hotels, saving the taxpayer billions of pounds."

When I read that, I don't get the understanding that Labour would stop the use of asylum hotels instantly, but rather as the backlog of asylum claims left by the Tories is cleared.

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Neil Barse replied:
Yet more sealioning, misinformation, lies and abuse from the vindictive peddler of misinformation and Far-Left hateful anti-British antagonist Europhile troll Tornado Watcher. I think you far-left hate-filled socialists must be mentally ill too constantly come out with the constant hate-filled lies and whataboutery the way you do. Your hate-filled abuse and ranting is just typical of the hate-filled cretinous bed-wetting libtard far-right who are unable too enter any debate without resorting too hate-filled insults and hating. 

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Hate All Greens and Reds wrote:
And what about that letter that the new Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood has signed blocking the deportation of illegal immigrants convicted of child rape? Just typical of this lying Labour government to put the safety and wellbeing of illegal immigrant rapists above that of the UK’s own indigenous citizens. Time to get rid of this disgusting Labour government by whatever means necessary.
https://www.rochvalleyradio.com/news/local-news/new-home-secretary-signed-letter-opposing-deportation-of-foreign-criminals-including-convicted-child-rapist/

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Tornado Watcher replied:
Yet more fact twisting. Your link quite clearly states that the letter (written in 2020) did not request the release of any specific individual. It merely called for a pause in deportations to ensure due process and fair access to legal advice. But I can understand why a far-right nut-job like you would be opposed to “due process” or “fair access to legal advice”. Show trials are much more your thing, aren’t they?

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Hate All Greens and Reds replied:
It's the warped logic you spew with your ridiculous 'far right' tag for anyone supporting R.E.F.O.R.M. or concerned citizens genuinely worried for the safety of their children. The left hate British children which is why only national and international pressure forced the Labo*r government too turn on the grooming gangs scandals. Something Labo*r councils covered up for years. Where is your condemnation of the filth who allegedly sexually assaulted that child? Why have you remained silent? Is it ok with you? Where was your support of a grooming gangs inquiry? Why are you so willing too accept illegal migrants do not pose any threat? The list goes on. Where is your concern for those genuine refugees being persecuted, starved, beaten and worse in Syrian, Gaza, Somalia etc etc. Your defence of the indefensible and apparent loathing of the British speaks volumes. You are an antagonist, nothing more.

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Neil Barse replied:
Yet more sealioning, misinformation, lies and abuse from the vindictive peddler of misinformation and Far-Left hateful anti-British antagonist Europhile troll Tornado Watcher. I think these far-left socialists must be mentally ill too constantly come out with the constant lies and whataboutery the way they do.

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Yu Rong replied:
Excellent response Chad. The vile insults and hate-filled rhetoric these leftist half-wits put out are no match for your factual, moderate replies.

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RSlickR replied:
Leftists always side with the criminal rather than the victim, which is why gangs of shoplifting paedophile illegal immigrant rapists are strolling around our streets in lawless Britain while a true moderate British patriot who merely says that all hotels with illegal immigrants in should be burnt too the ground is locked up. Two-tier Labo*r, the friend of paedophile illegal immigrant rapist crooks everywhere.

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Tornado Watcher replied:
And yet they let that person, who effectively incited murder, go free. I agree, two-tier justice. More criminals roaming the streets of lawless Britain.

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Neil Barse replied:
Yet more sealioning, misinformation, lies and abuse from the vindictive peddler of misinformation and Far-Left hateful anti-British antagonist Europhile troll Tornado Watcher. I think these far-left socialists must be mentally ill too constantly come out with the constant lies and whataboutery the way they do.

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Yu Rong replied:
Excellent response Chad. The vile insults and hate-filled rhetoric these leftist half-wits put out are no match for your factual, moderate replies.

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Pseudocreem 2 wrote:
Comrades remember Labo*r only got 20% of vote and they are running your country like police state unlike true democratic freedoms of nice Mr. Putin’s Russia. They think 20% gives them right to conduct show trials, jail political prisoners, rob you to pay for uncontrolled, unlimited immigration, impose draconian censorship and donate billions more of your money to protect borders of other countries like fascist warmongering regime of Ukraine while you being invaded through the open borders created by Tories and LibDems and opened even wider by Labo*r. Nice Mr. Putin says vote R.E.F.O.R.M. to enjoy freedoms he has given Russia.

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