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Friday, April 5, 2024

Buxley Pub Restaurant awarded Michelin Star

Hedgefunder's Arms: Michelin star

A popular Midway pub restaurant has just been added to the prestigious Michelin Guide.

The Hedgefunder's Arms in rural Buxley on the outskirts of Chattingham opened in September last year and has now been awarded a much-sought Michelin Star by the acclaimed food critics.

The guide entry says: “Built in 1616, the pub was originally named the Black Death. This charming old building was saved from its pubco operators, Nepo Scheame, who wanted to sell it to a nearby vineyard for demolition and turning into a car park. It has now been sympathetically refurbished as an upmarket public house serving excellent real ales, high quality wines and offering a fine dining experience.”

“The restaurant sits in an extension to the main pub and serves local produce. Great wines, also from Kent, are available to pair with your food and, should you wish to grab a drink before dining, the pub itself serves an excellent selection of locally-brewed real ales and ciders.”

Hugo and Annabelle Upwoodly-Mowbyle: no experience
The venue is run by the husband and wife team of Hugo and Annabelle Upwoodly-Mowbyle.

The couple began renovating the grade II-listed building in 2019 after snapping it up for £1.5 million, quitting their hospitality jobs in London.

“We’re super-duper delighted to be running our own lovely little bijou restaurant,” gushed Annabelle Upwoodly-Mowbyle, 22. “We’ve no experience whatsoever of anything like this, or indeed of anything at all, but Mummy and Daddy have lots of money and know all of the right people. They can afford to hire us all the top chefs and managers and other minions we need, meaning our little business is off to a flying start.”

”All of Mummy and Daddy’s rich friends come here, along with our chums from the City, and so we’re fully booked for the next six months. It’s all going so swimmingly, OK yaaaah!” 

 

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Kent’s Greatest Prick Ever wrote:

This sounds like a splendid place for a rich person like myself. The Michelin Star should keep the prices high and the riff-raff away.

👍+63

Gonads wrote: 

Another local’s pub bought up by well-off DFLs and then turned into a swanky eatery that only well-off DFLs would want to visit. Still, at least Nepo Scheame didn’t get to turn it into a housing development like they are doing with all their other local pubs.

👍+78