Every week, our
Political Correspondent Pauline Popkins puffs up a Tory distraction issue to
feed to our tame audience of gammony trolls.
This week: Deputy Lab**r leader Angela Rayner's alleged tax avoidance...
OK, so the Tory party is famous for being
And it’s still maintaining that fine old tradition.
In 2020, then Housing Minister Robert Jenrick accepted a £12,000 donation to the Tories from millionaire property developer Richard Desmond just a couple of weeks after waiving through a £1 billion property scheme. Jenrick knew that Desmond had only 24 hours to have the development approved before new council community charges were imposed that would have cost him about £45m, and later accepted that his approval of Desmond’s project was unlawful.
Then in 2021, the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards found that Tory MP Owen Paterson was in breach of lobbying rules.
Or what about Nadhim Zahawi, Boris Johnson’s former Chancellor of the Exchequer who was sacked as Chairman of the Tory party in 2023 for a breach of the ministerial code after apologising for failing to disclose millions of pounds in tax and coughing up a £4.8 million tax settlement with HMRC?
Or what about top Tories who take vast “salaries” for presenting on right-wing nut-job Tory Party TV campaign channel GB News? The likes of Sir Jacob Rees Mogg, Lee Anderson, Esther McVey and Philip Davies have creamed off over £660,000 from the not-at-all politically biased “news” channel formerly funded by Tory billionaire donor Sir Paul Marshall.
Or what about the unlawful Covid “VIP lane” for the chums of top Tories like Michael Gove or Matt Hancock? They were awarded extortionately exorbitant contracts for the provision of PPE, often at twice the market rate and sometimes for equipment that turned out to be unusable or substandard. The taxpayer got took for a cool £14 BILLION on that one.
And if we started on the list of Tory sex pests, perves, rapists and bullies that have been in the news since the 2019 election, I’d be here all night.
BUT NEVER MIND ALL THAT!
Angela Rayner: Witch hunt!!! |
The Daily Mail has been trying desperately to dig up a few turds to throw at Lab**r in the face of a tidal wave of Tory shit, and hooray, they’ve finally managed to strike brown at last!!
Seems that Lab**r’s Ginger Whinger could owe as much as £3,500 to HM Revenue and Customs in capital gains tax that she didn’t declare when she sold her old council house in 2015.
£3,500 EH? EH??
THAT’S PATHETIC!!!!
IT’S NOT EVEN 1% OF EX-CHANCELLOR NADHIM ZADAWI’S DODGY TAX SETTLEMENT!!
It just goes to show that Angela Rayner is UNFIT to hold
high office if she can only fiddle trivial amounts like three grand.
And she has even offered to RESIGN if the Tories can get their shit to stick…
HOW GUTLESS IS THAT, EH? EH???
BORIS JOHNSON HAD TO BE DRAGGED KICKING AND SCREAMING OUT OF
THAT’S HOW A PROPER LEADER
SHOULD BEHAVE!!! EH??? EH????
No appetite for a fight, eh, Angie? A
TYPICAL SPINELESS LEFTIE WOKE LABO**ITE!!!
SHE MAKES ME SICK!!! HOW DARE SHE GO
AROUND BEING POPULAR, ATTRACTIVE, COMPETENT AND INTELLIGENT? Arrogant
bitch!!! WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS IS MORE FEMALE MINISTERS LIKE THERESE
COFFEY!!! A PROPER TORY THROUGH AND THROUGH!!!
Angie’s just a typical K*ir Starm*r Lab**r socialist snowflake crony. BLOODY LIGHTWEIGHT!!! Can’t even fiddle a
decent amount on her tax!! And what are the rest of ‘em doing about the
Deep state communist civil servants left-wing investment bankers bring back Liz
wibble wibble evil BBC socialist
There’s only one answer to this. DEPORT
ANGELA RAYNER TO RWANDA that’s the only language a communist fifth-columnist
like her understands meep meep bleep whirrr OOOBIE DOOBIE DOOWAH SUSAN’S ON THE TUBA bibble babble bobble GALILEO
GALILEO MAGNIFICO-OOOH-OOOH BEE-ELZELBUB’S GOT A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR
MEE-EEE-EEE FOR MEEE-EEE-EEE FOR MEEEEEEEEE OH MY GOD my brain’s exploded!!!!
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Yu Rong wrote:
I think the Tories are absolutely wonderful. The true benefits of Brexit are
now obvious to all and anyone can see that we now are living in the promised
sunlit uplands. The cost of living is at a record low, industrial productivity
is at all all-time high and everyone is well-off, or at least everyone I know.
God help us if K**r Starm*r and his bunch of leftist Lab**r loons get elected.
No-one believes the doom and gloom ultra far-left propaganda put on here by the
likes of GreyMondeoMan and Gonads, who obviously don’t live in the real world
as reported in those shining beacons of truth, the Daily Express, the Daily
Mail and GBNews.
David Simile The Second wrote:
A wonderfully concise and accurate summary of the appalling Angela Rayner,
who is so typical of the hordes of stupid remoaning socialist La**or woke
snowflakes. Like all lazy parasitic leftist scum, they are a blight on society
and as such are unable to hold any sort of discussion without resorting to
vile, frothing insults. Crawl away and die, you tofu-eating, Guardian-reading
pillocks. Keep up the good work, Pauline!
Grey Mondeo Man
said:
The Tories have nothing to offer but mud-slinging and insults. They have no
talent, honour or competence whatsoever in their ranks and the only tactic they
have left is to try and drag others down with them. It stinks.
👎-98
David Simile the Second replied:
A typically stupid reply from a typically stupid remoaning socialist
La**or-supporting woke snowflake. Like all lazy parasitic leftist scum, you are
a blight on society and as such are unable to hold any sort of discussion
without resorting to vile, frothing insults. Crawl away and die, you
tofu-eating, Guardian-reading pillock.
👍+234
Chad Grunter wrote:
Angela Rayner is living proof that Labour is the party of true corruption.
Everyone knows that all Tories are a lying, deceitful and completely immoral
bunch of self-serving weasels which is why people such as me, who share their
complete lack of scruples, will always vote for them. Labour cannot now pretend
to be any different. Rayner’s lack of ambition regarding the scale of her
alleged fraud is a mark of a typically weak, woke party.
👍+104
Kent’s Greatest Prick
Ever wrote:
I haven’t paid tax for years, thanks to my accountancy firm. Tax is something
that should only paid by the poor and the weak in society. It is clearly wrong
that rich people like me should pay for services that we never use, after all.
If Angela Rayner is so plebeian as to not find a way to avoid paying tax, then
she is clearly unfit to be a senior politician.
👍+63
DailyMailBob
wrote:
A lab**r councillor told me lab**r will make rich folk or folk with a big house
who lives alone rent their rooms to the home office at standard rates to save
on hotels and said there will be tax and inheritance penalties if you don’t so
welcome to the NEW WORLD OF LAB**R your choice eh and I know all this is true
because I read it in the Daily Mail!
👍+135
Pseudocreem 2
wrote:
Comrades, do not vote in the next elections because all political parties are
the same. If no-one vote your Tories will boss, which good news for all big Russian
money in
👍+45
NotaToryBot wrote:
I am not going to vote at the next election because all parties are the same but we really hate Lab**r and I hope that if we keep pushing the “all parties are as bad as each other” line then the Tories will win by default.
👍+109
PutinFanBoy wrote:
I have always voted but if a general election came up in the next few months I would spoil my paper because I don’t think any of them are fit to lead us we have the Tories lead by a man who has suspect tax affairs he should never have been made a leader but then none of the others would have been viable now he wants to make homelessness a criminal offence yet the cost of living crisis is putting more and more on the streets no way that will ever get my vote l**our? No - with St**mer having his strings pulled by Co*byn and R*yner and her dodgy house buying Lib. Dem - slightly better but even tho Davey might not have been responsible for the Post Office scandal he should have made it his business to be fully aware of what was happening reform - No - Farage and his lies about 350 million for our NHS and some of their candidates extreme views on race and ethnicity would never agree with my own beliefs Britain is in such a mess now, maybe we should let a strongman like Putin take charge as democracy has failed in the uk.
👍+25